I like that idea a skeleton

Seriously, no code-golf puns?

@DJMcMayhem stop

@ZacharyT you too

Or do I actually have to create one out of thin Jelly, sorry I mean air.

@EriktheOutgolfer Why did you change your name? Erik the Golfer sounded better rhythmically.

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I'm not sure how long I can go sans any puns

stop pls

For what it's Forth, I'm running out of ideas.

Wait, I C another one.

holy crud

I C what you did there...

I should get a warning or something if I accidentally modify a session variable in an if statement

Now, I think my I-D-as R totally done.

me too, gotta Dash

Now, I'm resorting to the BASICs.

Stop stealing my puns. I'll Bash yer head in.

Go and think of your own!

I'll Batcher every one of them.

We're really causing a Racket in here.

Hey, that pun was pretty Groovy

stop pls

Well, looks like we rotted this APL to the core.

These puns shall be killed with Pythons

im not gonna make it

pls spare me

O K.

fueled with the coffee named Java, created by JavaScript

Too bad your highest grade was a C++

Or should I say C?

Ok I'm done

ba dum tss

.-.

What, do you want to go to Java. No, it was a B.

You shall never C me for a while

Where are you gonna sleep? Kotlin?

Well, I C#.

We get it. There are so many languages it's hard to get through a sentence without accidentally mentioning one.

Y'all are Swift

Apparently we are a pun Assembly line

And who's getting their brainf'd right now with these puns?

And this is just the Prolog...

Just go to the circle of hell named, Malbolge.

To bad you can't find Ruby On Rails or everyone near trains will be rich!

all of these are really just pushing it anyway

that malbolge one doesn't even count as a pun

Pascal is quite mad at you

even though it's still painful

@PythonMaster that isn't even a pun

I like me some Jelly.

Wait, I found a gem! It's a ruby (bad, I know).

if you want puns, go look through the transcript for trichoplax's messages

The quality of puns in here does seem to have diminished

^

I know, these puns are so 15 bc

I like to drink homebrew.

It's like they're in BETA

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Haha I never thought I'd get credit for my appalling puns

ok screw this I'm outta here see y'all

You apt to get better puns.

have a perl of wisdom: stop before you get brainfucked.

I live in Area 66... or should I say, Coral 66

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ * you are apt, and that's actually not bad

Isn't as (be)fun(ge) as it was Bfore.

Sorry, B*Forth*

@PythonMaster where the fuck are these even coming from

You got to COMIT to your puns

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I think the difference is that mine are puns which are very bad, whereas some of these are not even puns

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ You got to CHILL en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_programming_languages

you guys are so basic

Or maybe we are dogs

@trichoplax yeah, that's probably it

Some of them R easy (one letters), and the BASIC one is so BASIC and cliche.

Commit to a better future.

@ZacharyT git gud

LET us just GOTO the END of this already.

Join Java or get a F

@J843136028 Can you solve this puzzle?

> Please hang up and try again.

When you do, follow the instructions.

You're not being so Nice

Anyone know a girl named Julia?

Maybe you should eat some Pizza

@ZacharyT Yes, please.

THAT WAS A+ PUN.

in case you can't tell.

Oh SNAP!

._.

Yes, all the words in italics are in the Wikipedia list of coding languages

ok you know it's bad when dennis types things normally only the goat types

I feel a *SPARK*1

such as "._."

We're missing a r in Unicon

Ok. This is getting annoying now. Could these be spread out over time, and not said all at once?

^

Too bad you can't Xpand your knowledge

@J843136028 Well done! You solved it.

I mean Xtend

Yeah, I'll just STOP this now. It's one thing to annoy Easterly, but Dennis? That bowl of Jelly is already eaten. I'm just going to stare at the Lua (moon).

I probably won't kick for a bad pun (I make plenty...) but for a duplicate of a pun from a few minutes earlier...

@ZacharyT -.-

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And with that, I M done.

Anyone else's retina-e hurting?