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DJMcMayhem

19:43

I like that idea a skeleton

Zachary T

Seriously, no code-golf puns?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@DJMcMayhem stop

@ZacharyT you too

Zachary T

Or do I actually have to create one out of thin Jelly, sorry I mean air.

J843136028

@EriktheOutgolfer Why did you change your name? Erik the Golfer sounded better rhythmically.

DJMcMayhem

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I'm not sure how long I can go sans any puns

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

19:45

stop pls

Zachary T

For what it's Forth, I'm running out of ideas.

Wait, I C another one.

Gabriel Benamy

holy crud

FlipTack

I C what you did there...

Gabriel Benamy

I should get a warning or something if I accidentally modify a session variable in an if statement

Zachary T

Now, I think my I-D-as R totally done.

FlipTack

19:47

me too, gotta Dash

Zachary T

Now, I'm resorting to the BASICs.

FlipTack

Stop stealing my puns. I'll Bash yer head in.

Go and think of your own!

Zachary T

I'll Batcher every one of them.

FlipTack

We're really causing a Racket in here.

Hey, that pun was pretty Groovy

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

stop pls

Zachary T

19:48

Well, looks like we rotted this APL to the core.

PythonMaster

These puns shall be killed with Pythons

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

im not gonna make it

pls spare me

Zachary T

O K.

PythonMaster

fueled with the coffee named Java, created by JavaScript

Too bad your highest grade was a C++

Or should I say C?

Ok I'm done

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

ba dum tss

FlipTack

19:49

.-.

Zachary T

What, do you want to go to Java. No, it was a B.

PythonMaster

You shall never C me for a while

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

Where are you gonna sleep? Kotlin?

Zachary T

Well, I C#.

trichoplax

We get it. There are so many languages it's hard to get through a sentence without accidentally mentioning one.

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

19:50

Y'all are Swift

PythonMaster

Apparently we are a pun Assembly line

Zachary T

And who's getting their brainf'd right now with these puns?

FlipTack

And this is just the Prolog...

Zachary T

Just go to the circle of hell named, Malbolge.

PythonMaster

To bad you can't find Ruby On Rails or everyone near trains will be rich!

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

19:51

all of these are really just pushing it anyway

that malbolge one doesn't even count as a pun

PythonMaster

Pascal is quite mad at you

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

even though it's still painful

@PythonMaster that isn't even a pun

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

I like me some Jelly.

Zachary T

Wait, I found a gem! It's a ruby (bad, I know).

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

if you want puns, go look through the transcript for trichoplax's messages

trichoplax

19:52

The quality of puns in here does seem to have diminished

FlipTack

PythonMaster

I know, these puns are so 15 bc

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

I like to drink homebrew.

PythonMaster

It's like they're in BETA

trichoplax

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Haha I never thought I'd get credit for my appalling puns

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

19:52

ok screw this I'm outta here see y'all

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

You apt to get better puns.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@trichoplax I mean, they're better than these at least

Gabriel Benamy

have a perl of wisdom: stop before you get brainfucked.

PythonMaster

I live in Area 66... or should I say, Coral 66

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ * you are apt, and that's actually not bad

Zachary T

19:53

Isn't as (be)fun(ge) as it was Bfore.

Sorry, B*Forth*

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@PythonMaster where the fuck are these even coming from

PythonMaster

You got to COMIT to your puns

trichoplax

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I think the difference is that mine are puns which are very bad, whereas some of these are not even puns

PythonMaster

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ You got to CHILL en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_programming_languages

Gabriel Benamy

you guys are so basic

PythonMaster

19:54

Or maybe we are dogs

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@trichoplax yeah, that's probably it

Zachary T

Some of them R easy (one letters), and the BASIC one is so BASIC and cliche.

noɥʇʎԀʎzɐɹƆ

Commit to a better future.

Gabriel Benamy

@ZacharyT git gud

Zachary T

LET us just GOTO the END of this already.

PythonMaster

19:54

Join Java or get a F

wizzwizz4

@J843136028 Can you solve this puzzle?

> Please hang up ~~and try again~~.

When you do, follow the instructions.

PythonMaster

You're not being so Nice

Zachary T

Anyone know a girl named Julia?

PythonMaster

Maybe you should eat some Pizza

Dennis

@ZacharyT Yes, please.

Zachary T

19:55

THAT WAS A+ PUN.

in case you can't tell.

PythonMaster

Oh SNAP!

Dennis

._.

PythonMaster

Yes, all the words in italics are in the Wikipedia list of coding languages

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

ok you know it's bad when dennis types things normally only the goat types

PythonMaster

I feel a *SPARK*1

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

19:56

such as "._."

PythonMaster

We're missing a r in Unicon

wizzwizz4

Ok. This is getting annoying now. Could these be spread out over time, and not said all at once?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

PythonMaster

Too bad you can't Xpand your knowledge

wizzwizz4

@J843136028 Well done! You solved it.

PythonMaster

19:57

I mean Xtend

Zachary T

Yeah, I'll just STOP this now. It's one thing to annoy Easterly, but Dennis? That bowl of Jelly is already eaten. I'm just going to stare at the Lua (moon).

trichoplax

I probably won't kick for a bad pun (I make plenty...) but for a duplicate of a pun from a few minutes earlier...

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@ZacharyT -.-

PythonMaster

pungenerator.org

Dennis

← 103 messages moved from The Nineteenth Byte

Zachary T

19:58

And with that, I M done.

Zachary T

20:09

Anyone else's retina-e hurting?

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