Charcoal HQ

CalvT

4:00 PM

!!/test-a wuinstall.com

SmokeDetector

> Would not be caught as an answer.

DavidPostill

!!/report superuser.com/a/1209765/337631

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported answer: In Windows 10, is there a command similar to wuapp.exe that will launch the Windows Update GUI? by Childman on superuser.com

tpu- by CalvT

CalvT

Ok well there is two spam posts, blacklisting time

!!/whois code_admin

SmokeDetector

@CalvT I am aware of 14 code_admin. Currently in this room: Andy, ArtOfCode, tripleee, Jan Dvorak, Magisch, Kyll. Not currently in this room: Ferrybig, Thomas Ward, angussidney, ProgramFOX, Ashish Ahuja, Gerry, Undo, Glorfindel.

ArtOfCode

4:01 PM

me

Andy

No. Me

CalvT

Andy you're first :P

ArtOfCode

i got there first, nah nah

Andy

sigh Fine...you win this one

CalvT

Well one of you do that website above :D

DavidPostill

4:02 PM

lol

Andy

Next time though. Next time...

DavidPostill

!!/blame

SmokeDetector

@DavidPostill It's Henders's fault.

ArtOfCode

@Andy colour me terrified

Andy

You're already pretty colorful

ArtOfCode

4:02 PM

!!/blacklist-website wuinstall\.com

SmokeDetector

@ArtOfCode Blacklisted wuinstall\.com

Henders

@SmokeDetector Dammit... I thought it might have been!

SmokeDetector

CI on 0ea4b3e succeeded. Message contains 'autopull', pulling...

[ SmokeDetector ] SmokeDetector started at rev 0ea4b3e (SmokeDetector: Auto blacklist of wuinstall\.com by ArtOfCode --autopull) (running on ArtOfCode/EC2)

Restart: API quota is 11303.

CalvT

I've never actually blamed anyone, maybe I should make up for lost time ;)

Andy

@tripleee An hour or so ago I merged your chq only changes

CalvT

4:04 PM

!!/blame

SmokeDetector

@CalvT It's CalvT's fault.

5

ahahahaha

Dammit

ahahahahahahahahaha

Lol :D

4:04 PM

I love how much that happens :P

CalvT

tries again

!!/blame

SmokeDetector

@CalvT It's Andy's fault.

CaffeineAddiction

!!/blame

SmokeDetector

@CaffeineAddiction It's Henders's fault.

CalvT

Hah

Henders

4:06 PM

2 of 4! I'm sure smokey has something against me...

ArtOfCode

!!/blame

SmokeDetector

@ArtOfCode It's CalvT's fault.

ArtOfCode

heh

CalvT

!!/blame

SmokeDetector

@CalvT It's CalvT's fault.

CalvT

4:07 PM

Rotfl

Henders

Oh, things are looking up 8)

CalvT

!!/blame

SmokeDetector

@CalvT It's Henders's fault.

CalvT

Hah!

Henders

Looking down again :(

ArtOfCode

4:07 PM

you sure about that

Henders

I'll douse smokey in a minute... :@

ArtOfCode

can someone flag this comment with a custom message mentioning that it's for science?

CalvT

Type the comment you want here and I'll paste it

ArtOfCode

Hmmm

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Repeating words in answer: How do I redirect example.com to example.com/subdirectory? by Will on stackoverflow.com

ArtOfCode

4:12 PM

"For Science, good sir. FOR SCIENCE!"

Henders

Oh woops

I misunderstood...

CalvT

Done

Henders

I flagged your comment here, @ArtOfCode

ArtOfCode

ta

Kritixi Lithos

I did not see any message to that flag when it appeared in the flag inbox

Henders

4:14 PM

I need an RO/Mod to fix that flag for me, please :P

ArtOfCode

@Henders what flag?

CalvT

@Henders Art can probably remove it himself ;)

ArtOfCode

oh, offensive flag

Henders

@ArtOfCode I flagged your comment in this chat room because I misunderstood what you wanted...

ArtOfCode

yeah, it's already gone - one flag, two counter flags

and a meh

Henders

4:15 PM

Oh yeah, a refresh shows me that..

Good time for blame...

CalvT

Smokey you forgetting to post the feedback here again?

M.A.R.

4:34 PM

@Mithrandir If that wasn't a joke, then what was this?

5 hours ago, by Mithrandir

ExcrptExcept ththat thatthat easnwasn't a jokjoke

Riker

keyboard bork

SmokeDetector

4:45 PM

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of answer: Why does Indiana Jones say 'I like Ike'? by saqib on movies.SE

M.A.R.

@SmokeDetector K

SmokeDetector

4:57 PM

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Repeating characters in title: Android Server response special chars ��V\\$1�I by HuascarBaptista on stackoverflow.com

fp- by CalvT

quartata

Man, a bunch of my flags on SO aged away

M.A.R.

@quartata Bhargav is on vacation. That's why

quartata

flags stop for no one

SmokeDetector

5:13 PM

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of answer: Creating a war file of the whole project and a jar file for a class with main method (along with the dependent classes and jar files) using maven by Donald Trump on stackoverflow.com

tpu- by CalvT

M.A.R.

@SmokeDetector K

CalvT

!!/report stackoverflow.com/questions/44007598/…

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported answer: how to solve pagination second page link for displaying details? by Donald Trump on stackoverflow.com

quartata

!!/allspam stackoverflow.com/users/8021076/donald-trump

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All of this user's posts are spam: user 8021076 on stackoverflow.com

quartata

5:14 PM

sd - k

CalvT

Kinda thing the guy would pull :P

Andy

Well...looks like I'm getting deported since I don't follow him

I wonder where an American citizen gets deported to.

quartata

Americ- wait...

CalvT

> I am the president that controls the U.S.A so you better move to Canada.

@Andy seems he reckons Canada

Andy

I've heard good things about Canada. I wonder if they would welcome a deported American.

SmokeDetector

5:16 PM

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, repeated URL at end of long post: Every one of the cases made about this item are 100% by Threake1984 on superuser.com

quartata

I think a lot of people would love it if the government paid for a flight to Canada for them

SmokeDetector

tpu- by CalvT

quartata

now if only they could deport us to the bahamas

CalvT

Give it a while and there'll be a tweet something like "I'm a amazing coder, just the greatest, not like those losers on Stack Overflow who deleted my account. Conspiracy! Sad!" :D

Or "my son is"

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Offensive answer detected: Can't comment selection by nic0lae on stackoverflow.com

tpu- by CalvT

SmokeDetector

5:53 PM

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body: Rapid and Also Successful Fat Reduction Points by pantivo on apple.SE (@CalvT)

tpu- by CalvT

M.A.R.

@SmokeDetector K

SmokeDetector

6:14 PM

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: How can Quasars emit anything if they're black holes? by Latrelle Little on physics.SE

tpu- by CalvT

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Mostly dots in body: This is Snake game Applet ....How can i convert this into JFrame.....! by Raja Hamza on stackoverflow.com

fp- by CalvT

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of answer: Gnome Software Center Stuck Installing Updates by Mat RICARDO on askubuntu.com

M.A.R.

@SmokeDetector F signature

@SmokeDetector F

Mithrandir

SD - f - f - k - k - k - k

SmokeDetector

1. [:37440581] <skipped>
2. [:37440579] That message is not a report.
3. [:37440570] <skipped>
4. [:37440507] That message is not a report.
5. [:37440498] <skipped>
6. [:37439813] That message is not a report.
7. [:37439809] <skipped>
8. [:37438726] That message is not a report.
9. [:37438723] <skipped>
10. [:37438598] That message is not a report.
11. [:37438590] <skipped>
12. [:37438490] That message is not a report.

Mithrandir

I was off by one

M.A.R.

Hah

Mithrandir

6:19 PM

SD f - f - k - k - k - k

SmokeDetector

1. [:37440620] That message is not a report.
2. [:37440581] <skipped>
3. [:37440579] That message is not a report.
4. [:37440570] <skipped>
5. [:37440507] That message is not a report.
6. [:37440498] <skipped>
7. [:37439813] That message is not a report.
8. [:37439809] <skipped>
9. [:37438726] That message is not a report.
10. [:37438723] <skipped>
11. [:37438598] That message is not a report.

M.A.R.

Good luck

Again skipped by one

CalvT

You need SD - - f - f - k - k - k - k

Mithrandir

SD - - f - f - k - k - k - k

M.A.R.

@CalvT HEY

Mithrandir

6:20 PM

@CalvT Yeah, got it

M.A.R.

You cheated.

No fair.

Mithrandir

Nah, got it before

CalvT

I just like showing I can count :P (unlike a few others)

M.A.R.

Can someone kick Calv? He just helped Mithrandir.

CalvT

kicks @M.A.R.

Mithrandir

6:21 PM

@M.A.R. no, I got it before he said that

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, repeated URL at end of long post: "I was worn out on continually by Wall ard on drupal.SE

tpu- by CalvT

M.A.R.

@Mithrandir ahem, there's a transcript here.

Mithrandir

SD - k

CalvT

Haha :D

Mithrandir

@SmokeDetector k

Anonymous

6:22 PM

Just reply? Much easier

M.A.R.

@Mego He seems to like failing

Mithrandir

@Mego mobile

M.A.R.

Must be spicy

Mithrandir

@M.A.R. typing time

Anonymous

@Mithrandir You can reply on mobile without much extra effort. It's just one extra tap.

CalvT

6:24 PM

8 hours ago, by Mithrandir

Mobile replies stink

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Username similar to website in answer: Woocommerce variable protect "No products matched your selection" by IT Idol TEchnologies on stackoverflow.com

CalvT

@SmokeDetector giving him 10 minutes

rene

does this warrant a spam flag: meta.stackexchange.com/q/296067/158100

CalvT

@rene Looks like they forgot the spam links?

rene

yeah, that is my thought as well

CalvT

6:34 PM

Might be an idea to add to blacklist in case they try again with the links

rene

But it can still be a misguided new user

CalvT

Hence blacklist, if they post a question that's ok, will be fp'd and not flagged in any way

rene

!!/addblu meta.stackexchange.com/users/359115/user359115

SmokeDetector

@rene User blacklisted (359115 on meta.stackexchange.com).

CalvT

Blacklist !== Autoflags

rene

6:36 PM

Ok, done, thx

SmokeDetector

7:17 PM

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Mostly dots in answer: What does this Terraria flag mean? by user187234 on gaming.SE

naa- by CalvT

doppelgreener

!!/test funky-fruit-slot.com

SmokeDetector

> Url in title
----------
Title - Position 1-28: http://funky-fruit-slot.com

doppelgreener

!!/blacklist-website funky-fruit-slot\.com

SmokeDetector

@doppelgreener You don't have code privileges, but I've created a pull request for you.

doppelgreener

Ironically that domain doesn't even appear to exist, but we just received spam for it on RPG.SE.

ArtOfCode

7:29 PM

@doppelgreener we tend to wait on blacklisting websites until they've been seen at least a couple of times

doppelgreener

@ArtOfCode ok, thanks for the heads up.

CalvT

You can check this by searching on metasmoke

Aaaaaand I was just doing my regular checks on haveibeenpwned.com and I have sigh

doppelgreener

@CalvT Oh hey! There's the search! Right up there in the header. I'll try that out next time before blacklisting stuff. Thanks.

Thomas Ward

blep

wtf userscript explodification

DavidPostill

@ArtOfCode Need to add bioinformatics.stackexchange.com to the list of sites for MS preferences and conditions.

ArtOfCode

7:35 PM

@DavidPostill it'll happen overnight

DavidPostill

Okey Dokey :)

ArtOfCode

there's a scheduled task that updates sites every 24h

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Repeating characters in body: ygjjhjuhjukhjhnkjhnkjnk by usr6969 on stackoverflow.com

Thomas Ward

@SmokeDetector vandalism

ArtOfCode

7:51 PM

wtf

ping google.com is getting me 100% packet loss on timeouts

likewise ping 8.8.8.8

CaffeineAddiction

oh shit google is down

Jan Dvorak

Clearly you're not connected to the Internet.

Ferrybig

@ArtOfCode norepro here, probably a sysadmin that blocked ICMP

ArtOfCode

likewise ping chat.stackexchange.com

CaffeineAddiction

lol

ArtOfCode

7:53 PM

and, annoyingly, likewise ping artofcode.co.uk

CaffeineAddiction

I remember this one time ... when google actualy was down

... it was a day to remember

ArtOfCode

But SE chat clearly still works fine for me

CaffeineAddiction

Not True Art

ArtOfCode

everything will still refresh

CaffeineAddiction

we are just a fig of your imagination

ArtOfCode

7:53 PM

wtf is going on

Ferrybig

Some SysAdmins think blocking ICMP makes the network saver, but it also can cause problems with max MTU size, like you probably having now

ArtOfCode

My SSH connection is timing out, too

Ferrybig

80

Q: Is it a bad idea for a firewall to block ICMP?

This question was inspired by this answer which states in part: The generic firewall manifest file finishes off by dropping everything I didn't otherwise allow (besides ICMP. Don't turn off ICMP). But, is it truly a good practice for a firewall to allow ICMP? What are the security implicati...

CaffeineAddiction

whats really crazy is that your subliminal mind has been creating spam for itself to nuke

ArtOfCode

@Ferrybig Sysadmin where, though? I'm sysadmin both locally and on my EC2 where artofcode.co.uk is hosted

CaffeineAddiction

7:54 PM

@ArtOfCode is someone filtering ICMP?

also do you have a duplicate IP on your local network

both of these could cause the issues you are describing

... but you already knew that ... cause this is all just a dream

Jan Dvorak

duplicate IP could cause worse issues than failing pings

ArtOfCode

I mean I'll check for duped LAN IPs, but I doubt it

CaffeineAddiction

yes, it would cause your ssh session to send packets to the wrong IP ... seeming like they are dropped

Ferrybig

Does tools like Nslookup and Dig still work, and give the correct ip address

ArtOfCode

I'm self-assigned LAN to the AP, so the DHCP server on that shouldn't be re-assigning my LAN IP, and then the LAN above that only contains two APs that are both on DHCP static-assigned addresses

:37444048 $ nslookup google.com
Server:		127.0.1.1
Address:	127.0.1.1#53

Non-authoritative answer:
Name:	google.com
Address: 64.233.167.139
Name:	google.com
Address: 64.233.167.138
Name:	google.com
Address: 64.233.167.101
Name:	google.com
Address: 64.233.167.100
Name:	google.com
Address: 64.233.167.113
Name:	google.com
Address: 64.233.167.102

...not entirely sure why nslookup thinks my DNS server is on a loopback address

Ferrybig

7:58 PM

If you are on linux, do sudo apt install ifupdown-extra, then do network-test, this debugs basic issues

ArtOfCode

dig also appears to think the DNS server is on lo

Ferrybig

64

A: nameserver 127.0.1.1 in resolv.conf won't go away!

NetworkManager is the program which (via the resolvconf utility) inserts address 127.0.1.1 into resolv.conf. NM inserts that address if an only if it is configured to start an instance of the dnsmasq program to serve as a local forwarding nameserver. That dnsmasq instance listens for queries at a...

ArtOfCode

$ network-test
INFO: This system has exactly one default route
INFO: Host localhost answers to ICMP pings
INFO: Loopback interface is working properly
INFO: The enp3s0 interface is up
INFO: The enp3s0 interface has IP address 192.168.1.106 assigned
INFO: The enp3s0 interface has tx and rx packets.
WARN: Router 192.168.1.1 does not answer to ICMP pings
INFO: The router 192.168.1.1 is reachable
INFO: This system is configured to use nameserver 127.0.1.1
INFO: Host 127.0.1.1 answers to ICMP pings
INFO: Dns server 127.0.1.1 resolved correctly www.debian.org

Ferrybig

Even your router does not respond to pings, according to the output, did you recently play with iptables?

ArtOfCode

@Ferrybig nope

Jan Dvorak

8:02 PM

My ISP's doesn't either, but it passes the rest of trace route

ArtOfCode

192.168.1.1 is the AP on the desk next to me, so it's clearly something local

Jan Dvorak

unless it's habitual for the router

ArtOfCode

that I don't know

Ferrybig

My router responds properly to ping requests

ArtOfCode

Unsure why Ubuntu thinks my network interface is enp3s0, either - I'm pretty sure that's usually eth0

rene

8:09 PM

@ArtOfCode there is your problem. Did you consider to hire a pro?

Ferrybig

@ArtOfCode https://askubuntu.com/a/704364/177648

ArtOfCode

@Ferrybig aye, which seems to indicate that the name isn't indicative of a problem

@rene excuse you my sysadmin skills are perfectly terrible enough ;)

rene

I trust your word for it ...

ArtOfCode

well I've got SSH back, but still no pings

ArtOfCode is confused

Jan Dvorak

eh, success

ArtOfCode

8:17 PM

SSH is all I needed, really, but it's still weird

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported answer: Where can I find templates for a mathematics research paper? by Faisal Ali on academia.SE

tpu- by Jan Dvorak

@JanDvorak [:37444808] That's not a report.

Jan Dvorak

sd why

sd 2- why

SmokeDetector

1. [:37444813] <skipped>
2. [:37444808] <skipped>
3. [:37444791] Post manually reported by user *Gerry* in room *Tavern on the Meta*.

Jan Dvorak

ah, thanks

SmokeDetector

8:33 PM

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Few unique characters in answer: Whats the differences between a startup and a game product? by nnn on startups.SE

naa- by ArtOfCode

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in link text in body: Exception thrown at 0x00007FF9C6B73DE0 (msvcrt.dll) in Owl.exe by eng.ahmad on stackoverflow.com

NobodyNada

\o

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Blacklisted website in body: The little voices says we ought to by user237957 on apple.SE (@CalvT)

tpu- by NobodyNada

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of body: Need to correctly install Netgear network pccard FA510 on xubuntu 16.04 by MegustaAmy on askubuntu.com

NobodyNada

sd f

SmokeDetector

8:54 PM

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported answer: Disable scroll to content when using Foundation Tabs by user8021996 on stackoverflow.com

tpu- by NobodyNada

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Blacklisted website in answer: How to record both screen and sound with Quicktime on El Capitan? by William Ryan on apple.SE (@CalvT)

@NobodyNada [:37445531] Body - Position 230-242: showmore.com

NobodyNada

sd why

sd - f

SmokeDetector

10:02 PM

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in answer, bad keyword with email in answer, email in answer, pattern-matching website in answer: Herpes kills, and we have to stop it by Robert Emily on worldbuilding.SE

tpu- by ArtOfCode

teward/Midnight Eclipse received failover signal.

Restart: API quota is 19999.

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Mostly dots in answer: What is a business entity that your business does close business dealings with called? by Damian Siniakowicz on english.SE

ArtOfCode

!!/pull

SmokeDetector

Restart: API quota is 19943.

ArtOfCode

10:21 PM

thedailywtf.com/articles/when-computers-fly is brilliant

NobodyNada

@ArtOfCode oh, I saw that one :D

SmokeDetector

fp- by Yvette

NobodyNada

!!/report stackoverflow.com/questions/18938104/…

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported answer: Highlighting active menu item in blogger blogspot with javascript by metroqq on stackoverflow.com

NobodyNada

>FEAR WIN BUT NOT IN PAY ??? Want to win a lot and instantly liquid in seconds? Only in Metroqq can satisfy the members "without your hesitation ^^

100% WE WILL PAY OR RETURN THE FUNDS YOU WIN, WHY IS THE NOMINAL VALUE SUCH A MONTH ?HUNDRED !!!

You guys still waiting for guys again ?? Let's register yourself, if not now, when else ??

METRO QQ Provides BONUS-BONUS FOR YOU Among them: -BONUS REFERRAL 20% (EVERY LIVE / EVEN MONDAY) -BONUS TUROVER 0.3 - 0.5% (EVERY DAY) -NO ROBOT, NO ADMIT -Dracial Transaction and Withdraw Quickly - Served CS Yang Friendly And Professional, Ready To Serve Th…

SmokeDetector

10:36 PM

tpu- by Riker

Riker

O_o

SmokeDetector

Restart: API quota is 19762.

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Repeating characters in title: doǹ̀̀̀̀̀̀̀̀̀̀̀̀̀̀́́́́́́́́́́́́́́́t work on windows by path230742 on stackoverflow.com

NobodyNada

sd why

SmokeDetector

Restart: API quota is 19718.

NobodyNada

sd poof - why

SmokeDetector

10:45 PM

1. [:37447619] <processed without return value>
2. [:37447617] <skipped>
3. [:37447608] Title - Repeated character: *̀̀̀̀̀̀̀̀̀̀̀̀̀̀̀́́́́́́́́́́́́́́́*

fp- by NobodyNada

Restart: API quota is 19685.

NobodyNada

!!/errorlogs 50

SmokeDetector

  File "/home/smokey/SmokeDetector/ChatExchange/chatexchange/rooms.py", line 85, in on_activity
    event_callback(event, self._client)

  File "/home/smokey/SmokeDetector/chatcommunicate.py", line 97, in watcher
    add_latest_smokedetector_message(ev_room, message_id)

  File "/home/smokey/SmokeDetector/datahandling.py", line 270, in add_latest_smokedetector_message
    GlobalVars.latest_smokedetector_messages[room].append(message_id)


KeyError: '111347'
2017-05-16 22:44:49.327770 UTC
  File "/home/smokey/SmokeDetector/excepthook.py", line 50, in run_with_except_hook

NobodyNada

hmm. 111347 is the room ID of SOBotics, so we're causing some sort of error?

SmokeDetector

11:16 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] SmokeDetector started at rev 0ea4b3e (SmokeDetector: Auto blacklist of wuinstall\.com by ArtOfCode --autopull) (running on ArtOfCode/EC2)

ArtOfCode

!!/standby Midnight

SmokeDetector

Restart: API quota is 7409.

[ SmokeDetector ] SmokeDetector started in standby mode at rev 0ea4b3e (SmokeDetector: Auto blacklist of wuinstall\.com by ArtOfCode --autopull) (running on teward/Midnight Eclipse)

ArtOfCode

!!/pull

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] SmokeDetector started at rev 0ea4b3e (SmokeDetector: Auto blacklist of wuinstall\.com by ArtOfCode --autopull) (running on ArtOfCode/EC2)

Restart: API quota is 7400.

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of answer: Facebook Marketing API, currency by Karen Zeller on stackoverflow.com

fp- by NobodyNada

API quota rolled over with 7338 requests remaining. Current quota: 19999.

math: 20
stackoverflow: 10
physics: 3
askubuntu: 2
bitcoin: 2
codegolf: 2
english: 2
superuser: 2
chemistry: 1
diy: 1
unix: 1
security: 1
gardening: 1
ham: 1
stats: 1
es.stackoverflow: 1
softwareengineering: 1
serverfault: 1
meta: 1
wordpress: 1
mathematica: 1
joomla: 1
politics: 1
webapps: 1
raspberrypi: 1
skeptics: 1
economics: 1
ell: 1
travel: 1

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