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12:04 AM
@Vitaly Oh, wow.
And they're drilling into it!
Perhaps some anthropophage virus escapes...
 
@Cerberus, check Kong chat #04
Racial slurs.
 
Ah fun!
@RegDwightѬſ道 Trying to get in, but chat won't load.
 
Looks like he stopped anyway.
 
Ah OK.
I see a grey area instead of chat.
Am I banned?
 
Yeah it always looks like that in the last few days.
It does load eventually.
 
12:12 AM
Weird!
Ah, I see it.
 
@Cer @Reg esk, sme, оз
 
Eng, Ned, Rus?
 
@Cerberus — Yes.
 
Hmm...
 
12:13 AM
@RegDwightѬſ道 — What? :P
 
Eskimo, eskew...
 
@Vitaly Is that the entire word?
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 — Ding! But you still have to figure out the other two words.
 
Eskimo, Smeskimo, Оз.
 
And no.
 
12:14 AM
Haha no way.
Smeekbede, smederij, smeerolie, smeerlap...
 
Smörebröd, Smörebröd, römpömpömpöm.
 
Smet, smeltoven, smerigheid...
Haha.
 
Smegma.
 
Eww.
I can't think of anything that starts with esk-.
It's probably some obscure word?
 
Een esker of smeltwaterrug is een heuvel in het landschap of onder de grond die is veroorzaakt door smeltwater onder een ijskap, zoals een gletsjer. Deze heuvel bestaat uit glaciofluviaal sediment (zand vermengd met grind en keien die klein genoeg waren om door het water te worden meegenomen) wat is achtergelaten in de bedding van de smeltwaterstroom. Eskers kunnen honderden kilometers lang zijn en tientallen meters hoog, volgen de richting van de ijslaag en hebben (dus) een slingerend verloop. Een esker is een voorbeeld van een fluvioglaciaal verschijnsel: een verschijnsel dat is ontstaa...
 
12:16 AM
Well I got the Russian word right, so my job here is done.
 
Ah...never heard of the English word.
The Dutch word makes sense, though I had never heard of it either.
 
Hahaha, verschijnsel.
You can't invent that shit.
 
Thank crank, I can finally vote again.
 
Vote early, vote often.
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 What the...
Is there no synonym for Phänomen in German?
 
12:22 AM
Fluvioglazialer Verscheißerl.
 
Or what is it.
Dutch has many Germanic words for scientific terms which are Latin/Greek in all other languages.
 
German has Erscheinung just fine.
But Verscheißerl sounds way funnier.
Way funnier.
You should walk up to a German and tell him, Du bist mir ein Verscheißerl. If you don't do that you haven't lived.
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 — How would you render that in Russian?
 
You wouldn't.
It's a neologism and an occasionalism.
 
Just make up a word.
 
12:27 AM
Засральчик?
 
Ehhh …
 
Well you get what you ask for.
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 Ah OK.
 
No asking for what you don't want to get in this chat.
 
I'm not making this up.
 
12:29 AM
You can't be stuck at that question as a Dutch now, canya?
 
I know!!
Double score.
This part is really weird.
I don't feel anything.
I want to put -10 on the left and +10 on the right; but I have no vertical preference.
 
Just click seven. No wait, eight!
 
Except perhaps that -10 is usually down on a thermometer.
@RegDwightѬſ道 No, I need to drag the circles to where I want them, and make them smaller or larger.
 
fal, bra, пар
 
12:34 AM
параша
 
Hmm...
Braam, braafheid, brand, braspartij, brandnetel, branie, bralaap...
 
(Not sure if the Dutch word is a noun.)
 
Hmm...
 
> Artydent (Phantom Commando) Level 104, Total points 499145 (Rank #31)
 
Falter, falsity, falcon...
Fallacy, falsetto...
 
12:37 AM
6 letters, 5 letters, 3 letters
 
Hmm 5 letters...
Braam, brand, braak, braaf, braad...
 
@Cerberus One of those words is part of the answer.
 
Hmm...what is it again: blackberry, fire, ohh fallow.
 
Ding!
 
I suppose a fallow field is called a fallow as well?
 
12:41 AM
Yeah.
 
I don't think braak is a noun, but I was warned.
See, this one was actually good, because I stood a chance!
This is more fun than with obscure words.
 
I have no idea what any of the three words mean.
 
Untilled field.
 
Пар в земледелии — поле, оставляемое на одно лето не засеянным. Если в таком состоянии земля остаётся более одного года, то она уже носит название залежи. На этом основываются две исторические и до сих пор самые распространённые системы полеводства в России: залежная, или переложная, и паровая, или трёхпольная. Главная цель допущения в полях пара — возможность особо тщательно разработать землю под следующий сев. История Так понимали пар ещё римляне, что доказывают выражения, которые у них употреблялись для обозначения различных обработок пар Первое паханье, наш взмёт, они называли fri...
 
12:44 AM
Probably ploughed first, so that the earth can get some air and become more fertile.
> Nar, Mee, Про — @Vit, @Reg
Eng, Deu, Рус
@RegDwightѬſ道 Haha!
So I'm not the only one who forgets things!
 
I didn't say I didn't know the word. Only the meaning.
And the Russian word I never used that way.
 
@Cerberus something related to narrow?
 
Only "под паром" etc.
@Cerberus Also, it's deleted.
You can't expect me to remember stuff I actively delete.
 
On the contrary! How often does that happen?
@Vitaly !
 
???
 
12:48 AM
I'm guessing Про is very frequent in Russian?
 
@Cerberus it is
 
@Vitaly That means I'm not supposed to give hints, but yes!
 
продавец прошлогодних продуктов
 
hummm…
просеки are usually narrow in Russian
but other than that, can't really think of anything
 
прорубь
 
12:50 AM
The word in English is not very common, but it would be the kind of word that you would know.
@RegDwightѬſ道 Nope.
Whatever that is, hehe.
I'm assuming Reg knows the English word too.
It is a synonym of a more common word.
 
Wak
Actually, Wikipedia is lying there.
Bijt, not wak.
 
is mee common in German?
 
I think not?
 
In German?
 
I am stuck, I need hints from Reg
7 mins ago, by Cerberus
Eng, Deu, Рус
 
12:52 AM
Oh. Ah. Genghis Khan.
 
By the way, the English and Russian words don't have capitals or anything.
 
Well, Meer(es)-... gets you tons of stuff.
 
!
 
But other than that, pretty much nothing.
 
You don't need anything else.
 
12:53 AM
are those words exact synonyms?
 
So it's related to water but not to прорубь that is usually narrow?
 
@Vitaly Very close in any case.
 
Related to water, huh.
narrowboat? (even though I can't think of a Russian word for it)
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 Not at all.
 
@Vitaly Well Meer is sea.
 
12:54 AM
@Vitaly Nope.
You're so close!
You're probably not thinking of the English word.
 
Meersalz.
проваренная соль
 
You already know narrow and Meer.
 
nartriumchloride
 
The meaning of the word naturally follows from those two words.
 
… like a strait?
 
12:55 AM
Yes!
 
Meeresenge
 
Oh. Пролив.
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 Ding! Or Meerenge.
@Vitaly Ding!
 
Meerenge, пролив
 
Nice.
 
12:56 AM
Well frigg, I typed that a year ago but my browser hung up.
I might as well go to bed.
We should start kicking people who haven't been active for X days.
 
So you know the English word?
> 2. spec. (Chiefly in pl.) a. A narrow part of a sound, strait, or river.
1633 T. James Voy. 106 We were in the narrow of the Straight. 1665 Lond. Gaz. No. 5/4 Three or four Privateers are crusing in the Narrow. 1702 Ibid. No. 3844/4 In the Narrow off of Winterton. 1743 Bulkeley & Cummins Voy. S. Seas 145 At Four this Morning weighed, and steered E.N.E. for the Narrows. 1840 Marryat Poor Jack li, We should have been taken possession of by a privateer in the very narrows. 1883 Stevenson Silverado Sq. 4 Through the narrows the tide bubbles, muddy like a river.
 
Not that it will help us. So actually, we should start threatening to kick rather than actually kicking.
 
@Cerberus — I wasn't thinking of it, but yes.
 
@Vitaly OK I thought you did.
@RegDwightѬſ道 Oh! Really?
 
Yeah really.
 
12:59 AM
Well, you guessed it. Congrats.
 
Anyway. I spent my last 20 on two losses. So muh and good night.
Over and out!
 
Muh on ya too. Night!
 
Night!
 
@Cerberus cuesta
 
@Vitaly Huh, no idea. It sounds like Spanish for quest, search?
 
1:04 AM
 
Hmm looks nice.
But not familiar. The word, that is.
@Vit Have you taken these tests yet?
 
no
 
DO you intend to?
 
1 min ago, by Vitaly
no
 
Why not?
You already know?
Too boring?
 
1:12 AM
“the peace and silence to complete the test”
“make yourself comfortable”
“should not interrupt”
 
I interrupted it all the time.
I don't need to be concentrated at all to know my colours.
 
Well, you shouldn't have!
 
But I guess if you're relatively new to thinking about this, you might need to be very focused.
At the end of the test they explain that "synesthetes might score lower if they are too distracted".
Those researchers are rather forward.
 
 
4 hours later…
5:09 AM
@Cerberus Good out, eh? This test pegs my b—ls—t meter.
 
@MetaEd How do you mean?
The test seems all right?
 
If you get enough of a score, you're a synesthete. If you don't, you're probably still a synesthete, just too distracted. Who are these "researchers" and do they have any credentials?
 
@MetaEd They're not saying that: they're just saying that one should be careful in drawing conclusions from the test, because the results can be easily skewed.
Have you done the test?
 
I started it, but aborted after answering maybe 15 questions.
 
Understandable.
So what did you base your choices of colours on?
When you had to pick a colour for a letter or number or day.
 
5:20 AM
I tried to follow directions – just pick, don't think much about it.
You know I don't think I answered even 15 questions.
I don't see a thing on the site about test methodology or interpretation.
Rigor! I demand rigor!
The weekday test displays an initial color ... Monday is blue for example. That's leading the subject.
This test cannot, cannot have been designed by a competent scientist. It's just random Internet cuteness.
 
@MetaEd Hear, hear!
@MetaEd I've also done a test designed by researchers at MIT, and it is very similar.
@MetaEd When was Monday blue? Was that an example question before the actual test?
Hmm wait it wasn't MIT, that was another site.
And this scientific article from their site that explains their methodology:
If you browse the PDF, look at the pictures and read the captions. Those clarify their methods.
 
Okay, I have now completed the entire weekday test.
 
Cool!
Screenshot?
 
Totally bogus results.
 
Really? How so?
The Battery test, not the other one?
 
5:33 AM
Totally confounding, inconsistent conclusions, yet the test still concludes I am a possible synesthete.
 
Oh? What's your score?
 
85%.
Well into the green.
 
Oh, that is the first test.
 
Yes.
It was called weekdays, as I recall
 
Well, if you're no synesthete, that more or less invalidates the whole test!
 
5:34 AM
lots of associations with the days of the week.
Right. But that makes my test result a false positive.
A rather blatant, huge, false positive, too.
 
Indeed.
 
And here's what's funny: to compare the individual conclusions.
positive indicator for synaesthesia. clear negative indicator for synaesthesia. You didn't answer the questions in a typical way for a synaesthete. typical for synaesthetes. you could might have this type of synaesthesia.
 
Huh?
 
In other words the subsections plainly contradicted one another. But the overall? Just added up the results into a number and concluded: Your results indicate that you could be a synaesthete
Those were the individual test results.
They flatly contradict. And now we get to my criticism of the test design.
 
Hehe.
I am convinced already.
But let's hear it.
 
5:38 AM
Associations of male or female with names of the days of the week are supposed to be indicative of synesthesia?
Really? REALLY?
Not, say, indicative of A BASIC EDUCATION INTO THE HISTORY OF THE NAMES OF THE DAYS OF THE WEEK?
I consistently identified Thor's day as male? So I'm a synasthete?
 
@MetaEd I don't have any male/female associations. I just picked the Germanix gods the days were named after.
Jinx!
 
Freya's day is female? Wow!
I am a bloody synesthete!
 
I totally agree.
 
I'm with you.
My daughter's favorite day of the week is Friday. Only one that's feminine.
 
Besides, the number of days in a week is quite easy to remember.
 
5:39 AM
She's 14 and she knew this stuff when she was eight.
 
In the other test, they asked the control group to do their best to get a score as high as possible with memorization techniques and such.
 
I mean really. She said at age eight she believed in two gods: Jesus and Freya.
 
Haha aww.
 
I loved her for that.
 
Sounds very open minded at least.
 
5:40 AM
This is, I don't know, cargo cult science or something. Not science.
 
So perhaps you should try the other test too.
If you can pass it as easily, I will send them an e-mail.
 
So I should try to pass the other test?
Be the synesthete?
What's the name of the test.
 
If you're in the mood, I would be very interested to see if you can.
 
Yes
 
Wait, let me see which part you should pick.
 
5:42 AM
There are menus and so on, several tests to choose from though.
Numbers, months, the synesthesie-batterie or some such. There's a lot of inadvertent German.
 
OK try the numbers.
Because the letters might be a bit long.
I can't get that menu to appear again.
And read the captions of the three figures in this PDF afterwards to judge their methodology. synesthete.org/files/EaglemanetalSynesthesiaBattery2006.pdf
 
Good thing English is my maternal language.
 
This test was designed by researchers from American universities.
 
Hello.
 
Hi!
Ed is trying to prove that synesthesia tests are unreliable.
 
5:48 AM
I should be receiving Fanatic any second now.
 
Is that a badge?
A card?
 
Badge. My first gold.
 
Gold?
Oh, a Kongregate badge, not Tyrant?
 
Ayup.
No, no! An EL&U badge.
 
Oh!
I see!
 
5:50 AM
Yeah! Visiting 100 days in a row.
 
Ah that one!
 
Haha.
 
Do I have that one?
 
Hmm I have no gold badges.
Congratulations!!
 
5:50 AM
Aww.
And thanks!
 
But I've been here for 365+ days!
Not consecutive, of course.
 
Very nice.
 
And hi Vit!
 
I feel like you should have a gold badge.
 
Ohai.
 
5:51 AM
@Vit: Ed is trying to prove that this scientific synesthesia test can be cheated on.
 
@Cerberus — Isn't he right?
 
He already proved the first test unreliable, but that one wasn't composed by scientists.
@Vitaly We'll see.
This test.
He is taking the numbers part, I think.
 
Hmm.
Still no Fanatic.
 
Aww.
Change of policy?
 
Nope.
The badge checking engine is updated once an hour, or maybe every 30 min or so.
 
5:58 AM
I'm getting better.
 
I probably visited right after it ran.
 
99% on the number test. I am a f——g synaesthete.
Except I'm not.
 
@MetaEd Hmm can I see your results?
 
How would I share them?
 
Screenshot?
 

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