Charcoal HQ

That hurts my eyes... Put the indentation in please :P

Glorfindel

Better, just link to GitHub.

@CalvT paste code, hit "Fixed Width" next time, submit msg.

Or use github gist.,

@ThomasWard cheers, didn't know u could do that

I was actually looking at in tapermonkey, not github

now you do. grabs a phaser rifle now don't do it again :P

2:25 PM

ThomasWard actually changed your picture to that :P

Otherwise would of posted the link

I'll submit a PR to fix it

@Henders I have fifteen avatar-size images of Trump, if i were going to abuse mod powers and change someone's avatar i'd use those.

but i'm not that much evil so blah

that's just mean

please don't trumpify me

as i said i'm not that evil

So there's something farther down the alignment pool than chaotic evil?

2:38 PM

If anyone wants to test the fix

Laser evil perhaps

github.com/CalvT/userscripts/raw/…

I haven't updated the version though, so it would be a reinstall

Is working for me

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported answer: windchill table using nested loop by Kalan Ward on stackoverflow.com (@HyperNeutrino)

tpu- by Glorfindel

what?

@ThomasWard Your red glowing eyes say otherwise :P

2:40 PM

@SmokeDetector it's the bee movie script lol

[ userscripts ] continuous-integration/travis-ci/pr success on 953f7ce: The Travis CI build passed

@Riker why do you recognize that

^

after reading a shitton about bees

and I don't see "you like jazz" in there

2:40 PM

and because I have a tf2 bind to print it all

which is the only part I remember

@quartata prolly cropped to fit size limit

@Henders those're the mod lazors of chaos and doom. @Riker saw me incinerate someone recently with them.

'twas a sad day

... for them

I'm guessing this isn't a basilisk type deal then because I already looked at them and I'm not dead yet :P

2:42 PM

yep.

Lucky me

unless, you're already dead, and this is Hell that you've been sent to, but meh.,

I can't confirm or refute that :)

anyways

yawns

Hmm, interesting point...

i need coffee

Oh no, you didn't iverslwpt did you? ^^

2:43 PM

!!/coffee!

@quartata brews coffee for @quartata

@Henders I underslept and then brought Chaos to the world.

* snorts *

I am the Conduit between This World and the Chaos World, I leech out Chaos and bring Darkness to the world through that Chaos.

why else is there usually a very heavy burn mark wherever my glare ended up :p

not lovecraftian enough 0/10

2:45 PM

Does that mean that you bring nice stuff to the Chaos world, too? Because that's nice at least...

@Henders Uni-directional conduit. Unless you mean me flinging people into the Chaos world for it to consume them, in which case it's a selectively-omnidirectional conduit

@ThomasWard hell sounds interesting compared to this :p

@Riker :p

okay seriously i need to go get coffee.

back in a bit

> I am the eldritch Conduit between This World and the eldritch Chaos World, I leech out eldritch Chaos and bring eldritch Darkness to the world through that eldritch Chaos. I also can microwave frozen food with my eyes.

better?

ehhh

I dunno

I guess

2:47 PM

There's a great deal of complexity to this red laser eye thing...

ok now it's perfect

yes

everything is better with a laser joke

would it be mod abuse to pin that

@Henders takes off his glasses and glares, as the red piercing gaze of pure Chaos energy fires off in your direction

probably?

2:48 PM

too bad

@ThomasWard takes off his glasses and throws them away. @ThomasWard just fixed his eye sight with laser eye surgery.

well then

happy endings for all

I'm outta here now though, see y'all

See you :)

Glorfindel

@quartata chaotic drunk.

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Repeating words in body: pong game java need fix in ball direction and ball collision with paddles by Bader ALhendi on stackoverflow.com (@HyperNeutrino)

2:52 PM

o shit

fp- by Glorfindel

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Few unique characters in body, repeating words in body: .VBS files unable to function on shreknet by Triple K Mafia on stackoverflow.com (@HyperNeutrino)

tpu- by Henders

I love it when my flag nukes something :P

3:05 PM

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Mostly dots in body: What is the maximum level that you can upgrade troops/spells/barracks/army camp/defences to? by manas barman on gaming.SE

fp- by CalvT

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Username similar to website in answer: Windows 10 Hibernation not available by Blogging Gyan on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported answer: Azure Functions notification on failure by Sam Lee on stackoverflow.com (@HyperNeutrino)

tpu- by Glorfindel

@SmokeDetector OP deleted the answer himself :)

tpu- by CalvT on Windows 10 Hibernation not available [MS]

My comment worked then :)

3:59 PM

!!/alive

@CalvT Watching this endless list of new questions never gets boring

I think you're watching something else :P

@CalvT still a couple of years left to that

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of answer: Multiple VM's one VHD by Censeless on superuser.com

Hmm, maybe signature and removable?

4:04 PM

I can't work out why Smokey found it

As in it's old, and everything in the question and answers is old too

@M.A.R. maybe ping David and let him sort it?

Kinda a tricky one

Is valid software - ccboot.com

So the question is: does the author have a link to YOUNGZSOFT?

Unregistered User

Totally unrelated: just found this

¯¯̿̿¯̿̿'̿̿̿̿̿̿̿'̿̿'̿̿̿̿̿'̿̿̿)͇̿̿)̿̿̿̿ '̿̿̿̿̿̿\̵͇̿̿\=(•̪̀●́)=o/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ - what I look like when nuking a troll's post

@CalvT No, I mean the signature is removable, and it can sit as an answer there

@M.A.R. url is kinda useful though

Hmm I think David just saw it

Deleted

tpu- by CalvT

It got Davidded

@SmokeDetector you sure it was deleted because it was spam? CC @David

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Can we use the ovum extracts to anti aging？ by Yuanhao on biology.SE

fp feedback on autoflagged post: Can we use the ovum extracts to anti aging？

fp- by CalvT

4:16 PM

Poor Kevin

Haha

@Undo @Ashish @Kevin retract flags pls

Ninja'd

Two pings doesn't hurt though

Yeah, that recent Javascript chat bug

@CalvT Another mod deleted it - no reason given.

@DavidPostill Ok. What are your thoughts on it? Is my tpu ok?

@DavidPostill Journeyman?

Because he's online

@CalvT There was a another self-deleted answer posted a short while ago.

@M.A.R. Yes.

Lemme ask him on the Tavern

4:21 PM

@M.A.R. I was just asking on Root Access

BTW, regarding that new autoflagged post

@SmokeDetector why

Title - Position 33-43: anti aging
Body - Position 33-43: anti-aging, Position 840-850: anti aging

That should be un-blacklisted on Bio.SE

in Root Access, 21 secs ago, by Journeyman Geek

@CalvT looked a lot like spam to me

Let's shout MOD ABUSE then

4:26 PM

@M.A.R. MOD ABUSE

which mods are getting abused

@doppelgreener in root access

The super user ones

poor super user mods

Serves 'em right

@CalvT Yeah. tpu is good. That flag is probably what got Geeks's attention on the post.

@DavidPostill I think he saw it on Tavern - I didn't flag it until it was deleted - just tpu'd it for MS's sake

4:31 PM

@CalvT Ah

Floern

!!/report askubuntu.com/a/912265/360036

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported answer: Ubuntu Server on IBM x3200 m3 by fdfdfdfd on askubuntu.com (@ThomasWard)

tpu- by CalvT

@SmokeDetector tpu

@doppelgreener Blacklisted user.

@SmokeDetector tp

4:37 PM

@doppelgreener Recorded answer as true positive in metasmoke. If you want to blacklist the poster of the answer, use trueu or tpu.

hm.

user165474

Hm.

user165474

I think the post was deleted.

I was getting this while trying to send feedback using FIRE on that.

@HyperNeutrino seems so.

@doppelgreener if the post is already deleted you obv can't submit a flag and get that message

user165474

4:38 PM

Yeah. Doesn't show up for me anymore. Anyway, gtg. Be back in an hour.

@doppelgreener You tried to flag it twice.

@CalvT Oh! So it actually tries to flag the answer in Stack Exchange's system for me; now I understand. That would've failed because I opened the link to flag it myself.

@doppelgreener we use tp- for vandalism and tpu- for spam and Rude/Abusive stuff

@M.A.R. I was hoping to get a "you've already given feedback" message to tell me whether FIRE was actually communicating properly with Smokey for me.

And the minus is good because you'd get tired of Smokey responses fairly quickly

@doppelgreener There's no such message

And different feedbacks are both recorded

Which is hopefully bound to change

4:40 PM

Yeah, I found out just now. That's why I sent two feedbacks in a row, to figure out (a) if something was going wrong (b) if i'd even get feedback if something was going wrong.

Thanks for the heads-up, everyone! I retracted my flag on biology.stackexchange.com/questions/59258/…

@Kevin you're either a really unlucky dude, or need to readjust your flagging conditions, or both

@M.A.R. @Mithrandir seems to be the unluckiest :)

I was gonna do something but I forgot what it was.

@M.A.R. I have set my preferences to be very liberal. My conditions are set up so that I have a 99.54% accuracy. I personally would prefer to flag more spam and retract flags every now and then (and I think I have been getting unlucky as well), but if you want me to tighten my flagging conditions, I would be happy to do so!

4:54 PM

@Kevin it's more for your convenience as you don't hang around here so it's a bit harder to get hold of you when you have a flag that needs retracting :)

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword with email in answer: Enabling Fragmentation Manager in SQL Sentry by John Q. Martin on dba.SE

That's fair. I do look at metasmoke.erwaysoftware.com/flagging each weekday, so I usually see my false positives within a day or so. Is that all right with you, or would you prefer that I tighten up my settings since it's hard to get a hold of me?

@SmokeDetector Meh, probably editable

@Kevin it's not a problem for Smokey, I have lower settings than you. As long as you're comfortable with what you have then all is good :)

@Kevin A day is too late for more active sites, but anyway, if you're okay with declined flags, I don't know why we shouldn't be

4:57 PM

Thanks, I appreciate it! I'll probably leave my settings as they are for now :)

Umm check this answer

@Wes if only there a flag for "probably drunk" — sp_BlitzErik 32 mins ago

5:34 PM

@Kevin if metasmoke let your settings through, you don't have to change then unless you yourself are uncomfortable with them. Metasmoke has an accuracy threshold, and anything over that is absolutely fine.

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Few unique characters in answer, no whitespace in answer, repeating characters in answer: The Centaur--Let's Get Real, Shall We? by Butthead on worldbuilding.SE

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in link text in answer: Where can I watch Koe no Katachi? by sandi baskara on anime.SE

tp- by Hyper Neutrino on The Centaur--Let's Get Real, Shall We? [MS]

tpu- by Hyper Neutrino

@SmokeDetector K

user165474

@SmokeDetector tpu-

@Magisch yeah, we had a chat about it a few days ago

!!/test-a

suraj.. I just start working on tensorflow. My company have given me a project on text to text translation. But i don't have idea on which specific libraries, Api or Tools are required to Imelement this project ....please heLP me out.. i will be highly thankful to you Thank you so much in advance..

U can Reach me at rvsn8927@gmail.com

5:42 PM

> Would not be caught as an answer.

5:54 PM

@Andy What's this from?

Seems fine to me

I mean as in not spam

just bad

I mean terrible

Whenever I see an uppercase "U" I get reminded of magnets.

@quartata shrugs wildly I closed the tab 15 minutes ago.

It's lost to the bits of the internet now.

!!/test-q

suraj.. I just start working on tensorflow. My company have given me a project on text to text translation. But i don't have idea on which specific libraries, Api or Tools are required to Imelement this project ....please heLP me out.. i will be highly thankful to you Thank you so much in advance..

U can Reach me at rvsn8927@gmail.com

> Would not be caught as a question.

I was testing to see if that email at the end would be caught

5:57 PM

yea, so was I

I'm not sure about the rules of q vs a

Hm, so I guess my autoflagging conditions are kind of too conservative and I should get with the times huh

All right going full aggro

168/21/2

2 days ago, by CalvT

New minimum autoflag weight - 163/1/1 gives 99.51%

not anymore

Oh it must be because of the rep

I'm not comfortable lowering my max rep to 1

Yup

I'm more comfortable - as users that have more than 1 rep are more likely to get fps

6:05 PM

My previous settings were 210/11/3 so this is still a step up

Lower max rep is more accurate, @quartata

user165474

Am I correct in saying that most 1-rep users that post advertising spam are unregistered?

No I'm well aware

@HyperNeutrino yes

I'm preparing for the spammer sockpuppet ring apocalypse

I'd rather bump my reason weight up a little bit and have a higher max rep

6:08 PM

That's... Statistically unlikely.

eh

Cai

!!/notify 56223 graphicdesign.stackexchange.com

@Cai You'll now get pings from me if I report a post on graphicdesign.stackexchange.com, in room 56223 on chat.stackexchange.com

How does one set their settings?

user165474

On what? MS?

6:10 PM

@Karelzarath there's a wizard that does it for you on the flagging page of MS

@Karelzarath sorry wrong link - metasmoke.erwaysoftware.com/flagging/ocs

Ah, thanks!

A: Tensorflow Machine translation REST webservice loading models for each call

-1

suraj.. I just start working on tensorflow. My company have given me a project on text to text translation. But i don't have idea on which specific libraries, Api or Tools are required to Imelement this project ....please heLP me out.. i will be highly thankful to you Thank you so much in advanc...

6:36 PM

Hello!

user165474

Hello!

o/

Ferrybig

6:49 PM

!!/alive

@Ferrybig Kinda sorta

user165474

!!/test-a .....

> Mostly dots in answer
----------
Post - Post contains 5 dots out of 5 characters

user165474

!!/test-a ...aaa

user165474

What's the threshold?

6:52 PM

github.com/Charcoal-SE/SmokeDetector/blob/master/…

github.com/Charcoal-SE/SmokeDetector/blob/…

shakes fist Ninja'd

Looks like it's >= 40%

user165474

Thanks.

user165474

Hm.

user165474

!!/test-a ....aaaaaa

6:53 PM

!!/test-a ...aaaaaaa

user165474

!!/test-a ...aaaaaaa

user165474

Whoops.

sd 5poof

user165474

Ninja'd

!!/test-a aaaaaaaaaaaaa

user165474

6:53 PM

Few unique chars?

user165474

Hopefully?

yea, I'm waiting for it to respond though

it's still poofing

ninja'd

!!/alive

!!/test-a aaaaaa

user165474

6:54 PM

...

@SmokeDetector yup I did :P

!!/test-a aaaaaaaa

sd 4poof

user165474

What's the minimum answer length?

!!/test-a aaaaaaaaaa

6:54 PM

@HyperNeutrino 15 chars IIRC

!!/test aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@HyperNeutrino 15 char I belive

user165474

Okay. Thanks.

@NobodyNada Stop ninja'ing me

:P

...ok, how about we just stop now

user165474

6:55 PM

O.o

sd 2poof

I'm surprised there isn't a "too short" criterion

user165474

Darn, you ninja'd me. I almost sd 2poof'd.

@Karelzarath SmokeDetector is not designed to detect low quality posts.

@Andy Fair point.

6:57 PM

I think FireAlarm might do something like that - but only for SO

user165474

There's a FireAlarm too?

user165474

Is there a FireFighter?

github.com/SOBotics/FireAlarm

@CalvT yeah, but only questions right now

user165474

Ooo

we need that on ppcg

for SO style posts :p

user165474

6:59 PM

Yes :P

user165474

I might make one, actually.

user165474

Check for language tags.

We've actually just been starting work on expanding to other sites, so maybe that'll come soon

user165474

Check for a language mentioned in the question (sometimes on-topic but that's fine)

A mod from graphic design recently asked if we could run FireAlarm on their site, so we've started a little bit of work on that.

Development is pretty much paused right now though, since I'm having some problems with the version of Swift on the Raspberry Pi which FireAlarm runs on

I'm working on updating Swift, which will greatly improve things, but I've got to debug some memory corruption before it'll work.

7:35 PM

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of answer: Remove / Rename Uncategorized Category In Wordpress by Murad Hossain on wordpress.SE

tpu- by J F

user165474

@SmokeDetector tpu-

Gone three days and I only have 8 notifications on GH? Slacking, folks.

user165474

What is GH?