The Nineteenth Byte

Upgoat

12:05 AM

as an RO, how do I clear stars?

Alex A.

Only moderators can clear stars AFAIK

Quill

@AlexA. nopers

right click on the arrow under the item on the starboard and press cancel stars

Alex A.

ok

Quill

Upgoat

@Quill huh, I never knew that arrow existed

Why was the memes post locked?

quartata

12:26 AM

> This question exists because it has historical significance, but it is not considered a good, on-topic question for this site, so please do not use it as evidence that you can ask similar questions here. This question and its answers are frozen and cannot be changed.

Upgoat

@quartata ._. I can read that. But are we killing off all memes now? If yes, why?

quartata

because... they're memes?

Upgoat

what's wrong with memes?

Quill

are we talking about the meta question or a main site question?

Upgoat

main site question?

VTCAKAVSMoACE

12:50 AM

blap

@quartata wait what no

quartata

Uhhh did something happen to Kenny?

I was just about to ping him but he doesn't show up in /pingable and I can't find him on Users

Oh wait oops he changed his username

Anyways... @LeakyNun turns out the LZString demo counts characters not bytes

After some experimentation lzstring seems to be consistently worse than bb96 byte-wise so I reverted that

@Dennis Can you pull cinnamon gum real quick?

Dennis

Pulled.

quartata

Dammit, I should learn to check CI first...

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I have a string with only 9 different characters. In light of compression, what's the best way I could compress it?

quartata

Depends

What's the string?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

1:00 AM

varying strings

quartata

There isn't a consistent good method (especially when it's that short). I don't think base conversion would reduce something that was 9 bytes by anything

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

These strings can be much longer than 9 characters. I'm saying the character set is limited to do 9 characters

Sp3000

@Fatalize I know you've deleted the challenge, but I just tried letting my computer brute force overnight and it did manage to find a valid A, B pair at 200 digits long :P

quartata

@Dennis pull one more time?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@quartata the best thing I could come up with is mapping the chars to numbers in the charset, splitting into two-digit pairs, and parsing as base-9 ints

quartata

1:07 AM

I should really enable package caching on Travis this takes way too long

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Oh I totally misunderstood

Then you can just interpret the string as being in base 9 and convert it to base 256

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

but that would require bigints

quartata

? No?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

what if the string is really long? I can't do builtin base conversion because the number would overflow

quartata

I didn't say use builtin base conversion

That wouldn't do what you want

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Okay, so I have to implement base conversion myself

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

1:29 AM

o_O I have no idea

why did you remove it? :P

DJ McMayhem

IDK the exact reason why, but I think at least part of it is some users were being rude to Alex.

Plus it is really old.

That's atleast what triggered this (I assume)

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Maybe the mods are going fun police ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bald Bantha

mod abuse 11... but in reverse

miles

Has anyone tried creating and tried using the max (or an extremely large) -sized swap space on Linux, Windows, etc?

DJ McMayhem

I wouldn't say fun police. I'd say moving slightly towards what would be considered normal for the rest of the SE network.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

1:34 AM

"many memes of" is normal for the rest of the SE network

DJ McMayhem

Yeah, that is true. Who knows, maybe it won't be locked forever.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Maybe

I personally wouldn't be surprised. We seem to be making a turn in a different direction, be it good or bad.

Sp3000

It was being horrifically (over|mis)used, so I'm glad we're moving away from it

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DJ McMayhem

A meme or memes in general?

Bald Bantha

@DJMcMayhem the alex-is-wrong meme that we aren't supposed to use anymore

4 hours ago, by Dr Green Eggs and Iron Man

TIL Alex is not as wrong as we thought.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

1:39 AM

@Sp3000 I'm fine with moving away from that which is overused, but I feel that people will interpret "no more of meme X" entails then "no more of memes in general"

miles

I wouldn't mind being the verbal beating bag, but it probably won't be much fun since I'm usually not here.

DJ McMayhem

I don't think that would be the end of the world. Memes are funnier when they are a little less spread out.

Sp3000

@DJMcMayhem I mean the Alex one, but this also applies to a few others, like the avocado one

DJ McMayhem

@miles I think their's a difference between saying in chat "Alex is wrong teehee so funny MEEMZ lol" and saying on main "Alex, how dare you close my question. You are always wrong and unfair."

Bald Bantha

4 hours ago, by Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

It's almost impossible to make a meme whilst trying to make a meme

we should make a program anylize chat stars and see what connects them then find a connection that does not involve a current meme. That will be our new meme.

Sp3000

1:43 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I don't think that will happen, or at least I hope not. But we'll see

DJ McMayhem

Sound like this:

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Q: Predict whether a message will be starred or not in 50 bytes

Given an input of a string consisting of any message from our site chatroom taken from the list described and linked below, output either a truthy or a falsy value attempting to predict whether that message was starred or not in 50 bytes or less. You may use any truthy or falsy values, but they ...

Bald Bantha

Yeah, but use that to create a new meme

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Sp3000 I'm a pessimist in this case.

Sp3000

Hm k - I just think it'll happen naturally sooner or later, or at least should

As long as it's not forced - those ones aren't funny :/

Leaky Nun

@MartinEnder Nice!!!

DJ McMayhem

1:46 AM

Bald Bantha

@DJMcMayhem Inspect element hacks?

wait hold up your not a mod how did you get that screen?

Ohhh. DJ McMayhem is Alex Sock Confiremed

Alex sock memes are still allowed right?

DJ McMayhem

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Leaky Nun

@LuisMendo No, I'm just trying to fix the current algorithm.

DJ McMayhem

@BaldBantha It was doorknob:

Sep 9 '15 at 20:23, by Doorknob

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Bald Bantha

Ohhh

DJ McMayhem

1:50 AM

But it made me laugh, so I reposted it.

Bald Bantha

you should have permalinked in the first place

DJ McMayhem

I like bringing this up from time to time:

May 4 at 2:31, by Alex A.

I cannot wait for those breeding vats.

Bald Bantha

>We did not invent The Algorithm. The algorithm is banned in 47 countries. The algorithm is on-topic on 87 percent of SE sites. The Algorithm consistently finds Jon Skeet. The algorithm cannot be detected by regex. This is not the algorithm. This is close. what is this from and can I put it in my bio?

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Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

4

Leaky Nun

-1 for help instead of halp

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

1:55 AM

it's all about the -15

dorukayhan

> The algorithm cannot be detected by regex.

DJ McMayhem

@BaldBantha Haha, I'm glad you like that. I took it from xkcd and made it more stack exchange-ey.

dorukayhan

could it be written in an xml-like language?

DJ McMayhem

Feel free to put it in your bio if you want.

Bald Bantha

@DJMcMayhem I recall that from an xkcd... which one?

miles

1:56 AM

Can the algorithm be generated by a grammar?

DJ McMayhem

It's from the site itself.

explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/footnote

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I guess I stand corrected

Upgoat

2:13 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :D +1 for using sandbox viewer

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Upgoat :D I like it a lot

Upgoat

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ <3

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

^_^

Upgoat

Anyone here have experience with emscripteiten

Quill

is that like german javascript

Doorknob

2:27 AM

@Sp3000 Yeah, pretty much. It was encouraging persistent bad behavior.

Dr Green Eggs and Iron Man

Queen eggs and ham imgur.com/gallery/VF9mbDn

Upgoat

@Quill it is a C to JavaScript transpiler

@Doorknob so is the lock temporary, so new memes can rise, or permanent, no more memes?

Alex A.

Historical significance locks are permanent

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

so.. no more memes. nailed it

Upgoat

@AlexA. not even mods can take the lock off?

El'endia Starman

2:37 AM

@Upgoat They can. They just won't.

Really, it means that the lock won't ever expire, like other kinds of locks.

Leaky Nun

CMC: Matrix multiplication.

Upgoat

@El'endiaStarman I know it won't expire. I was just wondering if the mods were planning on taking it off after a while

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

What would happen if someone made a new one?

Doorknob

@LeakyNun Jelly: æ×

Upgoat

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ it would probably be downvoted into oblivion, and deleted hammered

Doorknob

2:38 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I would close it as a duplicate

Leaky Nun

@Doorknob Try doing that without the built-in

Quill

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ and then doorknob will send you a christmas card of a monkey throwing poop

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

but that wouldn't be like the other SE sites

Upgoat

#ifdef NEVER

0/10 variable name choice, this makes me think it will never be true

Alex A.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ So?

Doorknob

2:41 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ what, did you think the other mods don't send Christmas cards containing poop-throwing monkeys?

Upgoat

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ SE CMs at our site proposal

Alex A.

Poo is thrown at Christmas no matter where you are on the internet

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

just call me salty :P

Alex A.

Okay, Salty O'Brien.

Salty O'Brien, Pepperknob

Upgoat

@AlexA. Sᴀʟᴛʏ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ, ftfy

Alex A.

2:43 AM

O'thank you

Upgoat

Can anyone understand what these words mean and tell me how to build PCRE, pls :3

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Q: Is Ans considered a valid form of in

We haven't reached a complete consensus on whether or not Ans is permitted as a valid input format for TI-BASIC. We have this answer on "Default for Code Golf: Input/Output methods" with a slim majority support for its use, but I recently posted an answer to Approximation of e which used Ans as ...

discussion

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

What would you call a reverse map? E.g., an array of functions being called with an argument

Upgoat

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ you mean like: reversemap = (farray, ...args) => farray.map(f => f(...args)) ?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

yes

Alex A.

2:52 AM

Mapping an argument to an array of functions. Still a map of sorts.

Upgoat

idk maybe callEach or callAll or callWith?

Quill

sounds like a two dimensional map

Leaky Nun

pyth.herokuapp.com/…

Upgoat

why does git come with a shell ._.

Leaky Nun

To all: guess what trick I used xd

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

2:56 AM

> Character with code point A. If A is too large, convert to base 256 and turn each into a character.

Leaky Nun

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Run it.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I did

:P

Leaky Nun

Then you'd know I'm not referring to the C command..

Sp3000

It copies fine for me, despite the null :/

Leaky Nun

@Sp3000 nice

Sp3000

2:58 AM

Although if you want an actual copy and paste trick, here you go: security.love/Pastejacking

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Oh. I didn't try copying it

Quill

The Chemical Brothers - Leave Home

►

Sp3000

(oh, looks like everything but the null is copied, I see)

Leaky Nun

<html>
    <body>
        Copy the text below and run it in your terminal for totally not evil things to happen.
        </br>

        <p>echo "not evil"</p>
        <script>
            document.addEventListener('copy', function(e){
                console.log(e);
                e.clipboardData.setData('text/plain', 'echo "evil"\r\n');
                e.preventDefault(); // We want our data, not data from any selection, to be written to the clipboard
            });
        </script>
    </body>

That's nice.

and malicious.

potentially.

Sp3000

Yeah, the site's from a security researcher demonstrating that that's possible, if I remember right

Upgoat

3:01 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ @EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ any ideas for what template i should use for cheddar website

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Upgoat make your own, you sissy

:P

G'night now!

Upgoat

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ hahahahaha, like I have the ~~time~~ ability. I'd rather use a website made my a professional designer, rather than one made by a goat with bad typing

Quill

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ night

Upgoat

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ bai

Dr Green Eggs and Iron Man

0/

Leaky Nun

3:04 AM

Can anyone explain this?

Sp3000

@LeakyNun Hit debug and you'll see how it's parsed

Leaky Nun

@Sp3000 Not referring to that.

Sp3000

Not seeing a problem tbh

Leaky Nun

@Sp3000 Both produce the same output for Cz, but not for C+"a"z

Sp3000

The strings are different lengths, so the "a" is in a different place value for both

Leaky Nun

3:08 AM

I see.

Then which one is correct?

Sp3000

It's basically like saying [1, 0] and [2] are equivalent taken base 2, but [1,1,0] is not [1,2] since the extra 1 is worth a different value in each

Helka Homba

Cook french fries or write challenge. Hmm

Sp3000

Depends what you mean by "correct"

@HelkaHomba Obvious response: French fries challenge

Helka Homba

@Loovjo Want to be in a language: github.com/HelkaHomba/ThePeoplesPython

Dr Green Eggs and Iron Man

@HelkaHomba You should explain the challenge in chat, then make fries then make the challenge so I can FGITW it.

Helka Homba

3:11 AM

Roughly v

5 hours ago, by Helka Homba

For challenge: Given list of ints, e.g. 1 0 8 2 4 4, put + sign in between pairs that increase, and - in between pairs that decrease, and ? in between equal pairs. So 1-0+8-2+4?4 = 9?4

Leaky Nun

@HelkaHomba How does 1-0+8-2+4 evaluate to 9?

Helka Homba

@LeakyNun because it doesn't -_- should be 11

Leaky Nun

Pyth, 35 bytes: M+G@",-+"->GH<GHj\?vs+gMC,JsMcQdtJe

@isaacg Bug: the MC, above can't be replaced with V

Sp3000

3:30 AM

@HelkaHomba Will the list contain at least one element?

Helka Homba

yes

Doorknob

I put all of my progress on my conlang on my wobsite (I know there's a few conlangers in here)

Leaky Nun

I'm only a linguistics enthusiast

Upgoat

>_> I lost cheddar logo sources

Leaky Nun

Digits (0-9) pa po piu pui pia pai pou puo poa pao

CMC: golf a digit converter

Quill

3:34 AM

Doorknob

@LeakyNun sm+\p@+\a+\oc"iuuiiaaiouuooaao"2v (probably suboptimal, and I couldn't be bothered to compress the string :P)

That'd be 33

Leaky Nun

@Doorknob Well, there's some pattern for the even and the odd, maybe you can use that

Doorknob

Right, it's *"io""ua" and then mapping x to x, _x

sm_Bd*"io""ua", there we go

So sm+\p@+\a+\osm_Bd*"io""ua"v is 27

Leaky Nun

nice

"m_Bd"

Doorknob

I was under the impression you couldn't nest pfns

Leaky Nun

3:41 AM

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A: Calculate the Kronecker Product

Pyth, 14 12 11 bytes JEsMs*RRRRJ Translation of Jelly answer, which is based on Büttner's Algorithm (ü pronounced when trying to make an ee sound [as in meet] in the mouth-shape of an oo sound [as in boot]). Try it online (test case 1)! Bonus: calculate B⊗A in the same number of bytes JEsMs...

Doorknob

haha

Okay, so sm+\p@+\a+\os_BM*"io""ua"v is 26

Upgoat

Does anyone still use IE8?

Doorknob

Sadly, + M"ao" is longer than +\a+\o.

Sp3000

Either something's very wrong, or CJam ties :P : 'p"aoioua"2/~m*_Wf%\.\+q~=

Dennis

@quartata Done. Sorry for the delay.

Dr Green Eggs and Iron Man

3:49 AM

@Upgoat I sure hope not

Sp3000

25: 'p"aoioua"2/~m*{_W%}%+q~=

Wait... is the input a single digit or multiple digits?

Doorknob

@Dennis delau (n.) - the name change "Kenny Lau" -> "Leaky Nun"

@Sp3000 My Pyth solution does multiple digits.

Sp3000

Yeah, asking cos I just noticed it does :P

Dennis

-_-

Doorknob

It's 23 if the input's a single digit (remove sm at the beginning and v at the end).

Leaky Nun

3:54 AM

@Doorknob Can't golf it further.

Sp3000

29 for multiple digits: 'pq:~"aoioua"2/~m*{_W%}%+f=f+, Dennis could probably do better :P

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Upgoat What conor said.

@Upgoat cough @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ cough

Upgoat

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ too late already chose one

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

>_>

link?

@Upgoat

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ got the 5 ref. :D

Upgoat

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ this is the template: html5up.net/spectral haven't deployed yet

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ ^

Helka Homba

4:17 AM

@Sp3000 (cc @DrGreenEggsandIronMan) posted

Sp3000

> Order of operations matters

Well that changed everything :P

btw can I propose [4,2,2,4] as a test case?

Dennis

I beat Martin to something! \o/

Sp3000

What's that, 3rd gold badge type?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ it's midnight here

Dr Green Eggs and Iron Man

Congrats! You gonna beat him to 100k also?

Helka Homba

4:22 AM

@Sp3000 done

and eval is fine

Dennis

@Sp3000 First math gold badge and first user (I think) to get three golden tab badges.

@DrGreenEggsandIronMan The gap is getting smaller, but he's pretty close already...

Dr Green Eggs and Iron Man

@HelkaHomba haha, thanks for letting me know even though I probably won't answer it. I'm not that great at golfing.

@Dennis Its possible, though it won't be easy. Although you're getting rep about 2x as fast as him.

Upgoat

waddaya think of cheddars new website

Dennis

@DrGreenEggsandIronMan With the rep cap, that depends pretty on much on him. He hasn't been too active lately. If he keeps that up...

Dr Green Eggs and Iron Man

Do you hit the rep cap every day?

Helka Homba

4:30 AM

@Upgoat Animations are unnecessary and too slow. I'm more likely to click "Learn More" if I can do it instantly. As is I was more tempted to click away :/

Dr Green Eggs and Iron Man

@Upgoat it looks great on mobile. +1

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Q: Turn an Array into a Math Problem

Given a nonempty list of nonnegative integers, consider rewriting it as an arithmetic problem where: A plus sign (+) is inserted between pairs of numbers that increase from left to right (a.k.a. from the start of the list to the end). A minus sign (-) is inserted between pairs of numbers that d...

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Maltysen

@HelkaHomba agreed

also, the menu should only be hidden on mobile and not on desktop

Helka Homba

Minecraft PC - Another Adventure: A Nether Adventure [3]

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Dr Green Eggs and Iron Man

\o/

Helka Homba

:)

Dr Green Eggs and Iron Man

"Moin-croft pc, uhno'er advenchah"

Helka Homba

4:55 AM

Is my elocution that bad? ;_;

:P

Dr Green Eggs and Iron Man

I will admit, I just had to Google "elocution".

Leaky Nun

5:17 AM

@HelkaHomba -1 for small GUI

Dennis

@DrGreenEggsandIronMan I used to, but I started slacking off when I got Legendary.

Dr Green Eggs and Iron Man

"Slacking off" == 24K this year.

If that's slacking off, what am I doing?

:P

Helka Homba

@LeakyNun It is the "normal" setting (on 1920x1080), but I getcha. You're the second person to mention that so I think I will make it bigger in future videos.

Leaky Nun

@HelkaHomba oh, alright

@HelkaHomba What mods do you have?

Helka Homba

@LeakyNun none at all (in that series)

Leaky Nun

5:28 AM

-1 for no optifine

Helka Homba

I've tried recording with it and had issues. I get enough fps anyway.

Leaky Nun

I see

Dennis

@DrGreenEggsandIronMan Well, it's all relative. Click here and compare my rep gain August - November 2015 to now...

Dr Green Eggs and Iron Man

Haha, I know, I just want to give you a hard time.

I'm gaining more rep now then I ever have. I've doubled since March.

Helka Homba

@Dennis Way to golf!

We should form a "one of my stats is higher than Martin's" club ;)

Dennis

5:34 AM

I got married first. Not sure if that counts.

Quill

You got mod status first

Dennis

No, Martin did.

Leaky Nun

5:54 AM

Poll: what's the golfiest natural language?

Sp3000

Depends how you define "golfiest" - e.g. a lot of languages probably wouldn't like the idea of being scored in UTF-8

Dr Green Eggs and Iron Man

Depends on what you measure in. Eastern languages carry a lot more information per character, but have a much larger dictionary.

Leaky Nun

@DrGreenEggsandIronMan per character: yes, per byte: not really

@Sp3000 why not?

Dr Green Eggs and Iron Man

Exactly, that's my point.

Leaky Nun

English could theoretically be stored in base 27

Dr Green Eggs and Iron Man

5:56 AM

But then the question is, how do you store a "byte" of Chinese for example?

Sp3000

Because, e.g. Eastern languages would barely make use of the one-byte chars

Leaky Nun

UTF8

Quill

if one natural character was one byte, Chinese

Leaky Nun

@Quill that is precisely why we don't count a character as a byte

Dr Green Eggs and Iron Man

If you can count English in base 27, then I'm sure there is also a more convenient way to store chinese also.

Leaky Nun

5:58 AM

> Unicode currently has 74605 CJK characters.

(CJK = Chinese + Japanese + Korean)

Sp3000

Also kinda depends on how you're forming the sentences too, e.g. if you're dropping unnecessary letters, or if you're dropping whole words which can be inferred from context

Quill

Korean is pretty golfy too, the korean dictionary is smaller than Japanese and Chinese and the sentences are usually pretty small

Dr Green Eggs and Iron Man

Revenant: english.stackexchange.com/questions/2998/…

Quill

swap the positions of v and l

Dr Green Eggs and Iron Man

Relalent: engvish.stackexchange.com/questions/2998/…

Is that what you meant?

Quill

6:05 AM

never mind <_<

Dr Green Eggs and Iron Man

Haha

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

Hello

Dr Green Eggs and Iron Man

o/

Sp3000

@Quill I was going to compose a joke response with a lot of words with v/l swapped, but most of these are just variations of live/vile so this isn't very interesting :/

Dr Green Eggs and Iron Man

A vot of words are just lariations.

Leaky Nun

6:11 AM

> Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. [too long] Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.

Sp3000

levitation/velitation's a good one though

Leaky Nun

> Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valourous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition!

> The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.

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:30301176 testing

:30301176 testing

I out-golfed you! — Leaky Nun 10 mins ago

Upgoat

@HelkaHomba ok, I'll speed it up a lot

Sp3000

Do it in the same language as Dennis then I'll be impressed :P

Dr Green Eggs and Iron Man

I'm tired. G'night all!

Upgoat

6:16 AM

@DrGreenEggsandIronMan night!

Dr Green Eggs and Iron Man

And the possibility of lucid dreaming just makes it that much more fascinating.

Sp3000

It seems that if we're wailing the need to hale both vetters, things get more vibrating.

Dennis

6:44 AM

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A: Turn an Array into a Math Problem

Leaky Nun

nice

mınxomaτ

7:28 AM

BirdOverflow: imgur.com/FZckSP7

> I love flying limes

Quill

8:03 AM

;-;

how do get mod diamond? I tri for 1 wek and no diamon

Leaky Nun

Could someone help me in this golfing war

we keep beating each other but Dennis beats me now

Martin Ender

8:35 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ in Mathematica it's called Through but I always thought that's a bit unintuitive.

Loovjo

8:47 AM

@HelkaHomba Could I be int?

Optimizer

10:01 AM

@Doorknob whoah.. the fourth reason!!! /hides

Martin Ender

10:41 AM

@Dennis I'd like to point out our votes/answers ratios on that tag though :P (although to be fair I think that's mostly due to the tweetable maths challenge)

more seriously, congrats! :)

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

11:28 AM

Chat mini challenge: Given a and b, calculate a + b - (b+1) * (b+2) / (b+3).

Martin Ender

that seems rather arbitrary

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

Heh.

Optimizer

a+b++-b++*b++/b JS

Sp3000

11:48 AM