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12:00 AM
I kind of started this trend but noone noticed! someone made my bot but it defects mercilessly after the 50 oddth round
 
The Elephant is in the top 10!
 
@ATaco ?
 
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Q: Prisoner's Dilemma v.3 - Petri Dilemma

GryphonA mad scientist has just created a new species of bacterium! He has decided to name it Noblus Gentlemanus, after observing its behaviour. However, his bacteria have ran out of food, and are have declared war, as they are able to harvest other bacterium's corpses for enough food to create copies...

 
but is the elephant in the room
 
12:10 AM
@totallyhuman no but the goat is
 
@ATaco you literally have 8 points
 
That's because the leader holds most of the points.
 
they make it seem like it is the amount of tit for tat they have, but its really about the amount of rounds they defect
 
Tit for Tat is working because it stays strongly defecting for a good portion of the game, but cooperate with cooperative bots to rack up huge points.
 
12:23 AM
how about covfefe latin for my new challenge
 
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Q: Find the rectangle

DaffyOverview Given a 2 dimensional array of values with a filled in rectangle, find the position and size of the rectangle. Do it in the fewest array accesses as possible. Requirements The x and y values in the output must be 0-indexed. The top left corner is (0, 0). The output should be the 4-tu...

 
@NewMainPosts inb4 MATL built-in
 
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A: What does “covfefe” exactly mean?

JoshThere is already a UD entry: Covfefe: (n.) When you want to say "coverage" but your hands are too small to hit all the letters on your keyboard. Originated from Donald Trump's tweet: "Despite the constant negative press covfefe" Also from knowyourmeme.com: “Covfefe” is a m...

 
-1
Q: Minify wildcards

Dennis DitteSo, the task is to minify a list of Wildcard-Patterns, like 546-% 546-30% 232-35% 232-34% 232-37% 232-3% 202-% or like 311% 433% 433-53% 433-5%5 %-% or like af% af4g-% sl5-%3 sl5-% Result should be, for the examples below: 546-% 232-3% 202-% 311% 433% %-% af% sl5-% Good luck!

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Q: Separate the psychopaths!

Koishore RoyDr.Ake is the head psychiatrist at a mental hospital, which is populated by murdering psychopaths. If 2 psychopaths are left together, they will end up brutally injuring or even killing each other, so Dr.Ake needs to build rooms to separate these psychopaths, but owing to the limited amount of fu...

 
12:46 AM
3210 rep! :P
 
1:11 AM
At what expression length is var x = "some long expression";\n myFunc(x) preferable to myFunc("some long expression")?
 
why would that ever be preferable
oh wait we're talking about prod
 
assume non-golfed code exists
 
it's still weird
 
I would honestly say never, I think it only makes things more confusing as the expression gets larger
 
oh, fanatic is just 100 days?
ez
 
1:15 AM
I'd like to argue with you, but I'm at 781. >_>
 
@totallyhuman easiest gold ever
 
imma get it in 65 days
and that'll be 100 days since i created the account :P
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Q: Separate the psychopaths!

Koishore RoyDr. Trump is the head psychiatrist at a mental hospital, which is populated by murdering psychopaths. If 2 psychopaths are left together, they will end up brutally injuring or even killing each other, so Dr. Trump needs to build walls to separate these psychopaths, but owing to the limited amount...

trump is likely to be one of the patients not the psychiatrist :P
 
@Dennis speaking of PPCG streaks I just realized my 600+ day streak broke a couple days ago Q_______Q
 
CMC: go 23.5 hours without PPCG
 
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
1:19 AM
@HelkaHomba no
 
thanks for summarizing my message :P
 
@totallyhuman no
 
no u
 
*seconds
 
@totallyhuman u wot
 
1:23 AM
@HelkaHomba no
 
I made someone join our community
 
with the covfefe meme
 
I should make a covfefield upload to SROMG
 
1:31 AM
CMC: given an integer, output a constant number, which is the same for any integer input. You may not use numbers in your source code.
 
print "x"?
 
sort of yes
 
Why are you not allowed to VTC a bountied question?
 
@ConorO'Brien cheddar: (-)
 
this seems like it can be abused. Slap a bounty on a unclear question and it can't be closed
 
1:33 AM
@ConorO'Brien _=>_-_?
 
that works
 
@ConorO'Brien Brain-flak 6 bytes: (<{}>)
 
@WheatWizard Because it would waste the bounty poster's rep. It's not that they can't be closed; you just have to involve a moderator.
 
Ah makes sense.
I'll just wait a week then
 
s/wait a week/raise a custom flag/
 
1:38 AM
@Dennis Should I really? It doesn't seem like a big enough deal to warrant the use of a flag
 
If there's something that needs to be done and you cannot do it yourself, alert your friendly neighborhood moderators. That's what we're here for.
 
I think I've probably been a little too stingy with flags then. I have only been flagging spam and NaN.
 
Not sure about other sites, but at least on PPCG, the lion share of flags is due to obsolete comments. Almost anything is more important than an obsolete comment, but it's one of the very few things trusted users cannot handle themselves.
 
2:11 AM
please no spam
 
Oops
I accidentally my keyboard
@ConorO'Brien Do I need an integer input?
@WheatWizard NaN? What do you nean by that?
 
@Mendeleev Not an answer
 
Not a NaNswer
 
@WheatWizard Wouldn't that be NAA, not NaN (not a number)?
 
Yeah probably,
 
2:14 AM
BTW @DestructibleLemon how's the music going?
 
@Mendeleev not so great
 
why? what happened?
 
it is hard
 
oic
I think the icy beat + hum is a good idea.
 
I tried making more upbeat songs but then realised I can't
 
2:16 AM
It needs to be improved on a bit, but it's a really good start
@DestructibleLemon What do you mean?
 
I just can't
 
huh
is it a personal thing or a software thing?
 
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Q: Battle of the letters

Neil A.Your task is simple: tell me who wins the battle of the letters. The troops There are three different "troops" in this battle, summarized by this table. name | health | damage A 25 25 B 100 5 C 10 50 The battle Suppose we have a sample battle: A...

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Q: Create a folder

MendeleevChallenge Given an input x, create a directory (AKA folder) in the file system with the name x. Languages that are not able to create file system directories are excluded from this challenge. The directory may be created anywhere, as long as the location is accessible to a user. Assume a non-p...

 
I figured out how to make sites use my fonts
 
Neat
Stylus?
 
2:20 AM
@Mendeleev I'm bad at it
 
@DestructibleLemon Oh, alright
I'm bad as well
if you've heard attempt1
 
Leaving downvotes, 0 comments? Wow — Mendeleev 2 mins ago
@Mendeleev I don't think you can complain about downvotes when you were specifically told, by multiple people, that they would consider a challenge boring when you asked about it.
 
@Mendeleev at least you actually produced something
 
Still though.
@DestructibleLemon You've made your frigid things
 
railway sans is a neat font
 
@Mendeleev I never said I couldn't make what I have made. I just can't make upbeat things
 
This one?
ah
 
unfortunately I haven't figured out how to make specific websites use it oonly
how to make a userscript to make chat use railway sans?
 
anybody here fluent with python style regex?
trying to remove the leading spaces and the XXX from this:
065A1B,1,928-105-552-06     XXX C,1,12.77,12.77
and other things like that
 
Maybe not fluent, but more than I'd like to.
 
2:25 AM
the comma separated things can be any length and contain any alphanumeric character + dash
 
halp how do I make a tampermonkey script to make tnb use railway sans?
 
So it's CSV?
 
yes
 
Why not use a CSV library?
 
regex is easier for me
I do'nt know how to use one
 
2:26 AM
@Riker VTC unclear what you're asking
 
So the output would be 065A1B,1,928-105-552-06 C,1,12.77,12.77?
 
and this is a one time thing
@Dennis remove the ` C` but yes
 
is XXX only XXX or any three letters?
 
065A1B,1,928-105-552-06,1,12.77,12.77
@DestructibleLemon any number of letters, from 1 to 25
 
@Riker the apostrophe is usually placed in place of the missing vowel. so do not -> don(o)t -> don't
 
2:26 AM
infinitely many would be nice tho
 
how many spaces will there be?
 
@Mendeleev I'm a member of the honorable greengroce'rs guild
 
You need a CSV parser.
 
@DestructibleLemon any number
@Mendeleev too much work for 1 file
 
ehh
 
2:27 AM
@Riker 0?
 
or a spreadsheet program\
 
@DestructibleLemon yes
holy bleep did somebody actually get my discworld reference?
nice
 
lol
 
you bamboozle with stolen joke!!
no stars for you!
 
2:28 AM
lel
> Going Postal also feature's a greengrocer who suffer's from a bad ca'se of "Greengrocer's apostrophe", as in "Red Apples's". His speech is peppered with apostrope's where they arent needed, and its missin'g them where they are. We find out in Making Money that thi's is required by grocer's guild rule's.
 
@Riker Is the C an actual C?
 
yes?
not always there though
it's [A-Za-z0-9 ]
071G1C,4,034-105-313-A    ,4,36.49,145.96
090F,12,996-105-325-52    ,12,3.97,47.64
065A1B,1,928-105-552-06     BELT TENSIONER C,1,12.77,12.77
071D1F,1,928-105-571-06     TENSION ROLLER,1,103.02,103.02
 
I have deemed that it was not that much of a stolen joke
 
sigh
 
@Riker u wat
 
2:33 AM
Assuming I understood correctly: Try it online!
Removes everything from the first whitespace character up to (but excluding) the first comma.
 
Are there two distinct English words spelled the same where one has diacritic(s) and the other doesn't? Like get and gét (if gét was an English word).
 
Technically, Résumé should have diacritics, and shares it's spelling with Resume.
 
Oh, I guess à as in à la mode
 
@HelkaHomba +1 for golfiest
 
@ATaco that's ok though since both mean the same thing
wait, resume...continue
dumb english
 
2:40 AM
They don't.
Resume, is to unpause.
Résumé is a document one uses to get a job.
 
yeah
 
Ah Exposé has slightly different meaning from Expose. One is a noun one is a verb
 
@Dennis this works, but turns out there are many weird exceptions to my above rules
I modifide that, it works now ;D
 
And Rosé is different from Rose
 
also, how can I check if a line contains a single "? no more than 1
 
2:44 AM
@WheatWizard good point
 
Lamé and Lame
This is fun
 
Yess I finally beat my SO rep
 
@Riker In what language?
 
python regex
 
why not x.count('"')==1
 
2:47 AM
because I'm using a pure regex engine
not actual python code
it uses grep/sed style regex with a few exceptions by default, it's set to python style on my computer (I set that a while ago for convenience for me)
 
Welp, that's beyond me.
 
^[^"]*"[^"]*$
^ does that work?
 
yes thanks
 
Maté and Mate
 
@WheatWizard sigh I had 1 unmatched " on line 738 of a 10k line file
well and another on line 9k something
so that formatted as 1 giant cell instead of 8k some
 
2:52 AM
Sounds awful. I've never had to work with any project of that size.
 
I think I might make a challenge called: is it covfefe?
 
@DestructibleLemon That is long enough to be a title
You need 1 more character
 
Decide if it's covfefe
 
@WheatWizard Actually I have before. About a year ago I got assigned to a fairly large project. But I don't do so frequently, and I've very thankful for that
 
2:57 AM
@DestructibleLemon Exactly what we need. A third Trump challenge within a few hours. >_>
 
@Dennis what are the other 2?
 
There is one about psychopaths. The first one was yours.
 
Such is life when the president of the United States posts something stupid.
 
After only 5 months of Trump, we have 10 times as many Trump posts as Obama posts.
 
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Q: Tips for golfing in TeX/LaTeX

ShreevatsaRWhat tips do people have for golfing in TeX/LaTeX? Please post one tip per answer, each at least somewhat specific to TeX/LaTeX. Context: I noticed this answer and that there is no tips question for TeX/LaTeX, so I'm creating this one. There's some overlap with the narrower question tips for g...

 
3:04 AM
And there are probably tons of delete Trump posts too.
 
@Dennis I slept for more than a few hours
@feersum only 10?
this is the one time I might have expected (10!)
 
I imagine the majority of them probably get deleted
 
unexpected not factorial
 
@DestructibleLemon I'm not sure how your sleep schedule is related to this.
 
I posted it before I slept
 
3:08 AM
>_> Is this about few?
 
@feersum We have Obama posts?
 
CMC: With 2 bracket colors what is the shortest bracket string that cannot be recolored and wrapped in more brackets such that each coloring is balanced.
For example ()) is invalid because if you recolor it as (}) it can be balanced by prepending {
Never mind, this cannot be done
 
@Dennis they actually added trump later
 
I need some help making rules for this, I feel like it's unclear as it stands
 
I see.
 
3:17 AM
I'd also like it to be but how do I write a good question? Is there a meta post on how to write those so they aren't closed?
 
@MDXF You should think of pop-cons as human judged competitions
 
@MDXF You avoid is as much as possible.
 
they have objective goals, but they cannot be judged by a computer
 
pop-con should only be used when another wining criterion is impossible.
 
they are not do x; most votes wins.
 
3:18 AM
So should the linked sandbox post stay , or is there some way I can make it ?
 
@MDXF I don't think it should be a pop con
 
@WheatWizard Okay
Is it unclear as it stands?
 
how about that output images with every colour
that seems very related
 
Pop con always seems like an easy way out of an unclear or nebulous challenge. And it is nearly always a bad idea
 
Would this also be called a biplane?
 
3:20 AM
@DestructibleLemon That's already been asked
@WheatWizard Exactly
 
@MDXF I think so, I would like to see DL's comments fixed. I am drafting my own list of issues
 
@MDXF thats what I was saying
 
@WheatWizard I did fix DL's comment
I just couldn't @mention two people in one comment and didn't feel like writing two
Conor O'Brien's comment was similar
 
The second one is not resolved IMO, I don't know about the first one
 
3:21 AM
2
Q: Is it Covfefey?

Destructible LemonBased on this challenge, you must determine if a string is covfefey, that is, could it have been produced as output from a covfefifier? The string will be composed of only alphabet chars (^[a-z]*$, ^[A-Z]*$ are possible schemes for input. change the regexs appropriately if using caps) To do thi...

 
Well, I removed the rule in question, so doesn't that make it resolved?
 
Oh you did
yeah thats good
Wait no its not
 
Whoa @WheatWizard I just realized you're at 15k rep and you've only been here for 10 months
 
the bullet is still there
 
@WheatWizard ??
 
3:24 AM
If I ran your program 10 times and stopped each one at the same time, none of the outputs could be the same.
 
@WheatWizard Yep I'm fixing that, see comments
Is the random rule good enough to prevent people from submitting programs that just output the same thing every time, even if it looks "random"?
 
@MDXF Thats site wide, I only have 14k on ppcg
 
@WheatWizard Close enough, I was rounding
 
@MDXF You should specify some sort of distribution
 
@WheatWizard Such as?
 
3:26 AM
I don't know, I'm not an expert on random challenges
I also don't really know what you want from answers
 
Uniform :P
 
@WheatWizard just tell them it is a loophole to do that because it is
 
@ASCII-only Over what? There needs to be a total set of possibilities to be uniform.
 
@DestructibleLemon So a rule like The program must be *random*. It cannot just *look* random?
 
What if it's pseudorandom?
 
3:27 AM
@WheatWizard Link to post?
 
@MDXF just say: it needs to use prng or better, not just output the same thing everytime. that is a loophole.
what if your language almost has the capability to do a challenge, but not quite
can you mark it non-competing?
 
@ASCII-only I'm not talking about a meta, in order to have a distribution there needs to be a possibility set. Other wise Uniform doesn't mean anything
 
@DestructibleLemon Updated the rule.
 
@DestructibleLemon Nope, non-competing is only for answers in languages that post date the challenge
 
i mean link to challenge or whatever
 
3:29 AM
@ASCII-only Sorry here you go
 
@WheatWizard ok, but I know that that is the current rule. I mean, if I needed to take a prng seed, but the challenge didn't allow that
 
You should just make a new language that is the same language with prng input, and then mark it as non-competing
 
Does Java PRNG even count as PRNG
 
or make a meta asking if you can do that.
 
@WheatWizard Have you finished your list of concerns?
 
3:31 AM
> Your program cannot pull data from the internet nor your filesystem
 
@MDXF No, I've been side tracked
 
RIP no /dev/urandom then
 
@ASCII-only The onlything worse than the prng is the hash function.
 
@ASCII-only Hmm... maybe I should make an exception for that
 
jshell> "Aa".hashCode()
$1 ==> 2112

jshell> "BB".hashCode()
$2 ==> 2112

jshell>
 
3:33 AM
@Phoenix O__o
 
@MDXF that is one of my grievances most prngs access the system anyway for seeds.
 
@Phoenix Maybe that's why it looks like it's called "JS HELL"
@WheatWizard All right, fixing...
 
I don't know how you expect one to generate randomness without some call to the system
^ Ok
 
Fixed
 
@ASCII-only /dev/random is golfier
 
3:35 AM
Can you get the system time? IIRC most prngs acutally use the system time
 
@Phoenix /dev/random is golfier yet useless-er
 
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Q: Make a quine writer!

PyRulezWriting quines is hard. Why not have your computer write them for you! Your program will take as input an interpreter (in a Turing complete language of your choosing) for a language X, and you will output a quine in language X. Notes: Language X is guaranteed to be Turing complete (you do not...

 
@WheatWizard Yep, nowhere does it say you can't use system resources
 
@MDXF if hexcode must differ by at least 0x005000 does #000000 to #0f0000 work as the 16 colors
 
@MDXF Ah, sorry I'm not a computer expert, I didn't know these were different things
 
3:37 AM
@ASCII-only #000000 and #005000 and #00A000 and #00F000 each differ by 0x005000
 
@MDXF How frequently does code golf generate anything useful.
9
 
Wait
whoops
 
@MDXF ?
 
@ASCII-only I thought you wrote #00f000, not #0f0000
 
I just saw a fidget spinner unicode
߷
 
3:38 AM
@MDXF oh lol
 
@ASCII-only So how can I clarify that rule to make colors differ
 
@MDXF say at least 0x05 in one of the RGB values
or something like that
 
@ASCII-only ...that's kind of confusing
 
@MDXF well do you have a better idea
 
@ASCII-only No I mean I'm not an expert at color codes and I don't know what that means
Oh you mean the smallest value can be 0x05? or each value should differ by 0x05
(@ASCII-only)
 
3:42 AM
@MDXF differ
 
@MDXF I ran out of characters but those were my thoughts so far
 
All right, will update once I read WheatWizard's huge list of improvements :P
@WheatWizard Thanks, reading it now..
@ASCII-only updated
 
3:55 AM
Anyone see anything else that needs fixing on this?
 
@Phoenix probably around 50% of turned in CS work was from code golf >_<
 
@MDXF I don't think this is ready to be posted, but I am to tired to make any meaningful contributions.
 
@WheatWizard Okay, I'll wait until tomorrow and see if I've gotten any suggestions
 
@Downgoat That says more about your class than about code golf.
 
I'm also quite terrible at documenting languages. Does anyone care to try to learn this? It's kind of simple, just an esoteric stack-based programming language with 5 or 6 commands (so far)
 
3:58 AM
@MDXF I probably wont be able to do anything tomorrow either. I have work all day, and I currently don't have anywhere to live so I wont be sleeping tonight.
 
@WheatWizard No problem. Hope you work that out. Oh and by that message I meant from others :P
 
I can help you the day after the next, but you will probably have posted by then. :p
 
4:39 AM
@Mego I see you've caught up in the reopen votes. For a glorious moment, I was ahead of you ;P
 
Anonymous
@WheatWizard I hardly pay attention to the leaderboards on review queues. I just do reviews when they're available.
 
Ah, I pay far too much attention to the leader boards. We've had the same number of reopen votes for the last week and a half.
 
ooh, my rep ends in 256
 
May 25 at 7:59, by Alex K Chen
yesterday, by Alex K Chen
16 hours ago, by Hyper Neutrino
Looking for something better to do with the time that you're meant to be spending on homework? Check out this Maths.SE chat room for recreational Maths games!
(One week is over, @Mego. Next ad another week or more later)
 
Anonymous
4:54 AM
@AlexKChen Do you intend on participating in this room more than advertising your room?
 
@Mego Well I don't it's that much bad, because the frequency is less than once per week. (And no, I don't know any programming language except rudimentary python)
 
@AlexKChen If you like recreational math games, you should try esolangs
 
Anonymous
You've posted 11 messages in TNB in total. 6 of them were for advertising your room, and at least 3 others were related to advertising your room (SE chat doesn't make it easy to find all messages by a user in a given room). That's far from acceptable. If you don't have any intention of participating in TNB beyond using it for a soapbox to advertise your room, then please leave.
 
Huh. I kinda assumed everyone on SE is a computer wizard.
@Mego We have a data explorer for that.
 
@Mego Okay, sorry, sure.
 
Anonymous
4:59 AM
@Phoenix TNBDE is outdated. The most recent data it has is over a year old IIRC.
 
Shame that won't be fixed...
And it's not over a year old given I joined in December and recognize messages occasionally.
 
Anonymous
I don't know if Elendia intends to update/fix it or not
 
Probably not
Given his relationship with TNB
 
Anonymous
I do hope that Elendia feels welcome here again
 
It has gotten better, I think.
I've certaintly stopped posting as much noise as I used to.
 
Anonymous
5:02 AM
I think so, too. I don't know what circumstances would be required for him to return, but I hope he will.
 
And our new ROs keep everything tidy.
But given that he is actually never here, I don't think he would ever find out.
 
Anonymous
I suspect he keeps an eye on TNB via the transcript
 
What has gotten better?
 
Spam/Noise
 
Anonymous
@feersum More on-topic conversations, better handling of noise and abuse/harassment, less abuse and harassment, and a RO team that is able to effectively keep the room clean and friendly around-the-clock.
 
5:05 AM
I'm imagining him looking over the transcript of this conversation, slightly amused.
 
Anonymous
And a shiny new Chatiquette that addresses a lot of the issues brought up about the old one
 
Realistically speaking, no one actually cares about the chattiquette, I think. People don't do bad things not becasue the chattiquette sasys so but because they are decent people who don't want to do bad things.
Also, new users probably don't know it's there.
And if someone was posting bad things before, new rules won't stop them from posting bad things.
 
Anonymous
@Phoenix That may be true, but it makes it much much easier on us ROs to enforce the Chatiquette when we have an enforceable Chatiquette. If someone doesn't read the Chatiquette, that's entirely on them.
 
Fair enough. That makes sense.
 
Anonymous
It's a lot easier to do our jobs when the excuse of "nobody told me I'm not supposed to do X" goes away
 
Anonymous
5:09 AM
Especially with this Chatiquette being community-reviewed and -approved.
 
How much time would it take to give the Chatiquette a favicon?
Because I feel it should have one.
 
Anonymous
@Phoenix A few minutes in MS Paint :P
 
Well, we already have the favicons (the PPCG/Gradscript one), I just don't know HTML enough.
 
Anonymous
I think Doorknob was the one who made the wonderful avatars for the feeds bots and the Sandbox account, so perhaps he should apply his artistic skill to the Chatiquette favicon.
 
@Doorknob ^
 
Anonymous
5:13 AM
@Phoenix I think it would be as simple as uploading the favicon.ico file to the GitHub repo, but I'm not 100% sure
 
@Mego Nah, that was PhiNotPi. I don't have that kind of artistic talent.
 
@PhiNotPi ^^^^
 
Anonymous
@Doorknob I could see those brilliant masterpieces coming from the mind of Phi
 
Anonymous
I knew it had to be one of you old-timers :P
 
Anonymous
Technically we can't use the gradscript favicon without permission from the creator(s), because it's unlicensed
 
5:26 AM
That and you don't appear to have merge permissions, so asking you about that was a bit pointless
I think goat made the icon?
 
Anonymous
I do have merge permissions, I believe. I apparently hadn't made my membership in the ppcg organization public.
 
Ah
Are the SE icons licensed in a usable way?
 
Anonymous
Probably not
 
Anonymous
It would be much simpler to just make a new logo for it
 
5:42 AM
My rep is 3266. 3*2 2 times is 66
patterns
 
6:09 AM
Apophenia
 

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