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7:43 PM
I like that idea a skeleton
 
Seriously, no code-golf puns?
 
@DJMcMayhem stop
@ZacharyT you too
 
Or do I actually have to create one out of thin Jelly, sorry I mean air.
 
@EriktheOutgolfer Why did you change your name? Erik the Golfer sounded better rhythmically.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I'm not sure how long I can go sans any puns
 
7:45 PM
stop pls
 
For what it's Forth, I'm running out of ideas.
Wait, I C another one.
 
holy crud
 
I C what you did there...
 
I should get a warning or something if I accidentally modify a session variable in an if statement
 
Now, I think my I-D-as R totally done.
 
7:47 PM
me too, gotta Dash
 
Now, I'm resorting to the BASICs.
 
Stop stealing my puns. I'll Bash yer head in.
Go and think of your own!
 
I'll Batcher every one of them.
 
We're really causing a Racket in here.
Hey, that pun was pretty Groovy
 
7:48 PM
Well, looks like we rotted this APL to the core.
 
These puns shall be killed with Pythons
 
im not gonna make it
pls spare me
 
O K.
 
fueled with the coffee named Java, created by JavaScript
Too bad your highest grade was a C++
Or should I say C?
Ok I'm done
 
ba dum tss
 
7:49 PM
.-.
 
What, do you want to go to Java. No, it was a B.
 
You shall never C me for a while
 
Where are you gonna sleep? Kotlin?
 
Well, I C#.
 
We get it. There are so many languages it's hard to get through a sentence without accidentally mentioning one.
 
7:50 PM
Y'all are Swift
 
Apparently we are a pun Assembly line
 
And who's getting their brainf'd right now with these puns?
 
And this is just the Prolog...
 
Just go to the circle of hell named, Malbolge.
 
To bad you can't find Ruby On Rails or everyone near trains will be rich!
 
7:51 PM
all of these are really just pushing it anyway
that malbolge one doesn't even count as a pun
 
Pascal is quite mad at you
 
even though it's still painful
@PythonMaster that isn't even a pun
 
I like me some Jelly.
 
Wait, I found a gem! It's a ruby (bad, I know).
 
if you want puns, go look through the transcript for trichoplax's messages
 
7:52 PM
The quality of puns in here does seem to have diminished
 
^
 
I know, these puns are so 15 bc
 
I like to drink homebrew.
 
It's like they're in BETA
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Haha I never thought I'd get credit for my appalling puns
 
7:52 PM
ok screw this I'm outta here see y'all
 
You apt to get better puns.
 
@trichoplax I mean, they're better than these at least
 
have a perl of wisdom: stop before you get brainfucked.
 
I live in Area 66... or should I say, Coral 66
 
@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ * you are apt, and that's actually not bad
 
7:53 PM
Isn't as (be)fun(ge) as it was Bfore.
Sorry, B*Forth*
 
@PythonMaster where the fuck are these even coming from
 
You got to COMIT to your puns
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I think the difference is that mine are puns which are very bad, whereas some of these are not even puns
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ You got to CHILL en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_programming_languages
 
you guys are so basic
 
7:54 PM
Or maybe we are dogs
 
@trichoplax yeah, that's probably it
 
Some of them R easy (one letters), and the BASIC one is so BASIC and cliche.
 
Commit to a better future.
 
@ZacharyT git gud
 
LET us just GOTO the END of this already.
 
7:54 PM
Join Java or get a F
 
@J843136028 Can you solve this puzzle?
> Please hang up and try again.
When you do, follow the instructions.
 
You're not being so Nice
 
Anyone know a girl named Julia?
 
Maybe you should eat some Pizza
 
@ZacharyT Yes, please.
 
7:55 PM
THAT WAS A+ PUN.
in case you can't tell.
 
Oh SNAP!
 
._.
 
Yes, all the words in italics are in the Wikipedia list of coding languages
 
ok you know it's bad when dennis types things normally only the goat types
 
I feel a *SPARK*1
 
7:56 PM
such as "._."
 
We're missing a r in Unicon
 
Ok. This is getting annoying now. Could these be spread out over time, and not said all at once?
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Too bad you can't Xpand your knowledge
 
@J843136028 Well done! You solved it.
 
7:57 PM
I mean Xtend
 
Yeah, I'll just STOP this now. It's one thing to annoy Easterly, but Dennis? That bowl of Jelly is already eaten. I'm just going to stare at the Lua (moon).
 
I probably won't kick for a bad pun (I make plenty...) but for a duplicate of a pun from a few minutes earlier...
 
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7:58 PM
And with that, I M done.
 
8:09 PM
Anyone else's retina-e hurting?
 

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