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1:00 PM
Morning
 
1:18 PM
@Slereah You good at GR?
 
1:33 PM
I'm alright
 
ok, you like cosmology at all?
 
It's not my best topic, but shoot
 
Right, so does the equation of state $w$ being $< -1$ have anything to do with $\dot{\Lambda}$ being $> 0$ in the Big Rip scenario?
 
I do not know
 
:/ All right, thanks
 
1:38 PM
Shouldn't that be pretty easy to check
 
I dunno, my book is not helpful at all
It goes way outside of what we're learning
Wikipedia ain't helping either
 
As far as I know, $w < -1$ is considered unlikely these days and yet the big rip scenario is still on
I think $w = -1$ is sufficient?
 
Well, I'm gonna need to know about $w < -1$ for the next test
And the Big Rip in general
@Slereah Oh right, I have one more question
Can the Big Crunch happen if phantom energy exists?
 
Probably?
 
Really?
 
1:43 PM
Depends on the respective densities of each form of matter
And their evolution with the redshift factor
 
But phantom energy's pressure will just keep decreasing as its volume increases, right?
So if it exists in any amount, won't a Big Rip be inevitable?
 
I can't say without checking it
Just try it for like
Basic matter + phantom matter
 
Phantom matter?
 
see the evolution of the redshift?
What do you mean by "phantom energy"
 
The energy whose equation of state $< -1$
 
1:45 PM
Do you mean phantom field or lambda vacuum energy
Those are phantom fields, yes
 
Lambda vacuum energy is dark energy, right?
 
yes
$w = -1$
 
K good, I got my head screwed on right...
@Slereah So what's phantom matter?
 
Well there aren't many possibilities for $w < -1$
One of them is phantom fields
 
1:47 PM
Which is basically like regular old field, with negative kinetic terms
 
Yep
@Slereah But there are others?
 
I think there's like
Quintessence
 
We only learned about phantom energy
 
Not a clue what it's supposed to be tho
 
Oye, this is confusing me
Wait, is phantom energy = phantom matter?
 
1:50 PM
@SirCumference what's the difference between energy and matter?
 
well it is a type of energy stemming from phantom fields, yes
 
@DHMO The thought of dark energy being matter just never came to mind
Or phantom energy, for that matter
 
why not
 
I dunno
 
Most forms of energy are associated to a matter field
 
1:56 PM
Dark matter refers to something completely different in astronomy
No one ever speaks about "phantom matter"
 
@SirCumference what is matter?
 
@DHMO baby don't hurt me
@DHMO I suppose just energy, considering their equivalence
I'm still confused on the whole Big Crunch stuff
@Slereah Is it solely dependent on the mass density of the universe being greater than $\rho_{\text{crit}}$, or can it be influenced by the existence of phantom energy, etc.?
 
I dunno
Would seem weird that it matters much, though
 
I mean the metric only depends on the stress energy tensor, in the end
 
2:01 PM
@SirCumference I suppose matter is trapped energy
 
If you have more positive energy than negative one, it doesn't matter too much
 
@Slereah I guess
Though I still need to understand all this critical density stuff
Oh, also
Does the mass density of the universe have anything to do with the Big Rip scenario?
 
2:14 PM
@Slereah hi!
you probably know a lot about Penrose diagrams
I need to learn the basics, do you know of any good reference?
something brief and simple please =P
 
Errr Wald?
Carroll?
Basically you just recast the metric in a conformally flat form
 
I'll probably go with carroll, I need to learn the basics
nothing rigorous, just to know what the symbols mean
@Slereah I'd like to develop some intuition
yeah, I'll read Carroll, thanks!
 
it's used to have a simple representation of the causal structure
since the causal structure is preserved under conformal transformation
And Minkowski space has a very easy to read causal structure
 
"easy" ha
not for me, I suck at diff. geom.
 
Well it's pretty easy
The light cones are just 45° lines
 
2:19 PM
yeah, but that means nothing to me
 
So finding out where causal curves go is just a matter of angles
There's no differential geometry involved there
It's all basic special relativity
 
can I say that I also suck at SR? =P
man I hate physics
 
Hi.Can Faraday's Law of Induction be applied to open circuits?
 
you can do whatever you want
the sky's the limit
 
user228700
2:22 PM
x'D
 
Cross cap drawn in a way such that the double line is visible as a circle
 
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The middle loop, if projected to 3D, becomes a line. This is the double line of the projective plane
 
@AccidentalFourierTransform then maybe you should focus on that
Before learning about penrose diagrams
 
Hi.I have a question.Can Faraday's Law of Induction be applied to open circuits?
 
2:26 PM
you can do whatever you want
the sky's the limit
@Slereah but I hate learning :-(
FML
 
Maybe sociology will be more your thing then
 
@AccidentalFourierTransform,Was that reply to me?
 
@Slereah lol
@ItachíUchiha perhaps.
 
Actual sociology
 
Could someone give me accurate answer?
 
2:36 PM
Faraday's law is part of Maxwell's laws of EM
It applies to all classical settings
 
But if the circuit is open and emf is it's ends,how will the current flow?
*there is emf between
 
If there is no current sounds like a pretty simple application
 
need to check
 
3:07 PM
@Secret btw for whom these are?
 
anyone who may concern
 
3:43 PM
sorry for troubling you guys is there a way to learn about power semiconductor devices in 4 hours?
 
no idea, sorry
 
Hey @AccidentalFourierTransform, can I ask whereabouts in Barcelona you work?
 
@EmilioPisanty I'm a student
@ Universitat de Barcelona
 
@AccidentalFourierTransform Castelldefels campus by any chance?
 
@EmilioPisanty nope, but IIRC that is close to my university
let me check the map
 
3:49 PM
no problem@AccidentalFourierTransform its okay.
 
@EmilioPisanty oh no, it is rather far from where I live/study :-S
 
@AccidentalFourierTransform yeah, I figured
 
@EmilioPisanty btw why do you ask?
 
@AccidentalFourierTransform I'm starting a postdoc at ICFO soon
 
@EmilioPisanty sweet :-D
I'll stop by some day to say hi
 
3:54 PM
@AccidentalFourierTransform yeah, I'll be happy to show you around
I can't give any lab tours 'cause I'm politely asked to keep my hands in my pockets when I do go into a lab
but I'll be happy to show you around
talk about physics 'n' whatnot
 
I take your word :-)
 
@EmilioPisanty on the grounds that experimental equipment goes wrong the moment a theoretician even goes near it :-)
 
@JohnRennie I've been able to successfully stand near experimental equipment without breaking it a number of times, thankfully
admittedly it was mostly not actively taking data
 
@AccidentalFourierTransform that's golden
 
4:05 PM
no, that was Fermi ;-)
 
@AccidentalFourierTransform so you're excluding Pauli?
 
ok no more puns for the rest of the day please
 
4:42 PM
@heather nineteen hats
 
@DanielSank agh!
 
5:07 PM
Hello, I need emergency help.
(with very simple questions)
Is anybody here?
 
yes but if it is about newtonian mechanics or electrostatics I cannot help
 
It's actually 100 times simpler.
 
hmm to me NM or ES are as hard as it gets
 
If you look through binoculars at something (e.g. a bird), then will the image at your fundi (bottom of your eye?) be upside-down or does it depend which side of the binocular you watch look through?
It's a dumb question, but I don't care.
 
if you dont see it upside down, then it is upside down
your brain will always invert it
 
5:13 PM
@ThomasTom Image on the retina is the inverted image of what you "see". This diagram <http://archive.cnx.org/resources/3544a449315d495866eecc596e6f8558e3d41409/PG11C‌​3_028.png> might help
 
@heather ::maniacal laughter::
 
do all the hats disappear tomorrow? or do we have one more day of hats?
yeah I just got a new hat!!
and if we have one more day of hats, tomorrow I'll get a new one ^.^
 
Thanks! But I got a two more questions. If you are in for example a transparent aquarium filled with water, looking at some object through the aquarium wall, will the object be bigger or smaller? And the second question is that if you place an object right at the focus of a convex lens, where will the image appear. I think it will be either at the double focus length, between the lens and the object, or also at the focus, but on the other side of the lens?
 
newtonian mechanics, electrostatics, electrodynamics, optics, thermodynamics, experimental physics, general relativity, condensed matter physics, biophysics, astrophysics, cosmology, ...
and the list goes on and on
I can only help with questions about QFT and maybe QM
 
5:37 PM
@ThomasTom You can calculate lateral magnification using the formula $|\frac{\mu_1v}{\mu_2u}|$
Take $R=\infty$ if the wall of the aquarium is flat.
@ThomasTom If you place an object at the focus of a convex lens then the image appears at infinite distance on the other side of the lens.
@AccidentalFourierTransform That's strange. You know Quantum Mechanics but not Newtonian Mechanics and Electrodyanamics :) Are you joking ?
 
5:52 PM
@anonymous not really. I think I could solve a basic problem in classical mechanics, but it would take me a lot of time and the method would be highly inefficient
Its been five years since the last time I added two forces, I dont remember any of that
also, its boring =P
 
$$F'(x) = f(b(x))b'(x) - f(a(x))a'(x)$$
 
$$ \lim_{x \rightarrow 0} \frac{1}{x} \int_0^{2 \ln(x+1)} \exp(\cos(t))\,dt$$
 
Could some one tell me that when a charge q is kept at certain distance from a plane , one side of the plane of gets -q induced charge and the other side gets +q. So the force on an arbitrary charge kept in space in between our charge q and the plane should be only due to our charge q since force due to opposite induced charges cancel . But by the method of images we get a force due to both our q and induced -q. Is it because the plane is grounded and the induced +q flows to the ground.
 
@BernardoMeurer ged danging it's my internets
 
I thought CA was like a modern state with good internet
 
6:00 PM
I think it's $2e$ because for small $x$ the integrand is $e$, and the upper limit is $2x$
 
Where the force of electric charges that repell come from ? Can this energy "run out" ?
 
arrgh
hate it when I spot a grammatical error in a comment of mine after the frigging five minutes period
 
@PearlSek It doesn't run out.
Force is not the same as energy.
Two things pushing against each other are not using up energy unless those things are also moving.
If your book is on the table, the book and table are pushing against each other, but they are not using up energy.
 
my book is using up my energy
 
Isn't energy needed to apply a force ?
 
Isn't energy needed to do work.
 
So there's something i don't quite understand
 
and so me put in work work work work work work
 
A particle that repells another makes the other particle have more velocity
so it has more kinetic energy ?
 
Hi
@AccidentalFourierTransform So are things in QM and QFT so different that one can even forget Newtons Physics?
 
6:24 PM
What i don't understand is that, is conservation of energy just something that is observed or is it derived from mathematics?
Wikipedia says something like this: "The conservation of energy is a common feature in many physical theories. From a mathematical point of view it is understood as a consequence of Noether's theorem, developed by Emmy Noether in 1915 and first published in 1918."
 
hi @SwapnilDas
 
@AccidentalFourierTransform Halp
 
well, the tools that people use in QM are indeed very different than those of classical mechanics
e.g., there are no forces
@BernardoMeurer tell me
 
@AccidentalFourierTransform What makes something accelerate then?
 
Ohk.
 
6:27 PM
@AccidentalFourierTransform The integral Daniel posted above
how to solve
or rather
the limit
 
@LuBu there are potentials, but not forces
@BernardoMeurer ok give me a minute
are you supposed to use some tool in particular?
l'hopital, Taylor, Leibnitz?
 
@AccidentalFourierTransform No Taylor or Leibnitz
 
so L'hopital is ok?
$$
\lim_{x \rightarrow 0} \frac{1}{x} \int_0^{2 \ln(x+1)}\mathrm dt\ \exp(\cos(t))=\lim_{x\to 0}\frac{\mathrm d}{\mathrm dx}\int_0^{2 \ln(x+1)}\mathrm dt\ \exp(\cos(t))
$$
right?
 
@AccidentalFourierTransform A last question if you don't mind. Is Newtonian Mechanics derivable from QM?
 
Wat, why is the exponent out of the integral?
 
6:31 PM
@SwapnilDas yes but it is very complicated and the picture is not completely clear as far as I know. There is not a complete consensus
@BernardoMeurer lol, physicists notation. It is inside, we just like to write $\mathrm dt$ to the far left for some reason
 
@AccidentalFourierTransform :) I see. So you studied it long back ! 5 years..wow!
 
@AccidentalFourierTransform Bah, use analysis notation plox :P
And where did the 1/x go?
 
@BernardoMeurer $$\lim_{x \rightarrow 0} \frac{1}{x} \int_0^{2 \ln(x+1)} \exp(\cos(t))\ \mathrm dt=\lim_{x\to 0}\frac{\mathrm d}{\mathrm dx}\int_0^{2 \ln(x+1)}\ \exp(\cos(t))\ \mathrm dt$$
@BernardoMeurer recall that $$\lim_{x\to0}\frac{f(x)}{g(x)}=\lim_{x\to 0}\frac{f'(x)}{g'(x)}$$
 
Ah, derp
Yes
 
(provided the assumptions of L'Hopital theorem are satisfied, of course)
@BernardoMeurer so far so good, right?
 
6:34 PM
Yessir
 
do you know how to evaluate $$\frac{\mathrm d}{\mathrm dx}\int_{a(x)}^{b(x)}F(t)\mathrm dt$$
?
 
now just apply the fundamental thm to integral
yeah
Exactly
 
In calculus, Leibniz's rule' for differentiation under the integral sign, named after Gottfried Leibniz, states that for an integral of the form ∫ y 0 y 1 f ( x , y ) d y {\displaystyle \int _{y_{0}}^{y_{1}}f(x,y)\,\mathrm {d} y} ...
just in case
 
Cannot use that
 
6:36 PM
Ah
Wait
 
its just the fundamental theorem in disguise
 
Yes I can
 
so we have
$$
\lim_{x\to 0}\frac{\mathrm d}{\mathrm dx}\int_0^{2 \ln(x+1)}\ \exp(\cos(t))\ \mathrm dt=\lim_{x\to 0}\exp(\cos(2 \ln(x+1)))\left[\frac{2}{x+1}\right]
$$
right?
 
yep
in this case, there is a simpler method
I think
one that doesnt require you to remember Leibnitz formula
actually, nevermind
with what you know, that's probably what you're expected to do
 
6:42 PM
Yeah, I think so too
Thanks for holding my hand through it :P
 
You live in Spain, right?
 
yes, Barcelona
(though Im from Madrid)
 
I might go there this year
I'm in Lisbon
 
nice!
tourism? or academics?
 
6:45 PM
Tourism, Primavera Sound
Want to see BadBadNotGood and Death Grips
 
cool
Im looking at the programme right now and I don't know any of the artists :-/
oh wait
the zombies
 
Death grips is like heavy metal experimental hip hop
and bbng is just jazz
 
im so out of touch lol
 
This is what I listen to when solving integrals
 
im listening to "BADBADNOTGOOD - CAN'T LEAVE THE NIGHT" and it sounds really good
 
6:50 PM
BBNG is an amazing band, really, and they're all like 23 or so
When they released their first album they were all 19 and it was already amazing
 
@BernardoMeurer death grips is weird af
it must be awesome to see them live
 
@AccidentalFourierTransform Yes, they are very, very weird
Exactly!
 
people must go wild
 
oh man
now i want to go clubbing
thanks >:-(
 
6:57 PM
Damn Mac DeMarco is going to Primavera Sound too
it will be one badass festival
Mac DeMarco
 
according to wikipedia, DG collaborated with Les Claypool o.O
 
You might realise I have a very weird taste in music :P
 
:: five seconds in::
 
6:58 PM
They did this with him
 
I dont know what to think about "another one"
is this some kind of ironic artist?
 

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