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muddyfish

12:03

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Q: javascript code into a twig template

i have this code into topic.html.twig {% block myJavascript %} <script type="text/javascript"> alert("test"); </script> {% endblock %} and dont work. help me please need write code in javascript into twig template Symfony2

javascript

Helka Homba

This is so fucked up

Around 20 people are dead and 42 injured at a gay nightclub in Orlando Florida

Martin Ender

what? D:

Helka Homba

I try to tolerate and level with gun lovers but the fact that this kind of thing is possible is impossible to swallow

Sorry to rant in here, but it just does bug me :/

muddyfish

I don't try and tolerate gun lovers - I think we have a different kind of attitude in the UK but I don't know many Americans

Fatalize

12:13

there's also a singer that got killed by a fan yesterday isn't it?

Helka Homba

@Fatalize Yes, that was incredulous too

Fatalize

if it werent so sad it would be funny

here with the Euro there were mass hooligan violence in Marseille yesterday

I think one english supporter is critically injured but no one died

even though there were many more retards per square meter than in those 2 other events

No gun => no easy kill

Helka Homba

@muddyfish Idk. I can understand that guns are interesting from a historical perspective or an engineering perspective, or as a necessary tool to hunt for food. But when someone can legally buy a semi-automatic rifle and walk into a crowded public place and start shooting with ease, something is wrong.

muddyfish

@HelkaHomba a tool to hunt food - surely that's unnecessary in this age. I agree about the other points though

Fatalize

When guns were invented we already didn't need them for food

Helka Homba

12:25

@muddyfish For most people, yes. But say for some remote person in Alaska it seems reasonable enough.

El'endia Starman

@Fatalize I'm not a gun lover by any means, but this statement reeks of ignorance to me. If you're north of the Artic circle in some remote place, you pretty much need guns to hunt.

Fatalize

@El'endiaStarman This is relevant to about 0.000001% of the population, ok

muddyfish

Alaska != Florida

Fatalize

pretty sure guns weren't invented to hunt

El'endia Starman

And that's in this day and age. What about settlers in what would become the USA, in the 1700s?

Fatalize

12:26

Yeah how would they hunt the natives without guns!?

El'endia Starman

@Fatalize There's a good chance that bows and arrows weren't invented for hunting either.

Helka Homba

@Loovjo yes

El'endia Starman

@Fatalize You know that's not what I was talking about.

Helka Homba

Guns have their uses, no doubt. I don't mean to start an argument about them though.

It's just a really bs thing to happen to those people.

Fatalize

they have specific uses and are dangerous, so they have no place in the hands of the random stupid Joe

Leaky Nun

12:32

 (b+1) * (b+2) / (b+3) = (b^2 + 3b + 2)/(b+3) = b + 2/(b+3)

  a + b - (b+1) * (b+2) / (b+3)
= a + b - b - 2/(b+3)
= a - 2/(b+3)

flawr

@LeakyNun =0 if b=-1 and a=1

Leaky Nun

@flawr = 0 if a = 2/(b+3)

a(b+3) = 2

for every a, the solution b=2/a - 3 satisfies the equation

flawr

reddit.com/r/woahdude/comments/4no6u9/…

Leaky Nun

@flawr It treats "I am gone" as a passive sentence...

flawr

12:50

Still I think they are quite a damn good job=)

Right to Repair bill is in jeopardy | It's time to DO SOMETHING!!

►

^ please watch

mınxomaτ

@flawr Does it use Parsey McParseface?

Optimizer

13:05

@mınxomaτ dang it. i thought its all client side.

trichoplax

@flawr Before I click, is this relevant globally or to a specific nation?

@El'endiaStarman Good point. You don't need an arms race with creatures without arms

mınxomaτ

@flawr Rossman is going popular really fast.

Leaky Nun

CMC: given positive integer n, count the number of occurrences of 3 from 1 to n (33 counts twice) without any string operations or base-conversion function...

Dr Green Eggs and Iron Man

13:24

Chat mini challenge: go have a nice cup of coffee.

Don't mind if I do.

Fatalize

@LeakyNun test cases?

Leaky Nun

@Fatalize 3 -> 1, 13 -> 2, 33 -> 8

chat.stackexchange.com/…

Martin Ender

@Fatalize cjam.aditsu.net/#code=%7B)_oSo%2C%3A)s'3e%3Dp%7D100%2F

Fatalize

Brachylog, 14 bytes: :1:efc:{e3}fl.

@MartinEnder broken

Martin Ender

is it?

Fatalize

13:28

i only get {)_oSo,:)s as code

which doesn't work

Leaky Nun

@MartinEnder Pyth always beats CJam

Feb 6 at 22:29, by El'endia Starman

Chat mini-challenge: produce a 100MB number (preferably in Python). You have a little bit of leeway, like, say, +- 20 MB.

Fatalize

@LeakyNun Brachylog always beats Pyth (excluding when it loses)

Leaky Nun

@Fatalize How does it work?

@Fatalize No, that was not directly the challenge (try to run it)

Martin Ender

@Fatalize ugh, these annoying permalinks. cjam.tryitonline.net/…

Leaky Nun

@Fatalize Both links work for me

Martin Ender

13:31

anyway, Mathematica, 28: Tr@DigitCount[Range@#,10,3]&

Leaky Nun

@MartinEnder How does that work?

Fatalize

:1:ef Find all numbers between Input and 1
c Concatenate into a single number
:{e3}f Find all occurences of 3 in that number
l. Unify Output with the length of that list of 3

Martin Ender

@LeakyNun create list from 1 to n, count the number of 3s in the base-10 representation of each of them, sum them all up with Tr

Leaky Nun

Should I just lift up the restriction?

Fatalize

@LeakyNun Wouldn't change anything for me

Leaky Nun

13:32

Oh, nobody is following the restriction anyway. Restriction cancelled.

Fatalize

how are we not following it?

Martin Ender

hey, I was following it :P

Leaky Nun

@MartinEnder base conversion.

Martin Ender

there's no base conversion

just a built-in :P

Leaky Nun

alright

@Fatalize What is concatenate?

Fatalize

13:36

@LeakyNun a builtin that concatenates integers into a single integer, when the input is a list of int

no conversion to strings

Quill

reduce, perhaps

Fatalize

in fact you can set constraints to the integers and then concatenate them, so you get a concatenated constrained integer variable which you can unify later

which can't be done on strings

Leaky Nun

@Fatalize T'es mort si j'peux trouver une operation des chaînes dans la source code.

Fatalize

"une opération des chaînes" wat

Quill

thanks for reminding me I can't speak French

Fatalize

13:37

also why is everyone speaking in French to me here

no one is speaking german to Martin afaik

Leaky Nun

@Fatalize chaine = string

Fatalize

@LeakyNun Still doesn't quite make sense :p

Leaky Nun

@Fatalize a string operation.

Fatalize

But there's two different rules for concatenate, one for int and one for strings

you can check that the one used in this program is the int one :p

if you're really suspicious

@LeakyNun No string in sight

Leaky Nun

@Fatalize I don't speak prolog. Which sentence concatenates two integers?

Fatalize

13:43

@LeakyNun integer_value transforms an integer into a list of digits (using only arithmetic constraints) in either direction, append line 157 is the thing concatenating those lists of digits

you reconstruct the concatenated integer using integer_value too

Leaky Nun

> transforms an integer into a list of digits

Alright, my intention was for you guys to use some arithmetic approaches

instead of the traditional approach

since I thought it would be more fun

Fatalize

it does

it's built-in :p

Leaky Nun

look, you know what I mean.

Fatalize

Here's integer_value

only arithmetic

Leaky Nun

@Fatalize Essayer cela:

Feb 6 at 22:29, by El'endia Starman

Chat mini-challenge: produce a 100MB number (preferably in Python). You have a little bit of leeway, like, say, +- 20 MB.

en utilisant Brachylog

Fatalize

13:49

does it have to return it in a reasonable time?

Leaky Nun

@Fatalize comme tu veux.

Fatalize

Easy

Leaky Nun

@Fatalize Show me.

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

@LeakyNun Sorry, I don't get it

Fatalize

,$M:100*I,0<.lI,.=

Leaky Nun

13:53

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 It means "as you like".

Fatalize

If you replace $M by 1, it returns 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000‌000000000000000000000 (100 digits)

$M is 1000000

Leaky Nun

@Fatalize J'aimerais voir une explication (parce que je ne parle pas brachylog)

Fatalize

(you can actually get all 100 digit numbers by pressing ; in the interpreter repeatedly)

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

@LeakyNun Explication? o_O

Fatalize

,$M:100*I I is 100*1000000
,0<. Output is an integer bigger than 0
lI Output has I digits
,.= Assign a value to Output

Leaky Nun

13:55

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 "explanation".

@Fatalize Nice.

Fatalize

Prolog has arbitrary integers, so it will work

it will have a hard time returning it though

Already takes 8 seconds for a 500 digits number

Leaky Nun

@Fatalize The golfiest approach is currently 2^10^8.

Fatalize

that's less elegant, cause mine can return any 100 Mb integers :p

Leaky Nun

@Fatalize T'as raison.

Fatalize

@LeakyNun why speak French though

Leaky Nun

14:03

@Fatalize because you're French?

Quill

@Fatalize because france + canada + some of america

Fatalize

I speak English though

Leaky Nun

Alright.

Fatalize

I mean I don't care but since mods don't like noise, probably best not to use something other than English :p

Leaky Nun

Sprechen wir in Deutsche :D

Fatalize

14:06

Ich habe Deutsch für 9 Jahren lernen, aber mein Deutsch is sehr schlecht

(pretty sure there's incorrect grammar/conjugation here)

Martin Ender

*Jahre gelernt, *ist

otherwise looks good

Leaky Nun

@Fatalize Wie viele Sprachen sprichst du :o

Martin Ender

@LeakyNun "Deutsch" and "auf" or nothing is more common than "in"

Leaky Nun

@MartinEnder Gibt es eine Zeit, wenn du nicht hier bist?

@MartinEnder Danke.

Fatalize

@LeakyNun Drei: Französisch, Anglisch und Deutsch

Martin Ender

14:08

@LeakyNun nachts? ;)

Leaky Nun

@MartinEnder Es ist Nacht fuer mir.

Fatalize

"fuer" cringe

Martin Ender

"mir" cringe :P

Fatalize

mich isn't it

Martin Ender

yep

Sp3000

14:10

Je ne hablo europeo Sprache :/

2

Fatalize

@Sp3000 You speak English...

Martin Ender

I was just gonna say...

Leaky Nun

@Sp3000 "Je ne": French, "I do not". "hablo": Spanish, "I speak". "europeo": non-existent. "Sprache": German, "langauge".

flawr

@trichoplax This USA based, but might also be a relevant topic for other countries.

Leaky Nun

So you're a polyglot.

Fatalize

14:11

europeo seems to exist in spanish

Sp3000

It was meant to be Italian, but close enough :P

Leaky Nun

@Fatalize Oops, nice.

Fatalize

@Sp3000 Replace o by i, then it's Italien

easy

flawr

@mınxomaτ omg :D

Leaky Nun

@Fatalize Quite sure "Sprache" is singular.

@Fatalize *Italian.

Sp3000

14:13

Oh, is that how it works? tbh last time I did Italian was 12 years ago, so I only remember "arrivederci" by this point

Leaky Nun

@Sp3000 -o = masculine singular, -a = feminine singular, -i = masculine plural, -e = feminine plural

(there are a lot of exceptions)

Fatalize

I went to rome in March, only knew how to say hello good bye thank you please and french fries

Sp3000

Oh, another gender noun language, right...

Leaky Nun

All Romantic (French, Spanish, Italian, Romanian, etc) languages are gendered

Fatalize

romance*

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

14:15

@Sp3000 Buongiorno?

Leaky Nun

@Fatalize Sí.

Sp3000

Okay, maybe a few more but nothing substantial

Fatalize

germanic languages also are

also russian

Leaky Nun

@Fatalize English is a rare exception.

Fatalize

also nordic

@LeakyNun yes

Why don't English speakers understand that chairs are girls

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Martin Ender

14:17

@Fatalize because they aren't

they're obviously guys

Fatalize

@MartinEnder In your languages girls are neutral, so you're not qualified to judge the gender of nouns

Leaky Nun

@Fatalize young girls*

flawr

@LeakyNun why only young ones?

Martin Ender

@Fatalize we're just gentlemen enough to use a diminutive for girls, and diminutives should be neuter so all is well...

Fatalize

@MartinEnder "gentlemen" "diminutive for girls" wat

Martin Ender

14:19

it's only polite

flawr

@Fatalize You do have weird fetishes.

Martin Ender

(I'm obviously only bullshitting... languages don't make sense, full stop)

Fatalize

@flawr you don't like sitting on chairs? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

flawr

@MartinEnder Eh you just insulted PHP!

Sp3000

hides in corner with English and miscellaneous knowledge of other languages

Fatalize

14:22

Kids aren't people in Germany

:p

Leaky Nun

-1 for -ment neuter.

flawr

@Fatalize In my area when a child was born, older people used to ask (in all seriousness) whether it was a boy or a child.

@Fatalize Now I'm so glad I never had to learn german as a foreign language=)

(French is bad enough)

Leaky Nun

@MartinEnder How do you pronounce "das Baby"?

Martin Ender

baby is pronounced the same as in English

Leaky Nun

nice

Does anyone here learn Chinese?

Martin Ender

14:29

although some people with less of a grasp on English might pronounce it more like "Behbie" (German pronunciation)

trichoplax

@flawr Interesting (and worrying). I can see what you mean about maybe relevant to other countries - could affect customers worldwide

flawr

@trichoplax It just opened my eyes on how bad the current state really is.

Dr Green Eggs and Iron Man

@flawr PHP deserves to be insulted.

Leaky Nun

14:46

Feb 25 at 11:51, by Adnan

Chat mini-challenge: kolmogorov-complexity, output the following exact string: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789

cmc-recycling

Fatalize

@LeakyNun Brachylog: @Aw@A@uw0:9:e:fcw

trichoplax

Output this exact string: "kolmorogov-complexity"

muddyfish

@LeakyNun Pyke, 5: ~l~u+

@LeakyNun Or 2 if 0123456789abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ is allowed: ~J

Leaky Nun

@muddyfish It's obviously not allowed.

just rotate it.

Fatalize

18 bytes: @Aw@A@uw0w1:9:efcw

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

14:50

@trichoplax Pyth, 23 bytes: "kolmogorov-complexity.

muddyfish

Thats gonna take more than 3 bytes

Leaky Nun

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 that's 23 bytes

22 bytes

muddyfish

@trichoplax Pyke: 20 bytes "kolmogorov-".d᝘+

Output this exact string: Output this exact string

13 bytes: .dׄ ൉؞l5

Are the badges meant to look like that?

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

@muddyfish On Arqade, yes.

muddyfish

But those are PPCG badges

Dennis

15:01

The badges take the CSS from the site you're visiting.

Sp3000

I think it's just where you're viewing from

muddyfish

Thats a bit weird

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

Well, darn. Ninja'd by Dennis.

Quill

otherwise you have to include every site's CSS

muddyfish

I know but why not have badges in their own one - they're doing it for site identicons

Martin Ender

15:06

@Lynn oh, thanks for the bounty :) ... I totally forgot that I submitted an answer for that :D

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Upgoat that is a pretty nice website template.

Quill

> template

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

style, template, whatever

Lynn

You’re welcome, @Martin!

Strange how that question didn’t attract more answers. I’m not sure why @Leaky deleted his Pyth one, but I guess it was invalid?

Quill

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ just pointing out that templates are lame

Leaky Nun

15:10

@Lynn which question?

Martin Ender

that lambda calculus ASCII art

Quill

@LeakyNun codegolf.stackexchange.com/users/3852/…

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Quill okay

Leaky Nun

Oh, that was invalid.

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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Implement this cipher (I'm not sure what to call this cipher, I created it myself) Goal Use the algorithm (explained in the Algorithm section) to implement a certain cipher. The program must read input from STDIN or the closest available equivalent, use the algorithm to generate the ciphertex...

Lynn

15:13

Ah, yeah, I see now, the spaces are off.

I feel like you could have probably fixed that in only a few bytes, and beat Martin!

New Main Posts

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Q: ಠ_ಠ: (Replace 'o' with ಠ)

Replace "o" with ಠ in the mಠst creative way pಠssible. This is popularity-contest, so the mಠst upvಠted questiಠn wins. ಠ_ಠ

popularity-contest

Quill

only -3 to get it off the homepage, but -5 should do

Martin Ender

-4 I think

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

-7 now.

I think we're good now.

Martin Ender

Votes shouldn't be based on the score a post already has.

Quill

15:19

It's not like there's much to read before making your own decision

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@MartinEnder I clicked after reading the whole text of the question in the onebox. >_>

Leaky Nun

@MartinEnder Do you speak Jelly?

halp, this is not working

Martin Ender

@LeakyNun not really

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

what should it do?

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

@LeakyNun Nope, but @Dennis does.

Leaky Nun

15:23

It should output "Output this exact string"

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 He knows that.

Looks like he didn't really want to ping dennis, but martin was already here.

Leaky Nun

@muddyfish 12 bytes

muddyfish

You win then

Leaky Nun

@muddyfish I don't win. Dennis wins.

muddyfish

I tried :(

Leaky Nun

15:36

@trichoplax 15 bytes

flawr

@MartinEnder I do agree, but sadly this is not reflect the reality, partly blame to the system of the high visibility of the votes.

Leaky Nun

Broken windows theory

The broken windows theory is a criminological theory of the norm-setting and signaling effect of urban disorder and vandalism on additional crime and anti-social behavior. The theory states that maintaining and monitoring urban environments to prevent small crimes such as vandalism, public drinking, and toll-jumping helps to create an atmosphere of order and lawfulness, thereby preventing more serious crimes from happening. The theory was introduced in a 1982 article by social scientists James Q. Wilson and George L. Kelling. Since then it has been subject to great debate both within the social...

trichoplax

@LeakyNun Impressive! I thought about specifying it with a space instead of a hyphen, but when I typed it I wasn't seriously expecting it to be treated as a challenge...

Leaky Nun

@trichoplax Oh, it's a hyphen

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

[citation-needed]

it outputs kolmogorov complexity?

flawr

15:39

@LeakyNun Interesting, I didn't know this effect had a name=)

muddyfish

@LeakyNun I knew about it but didn't bother to look up the wikipedia page

Leaky Nun

@trichoplax 16 bytes

trichoplax

I wonder if just "kolmorogov" would be more compressible, with all the os

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

It isn't in the jelly dictionary. :/

Leaky Nun

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ nor is any substring of it (except maybe go or rog)

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

15:54

okay

Lynn

It’s Kolmogorov.

But I doubt that helps :)

mınxomaτ

@flawr In >>SPEED<< again

trichoplax

@Lynn How embarrassing... I've typed this name enough times I should be able to spell it by now! Thanks for the correction :)

Leaky Nun

@trichoplax 15 bytes

uses the fact that mog is in the dictionary

which means that @Lynn should ~~fix~~ add some features to the script

trichoplax

I thought Jelly was Dennis's?

Leaky Nun

16:05

May 22 at 16:41, by Dennis

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A: Tips for golfing in Jelly

String compression A compressed string looks like “...», where the dots are a chunk of base-250-encoded data. The decompression algorithm is a bit complicated: the chunk is interpreted as a “mixed-base” integer, with divmod breaking off various parts of this integer and constructing a string out...

flawr

@mınxomaτ >>SPEED<< is full D:

mınxomaτ

@flawr Lemme switch...

Destyno it is

trichoplax

@LeakyNun I'm not doing well today. I've already upvoted that and still didn't pick up on what you meant...

mınxomaτ

@flawr afk 10min though

Sp3000

@Lynn Side note, been wondering this whole time - where's your new avvy from?

Lynn

16:08

1041uuu on Tumblr

Sp3000

So... it's an original image then? (because I found that but wasn't sure if there was more context behind it)

Lynn

Not much context. I liked the style a lot, and it looks a bit like me in real life!

Sp3000

Ah k :)

Leaky Nun

Chat mini-challenge: UNICODE -> UTF-8

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Lynn are you that person on tumblr?

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

16:14

@LeakyNun Which Unicode?

Lynn

I’m not. I wish I were that good at pixel art.

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

UTF-16 big endian?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@LeakyNun so output UTF-8 if the input is UNICODE?

First VTC as unclear.

Second: Fuzzy Octo Guacamole, 7 bytes: "UTF-8"

Dennis

@LeakyNun Unicode is not an encoding.

Leaky Nun

code-point -> utf-8

El'endia Starman

16:17

@LeakyNun "Code-point" applies to all encodings.

Dennis

Python 3, 3 bytes: chr

Leaky Nun

Testcase: 1114111 (U+10FFFF) -> F4 8F BF BF (or similar format, whatever base)

bonus if you do it in pyth (i'm always interested how to do it in pyth)

quartata

@Dennis Thanks

Leaky Nun

in fact, -100% if you do it in pyth

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

Why is the many memes post locked?

(cc @Dennis)

Dennis

16:24

Many Memes was supposed to be a place where newcomers can figure out wth the regulars are talking about. Instead of that, it kept a lot of memes that should have been retired a long time ago on life support. It was doing more harm than good.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Dennis Okay, that makes sense.

#AlexIsRight2017

flawr

I also have the impression that many people tried to artificially construct memes just to add another entry there.

quartata

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ totally not an overused bind

Upgoat

@Quill ಠ_ಠ so is using babel-node

mınxomaτ

@flawr You have to afk before the map ends, not before the showroom ends.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

16:33

@quartata okay

I never saw this before, so idk.

@Upgoat you spelled precision wrong on vihan.org

quartata

@Fatalize nailed it

flawr

@mınxomaτ Oh, thanks=)

I somehow do not like many of those tracks on the destyno server, most of them aren't really full speed.

mınxomaτ

Hardly a real fullspeed server left.

I just really dislike tech or mini

flawr

I do like the FreeZone >>TM<<Fullspeed 1

mınxomaτ

16:50

@flawr Uh, lemme go there then

aditsu

bah, I'm not gonna make it

flawr

@mınxomaτ I'm there right now, you can follow.

Sp3000

Distributed happening right now? @aditsu

aditsu

yeah, 5 min left

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

@aditsu From what to what?

Sp3000

16:55

Ah :/

aditsu

rank 212 currently

there's a bug in the scoreboard, some guy has 127 points lol

(out of 100)

jeez, "Judging the Larges will take at least a few hours"

Leaky Nun

bash.org/?946461

> <@joosa> how do you say float in java? just 1.5f?
<@Gliptic> FloatFactoryFactory.getInstance(FloatFactoryFactory.defaultInstanceDescriptionString).getFactory(Locale.getLocale("en-US")).createBuilder().setString("1.5").getResult()

Optimizer

both are wrong

correct way is

System.out.print("float");

Leaky Nun

System.out.print(new String(new byte[]{102, 108, 111, 97, 116}));

aditsu

@LeakyNun haha

Leaky Nun

17:10

Class cache = Integer.class.getDeclaredClasses()[0];
Field c = cache.getDeclaredField("cache");
c.setAccessible(true);
Integer[] array = (Integer[]) c.get(cache);
System.out.print(new String(new byte[]{array[230], array[236], array[239], array[225], array[244]}));

because reflection

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

> #8537
<jackal-> someone guess what my cat will type when i drop it on my keyboard
<jackal-> hello i'm a very intelligent cat, save me from my cruel master and free me from this prison
<jackal-> omg
<jackal-> bad cat

aditsu

definitely a cat

> I am a normal cat typing with my cat paws.

Martin Ender

On the off chance that anyone is actually interested in how a non-trivial Stack Cats program works, I've substantially golfed (and now also explained) Hello World:

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A: "Hello, World!"

Stack Cats, 134 + 3 = 137 148 907 bytes I'm happy to give a 500-rep bounty to the first person who can bring this down below 100 (+3) bytes. -*(:^-_-_:-_:-_:-_:-_-_:[:^]]:^!-*!->[!_>[!_>[{]>[^-_-_:]]<<<}>[!-:^[[\\>]:^[[>:[>:^[<<]]\\>[*>+:^:-_]:^[[-_*[>>>[-_[/<]>+^[>[<<]]*>[) Needs to be r...

definitely suffers from a severe case of TL;DR though

Optimizer

17:29

link to stack cat documentation?

Martin Ender

github.com/mbuettner/stackcats

Optimizer

oh god. i am too old for this stuff now.

Bigtoes

Makes sense. Llamas usually only live to 20-30.

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