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10:01 AM
Let's make a programming language. It will have no plan, other than to be simple to parse, or not requiring parsing, and it will just have commands put in by anybody who wants to add them.
 
10:16 AM
HeyyyyyyyyyyeH
 
Oh well...
 
That's a 150GB single logfile. And that's the compressed size.
 
Wow o_O
I hadn't noticed the size of the file
 
About 750GB uncompressed.
 
10:18 AM
Wow
 
is the programming language idea good? If so, what should we call it?
 
@DestructibleWatermelon github.com/ConorOBrien-Foxx/Comm
Already exists
 
why does my brain do this ;_;
I always have the same idea as other people
 
Someone know a Ruby image processing library? I want to transform Y into Mathematica add some image processing capabilities to Y
Fetching gem metadata from rubygems.org..
Fetching version metadata from rubygems.org.
Could not find gem 'camellia x86-mingw32' in any of the gem sources listed in
your Gemfile or available on this machine.
:/
 
@mınxomaτ woah dude
 
10:35 AM
ping
:D Internet is back
 
I've always wanted to do this, but someone beat me to it: Speech synthesizer using a single, physical piano.
Also creepy as fck.
 
CMC: Create an esolang named CreepyAsFuck
 
@TheveryevilROFLcopter relevant
 
Ik
        ɭ"Modules/Image.rb"
TkPackage can't find package Img
;______________;
@ASCII-only LOL your profile pic
 
Damnit it was supposed to be spooky
 
10:46 AM
Brb transforming my profile pic to be a very scary evil ROFLcopter
My connection went down for a second nvm
 
11:04 AM
Changed the profile pic
Huh for some reason it don't changed
        ɭ"Modules/Image.rb"
{"CreateImage"=>#<Proc:0x3120678@(eval):17>, "LoadImage"=>#<Proc:0x3120660@(eval):21>, :Ans=>{...}}
        CreateImage
nil
WTF
Wait
I am very stupid
 
11:55 AM
esolangs.org/wiki/Special:ListUsers Spambots, spambots everywhere
 
What? You don't think "776 buy viagra" is a real username? :P
 
12:10 PM
0
Q: number of ways of deleting characters in string to make it a palindrome?

LeoMessiI want to know the total number of ways of deleting characters in string to make it a palindrome ? Please Help.

 
@NewMainPosts Here is the number of ways: Put on hold
I created a basic esolang as a turing machine :D
CMC: Brainfuck intepreter as a turing machine
 
9
A: How can we help users who are put off by the use of golfing languages?

Vi.De-emphasize code-golf And concentrate on other challenges, tricks and hacks with the code where golfing languages are less advantaged. Make PPCG more about Programming Puzzles than about Code Golf.

I don't see how we can do this
 
By creating more fastest-code, test-battery, KoTH, etc...
 
KoTH is fine, but is frowned upon, there aren't many ones because they aren't easy
 
@TheveryevilROFLcopter Wtf the link was not copied
 
12:18 PM
@TheveryevilROFLcopter I'd also like to see more of these, and
 
@trichoplax But I thought code challenge is frowned upon
 
@Anyone do you think there would be any advantages in creating a chat room for us to collaboratively create challenges
 
A is a challenge with a custom scoring
is frowned upon
 
Oh whoops
 
12:23 PM
1
Q: Sum of neighbours

Bassdrop CumberwubwubwubThis should be a fairly simple challenge. For an array of numbers, generate an array where for every element all neighbouring elements are added to itself, and return the sum of that array. Here is the transformation which occurs on the input array [1,2,3,4,5] [1,2,3,4,5] => [1+2, 2+1+3, 3+2+4...

 
@ASCII-only Who frowns on ?
My two favourite of my own challenges are
 
I think I'm getting tags mixed up ;_;
 
Ah OK - I was worried for a moment... :)
@ASCII-only There's certainly a use for a chat room for collaborating on a specific challenge.
There are some of these already.
 
But what about challenges in general
 
12:34 PM
1
Q: How old is that map?

corvus_192Referencing xkcd 1688: Your task is to deduct the age of a map by asking the user questions. These question must be exactly the same as in the xkcd guide, except from the capitalisation and additional newline(s). Additionally, you should give the user some options to choose from, which don't ha...

 
There's no reason not to create a "Creating challenges" room, but you might be better raising ideas here in TNB first, and then creating a room if one of the ideas needs a lot of discussion
 
vvv......^^^~vvv.^^^~v~v~v.^^~vv......^^~v~v.^^~v~v.^^^~vv~v.^^~vv. Stape code to print $
 
So I think we need to increase challenge quality a lot
 
Do you mean better ideas, or better implementation (test case, rules)?
 
Better ideas
Also looks like code challenge is mainly quines/polyglots with a few palindromes
Do we have a challenge to write a quine chain that when put together fill up a ractangle without spaces and without overlaps?
 
12:50 PM
There seem to be a wide variety of code challenges to me. Have you looked at them highest voted first?
 
Woah, 281 votes, 141 answers
But it's code trolling
 
I like [code-challenge], and I don't like quines or palindrome code. My favorite one (of course I'm clearly baised) is mastermind horse battery staple.
 
Looks like a lot of the more polular ones are image based
 
I think that's true for most challenge types
 
vv~v.^~v.^^~vv.^~v.^^~vv.^^~vv..^^^~vvv..^^^~vvv.^^~vv..^^~v~v.^~v.^~v.^~v.^^~v~v.^~v.^^~v~v.^~v.^^~v~v.^~v.^^~vv.^^~vv.^^~vv.^^^~vv~v.^^~v~v.^^^~vv~v.^^~vv.^^~vv.^~v.^~v.^^^~v~vv.^^~vv.......^^^~v~vv.^^~vv.^^~vv.^~v.^^^~v~vv.^^^~v~vv.^^~vv.^^~vv.^^^~v~vv.^^~vv..^^^~v~vv.^^~v~v.^^~v~v.^^^~v~vv.^^~v~v.^^~v~v.^^^~v~vv.^^~vv.^^~vv.^^~vv.^^^~v~vv....^^^~v~vv.^^~v~v.^^~v~v.^^^~v~vv.^^~v~v.^^~v~v.^~v.^^^~v~vv.^^~vv.^^~vv.^^~vv..^^^~v~vv.
Hello world in stape
 
12:55 PM
0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

jacksonecacInput into your program a black and white image. (png, jpg, etc) Convert the image to a 2-d matrix of pixels. Where each index is the grayscale value of the image. Take each index of the matrix and average the 8 pixels around it. Then replace that index with the average. For example if you had...

 
@Geobits Whoa. You're looking slightly ... deader ... than your usual self. You feeling OK?
 
It's been a rough week.
 
Well, TGIF and all that.
 
145
A: What is the worst real-world macros/pre-processor abuse you've ever come across?

Frank#include <iostream> #define System S s;s #define public #define static #define void int #define main(x) main() struct F{void println(char* s){std::cout << s << std::endl;}}; struct S{F out;}; public static void main(String[] args) { System.out.println("Hello World!"); } Challenge: Can anyone...

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How can anyone assume the bounty is even possible to achieve in its entirety here???
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Q: List of first n prime numbers most efficiently and in shortest code

OptimusRules are simple: First n primes (not primes below n), should be printed to standard output separated by newlines (primes should be generated within the code) primes cannot be generated by an inbuilt function or through a library, i.e. use of a inbuilt or library function such as, prime = get_n...

 
@ErikTheGolfer Why wouldn't it be? looks like the language can do two-counter additive
That bounty description is pretty annoying though
3
 
The doc of a CPU architecture in a bounty...
 
@quartata Of course it is, that's because there is apparently no limit to that. But, no newlines either, so... good luck reading that!!
[TODO list, core devs: Put a limit on bounty descriptions!]
 
Go write it on Meta?
 
@TheveryevilROFLcopter Maybe... but long descriptions might be needed for some reason I still don't know, but I will post it. Anyways, such bounty descriptions are something I do not endorse or support, so I'm not going to write an answer just for that reason. If you want, you can edit your question, but, please, for readability's sake, do not do those long descriptions. Just a little favor, not much going on.
 
1:16 PM
> so I'm not going to write an answer just for that reason. If you want, you can edit your question, but, please, for readability's sake, do not do those long descriptions. Just a little favor, not much going on.
 
@Dennis Ahh... floating point math struggles!!!
 
Wat
Answer on what? Edit what question?
 
@TheveryevilROFLcopter "just for that reason" I mean that there must be some other reason except of the bounty to write such an answer.
 
@TheveryevilROFLcopter I mean that, put the long description on a footer of the question itself, but the bounty description is to be kept short, not long. I've seen this sort of thing in the past too.
 
1:20 PM
Or, you know, just don't put a language spec in the bounty description. That's what links to docs are for. It would look just fine without all that.
 
@AgentCrazyPython There is this meta post for bounties without deadline (and since your bounty is really long it's a good idea to post it here and not as a bounty), and a link to the GH repo is sufficient
 
@El'endiaStarman You are right, I think many times a discovery was just waiting to be made, and it was only a matter of time until someone discovered it. Especially in physics, math or chemistry.
 
It was only a matter of time before someone discovered the staircase didn't leave enough headroom for people over six foot tall to stand upright.
 
There are so many things that have been discovered multiple times by different persons in a short period of time, and I think that certianly supports that.
@Geobits Everyone knows that you shouldn't block staircases.
@Geobits +1 for your halloweeny avatar!
 
Block? No, I mean it was planned stupidly.
@flawr Thanks :D
 
1:35 PM
@Geobits Fun fact: Due to how the height calculation worked in the original Doom video game, you could make one-way stairs where the player could navigate up the stairs but not back down.
 
@TheveryevilROFLcopter No, it has a deadline (so it won't exactly fit there), but, I really think it would fit better on the bottom of the question rather than the description of the bounty, which has very little letters in an annoyingly yellowish background etc. etc.
That's because it's intended to work as a normal bounty too.
 
Doom levels in general could have really screwy geometry. Thank goodness we don't do sectors anymore
 
The language spec shouldn't be in the question or the bounty description.
 
Bounty don't go on the footer of questions
 
@Geobits Not the language spec, the rest. There is a link, that's fine!
@TheveryevilROFLcopter Well, I don't think there is another way to make it readable enough.
 
1:38 PM
"The rest" is "do this in X language, here's a link!" Which is fine for the bounty banner.
 
The bounty should simply be Perform this in Wentelx87. Link to the docs: github.com/CrazyPython/wentelx87.
 
^
Nothing needs to be in the question about it at all.
 
Actually, this is the whole description.
 
@Geobits what is that spooky avatar
 
It's a downskull
 
1:39 PM
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Q: find the period of one division

RosLuPWe have a division a/b where a is one not negative integer, and b is one positive integer. Write the complete program, or a function that from the input a and b, return the period of the division a/b. It wins who can handle numbers with b prime and b>100000, and if they can handle them, the more ...

 
…really
 
@quartata I found it fascinating to learn that Wolfenstein 3D (the original) is simply a top-down 2D shooter.
 
@Geobits Where's Marky?
 
Sleeping. Should I wake him?
@EriktheGolfer The point is that none of that needs to be there at all.
 
@TimmyD Doom really is too. It just has special information for the ceilings in each sector.
Wolfenstein couldn't have ceilings with different heights haha
 
1:41 PM
@Geobits Just the link. Also, "a little birdie told me that...". That's called noise where I live.
 
That's what I've been saying :/
 
@El'endiaStarman When are you going to get a halloweeny avatar?
 
@TimmyD That's a feature, not a bug: "Never back down"
 
@Geobits If Marky has been infected by xkcd then sure wake him :P
 
@flawr Probably not since that would mean changing it on C.SE.
 
1:42 PM
@quartata Yeah. It's really cool reading up on all the insane tweaks and hacks they did back then to make the game look 3D when it was anything but.
 
Then again, I hardly do anything there these days besides handling flags...
 
@quartata Sorry, I've been lazy this week. He still thinks he's on the Enterprise :(
@El'endiaStarman Or changing your parent chat user and avoiding C.SE's chat rooms for the month :P
 
@El'endiaStarman Why? You can change them seperately.
 
@Geobits Wake him up anyways; that's fine
 
@Geobits That'd strip me of my chat mod privileges everywhere.
 
1:43 PM
Wait what?
 
@flawr Only the parent user site avatar shows up in chat.
 
That's a terrible design if true.
 
@El'endiaStarman I don't think so, I've tried that at least with SO, and it did not change here on PPCG (my parent user)
 
@TimmyD Even though it was glitchy as shit I always considered Duke Nukem to be the coolest technology-wise of those 2.5D shooters
 
@El'endiaStarman Bad chat design, then? It needs to be fixed, we need freedom!
 
1:45 PM
@flawr Aren't you from Switzerland? They don't care about Halloween in Switzerland, do they?
 
@flawr SO uses a different chat than the rest of SE.
 
@flawr SO chat and SE chat (and MSE chat) are different networks.
 
@quartata Best gameplay, too.
 
@quartata Done. He's in The Block.
 
@Geobits True, there, I am Έρικ Κωνσταντόπουλος, anywhere on SE 2.0 chat, I am Erik the Golfer. It's annoying to say "I'm Έρικ Κωνσταντόπουλος but this is my parent-site account."
 
1:48 PM
@Fatalize There used to be something slightly similar that is now getting mixed up with the importet Halloween traditions.
But TNB is in the internet which is definitely not in switzerland^^
 
Hmm didn't know that
(there isn't even a page about it in English)
 
But in french, isn't that sufficient for you?=)
 
It is
But it shows that no one outside Switzerland knows this thing :p
 
And it seems most people in switzerland also don't remember/confuse it with halloween.
 
o/
 
1:52 PM
Whatever, I just think it is fun to see how much people are invested in this in some places.
And sometimes I'd love to participate=)
 
2:03 PM
90% of Prolog's question on SO since september are certainly from students that started a Prolog course
though tbf 90% of all Prolog questions probably come from that situation ._.
 
I think that applies to most languages. September is a magical month on SO :P
 
"I just started learning [X], how do I [Y]"
 
Eternal September
 
Wake me up when it ends
 
Wake Me Up When September Ends
dammit
 
2:09 PM
can't wake up
 
They have a new album. 0_0
 
Woot
 
Just saw this posted elsewhere and figured you folks would get a kick out of it.
 
@TimmyD Crazy to think that this is what our current specs will look like in a decade or two.
 
That has been posted over 9000 times
@El'endiaStarman lul an i7 and a 1080
 
2:12 PM
@betseg False! Not even carets have been posted over 9000 times! :P
 
lul terabyte hdds
 
^^^
 
@El'endiaStarman Yeah. I just last month plunked down about $3700 for a laptop that's like more than an order of magnitude faster than my desktop from 10 years ago. I can't even fathom what another 10 years will be like.
 
I am amused by the fact that West Africa Time is abbreviated WAT. Everytime I see it I just say it in my head.
 
2:15 PM
@DJMcMayhem Who does?
 
Green day
@Yodle wat
 
@Yodle wat
 
@Yodle I have a bilingual one for you. Waktu Indonesia Barat is West Indonesia Time, while Waktu Indonesia Timur is East Indonesia Time. So close, and yet so far.
@DJMcMayhem Sweet. Should check that out
 
OK, this might seem like a weird question, but what do you see on my PPCG profile?
 
Sadness, mixed with some loneliness.
 
2:19 PM
@Geobits Dang, dude.
 
Two quotes, some things you did, and a code golf hall of fame. Plus an image with poor spelling
 
@DJMcMayhem A 'normal' internet bio
 
@TimmyD Yeah, that felt a bit harsh, even if not serious. Too far?
 
@Geobits nah, lol
 
Good. Cause it really does.
 
2:20 PM
That's really weird, it 404's for me
 
No 404 here
 
@Geobits I'm thick-skinned
 
@DJMcMayhem Clearly, SE wants you to learn about yourself by introspection, not looking at your own profile page.
 
This is the first time I have seen a spoiler block in a profile
 
@DJMcMayhem Maybe that's the source of your loneliness. Thick skin doesn't allow people in :P
 
2:22 PM
Even weirder is that it 404s on my all of my accounts across the network...
 
On just your accounts?
That... doesn't seem normal.
 
Yeah. 0_0 everyone else's are fine
 
Huh. Well if you aren't lonely now, SE is clearly trying to change that.
 
I should point out that "drinking coffee" isn't a pastime. It's an addiction. Same goes for code golf...
TIL the correct spelling of pastime
 
An addiction is just something you do far pastime you should have stopped.
 
2:24 PM
Clearly SE is trying to convince you that you don't exist
 
> far pastime
 
@TheveryevilROFLcopter Thanks! The pun wasn't obvious enough without the quote.
 
I've been on code golf for two years. Clearly it must be an addiction
 
@Geobits It wasn't obvious for me until you said it was a pun o_o
 
:(
 
Sorry mate
 
@Geobits Don't worry, I caught it
 
It's official: Geobits' sense of humour is too subtle
 
That must be true because of the lastime he made a pun
 
@trichoplax No such thing
 
2:27 PM
(no pun intended)
 
Don't make us start cowpuns again
 
@DJMcMayhem Not just the last time. I've made many puns today, and thought that some of them would land, but no pun in ten did.
3
>_>
 
They don't appeal to your bovine sense of humour?
 
@Geobits Which one: a sense of humor, subtlety, Geobits, or your sense of humor?
 
@Geobits hehe
 
2:29 PM
@Sherlock9 official
 
Duly noted :D
 
@Poke remember that thing i was having problems with before and you thought it was cause of iFrames?
 
Were the iFrames framed?
 
@Yodle you mean yesterday
 
Turns out it wasn't iframes, just regular frames :D
 
2:30 PM
...
 
> There was this woman who got charged with attacking her husband with a guitar. The judge asked her, "first offender?" So she responds, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender".
 
Bad, but not bad enough to star :P
 
@Geobits I mark out my pun landing sites with some good long branches and some glue so I can really stick my landings
 
@DJMcMayhem She must have been really amped up.
 
@Yodle What can I say? I know my stuff, bubs.
 
2:33 PM
Well I figured out how to do it, so it should work now
However, someone else at work needs to call a function within a frame, and apparently that's a lot more difficult.
 
uh yeah...
well it depends
if it's on the same domain it's not too bad
if it's on a different domain it's cross site scripting
so you'd need to go through postMessage or w/e
 
@Sherlock9 What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and glue?
 
You can tune a piano, but you cant tuna fish
 
Yep!
 
I thought there was another answer besides the obvious :D
 
2:36 PM
@trichoplax Speaking of, whoever decided to put a b in subtle ... congrats.
 
Something, something, Latin roots maybe, something, something, spelling was never really tried to pronunciaton, something, something else
 
Now I'm just waiting for somebody to ask about the glue, cause I know the response...
 
@DJMcMayhem ;)
 
Alright, I'll bite. What about the glue?
 
I knew you'd get stuck on the glue!
 
2:38 PM
XD you got me
 
Sorry @Geobits, I couldn't resist
 
I was so disappointed nobody asked about the glue lol
 
@Rainbolt Change your avatar to a Minecraft jack-o-lantern for Halloween season?
 
What happens if you aren't careful when pouring syrup on your pancakes?
(leaving aside pancake preferences for a moment)
 
I did that last year. Will do again.
 
2:39 PM
Woo!
 
@Sherlock9 stack overflow?
 
You got it :D
 
Now I just need to change my avatar to something scary. Oh wait, it's already the PowerShell icon.
 
Boyfriend: I wuvv you and corgis
Boyfriend: They are mutually exclusive though.
Boyfriend: :3
Me: So you either love me, or you love corgis, but never both? Now we're definitely never getting a corgi.
Boyfriend: Nooooooooooooooooo
 
@NewMainPosts I solved this challenge (even though it's on hold). Ideone
 
2:41 PM
@Geobits If that happens though, you can always make a second stack and swap pancakes between them.
 
@Rainbolt Just treat it as a binary and. So you definitely want to get a corgi.
 
Binary and = short circuiting and?
If so then we can have a corgi
^ This is how you stay on topic and talk about corgis at the same time
 
Binary or logical works I guess. if(you & corgi)love();
 
There's no such thing as a mutually exclusive "and".
 
My friends have a corgi. They made a Facebook account for the corgi. The corgi has more people following it than my friends have Facebook friends. The corgi has been recognized in real life as being "Oh, it's that dog from Facebook!"
 
2:42 PM
@Rainbolt there is no such thing as on-topic in this room
 
-_-
 
@mbomb007 I think that one could make a good challenge (as I commented). Since it was never intended as a challenge, perhaps someone could edit it into one (I'm assuming you used golf as your target winning criterion)?
 
Reminds me of Dennis numbers
 
Whenever my profile refreshes I'll be a jack o lantern
 
@PhiNotPi Plot twist: you've always been the only one in the room, and we're all imaginary.
 
2:44 PM
Haha I love how my entire screen flashes whenever a mod refreshes my profile for me
 
@Rainbolt I like the Halloween change.
 
I had no idea that happened
 
@Rainbolt Nice.
 
@Rainbolt Oh, I didn't even see this. I noticed without it.
 
2:46 PM
@trichoplax It literally refreshes the page
 
@Geobits Horrified look
 
Oh the profile page flashes - not the chat page?
 
I suppose you've never been on the receiving end of one
 
@trichoplax My chat page flashed as if the page was posting
 
I change my avatar very rarely
 
2:47 PM
I haven't. I just use gravatar, and it always refreshes within a couple minutes.
 
@trichoplax Whatever tabs you have open that are rooms
 
Oh I see
 
@Geobits Plot twist: that's not chocolate.
 
Oh, I never thought it was :D
 
2:48 PM
When I change my profile pic it's not saved
Wot
 
That's what happens when you eat too much candy.
 
@trichoplax invert your avatar?
 
I did last year
It looked quite seasonal
 
@PhiNotPi It also looks kind of like a piano.
 
2:49 PM
I might again...
 
ok
Done
@AMod plz refresh my profile
 
@trichoplax can refresh chat profiles iirc
 
Why do people ask for mod refreshes? It is that hard to just wait a bit? >_>
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I have no idea what that means...
 
2:50 PM
9mm vs ballistic gel imgur.com/gallery/GkcHQ
 
@Geobits I didn't ask. I said "Whenever my profile refreshes it will be a jack o lantern." I counted on the curiosity of the mods to get me there, and they didn't let me down.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Oh I get it now. I already did, but it doesn't seem different
 
@Rainbolt I didn't name names. It just happens a lot.
 
When a mod refreshes my profile, absolutely nothing will change.
 
@DJMcMayhem I'm not that susceptible to curiosity :P
 
2:52 PM
Does anyone else ever look up and realize they have 3 or 4 tabs all with TNB open?
 
I've got five chat tabs open, but only one TNB atm.
 
All the time
 
@mbomb007 I do that with PPCG/meta/chat, then I'm like dang I need to close a few, close a few, then realize I closed the ones I needed to be open.
 
I currently have seven PPCG chat room tabs open. All of them are distinct rooms. :P
 
Mine now has no small caps, and a fez + bow tie.
I'm planning to go back to small caps after october.
 
2:56 PM
@El'endiaStarman I've made some progress on my AST parser. (IDK how interested you are.)
 
@PhiNotPi Blab away!
(Read: yes, I'm interested.)
 
some example code before parsing: var tree = cat + 3; cat += tree;
Root
 Declare [tree]
 Assign [=]
  VarRef [tree]
  Expr [+]
   VarRef [cat]
   Literal [3]
 Assign [+=]
  VarRef [cat]
  Expr
   VarRef [tree]
 
@EasterlyIrk Are you going to change it for Easter? Maybe like EASTERly Irk?
 

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