The Bridge

GnomeSlice

9:00 PM

@Fluttershy outbuddies.com

djsmiley2k

Tales of Ze

yah

Arperum

@spugsley picture will be taken in a couple minutes :D

Frank

The only farming I did was for +dragon damage right before I fought Tiamat.

And then everyone had like +60%.

Sterno

Oh, I need the stupid emblem I guess

ARMOR KEY USED, LIFE COMPLETE

Tim Stone

Massive memory-use reductions coming in Chrome 55. This will help a number of real-world apps. Thanks V8!… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/784499020194459648

Tweeted by ChromiumDev on October 7, 2016 at 9:01 PM

On the one hand, yay

On the other hand, what the hell NYT?

GodEmperorDune

9:03 PM

@TimStone my RAM will be so lonely without chrome to keep it busy

Wipqozn

Yeah I probably don't need 8GB of RAM anymore

murgatroid99

@TimStone Maybe it just turned out that a lot of the optimizations they did corresponded to stuff NYT was using

Wipqozn

which reminds me I should upgrade to 16GB of RAM

Sterno

WHY CAN'T THIS BIRD KILL ME?

Wipqozn

@Sterno Enjoy failing at the puzzle

Frank

9:04 PM

...the director of business development for a company is reaching out to me.

Because I have Sharepoint experience, and they need someone with that.

Sterno

@Wipqozn Why would I fail? I'm awesome.

@Frank No. Run.

GodEmperorDune

@Sterno too busy tap tap tapping at your chamber door

Wipqozn

@Sterno Sounds like you failed, though, if crows are attacking

GodEmperorDune

@Frank hahaha.gif

Frank

@Sterno If they're willing to pay me what I want, it's no worse than working with VBA and freaking Access apps.

Sterno

9:05 PM

@Wipqozn No, I have to pick up the kids so I shot at them, then switched to knife and murdered all but one, then tried to let it kill me. BUT IT CAN'T

Wipqozn

@Sterno I've never tried attacking crows before

Sterno

@Frank You need to start doing web development or something that's less likely to make you kill yourself.

Wipqozn

I just run away like a coward

Sterno

@Wipqozn They make satisfying splatty sounds when you kill them.

Frank

@Sterno I survived two years of it. It's a shitty platform, but, again, no worse than the other shit I've had to do.

Lazers 2.0

9:07 PM

0

Q: How do I log back in to Tuber Simulator?

I deleted the app by accident and now it only gives me the New Game option. I know that the old account is still there, though, because on the new account I made, I was able to add my old account and everything was still there.

pewdiepie-tuber-simulator

-1

Q: Is a used copy of the first Call of Duty playable?

Does the first Call of Duty for PC have any copyright protection that makes a used, complete copy bought from Amazon unplayable?

call-of-duty

Frank

Ah, yes. I remember why I didn't apply for this company before.

Wipqozn

Man I want soba in broth but soup via takeout is weird and I don't want to eat in the restaurant alone, and I don't want to eat out with anyone either

Frank

Sharepoint is all they do.

Price +10K

Wipqozn

I should probably just go hungry

Frank

@Wipqozn Take a book

Sterno

9:08 PM

@Wipqozn Just cry into a bowl and eat your salty tears. You can do that right at home.

Frank

That's what I do.

Wipqozn

@Sterno Good idea!

I suppose the worst that could happen if I get take out soup is that I regret everything

Arperum

@spugsley pictures!

Yuuki

Oh hey, so Lizard Squad got caught and are being charged by the Feds.

Arperum

GnomeSlice

9:18 PM

@Yuuki Who?

Frank

@Arperum Nice hair

Yuuki

@GnomeSlice Those guys who regularly DDOS Blizzard. And I think PSN one time.

spugsley

@Arperum AHHH I LOVE IT

GnomeSlice

That's very bright

Frank

Gotta love those flags, @Sterno.

Wipqozn

9:21 PM

Well that's not a valid flag at all

TEN MINUTES O_O

@spugsley Panic?

Update: wharrgarbl

@Ronan I AM PANIC

@Wipqozn I mean, it is spam

Wipqozn

9:22 PM

@GnomeSlice No it's not

badp

@Arperum that's pretty impressive

Wipqozn

Like come on man, you know that's not spam

GodEmperorDune

@Arperum you look so much like the guy from silicon valley

badp

@spugsley what could possibly go wrong

Wipqozn

Annoying? Sure. Spam? No.

Ronan

9:24 PM

@spugsley What's happening?

spugsley

Phone interview with Disney

Ronan

Oooh.

Don't panic then.

GodEmperorDune

@spugsley hype hype hype you're going to do great

user15026

@spugsley You can do it <3

Arperum

@GodEmperorDune no clue. Don't know how that person looks like.

user15026

9:25 PM

@GodEmperorDune he does!

GodEmperorDune

we can set you up with some @spugsley plses in advance

Wipqozn

I suppose @Sterno could secretly be Rebecca Black, in which case I can see calling it spam to be legit, but that' snot the case. I think.

Although I've never seen @Sterno and Rebecca Black in the same room together...

GodEmperorDune

spugsley

OK LEAVING NOW I WILL BE BACK AFTER I WAKE UP FROM PASSING OUT

Ronan

@spugsley Best of luck!

Wipqozn

9:26 PM

@spugsley You're going to rock it

Frank

@Lazers2.0 Okay. If you want to delete instead of resize your pics, I'm totally okay with that.

GnomeSlice

little-nightmares.com

cool

Wipqozn

@Frank Honestly I'd rather they put them behind a text link. Even if they made them smaller it would still be a lot of images.

Frank

@Wipqozn There's lots there, and I don't know how many are really relevant to the issue.

If anything, punt 'em all except the first, and make that much smaller.

That's all that's really needed, I think.

GnomeSlice

gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/287541/…

damn daniel

back at it again

Yuuki

9:32 PM

> My ex's 3 y.o. daughter woke me up one night screaming bloody murder. I ran into her room thinking she was clearly being kidnapped or some shit, and she's just sitting in her bed screaming at the wall. I asked her what was wrong and she, through her tears and screams, said "there's a spider on my wall!" So I took a deep breath and calmly said "Pumpkin, you're not afraid of spiders." She just stopped crying and said "oh yeah. Night!" and proceeded to roll over and go back to sleep.

user15026

@Yuuki Child logic is fantastic

KutuluMike

Frank

@KutuluMike Image not found

KutuluMike

thpt. it's a slack image.

user15026

Image not found, clicking it asks me to log in to a slack chat

GodEmperorDune

9:35 PM

@Yuuki i wish logic worked on my kid

she just prefers to scream all night

@KutuluMike good photoshop

user15026

That sounds unpleasant

KutuluMike

it's not a photoshop

it's the Upside Down House on I-Drive in Orlando

:)

wonderworksonline.com

GodEmperorDune

@KutuluMike so working as designed, not flipped by the hurricane?

KutuluMike

yeah. built that way

but freaking a lot of people out on me and my friends twitters and fb

GodEmperorDune

yeah it seemed a bit too neat for hurricane damage

Wipqozn

9:38 PM

@Yuuki spiders are the worst, and kids are adorable

@GodEmperorDune you have a kid? Man I can never remember who and who isn't a bridge parent

Yuuki

> Me at the age of 6 after a bad dream and staring out my window at the full moon: "Mom! Dad!"
Dad from their bedroom: ".....what?"
Me: "I'm scared!"
Dad: "why?"
Me: "I'm looking at the moon!"
Dad: ".....then stop looking at the moon"
Me: "...Ok!"
And that's how I overcame my fear of the moon.

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn she's a month old

Wipqozn

Lolol

@GodEmperorDune I think J remember this now

GodEmperorDune

Sep 10 at 2:40, by GodEmperorDune

when I told my daughter that @Wipqozn is a mod

Wipqozn

I think I pinned it. Or was that @djsmiley2k? Pretty sure he has a newborn too

@GodEmperorDune now I remember.

And yeah you were hilarious with that joke

Lazers 2.0

9:41 PM

0

Q: How do I fix this debugger detected error that occurs while launching the game client?

Whenever I try to launch the game, this error pops up and the game won't start. I have added the Blade and Soul exe file to my exceptions list on my antivirus (a possible solution I found online), but it doesn't seem to have changed anything. Is there a different exe file I need to add to my exce...

blade-and-soul

Wipqozn

Man @Dragonrage I barely on chat anymore. I think he hates us now.

Dragonrage

i am always on chat

Wipqozn

No you're not

Dragonrage

well most always, i just dont chat as much

Ronan

@Wipqozn Is me who hates you all, remember?

Dragonrage

9:43 PM

i have been a bit busy job searching lately, so i havent been as chatty

KutuluMike

yeah, most of us just hate @Wipqozn specifically.

user15026

I don't hate anyone currently :P

Wipqozn

@Ronan I think it's safe to assume that most Bridgers hate all other bridgers.

Ronan

@Ash Well this is awkward...

GodEmperorDune

@Dragonrage i thought you just started a new job

Wipqozn

9:43 PM

@KutuluMike Yeah that guy's a jerk

Dragonrage

what @ash is saying is that she is fully prepared to hate @Wipqozn

Wipqozn

@Ash but you have before?

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn seriously, @Wipqozn is the worst

Dragonrage

@GodEmperorDune not yet unfortunately

user15026

@Wipqozn Entirely possibly

Wipqozn

9:44 PM

@Dragonrage who isn't? That guy's a Jerks.

GodEmperorDune

@Dragonrage ah, she is saving up all her hate for a powerful, @Wipqozn filled blast

Frank

Gotta use that hug gun!

GodEmperorDune

kaboom!

user15026

@Frank Firing tests, just to ensure it's all in working order, you understand

Wipqozn

My phone really doesn't want me to use the word jerk

Frank

9:45 PM

@Ash Make sure to point it at @Wipqozn, and not the Bridge.

Dragonrage

@Wipqozn so what you are saying is that @Wipqozn is so much of a jerk, he has absorbed enough jerkiness that he is now a plural jerk?

Wipqozn

You guys are making this wait for sushi much easier

@Dragonrage i can't remember if I can make your mom jokes at your expense

GodEmperorDune

@Dragonrage @Wipqozn is the uberjerk

Dragonrage

I don't understand anything of what I just said except that it insulted @Wipqozn, so its all good

6

Mad Scientist

I might be wildly optimistic, but I think the last news about Trump might finally be enough to finish him. I'm probably wrong as I've thought that a few times before, but at some point something has to sink his campaign.

spugsley

9:47 PM

no call yet :/

I hate phone interviews

how long do I wait before I send a don't forget about me email

MBraedley

@spugsley This is for the actual interview?

spugsley

yup

Ronan

@spugsley They probably realised they can need to give they job without the interview.

Dragonrage

@Wipqozn no, we make your mom jokes at your mom's expense, and occasionally @badp's mom's expense

spugsley

lol

MBraedley

9:48 PM

@spugsley 15minutes (which I assume has passed already)

GodEmperorDune

@MadScientist you'd think so

spugsley

yes we just hit fifteen minutes

Wipqozn

@MadScientist I doubt that will hurt him on the polls at all to be honest. It should, but it just won't.

It's so busy here. I blame @fredley.

@spugsley 15 minutes is a good time to email.

GodEmperorDune

> “This was locker room banter, a private conversation that took place many years ago. Bill Clinton has said far worse to me on the golf course - not even close,” Trump said in a statement. “I apologize if anyone was offended.”

dudebro has nonpologies down to a science

Mad Scientist

@Wipqozn There's audio. I think that often has much more of an impression than just a written article

GodEmperorDune

9:51 PM

@MadScientist its also on friday and right before the sunday debate takes over the news cycle

Wipqozn

@MadScientist I meant I don't think enough people will even bat an eye at the conversation.

They should, but...

GodEmperorDune

i'm sure hillary will mention it but if Trump was a decent politician he would ignore it and it would die

he might get all flustered again and rail against it next week and give it new life

spugsley

ugh what do I even say?

Ronan

@spugsley "I'm just emailing to check we're scheduled for an interview today?"

GodEmperorDune

@spugsley that you wanted to confirm the date/time of the interview and make sure they have the correct contact information, then give your cell number

spugsley

9:55 PM

@GodEmperorDune he will get flustered again. You can't teach a man like that to suppress his ego.

GodEmperorDune

@spugsley his ego so bigly

Ronan

What @GodEmperorDune said was better.

Yuuki

Trump is a great orator. He always takes the bait. He's a master de-bait-or.

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki hue

Wipqozn

@spugsley I'd either do what @GodEmperorDune suggested, or tel me that Dolan is your favourite Disney character

user15026

9:59 PM

@GodEmperorDune This~

Wipqozn

I think my cat wants some sushi

Ronan

We're great interview coaches!

Bridge Consulting LLC.

spugsley

@Wipqozn I'm going to tell her that my Tumblr friend who got me this interview is very displeased and the Tom Hiddleston fandom is in an uproar

Wipqozn

@spugsley Excellent

Got soup. No regrets. In a great take out bowl.

spugsley

emailed. Asked her to pick a time that works for her next week and reiterated that I'm excited to hear more about this oppurtunity (@Yuuki our favorite word!)

Yuuki

10:12 PM

@spugsley I can't wait to stop using "opportunity" on Monday!

Ronan

What's the joke with opportunity?

user15026

@Wipqozn Yay soup :D

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki is that when everything shakes out?

Wipqozn

@Ronan I think he joined a cult

Ronan

Either that or the company is full of itself and thinks people will work shitty jobs for no money because it's their dream or whatever.

spugsley

10:17 PM

@Ronan it's a word used so often when job hunting it almost makes me want to gag everytime I use it

Ronan

@spugsley So not just this one place? Cool.

Ugh, I'm going to have to start job hunting in like 3 months.

> Nation’s Women Fantasize About Some Future Election That Isn’t Absolutely Pivotal To Their Well-Being

Too soon Onion.

GnomeSlice

Only women?

Ronan

@GnomeSlice I don't see the word "only" anywhere. Please stop inserting it everywhere.

GnomeSlice

Everywhere?

> At press time, the nation’s women’s daydreams were broken by the sound of breaking news push notifications on their phones alerting them to the latest national poll results showing a tightening race.

lol tho

Classy, onion

ugh this guy from Kijiji lives in Gatineau and he wants to meet tonight

That's like... more than an hour on the bus for me

one way

not sure it's worth the $75 lol

Wipqozn

Uh, what exactly are you buying from him?

GnomeSlice

10:23 PM

I'm selling him a laptop

Wipqozn

an hour is too far to drive for $75

GnomeSlice

Well, maybe, not if he clowns out now

Wipqozn

Especially since he'll probably murder you

GnomeSlice

Eh, that's almost what I make in a day.

It's $150 but splitting it with my dad since I'm just selling it for him

@Wipqozn Probably not?

user15026

@GnomeSlice Minus the cost of the bus, though

GnomeSlice

10:24 PM

My bus pass is paid for whether I go or not

Yuuki

@GodEmperorDune Yeah, I sign stuff and everything on Monday.

Ronan

Also you don't have a laptop at the end of it.

GnomeSlice

@Ronan It's a shitty laptop

Ronan

@GnomeSlice Yeah, but you could probably sell it later not out of your way.

user15026

@GnomeSlice ah, I wasn't sure if it was something you could do with bus pass or if it was like me going to Toronto, where I need to take a Greyhound so there's more cost

GnomeSlice

10:25 PM

It's been posted for like 2 months

user15026

Besides, if he wants it, can't he come to you?

GnomeSlice

@Ash Don't think so, I think I can get to Gatineau

@Ash Dunno, asked if there was a possibility of meeting in the west end and no response yet

starting to get pretty late

Wipqozn

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prints.

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn ouf

Ronan

@Wipqozn You didn't let me answer!

GodEmperorDune

10:28 PM

@Yuuki nice, its starting quick

Wipqozn

@Ronan You should have typed faster.

Lazers 2.0

-1

Q: In a high level Pokemon Go's gym, it seems the bottom most pokemons are the most important, yet they are the first to be kicked out?

It seems that in a high level Pokemon Go gym, such as level 10, 9, or 8, the bottom most Pokemons are the most important -- because if the attacker, with 6 Pokemons, can only take down one or two Pokemons, then the prestige is lowered by only 500 or 1000. Then the attacker probably is not going ...

pokemon-go

Ronan

I've been trying to work out why one of my hands has been hurting, I just remembered I swung it into a door earlier.

GodEmperorDune

@Ronan #lifehax

Ronan

@GodEmperorDune Don't do that?

Lifehack: Be aware of your limbs.

KutuluMike

10:42 PM

Lifehack: if you need to swing your hand into a door, use someone else's hand.

Lifehack: if everyone else says your question is off topic, ask on Worldbuilding.

Wipqozn

Lifehack: if you're tired of having a country which functions either vote for Brexit or Trump

OH WHAAAAT

Man I'm such a jerk

7

Okay I should hop in the shower, then play some RE4, then read the book of @StrixVaria (sorry I've been behind on feedback btw, I'll try to get caught up on sunday), then go to bed.

StrixVaria

@Wipqozn You seem to be getting pretty close to the end.

Wipqozn

@StrixVaria The chapter where I left that comment about Byren being my favourite is the last one I read, I think.

StrixVaria

@Wipqozn Ok, so ~1/3 left by chapter count, but less by words I think.

Wipqozn

Yup, chapter 39 is the last I read. Chapter 40 is next.

murgatroid99

11:05 PM

When I go to work on Monday, I'm going to be in a different building than I've been in so far. I know I'm going to forget at least once

GodEmperorDune

@murgatroid99 if only your company had some sort of mapping application

murgatroid99

Oh, I know where I'm supposed to go. I just think I'll forget that I've moved

We do actually have a great application that shows the exact internal layout of each building and where our seat is

MBraedley

Well, I just 100%'d The Turing Test in a little more than 5 hours.

user15026

The fact that Bob the Builder went from cute cartoon to creepily real looking cartoon person makes me SO uncomfortable.

user15026

11:14 PM

Like the one on the right just creeps me out

Ronan

Yeah I discovered that the other week. It's the worst.

user15026

Agreed.

GodEmperorDune

uncanny valley for sure

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: KSP Protecting Engines (Spaceplane)

How does one protect a planes engine during Re-Entry? Mine keeps blowing up

kerbal-space-program

Ronan

Actually I think I rediscover it every time I go see a kids film, it always freaks me out.

GodEmperorDune

11:16 PM

still not as creepy as the albertsons vegetables

user15026

@GodEmperorDune why are these even a thing

GodEmperorDune

@Ash i don't know

i don't know who approved that ad

user15026

They look like they want my soul

Wipqozn

@MBraedley Was it a good 5 hours?

MBraedley

@Wipqozn Yes, I'd say so.

GodEmperorDune

11:19 PM

@Ash yes, its even worse when you are driving and see that on the side of a truck

MBraedley

The puzzles aren't all that difficult, and that's my biggest complaint.

That shows, I think, since I came in at about an hour under the average play time.

I like puzzle games where I know the end state, but the path to that state is non-obvious and non-trivial, and unfortunately The Turing Test fails in at least one of those respects on pretty all of the later puzzles.

I didn't really get to flex my problem solving skills all that often.

However, it was still very enjoyable.

spugsley

ugh why can't things ever be easy

I have been dreading this damn interview for DAYS

and it didn't even happen

MBraedley

Did they reschedule you?

spugsley

@MBraedley nope, no emails back

MBraedley

That really sucks.

spugsley

11:25 PM

probably just decided I wasn't a fit or hired someone already and are just ignoring

which is shitty but possible

MBraedley

Yeah, there isn't much recourse for not being interviewed after it was set up.

You could try and take them to court over a breach of contract, since you technically had one, but that's probably not worth it.

spugsley

@GodEmperorDune though I did take some hawtpics yesterday so life is okay

@MBraedley haha I just have an email that says "I'll call you at this time". It's fine. If it wasn't meant to be there's hopefully something better waiting

GodEmperorDune

@spugsley yuss for hawtpics

spugsley

@GodEmperorDune yeah. I'm feeling the West Coast today. Washington's weather is rad

hawt pics!

I just need some models

GodEmperorDune

SO HAWT MY WORK FILTER GONNA BLOCK IT

spugsley

11:30 PM

I miss my NC models :(

@GodEmperorDune lol

GodEmperorDune

@ash if the creepy vegetables weren't bad enough in picture form, here's a video

user15026

@GodEmperorDune Now I am going to have nightmares forever

user15026

Like seriously who decided that would be a way to SELL vegetables

GodEmperorDune

i blame @Wipqozn

spugsley

I blame @Wipqozn for everything. Always have, always will

I'm positive it's @Wipqozn's fault that I didn't get called today

user15026

11:41 PM

My brain sees games like Shenzen I/O and really wants to like them but I know it will frustrate me in like ten seconds flat

spugsley

I'm not sure how, but I have no doubt he's involved

GodEmperorDune

@spugsley oh i totally heard he was messing with disney's internal corporate calendar system

spugsley

Oh, she just emailed back and said she never saw my confirmation (but she replied to it?) and didn't have me on her calender

GodEmperorDune

@spugsley because @Wipqozn erased it, clearly

Yuuki

Sounds like you might consider asking your Tumblr friend for another point of contact.

But I'm still new to this job thingie, so take my advice with about five Matterhorns-worth of salt.

spugsley

11:44 PM

@Yuuki sadly she's not in this department. She asked a coworker of a coworker of a coworker to get this lady's email and she is the hiring manager for this position. So I think I'm pretty much in it with her

user15026

Okay, this is cool but also creepy....and where did they get teh skull?

GodEmperorDune

@spugsley for the next time, you can also send a friendly reminder the morning of to make sure you're still on for later that day

i mean people should get their stuff together so it's not necessary but...

Ronan

@GodEmperorDune I always do this with anything. I've been burned before.

spugsley

@GodEmperorDune apparently it was my fault because I didn't schedule through Boomerang

that's why she didn't see it :/

soooo probably not getting this job even though she is going to call Monday

GodEmperorDune

@spugsley boomerang?

Ronan

11:49 PM

@spugsley I think I own that exact shirt.

spugsley

@Ronan :D Is it from American Eagle? I got mine at a thrift store nearby in the mens section but looks like it's from there originally

@GodEmperorDune scheduling tool. I had to download it. I didn't see a link confirmation because I didn't have it

Ronan

@spugsley We don't have that in the UK.

spugsley

@Ronan it's okay we can still be shirt buddies

GodEmperorDune

@spugsley yeah they probably should have made that more clear in advance

Ronan

@spugsley The colours are slightly different as well.

spugsley

11:51 PM

@GodEmperorDune I feel like I'm playing a game. I don't like games. It's why I have been jobless for so long. I hate this back and forth and now I feel like a butt

@Ronan I'll allow it

GodEmperorDune

@spugsley yeah i've never had to do that for my jobs

Ronan

@spugsley We could definitely trade and no one would notice though.

spugsley

@Ronan you should take fancy model pictures of yours and I'll put you on my fashion blog and you'll get famous (because one person follows me and I get like 20 views per day)

Ronan

@spugsley Haha sure

spugsley

@GodEmperorDune I hate it so much. It's why I haven't kept a job. I honestly feel like there's no place for me in the job world. But I am BORED. So bored. And I want to make money. Art does not make money. And I'm tired of doing nothing and now I'm having an anxiety moment. This is wonderful.

Ronan

11:54 PM

If I'm ever in whatever state your in now I'll be a model if you want.

spugsley

@Ronan I'm in Seattle, WA now and I will definitely take you up on that :p

Ronan

Gotta corner that market for cute English boys.

spugsley

I def want a part in that market

that was certainly creepy but I stand by it

GodEmperorDune

@Ronan just follow @spugsley to her cave behind the waterfall in a VERY REMOTE part of the state