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4:00 PM
To get a single character of a string, the slice operator can be used: "string"[1:2] = "t".
 
fishlanguage.com down for anyone else?
 
isup.me/fishlanguage.com says its up though site gives 502
 
I get a 502 though
I should really add debugging to fish.py
 
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Q: I need a programm that reads information about all the matches and compile the following statistics for each player

user66412Number of best-of-5 set matches won Number of best-of-3 set matches won Number of sets won Number of games won Number of sets lost Number of games lost You should print out to the screen (standard output) a summary in decreasing order of ranking, where the ranking is according to the criteria 1-...

 
@Riker ikr? It's crazy
 
4:24 PM
@betseg I think it only checks if server is returning something 5XX is server error
 
why are antiviruses stupid
 
@Fatalize If you'd combine that wich brachylog you'd get brachyid.
 
@fergusq Thanks :)
 
@user2284570 That is why you should use the sandbox. Even the page where you can write new questions (i.e. challenges) tells you to use the sandbox instead of submitting your raw challenges. That way you can get feedback before and you'll avoid the frustration that you have now.
 
is the plural of antivirus antivirii? :P
 
4:28 PM
@Pavel is there actually a way to pm here? I'm not aware of any, but I'd gladly use it!
@betseg that is also the genitive=)
 
Whew
finally deleted it
I'm not questionbanned due to the positive record of convert singular to plural
 
Hello
 
What is going on?
 
idk the whole thing too
 
4:38 PM
@MatthewRoh I have a SO question ban
 
Are you interested in my (and Kritixi's) new (and first) stack based language, Processtack?
 
@ChristopherPeart You probs asked a horrible question
 
@MatthewRoh stackoverflow.com/users/5957083/… look at all those
@MatthewRoh I did a few times
But I fixed them up
Just need some more votes and I will be safe
 
Hmm
 
4:40 PM
@MatthewRoh *and graphical
 
@KritixiLithos ohh!
Coolio
 
Its name implies it too
 
Processing + Stack-based = Processtack!
 
I figured
 
4:43 PM
@ChristopherPeart so true
 
btw we needed a whole new interpreter since dennis cant put that in TIO
 
@TuxCopter yeah
 
I think what exactly matters in questionbans is 'positive record' (Yes, that confusing thing in the badges)
 
@MatthewRoh Yeah if I get one more vote my net question score is 0
If I get like 1000 more votes I will have a net score of 999
If I get 10000000000000000000000000000000000 more votes I will get out of my question ban
 
Umm
I think 49999999999999999998 is dislikes and 50000000000000000000002 is likes or something
 
4:49 PM
@MatthewRoh I had a similar idea of a graphical stack based golfing language about 2 weeks ago, do you have a place where you share ideas, maybe I can tag along?
 
Thanks
 
@MatthewRoh Deleting still counts against you
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A: How is a "positive question record" calculated?

CaiThe List of all badges with full descriptions explains the criteria: A positive question record means you don't have too many closed, downvoted or deleted questions, overall. The formula is (total questions - negative questions - closed - deleted)/total questions ≥ 0.5` Questions that...

 
(I know)
(But I still had positive record bcz of the convert singular to plural)
Oh wait
Math is inside it
 
@DJMcMayhem btw, in a Vim (not V) submission do we need to end the program with an <esc> if we end in insert mode?
 
4:54 PM
That means I got just the inspiration of a new topic
(I had 3 topics but whatever)
 
@KritixiLithos no. (Unless you call i with a count)
Which is why 2i2i is a V quine but not a vim quine
 
@MatthewRoh based on that post, if the closed questions and the convert singular to plural are your only other posts, you don't have a positive question record as you have (4-5)/4
 
@DJMcMayhem Thanks, now I beat CJam in the happy birthday to your favourite language challenge!
 
@LliwTelracs Oh really? I don't care about badges XD
 
@DJMcMayhem What happens if you do 2i and then insert something, move the cursor with arrow keys, insert something else, and then press <esc>?
 
5:05 PM
@KritixiLithos Try it online!
 
Since when was the esc key command mode in tio
damn thats some cool feature I didn't know
 
@Pavel tbh I'm not really sure. You could try it out (I don't have a vim with me rn)
 
@DJMcMayhem Neither do I. Can you input arrow keys in V?
 
Unfortunately no
 
@DJMcMayhem Thanks :)
 
5:10 PM
@DJMcMayhem You should do something about that.
 
Btw you really should check out vimgolf.com
 
There's also Try it online! for a no trailing newline version
 
@DJMcMayhem are you planning on supporting arrow keys?
 
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Q: Construct the Von Neumann Numbers

Wheat WizardThe Von Neumann construction is a way of representing the Natural Numbers. In the Von Neumann representation 0 is defined as the empty set and for all other numbers, n is the union of {0} and {n-1}. For example to construct 3 we can follow the algorithm: 3 = {ø, 2} = {ø, {ø, 1}} = {ø, {ø, {ø}...

 
user165474
desmos.com/calculator Graph y|a|/a>=0 and set a on a slider, it's beautiful.
 
user165474
5:23 PM
Warning: may contain strobe lights if you're not careful.
 
@Riker just FYI, the reason for the duplicate blackjack post in the sandbox is that this post is from back when sandboxes were regularly retired (so they posted a new version into a new sandbox). when we switched to having a single permanent sandbox all answers from those old sandboxes were merged into one post.
 
5:40 PM
@DJMcMayhem Ok, I tried it, pressing an arrow key clears any number you used before inserting.
 
@flawr : If I post to the sandbox, the only criteria would be downvotes, right ? It wouldn’t say the question is off‑topic. (it might be low quality be it is on topic). And even If I use the sandbox for that question now and I get upvotes, I would sill need to re‑open the current one isn’t it ?
This is a good advice for future questions, but not the current one, isn’t it ?
 
@Pavel huh, interesting.
 
5:56 PM
"On the Internet, nobody knows you're an eldritch horror." — scrwtp yesterday
 
6:16 PM
never played eldritch; only arkham
 
@flawr I mean on Reddit
 
caps lock is control that's the same for me!
 
@DJMcMayhem why you no wait for bot
 
6:33 PM
Idk
 
We have a bot for bounties with no deadline?
 
@betseg Tell you what, if the feed ends up working this time, I'll trash my message myself. :P
I'd also offer to kick myself, but that doesn't work
 
Well we got the bounties feed for the 50 rep bounty on elf file thing
 
@MistahFiggins Yeah, there are six feeds right now, although some of them are unreliable
Although it looks different to me:
 
6:37 PM
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A: List of bounties with no deadline

DJMcMayhem350 rep for a shorter payload capable V quine Currently in V, there are two important quines: 2i2i is the shortest known quine, but not modifiable. And ñéÑ~"qpÿ is the shortest known trivially modifiable quine. This is because ñéÑ~"qp<CODE>ÿ pretty much anything you want can go in the p...

 
There we go
 
Haha, well I'm a man cat of my word
2 messages moved to Trash
 
i am sad
i am a droid and you showed disrespect to one of my kind
 
@MartinEnder h, ok
it's nuked tho right
@DJMcMayhem yes
 
Huh, still there. Coming up on 5k views
 
6:50 PM
@Riker yes, thanks for the flag.
 
cool
and damnit I still can't see your profile pic in chat
though the desktop notifications show up right
it's a light green identicon in the chat window though
 
@Riker Cat got your eye?
 
no, but cat got martin's avatar apparently
 
I'm very happy with how well it was received. Within one day it was in my top 6-7 challenges of all time.
 
And I even got a ping from Twitter because of it
lol
 
6:52 PM
Haha, yeah
 
^ epic short story by ursula le guin
4 pages long, pretty short
 
hmmm, might give that a try. the only thing I read by le guin so far was the first earthsea novel, and I couldn't really get into her style of writing.
 
@Pavel Ricker doesn't have a reddit account afaik.
 
it's short enough that I reccommend reading it, if you don't like it no lasting harm done
@flawr Ricker is how everybody irl pronounces by name lol
it's cool, I don't mind, just funny
 
That's what I did at first
 
6:56 PM
yah, it's what seems natural to most native english speakers
 
It's what you get for having an uncommon name
 
it's quite interesting in spanish though, many people can't pronounce it at all
 
In my head, I pronounce your name like Ryker
 
eye twitches get that false spelling out of my sight ;p
 
@user2284570 The idea is that you get feedback on the one hand via votes and on the other hand via the comments or feedback here in the chat.
@Riker It could as well be german=)
 
6:57 PM
I had to go by 'ricky' at summer camp last year because the some of the counselors were mexican and couldn't pronounce "riker"
@flawr ?
 
@Riker Yeah, which is funny because when you really think about it, and compare ricker and riker, it's pretty obvious how riker should be pronounced. But by itself, it looks like it should be pronounced ricker
 
ye
rye-kerr is how it's supposed to be pronounced
 
See, "Ryker" :P
 
Rye-cair?
;)
 
good enoguh
:p
I'm the only one in my immediate family with a weird name lol
 
6:59 PM
I know someone who pronounces color as coe-lur. It's hilarious
 
well my uncle's name is the same as mine but eh
@DJMcMayhem o_O wait wat
coe = co-ee or co
like co-ee-lur or co-lur
 
@Riker How do people mispronounce that? It's the last name of one of the prominent characters on Star Trek: TNG
 
When I was younger, I used to pronounce Coelophysis as Ko-ee-lo-fee-ses
 
@Riker co-lur
(as opposed to cuh-lur)
He also says hwat, hwen, hwere, etc. and vehemently argues that it's more correct
 
@DJMcMayhem .... tha'ts how I say it >_>
@AdmBorkBork exactly
but peopel don't watch that :p
 
7:02 PM
@Riker Really? Co, not cuh?
 
yes
coh-lur
@AdmBorkBork I also find it hilarious that my last initial is W, so I'm Riker W. instead of W. Riker
 
7-0 wow
 
I guess Ricky hasn't seen it yet
 
7:25 PM
29 mins ago, by Kritixi Lithos
In my head, I pronounce your name like Ryker
it isnt pronounced that way? o_O
 
@DJMcMayhem I pronounce color as cuh-lur and colour as cull-hour
 
@betseg it is
 
29 mins ago, by Riker
rye-kerr is how it's supposed to be pronounced
?
 
Yeah? Same difference?
 
how you pronounce kerr waitaminute
 
7:28 PM
kər
 
Woo, I got to bust out my 1337 SQL hacking skills and comment out a line so an upgrade script for an application could run. Good thing they have such an experienced and professional coder on the team, that I could do a search on how to write a comment in SQL know this stuff off the top of my head.
 
I love English pronunciation - said no one ever
 
gotta second aditsu's reaction on this one
 
English pronunciation is smooth like ghoti in the water
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7:33 PM
@betseg It's weird, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought though.
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Nov 5 '15 at 21:56, by TimmyD
> "Read" and "Lead" rhyme, but "Read" and "Lead" don't. And "Read" and "Lead" rhyme, but "Read" and "Lead" don't.
 
And yet somehow, pony and Bologna do rhyme
 
None of through, thorough, though, rough, cough, hiccough rhyme
 
7:44 PM
 
@AdmBorkBork doesn't rough rhyme with cough though?
 
"ruff" vs "coff" (I don't know how to do IPA)
cough and off rhyme
 
"coff" vs "cuff" is a matter of accent, I think
 
rough and buff rhyme
 
no, it doesn't
 
7:47 PM
btw I like to pronounce some words wrong in my head, such as: coup, depot, corps (emphasizing the ending consonants)
 
cough -> 'kɒf
rough -> 'rʌf
different phoneme
 
do and go
 
@DJMcMayhem was watching lecture about hte story i linked :P
and nw I"m getting lunch
/me likes in-n-out and feels sorry for those who don't have it
 
@Poke That is beautiful.
@aditsu My favorite is "horse do-vers"
 
@Riker /me sobs quietly
 
7:50 PM
horse do-overs?
@Riker thanks for making me hungry
 
An hors d'oeuvre (/ɔːr ˈdɜːrv, ˈdɜːrvrə/; French: hors d'œuvre, [also hors d'oevre] [ɔʁ dœvʁ]), appetizer, or starter is a small dish served before a meal. Some hors d'oeuvres are served cold, others hot. Hors d'oeuvres may be served at the dinner table as a part of the meal, or they may be served before seating. Formerly, hors d'oeuvres were also served between courses. Typically smaller than a main dish, it is often designed to be eaten by hand (with minimal use of cutlery). == Names == Hors d'oeuvre [hors d'oevre] in French means "outside the work"—that is, "not part of the ordinary se...
 
@Riker there's a different meaning to that :p
 
@aditsu don't mention it
 
8:15 PM
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Q: Terra Mystica: Cycling Power

Martin EnderThe boardgame Terra Mystica has some very interesting mechanics for one of the primary resources, power. Instead of gaining and spending units of power from a bank, each player starts the game with exactly 12 units of power which are distributed over three "bowls", which are labelled I, II and II...

 
@DJMcMayhem in the indefinite bounties question, you should create an answer instead of editing the question. Bounties that are only present in the meta question, and not posted as separate meta answers, leave no way to contact the bounty poster when time comes to claim the bounty. Please consider posting an answer if you have a bounty offered that doesn't yet have a meta answer.
 
I edited it and posted an answer
 
nvm
Some ppl have edited the question without posting an answer.
I don't see reason to edit the question though. The active bounties can simply be tracked by looking at the answers.
 
It provides a nice overview of all the answers
I like to browse it to see if there is something I'm interested in and then find the answer if I want to pursue it further
 
That and they can be sorted by amount
 
8:55 PM
Huh. I swear that post had something to the effect of "If it's a simple bounty, add it to the list. If it's a complex bounty, create an answer."
 
9:06 PM
@aditsu well I don't have that :p but I do have burger and it is good
@DJMcMayhem /me is sorry for your loss
 
9:25 PM
> Lojbanistanian
that's a mouthful
 
no. it's not even funny. please don't post things like that in here.
 
No but Zach gates gave me 50 rep today and I am 30 away this
 
so?
it's still not funny
or wanted
 
yeah, asking for free rep isn't cool
 
9:29 PM
anybody posted this in here? I haven't seen it:
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Q: HTTPS: It's time

Nick CraverThis is a heads up, and a request for help. HTTPS for our entire network is long overdue, but we've been working hard on it behind the scenes. Expect a pretty big blog post when we turn it on everywhere that details the journey. There are a few lingering questions on HTTPS we're not confident i...

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TL;DR: "HTTPS for all of SE is coming soon!"
 
Also, outside of close votes, which are almost instantly finished, there aren't many things that end up in review queue.
 
low quality is there
 
@Riker That's awesome.
 
yes
it might even deserve a pin, but I'm not RO and up to you + mego + whoever else is RO
 
I'm not sure if I should or not, but that seems pin-worthy
 
9:30 PM
oh and minx + mods
 
Haha, ninjad
 
also relavent:
@Cai nope - it only affects MSO right now. Once we shake out any issues here, then we'll begin MSE and network-wide moves. — Nick Craver ♦ 6 hours ago
so https is on MSO, but it will soon be coming to SE as a whole
I think
> Given the above, we need to see how all of this works in practice with real load:
We're starting with meta.stackoverflow.com and meta.stackexchange.com.
 
Ah. Once it goes to the whole network it's more important
 
yeah
still important now
 
@Riker nice. been waiting on this
 
9:34 PM
yah
 
This will break a lot of stuff
> (Child metas) Move from meta.*.stackexchange.com to *.meta.stackexchange.com.
 
o no
I'll have to completely type out codegolf.m before it will autocomplete.
 
or just rely on redirects
 
Oh, right, false alarm.
 
@ArtOfCode Still it will break a lot of tools which do not support 302s
 
9:46 PM
Yeah it will be the Y2k all over again
Even tho Y2k didn't do much
 
It will be Y2.017K
 
@TuxCopter hmm no. Y2.017K.meta.stackexchange.com
 
@ChristopherPeart Wasn't even born in time for Y2K
 
@AdmBorkBork Lots of us also
 
Shh. I'm not old. That's weird. What a weird thing to say. Old. Hah. Weird.
 
10:00 PM
@AdmBorkBork I think we've been over this. If you need to use 7 bits to represent your age, then you're old
 
@AdmBorkBork Wait, is survived Y2k now the definition of old?
 
@WheatWizard hey for the unknown turing completeness challenge can I use a conjuncture that was used before BUT was any true if it was false?
I am assuming it is OK and will be working on a lang
 
hey @TuxCopter is it correct syntax in french to put a space before a colon?
like "test : test" instead of "test: test"
 
Yep
Same thing for ! and ?
 
yeah, I knew about that, just not :
cool, thanks
 
10:11 PM
that bothers me
like a space before a semi-colon in coding
 
@TuxCopter I asked beacuse it appears to be the ccorrect syntax for spanish, and I was wondering if other languages do that
@ChristopherPeart I do that in bash when single-lining statements
 
@ChristopherPeart because French
 
like "alias nao='ssh nethack@alt.org' ; brew leaves > hbl.txt"
^ is part of my bashrc
 
hahaha
I have a couple others for ascension.run, since I play there more often
 
@DJMcMayhem I prefer tiles
 
“make less more friendly” this sentence looks extremely wrong
 
@JanDvorak pls go find a corner to sit in and think about your life
@TuxCopter lol
 
I tried that once. It was awful.
 
@TuxCopter I wrote a tiny tiny fraction of that file.
 
10:19 PM
What is even going on
 
Like a dozen lines or something
 
@ChristopherPeart we're discussing our bashrc/bashprofiles
 
@ChristopherPeart I think you are missing a word or two in that sentence or I'm not reading it properly. What are you asking?
 
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Q: Write a Programming language of Unknown Completeness

Wheat WizardDetermining whether a Language is Turing Complete is very important when designing a language. It is a also a pretty difficult task for a lot of esoteric programming languages to begin with, but lets kick it up a notch. Lets make some programming languages that are so hard to prove Turing Compl...

The Legendre answer relies on Legendre to be false
I want to make an language that needs it to be true
 
10:27 PM
Challange seems to allow multiple answers with the same conjecture
 
"one of these answers is invalid and needs to be deleted - but which one?"
 
Sweet. Anyone have a link to the requirements for a TC language
 
@ChristopherPeart Wikipedia
 
I am 2 rep away from a privilege on sci-fi SE. :P last time it was 1 rep for one on here
Magic the Gathering is TC
wth
 
so is 3d chess iirc
@ChristopherPeart 4?
was checking to see which one you're close to
 
10:41 PM
Anyone know processing.js or how to extract numbers from a string in processing?
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

SparklePonyCounting Triangle First of all, I will show what a counting triangle is: 1 2 2 3 3 3 4 4 4 4 ...And so on. Your challenge is to create a program that takes n as input and returns/prints one of these triangles to length n. Rules The program must take input n. The program must return a...

 
?
 
Wth
 
10:55 PM
This processing version if you have a string "10" and add one you get "101" if you divide "10" by 2 you get 5
So to convert from string to int you divide by 1
 
Can't you use unary +?
 
@flawr : but it’s to late for the current case isn’t it ?
 
11:09 PM
Java's Strings use win-1252 but their character codes use ISO_8859-1
Why
 
@ATaco Does it really matter?
 
String str = "Štring" where "Štring" is written in 1252 bytecode, works as intended. Reading that same string from a file encoded in 1252 matches byte for byte. But the character-code for Š is 352, which is outside a byte, every character code within a byte is part of the ISO_8859-1 encoding, which is almost identical, but differs in 8_ and 9_
And yes, It matters.
String s = "ša"; System.out.println((char)s.b[0]==s.charAt(0)); System.out.println((char)s.b[1]==s.charAt(1));
class c{public static void main(String[]a){
	String s = "ša";
	System.out.println((char)s.getBytes()[0]==s.charAt(0));
	System.out.println((char)s.getBytes()[1]==s.charAt(1));
}}
That code should print false\ntrue
Assuming it was correctly encoded in win-1252, not UTF-8.
 
Both should be false. Java uses UTF-16 internally.
 
Java Please
 
11:20 PM
better than win-wxyz or cp-uvw
 
System.err.println(("š").getBytes().length); is writing 1 for me.
However, on TIO, it prints 2.
I'm only incredibly confused right now.
 
@ATaco TIO uses OpenJDK, you must be on Oracle.
 
That is correct.
 
There you go.
OpenJDK also has a different hash function used in Hashmap and the like.
 
Oracle is evil. No other language bundles malware with its udates.
 
11:27 PM
The funny thing is, both the Oracle version and OpenJDK are maintained by Oracle.
 
@JanDvorak Oracle bundles malware with Java?
 
Don't tell me you never noticed
 
I didn't.
 
Wait you're right
 
Essentially just a new toolbar and default search engine for your IEdge browser
 
11:30 PM
There's crapware bundled with the Java installer
 
Crapware != Malware
Also, Flash still comes with McCrapee
 
Crapware = most of the time adware, which is a subset of malwares
 
> Malware, short for malicious software, is any software used to disrupt computer or mobile operations, gather sensitive information, gain access to private computer systems, or display unwanted advertising
 
I think the term you're looking for is "bloatware"
 
Redirecting your searches to their research counts as disrupting operations, as gathering sensitive information and as diplaying unwanted advertising
your web browser also counts as a private computer system
 
11:44 PM
wat
k bluetooth keyboard works
 
11:56 PM
go home github, you're drunk
 
@WheatWizard for the bounty what are you looking for? (Appeal to the crowd)
Is having more features better?
Like an actual usable language
 
@CheckOutTomato hahaha, maybe your system clock needs syncing
 
@ETHproductions It's synced according to timedatectl...
 

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