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2:01 PM
wordplay of the day
 
@Avery you mean in NZ?
 
@TimStone You know you got a mental problem when feline incontinence makes you consider suicide, only to reconsider suicide because it would be more cost-effective to get protective mats compared to the dry-cleaning from the suicide
 
@Wipqozn I was initially thinking every Sunday, but if people want to do every X then that's good with me.
It'd give me more time to prepare too.
 
@badp yup
 
@Yuuki I kinda have to buy the 5e PHB sometime soon. would also be convenient for RL DnD stuff I do.
@Yuuki I'll also need the discord server information at some point when I'm at home.
@Ronan This sunday would be preferable over this saturday. Next week neither are an option.
 
2:19 PM
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Q: My invisibilty does not work in Skyrim

RhysB2002I've tried everything. Save and reload doesn't work, multiple different potions didn't work. I even have the power 'Embrace of the Shadows' and that doesn't work. I've been wondering if it is my armor or weapons, so I took those off. Nothing. I tried muffling my footsteps. Nothing. I tried having...

Thoughts on reopening this friends?
@Ronan I'd prefer every X sunday, since I already hang out every saturday in RL. I like having a day a week where I can be lazy in my house.
@Ronan I was thinking every 2 weeks? If that worked for everyone?
@Arperum It's really handy having a physical book imo
 
@KevinvanderVelden Expired
 
@Arperum @Nzall message me at ao#4273 and I'll send you a link
 
Wait I selected everything but it only counted every week I think
Weird
 
I'm pretty sure these results are useless anyway.
 
I like how there are eleven votes but max 7 people who would be interested in voting.
 
@Ronan while I voted "every week is fine", I would be OK with skipping some weeks if someone is not able to attend due to life and stuff
 
No wait
I counts every voters votes
nvm am dumb
 
2:34 PM
I'm in, apparently I was already in before
Because arqade was literally the first server on the list
 
You already have the Bridger role too
Incidentally, you can't set roles on mobile
Rip
I don't even remember what Bridger vs no role does
Maybe voice channels
Idk
 
You know I'm in that discord server but I don't know if I've actually ever looked at it
Also @Unionhawk are you ever going to switch to a BotW avatar or do you only do WW avatars?
 
I will reevaluate my options when I feel like it
I've done mm in the past as well as just triforce
 
I might switch to a BotW avatar but then again... MGS
MGS is love, MGS is life
 
Also you can set roles and see permissions from mobile its in server settings
 
2:41 PM
@BlueBarren custom drawn avatars FTW
 
Bridger gets some rudimentary moderation capabilities apparently
 
(cc @Avery and @Yuuki)
 
Also @Ash
 
@Avery if I did that it would be ugly and I don't want an ugly avatar D:
 
And ronan of course
 
2:42 PM
Nah I didn't draw mine.
I've been lying to you all.
 
@Ronan ban pls
 
DAMNIT I'm reading the players handbook and now I want to play neverwinter nights again
 
@Ronan What is reality anymore?
 
@BlueBarren I didn't draw my avatar either, a friend did for me
 
@KevinvanderVelden DAMNIT now I do too
 
2:43 PM
You're welcome
 
@Avery so what it sounds like you're telling me is that I need to make some friends...
gah my only weakness
 
@Avery Alas I cannot kick myself.
 
Oh hey, I actually have that legally
 
@Ronan I've already tried
 
Did not realize that, I thought I played it when I had no money for things
 
2:45 PM
Custom avatars are best avatars
 
Mobile pretty much just calls you an idiot for trying
 
@Unionhawk It's the only way we can finally leave here.
 
@Unionhawk have you gone for that walk yet?
 
@Unionhawk Now you get to decide if that's a developer talking to you or if chat's gained sentience
 
2:51 PM
Hmm, downloading neverwinter nights 2 started at 4:44 and has 44 seconds remaining
COINCIDENCE? I think not
 
@KevinvanderVelden the world is ending just confirmed now
 
@KevinvanderVelden Illmatic confirmed
 
Next year, he's gonna break it 👊. Ralph Breaks the Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2 opens in theatres on March 9, 2018. https://t.co/u1qQn7TUUI
Not naming the Wreck-It Ralph sequel "Super Wreck-It Ralph Bros." or "Wreck-It Ralph 2.8 HD: Word Salad" was a missed opportunity.
 
so I made a meme
user image
5
 
3:07 PM
@Avery Hmm... one of those needs to be a different porkchop.
@Avery WAIT, @FREDLEY IS STEPPING DOWN?
 
yes
 
This Morning Now with @Yuuki
 
I'm going to be a regular user, just like all of you scum!
 
It is 10:00a and pitch-black outside.
 
@Yuuki Full tank of gas and half a pack of cigarettes?
 
3:10 PM
@fredley except coffee.se =p
 
@KevinvanderVelden Well, yes... :-P
 
I'm not sure if I want to live on this planet anymore. Brexit, President Trump, Ronan's avatar not being drawn by himself, Frexit, Joss Whedon saying he's not willing to do Firefly even with funding...
What's real any more? And even if it's real, is it even worth it?
 
@Yuuki wait what?
@Ronan pls
 
Also firefly now would be terrible. Another set of characters in the same universe though...
 
3:14 PM
Don't worry we have Nathan Fillion in Destiny 2 instead
 
> Is phantom limb syndrome the reason I can still feel my nose after my uncle took it?
ゆうたよりタチが悪い😂 #MHXX #ゆうた https://t.co/r2kCYLRXzu
I feel like Yakety Sax should be playing the entire time.
 
3:32 PM
So tabbed away from the Bridge
and when I went to look back I got this
 
3:46 PM
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Q: Does the game scale with your progress?

Fredy31I am under the impression that the game gives you harder enemies the more you advance. At the beginning, I would get mostly red bokoblins, with 1 blue bokoblin per camp, but now, it's mostly blue/black bokoblins, with 1 white bokoblin per camp. And that is around the 4 main cities, to which you ...

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Q: Is there a way to kill quickly Silver enemies?

Fredy31Later in the game, you encounter Silver bokoblins and other enemies. They seem to have three times the HP of regular enemies and just take a while to beat. Is there a way to quickly dispatch them? Or should I just run away from them if the loot is not that much better than normal enemies?

 
3:57 PM
So far so good on the factory acceptance test front. No failures, but the previous version of the software (which we're running for comparison purposes) crashed unexpectedly.
After this, just need to get a doc through review, and write up the install instructions
 
@MBraedley So you fixed a bug you did not even know you had.
 
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Q: How do I rank up a class?

l IApparently ranking up a class gives more than just cosmetic bonuses (namely, skill points). Other than pulling the same card again from supply packs, are there any other ways to rank up a class?

 
the fuck are you doing, trump?
 
4:11 PM
HJ Res. 44 - Disapproving the rule submitted by the Department of the Interior relating to Bureau of Land Management regulations that establish the procedures used to prepare, revise, or amend land use plans pursuant to the Federal Land Policy and Management Act of 1976.
HJ Res. 58 - Providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Department of Education relating to teacher preparation issues.
HJ Res. 37 - Disapproving the rule submitted by the Department of Defense, the General Services Administration, and the National Aeronautics and Space Administration relating to the Federal Acquisition Regulation.
HJ Res. 57 - Providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Department of Education relating to accountability and State plans under the Elementary and Secondary Education Act of 1965.
Relevant to HJ Res. 37 - "DoD, GSA, and NASA are issuing a final rule amending the Federal Acquisition Regulation (FAR) to implement Executive Order 13673, Fair Pay and Safe Workplaces, which is designed to increase efficiency and cost savings in Federal contracting by improving contractor compliance with labor laws."
 
@fredley despite your strange taste in archer, i'm sorry to see you go
 
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Q: How to complete Huniepop?

EthanI have the game Huniepop, and I unlocked all of the girls, all of their outfits and hair styles, I have all pictures in the gallery and I have all of their underwears. But now I don't know what else to do. I still have one of the starter items, the box with tissues. So, what's next, how can I fin...

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Q: Does using "Nitpicking" has any bad influence on my WorkeMon?

IsukaIn your company, you are able to use the option "Nitpicking" to double the amount of money/experience generated by the WorkeMon for 3 seconds. Is there anything bad that can happen if I keep using this option on my WorkeMon? Like, could their Loyalty stat go down if I use it a bit too much?

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Q: Do crops Increase stats on their own?

RapitorBasically I want to know if a crop will increase it's qualities (I know harvest count does not), if I just left it be. This has been rather difficult for me to confirm as I've fertilized everything I have growing, and it's usually year-round slow growing crops (chili, tea, cotton, etc). I know...

 
@fredley lol at the stain
ooh bathroom is better
 
4:28 PM
ehhem
so I'm still playing civ clicker
do I have a problem?
 
@BlueBarren how long has it been since you started?
 
@GodEmperorDune yesterday
morning
 
that moment when you type in "sudo do"
and fish autocompletes to "sudo do-release-upgrade -d"
 
@BlueBarren nah, not long enough
 
DM:You fall asleep on watch and the town is attacked by Orcs PC:I blame elves DM:(rolls a 1) The townsfolk inexplicably believe you #GOPDnD
 
4:37 PM
Although technically is could be a problem as soon as it starts interfering with your work or social life
 
@fredley the most offensive thing about this thing is that it was recorded in portrait
 
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Q: 8 Xbox 360 Controllers one computer?

Nolan James SarloI have and Xbox 360 controller adapter for my PC, is it possible to set up a second one? I want to be able to use 8 Xbox 360 controllers at once, is this possible? Thanks in advance, Nolan

 
#GOPDnD is a wonderful hashtag mobile.twitter.com/search?q=%23GOPDnD&src=tyah
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From a BBC article on fake iPhone ransomware targeting a mobile Safari bug
> It ran on JavaScript, a code commonly employed by many websites.
Amazing how many technical error a single sentence can contain
 
arghhhh
steam keeps crashing xwin
 
DM: The village leader offers his hand- Trump: Grapple check. DM: What? Trump: I grapple his hand. DM: It's a HANDSHAKE. #GOPDnD
 
4:45 PM
This looks like a terrible idea:
 
@PrivatePansy can you email me the codez
@KevinvanderVelden I mean that's for voltmeters right?
 
No, that's for powering things with 5v
 
maybe your voltmeter ran out of battery
you should use an USB C voltmeter though
@StrixVaria 538 has added the historical comparisons for president approvals
 
@badp It's an all-time record! That's good, right?
 
@Arperum there is prior art. sort of. somehow something happened that made Bush really popular
maybe all Trump needs to restore his ratings is more of that
== WARNING == JOKE == WARNING == JOKE == WARNING == JOKE == WARNING == JOKE == WARNING == JOKE ==
 
4:56 PM
Mexico is no longer paying for the wall. Instead, it's coming out of cancer research. https://twitter.com/BresPolitico/status/846558063209406465
 
@Arperum We had actually seen the crash before, but it was basically random
 
My diamond has gone :-(
7
 
@MBraedley It didn't happen in the new one, so that's good.
 
I feel so naked
 
@badp Truman has the highest approval ratings?
at a single point in time
Or is HW beating him?
 
4:59 PM
@fredley Too lazy to edit an image zooming in from this message onto the diamond still next to your name.
Why did I ever owner you?
 
I think either way eisenhower probably did the best? Looks like he ended off right where he started
where as everyone else got worse over time
 
@fredley you can still mod abuse here for a meow more minutes
 
@badp Nah, full time. He keeps his coffee diamond.
 
@Arperum oh right.
 
5:03 PM
essentially
blizzard just wants all their games to function the same
or the systems supporting the game I guess
essentially all their games need to be cut and paste. Blizzard FPS, Blizzard Moba, Blizzard RTS
 
@Fluttershy Is there a text version of this?
 
Why are you linking me to an image of a text website instead of the website itself?
 
@Fluttershy Eurgh, three in-game currencies?
 
5:06 PM
@Fluttershy Thanks!
 
@StrixVaria because that's how I had to read it since battle.net and IGN are blocked for me ;_;
so I thought something is better than nothing
 
@badp In fact, stepping down as a mod was just a troll into making you all think I'd no longer be able to mod abuse you
 
Eh, that's okay then.
 
@fredley it is almost April 1st...
 
@Fluttershy Heroes of the Storm - Now With Emojis!
 
5:08 PM
@fredley oh really?
 
TL;DR Heroes is going to a system more like Overwatch, with loot boxes, sprays, and voice lines. :P And the Diablo 2 Amazon is coming to the game.
 
Are they changing how expensive it is to buy new heroes or how little gold you get per time played?
I do like a lot of these changes but that was one of the main issues for me.
 
@StrixVaria really? Because personally I find Hots to be the most reasonable in that regard. Compared to other games that follow similar systems
 
I can't remember specific numbers, I just remember the feeling I got that it seemed like it took forever to get anywhere.
 
For me that's Gears of War 4
the whole economy in that game is completely tilted
Hearthstone is also up there for me
not awful though
as I don't find the new cards super necessary when you play casually
 
5:12 PM
Even if all content in Hearthstone were free I wouldn't enjoy that game.
 
I can't do (C/T)CGs.
I have the worst luck with them.
 
@StrixVaria why?
 
@Yuuki I don't do anything with collectible aspects like that, but even if Heartstone made all cards available I just don't like the mechanics.
@BlueBarren It's not as strategically interesting as other games in the same genre for me.
I'm talking of course about games you play in actual real life with physical cards.
Not other video games.
The fact that Hearthstone can't work as a non-video game is really strange.
I also prefer playing games like that against friends I know who don't take it as seriously instead of against competitive players who play to win.
 
@StrixVaria I'm not sure. I do know that the inclusion of the heroes brawl, on top of daily quests, makes it easier to buy new heroes these days. FAE has like 32k gold saved up, so that's 3-9 unlocks, depending on how she spends the gold.
 
@StrixVaria How so?
 
5:15 PM
@Yuuki Cards that summon random other cards from the entire catalogue of available cards.
 
@StrixVaria Ah.
 
@StrixVaria Yeah I've only played Yu-Gi-Oh and a tiny bit of Pokemon. It is odd how there are certain elements of HS that don't work IRL
I still find it's okay to play casually
I would play it at school while I was there
 
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Q: Is Mom's Pearl Useful? If so then how?

Spider VenomI got an item called mom's pearl and I would like to know if it is useful in any way toward the end of the game?

 
In games like that the fun I have is in being creative, not in playing to win.
When you play against randoms online, that isn't a mindset that's going to cause you to have fun.
If you play ranked, you're playing against people trying to win, so your "creative" deck isn't going to do well.
In MTG terms, I am Johnny/Timmy, and playing against Spike is no fun.
But the entire idea of an online ranked ladder pretty much only rewards Spike-style play.
 
My most fond memory of Hearthstone was when they had the Tavern Brawl that created a deck out of two single cards repeating an equal number of times to have a regular sized deck. A friend and I played for a good solid evening. Good times
 
5:23 PM
@fredley article 50 took less than expected, huh
 
@BlueBarren Yeah, stuff like that can be super fun.
 
I know a fair amount of people who dislike the game due to the fact the strategy is entirely RNG based
You have combos where you need specific cards but the chances of everything falling into place are slim
 
I don't really like heavily RNG based games, because there are games that you can't win based on your draw.
Hearthstone falls into that, but so does Magic, which I played and enjoyed for a long time.
 
Really it just seems you should have smaller card combos
and don't always wait for a bigger combo
 
Imagine if you could choose your draw every turn, though, how much that would slow the game down and how much analysis paralysis that would cause making sure you make the optimal play every turn.
So there is a line to straddle with RNG.
 
5:29 PM
Also it could be too overpowered
 
No, that's not even a concern, because the opponent has the same privilege.
 
or some serious balancing changes would need to be made
 
You need enough RNG so that you can't "solve" the game and cause turns to last ages, but little enough that there's still considerable strategy.
@BlueBarren Yes, this. If there's no RNG then the game is designed differently in the first place.
 
yeah but if I stack some stuff in order to have 10 mana on turn 3 then play a 10/10 card or something
that's kinda broken
hence the need for some changes
 
Compared to the way normal games play it is, but compared to the way it would work in general if everyone picked their draw every turn not necessarily.
 
5:31 PM
but then you'd have this common theme of "everyone picks these 10 cards to start"
that wouldn't be fun
 
Right, I'm not saying it would make it better.
I'm saying it would be bad in a different way.
 
I think some element of rng comes with the ccg territory
 
of course
 
You need some RNG in order to make the game interesting to play.
 
to vary the sequence
 
5:31 PM
But too much RNG removes any semblance of skill.
 
example: gambling
 
It's a tough line to straddle, and different people have different tolerances.
 
well certain types of gambling
 
Some people like pure RNG, where no skill is involved at all.
Some people like zero RNG, and should just play chess or go.
 
I wouldn't like zero RNG because I think I lack the skill for that
I'm not the worst (see @Wipqozn) but I'm really not that great
Example, I've only ever been silver in hots' ranking system
 
5:34 PM
I don't like chess, and when I tried go when Google did that AI thing, I got wrecked by the easy AI and gave up after a few games :P
 
although I've only ranked twice
@StrixVaria I recommend 4 player chess
it's super fun
my brother got a set for christmas
it's crazy
I would also recommend 2v2 instead of free for all
 
@StrixVaria I don't think you can really say there's any game with truly pure RNG. There's almost always some element of decision making, or at least probability calculations
 
@murgatroid99 They're not "games" at that point.
I guess what I meant is more games like Cards Against Humanity, where there isn't "skill" and there's no "competition".
I'm thinking of my wife in this case, who doesn't like to play any games where there's any sort of decision-making.
It's just an activity or it's no fun.
 
Yeah but there's strategy in CAH as well
 
The game of "Life" (that awful board game) comes pretty close to just playing itself with no skill.
Chutes and Ladders
 
5:37 PM
you play a certain card based on who the czar is
 
@StrixVaria Go against an AI when you're new to the game is pretty brutal. Even the weak AI is very good at fighting for stones, but as a new player you can't beat it at the strategic stuff where it is much weaker
 
I know this because I tend to play cards that I find funny but no one else does
 
@MadScientist I might give it another chance at some point after reading up about basic strategy, but that won't be today.
 
@BlueBarren That's more playing based on what you know about people rather than any strategy arising from the game's rules themselves
 
#lifehack for taming horses: if you're having trouble sneaking up on them, use an Ice Rod.
 
5:38 PM
@murgatroid99 it might not be strategy based on the rules but it's strategy based on your opponent
 
@StrixVaria I didn't play more than learning some basics, but it was far better playing against a real human (with a big handicap) than against any AI.
And the small 9x9 board is much better at first, but that is the worst one to play against the computer
 
Go is weird. I do better when I don't think too hard about it and just "feel" for overall strategy.
Like "hmm, if I tilt my head, it looks like he's going this way. Maybe I'll put a stone in this general area to block it off."
 
All this talk of RNG and strategy makes me want to play Armello again.
 
5:56 PM
so the news was talking about a 12yo girl who's training to be a lumber jack
the subheading said she uses a synthetic log to train, I thought it said leg
I was just staring at the TV going, "her legs look real" I was rather confused.
 
@BlueBarren ... why would you train on a synthetic log? I mean, trees are a thing, are they not?
 
hello from Ubuntu 17.04
I upgraded a bit late this time around
 
6:12 PM
@Yuuki it's reusable
a tree is going to rot
also I'm dealing in perfect thousands in civclicker now
 
@BlueBarren No? I mean, once you chop a log, synthetic or not, it's chopped.
 
@Yuuki this way you're not chopping a log down though
 
I'm still confused as to how this synthetic log works.
Is it just a hunk of plastic?
 
the big red thing
 
So it's effectively a hunk of plastic.
 
6:20 PM
Those are for log rolling though, I'm confused :P
 
I'm still confused as to why that's better than just normal wooden logs.
A tree is going rot, sure, but if you're practicing to be a lumberjack, you're probably going to chop it up before that happens.
And chopped wood can be sold or even given to any number of places.
I know my local grocery store sells bunches of chopped wood for use as fuel in grills.
Or you could burn the wood yourself and use the ash as fertilizer.
 
@Yuuki yes it's a hunk of plastic. It's also because timber has a higher value for production rather than wasting logs on someone standing on it.
don't want to waste the wood by getting it wet
@TimStone yeah that's what this girl was practicing for
 
Oh, okay, that's what the disconnect was, lol
 
@BlueBarren ... that's not what a lumberjack is.
 
tbf it's part of the lumberjack competitions
 
6:22 PM
@TimStone Yeah, I was about to ask.
 
There's some lumberjack tournament thing where they do all sorts of lumberjack things
that's what the 12 year old is training for
so she doesn't just do log rolling
 
There is only one "lumberjack thing": timber cutting. Everything else is "lumberjack-related athletics/sports/fun".
 
@Yuuki yes
I guess I should've been more clear
to be fair I was initially talking about what I thought the news broadcast said not the actual contents of the broadcast
 
Eh, I assumed.
 
Now we're just getting into lumberjack semantics.
Semanterjacks.
 
6:24 PM
@Fluttershy Cedar-mantics?
 
Well, if kids are going to be on it, plastic makes more sense than wood. Splinters, and all that
 
@Yuuki Those too.
 
@fredley how can you be a diamond porkchop without your diamond though?
 
@Dragonrage @fredley will always be a diamond porkchop in our hearts
 
@Sterno I'm pretty sure during the actual competition they wear shoes
@SaintWacko I actually sold the diamond porkchop in my heart for a pretty penny
then they discontinued the penny .-.
worst. decision. ever.
 
6:33 PM
@badp hello from also 17.04
Mar 1 at 16:41, by Avery
just if beta wasn't bad enough, I'm switching to daily builds of ubuntu 17.04. Wish me luck.
I switched like 3-4 weeks ago
I'm loving it
 
@Avery plays McDonalds jingle
 
babap ba ba baaaa
 
16.10 was really stable for me
so I was kinda afraid to move forward
I wish I didn't have to deal with #1677344
 
funnily enough 16.10 was buggy as hell for me
that might have to do with me fucking up everything though
 
so far it looks like the only hiccup
also Ubuntu keeps insisting that I give up on my rad screensaver
pls no
 
6:40 PM
weirdly, I experimented a lot more on 17.04 than I did on 16.10 and 17.04 broke less.
 
I mean, it does with every dist-upgrade.
 
Whoop get hype
join a gungame
half way in
goes on to win it
with the last 2 kills as an actual double kill as well
I didn't fluff it \o/
 
@badp what's your rad screensaver?
 
relevant lines
 
I finally closed civclicker
I was becoming addicted
 
6:49 PM
textMode: program
textProgram: bash -c 'cd ~/perl; FILE=`git ls-files | grep -P ".p[lm]$|.c$" | shuf -n 1`; dirname $FILE; figlet -f small `basename $FILE`; cat $FILE; echo; echo;'
programs:
  GL:                           starwars -root -delay 0 -spin 0.01            \
                                  -alignment left -no-wrap -lines 100         \
                                  -font                                       \
                                  -*-InputMono-bold-r-normal-*-*-720-*-*-*-*-iso8859-1 \n\
 
don't worry I kept my save though
 
you may need to bring your own git repo of perl (or whatever)
 
@BlueBarren I'm thinking more when the kids wipe out on it
 

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