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8:01 PM
@Fatalize bah, they're still doing that eurovision crap? :p
 
they are
not sure how Romania will do
 
I don't know anybody who cares
 
but it's even more of a joke now
there's Australia in it
> Australia
> Europe
 
8:05 PM
I rather like the Eurovision contest; it's an awesome mess of craziness and geopolitics.
 
"In 2014, they finished last for the first time when Twin Twin received only two points, one point from Finland and one point from Sweden."
lul
 
@Fatalize "Laugh uber loud"?
 
LaUghing out Loud
 
@Quill hows the SE Chat terminal going?
>_>
 
8:16 PM
@Downgoat english grammar is not gud
 
english grammar is non-existent
 
@Fatalize hahaha Romania was disqualified due to non-payment of debts
 
LOL
 
@aditsu hehe
 
rekt by germany
 
8:20 PM
@zyabin101 i know thanks
I should make a real blog
 
What kind of music do y'all listen when you program?
I have this colleague who is listening to some sort of metal all day, I wouldn't be able to concentrate that way lol
 
Either the type of music I normally enjoy, or shoegaze or ambient
 
@RenderSettings Shoe-what?
 
@BassdropCumberwubwubwub Silence
 
\o/ @RenderSettings you're still there!
 
8:25 PM
what should i call my blog
 
@BassdropCumberwubwubwub try this, it's fresh
 
Shoegazing (also known as shoegaze) is a subgenre of alternative rock that emerged from the United Kingdom in the late 1980s and reached peak popularity in the early 1990s. The style is typified by significant use of guitar distortion, feedback, obscured vocals and the blurring of component musical parts into indistinguishable "walls of sound". The term "shoegazing" was initially devised by the British music press as a gibe meant to ridicule the stage presence of a wave of groups who stood still during live performances in a detached, introspective, non-confrontational state, often with their heads...
 
@quartata Ty, you make my life a lot easier
 
@zyabin101 i'm always already here
 
@BassdropCumberwubwubwub :P
 
8:26 PM
@Fatalize Jesus you gave several diseases to my ears
 
Wikipedia trivia: if you take any article, click on the first link in the article text not in parentheses or italics, and then repeat, you will eventually end up at "Philosophy".
2
 
you mean several eargasms
 
Anyways, I tend to go ambient as well. Or something like this
 
I pretty much like anything instrumental
 
[ES6] Any way I can golf this further? I wonder if there is a better way to instantiate an array other than Array(length).fill()...
 
8:28 PM
 
I usually just pick something random from my massive library of junk
 
I've been listening to flatsound while programming lately, and it's really great
 
"This is a timeless masterpiece of musical innovation" lol no it's not
 
8:31 PM
@Downgoat 11/10 greatest blog i've ever read
 
thanks
 
> This is your very first post. Click the Edit link to modify or delete it, or start a new post. If you like, use this post to tell readers why you started this blog and what you plan to do with it.
 
My favorite song is 4'33" though
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ಠ_ಠ
 
8:33 PM
@RenderSettings I love this, thanks
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :| whoops
 
what should my first blog post be about?
 
goats
and why js is the greatest thing ever
 
ok
 
8:34 PM
@BassdropCumberwubwubwub None.
 
@Downgoat Goats in Australia
 
I think it will help define your personality very well
 
@Downgoat Your blog.
 
Gives blog readers an insight into the deranged mind that is a goat that has been hung upside down
All the blood and JS love went to your head
 
... wordpress makes me pay for a cname ...
 
8:35 PM
See the tutorial post:
 
Just use Jekyll and Github IO
 
@Downgoat do you use windows?
 
> If you like, use this post to tell readers why you started this blog and what you plan to do with it.
@quartata He can't.
 
@zyabin101 ?
 
I don't think names in the GitHub pages namespace are free to use for things not hosted on GitHub.
 
8:37 PM
I meant "host it on GitHub"
Sorry I thought that was implied
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ no
 
@Downgoat He uses Mac.
 
that could be trivially ported to bash
 
8:38 PM
He uses Chrome, Node, Zsh, and... @Downgoat shout it ...
 
Anyone know a more concise way to instantiate a .map-able array in ES6 than Array(length).fill()?
 
@zyabin101 ?
@usandfriends yes
 
enter PhiNotPi
 
@usandfriends [...Array(123)]
are you iterating over a range?
 
@Downgoat well, oh my... the third word is you know what...
@PhiNotPi exeunt
 
8:40 PM
oh my gosh, I just found a blog I had from 7 years ago... I had such shitty spelling
 
montrez-nous
 
facepalm Oh, not oh my gosh... Oh my zsh...
@Downgoat Liiiiink?
 
I just deleted it
it had lots of personal information
 
Daaaaarn
 
8:42 PM
what should the background picture on my blog be?
 
@Downgoat Here's what I'm working on. The function has to return an array, but yes, I am basically using the element's index.
 
Also, I should collect 50 ways of fancily asking for a link to something, i.e. SE questions/answers.
1. Link?
2. Liiiiink?
3. Linky winky?
 
@mınxomaτ accurate summary of hamlet
 
4. Link! Link!
4/50, 46 left. >_>
 
@Downgoat Also thanks for showing me that method of instantiating an array.
 
8:45 PM
@usandfriends np. It's not really a way of instantiating an array though, more of abuse of the spread operator but it works
 
@Downgoat Google->goats->advanced search->usage rights: free to use or share
 
@usandfriends GeeksForGeeks has code golf? O_o
 
@usandfriends If you want a pre-instantiated array, filled with a certain character, you can use [...'.'.repeat(100)] for example
 
@BassdropCumberwubwubwub same length as Array(100).fill('.') but Array(100).fill('.') is more efficient too
 
8:47 PM
@Downgoat Both the same length, it might be useful for something
 
@zyabin101 I don't know, I just wanted to golf my solution for fun.
I found the link through the weekly challenge posted in a programming club I'm in.
 
@Downgoat Can you give me ~10 minutes, and tell me what size of image you need exactly:
?
 
@Bálint 1440x900
 
@Downgoat Give me some time
@Downgoat Do you have a favourite piece of code you made?
 
@Bálint not really
 
8:52 PM
Only stable pieces of code do count.
So no Cheddar, sorry.
 
@mınxomaτ I have to save that one. I'm sure I'm goning to have multiple occasions to cite hamlet.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^_^
 
@zyabin101 v_v
 
@Downgoat Any type of recent code?
 
8:55 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ >_>
 
@Downgoat perfect
 
@zyabin101 >:| they stole my name
 
> // Add new tokens
// this does NOT override old tokens
// this is because `this.Tokens` has
// a custom setter
 
8:59 PM
They also have an unique hexagonal block of cheddar.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ this is a great idea
 
@zyabin101 uniqueness is for the weak
 
@zyabin101 uniqueness is for the weak
 
are you talking about the weak strong uniqueness?
 
9:02 PM
@Downgoat Done, I upload it
 
@Bálint :D \o/
 
@Bálint In chat?
 
I can refine it further
 
:D
 
if needed
And if I put more time than 10 minutes in it
 
9:03 PM
%:@(<./@]([%([*>.=])@([%*:@(2&+@i.@<.@%:)))),]%%:@(<./@]([%([*>.=])@([%*:@(2&+@i.@<.@%:))))
\o/
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ %*%&&%*-:&*%"$&$'%-%-$&-;-&-@(%+-:+
 
@Bálint do you use n++?
 
Where?
 
@Bálint ooh cool
 
for that image
 
9:04 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ What is this monstrosity?
 
@Zgarb XD. It reduces a radical
 
now i just need to choose a theme: wordpress.com/themes/bloggoat.wordpress.com
 
@Zgarb Random keyboard mashing for J.
 
kind of
darn
It's wrong
 
@Downgoat Go with the yearly trend. Choose Twenty Sixteen.
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ D:
 
9:05 PM
@zyabin101 eh.. I want something with a big image so it looks very fancy
 
@Downgoat Escutcheon
 
@Downgoat Affinity?
 
@zyabin101 ok,
brb transforming wedding theme into programming goat theme
 
(It requires choosing a quote for the main page but hopefully you'll find some from PPCG chat.)
 
9:09 PM
I'm making it:
> Programming, and goats in specific directions
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ You drew it from old pieces of J code? :3
 
can anyone think of something better?
 
@zyabin101 actually just that one :3
@Downgoat is that a subtitle?
 
yeah
 
"Down with goats and programming"?
"Progoats"?
"Downgoating Programs"?
 
9:12 PM
Goating down programs
"What happens, if we cross breed an upwards goat and a programmer."
 
I'm making a BF deriv that should be able to replace JavaScript on webpages
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ah, so an improvement then
 
Subjectively
 
How can I make a blog hosted on GitHub?
 
9:14 PM
I use the Git shell.
 
hows this look: bloggoat.wordpress.com
 
@zyabin101 You need an account, and in the settings, you can achieve that feature
@Downgoat Exactly the same as before
 
no? I updated the theme
maybe caching
 
@Downgoat why is your background a german-lookin city?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ its supposed to be a farm
 
9:16 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ There's the Empire State Building...
 
oh. I'd also do "in a specific direction"
Maybe "Downgoat, download"? :3
 
That's not a farm either
 
That's his current
 
Oh, it changed for me too
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ for the subtitle?
 
9:18 PM
@Downgoat yeah
 
ok, first lemme figure out how to do mathjax and code
 
If you want, you can hide the .wordpress.com with a temporary, renewable domain
@Downgoat
 
@Bálint you have to pay $13 a mo for that
oh... I've been doing this all wrong >_>
 
@Downgoat There are "free" domains, wich only last for a year, but you can renew it
domains like .tk, .ml
 
9:32 PM
@Bálint i already have a donain vihan.org
 
I'm in the top 0.99% on the site! \o/
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ \o/
 
2 places behind you, and one behind alex
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Where can you check that information out?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ two plCes behind me in what?
 
I need to start participating mire on main again...
 
I once tried to open inspect element on w3. Neer again.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ What was the problem with it?
 
@Bálint Errors literally every half second flooded the console
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ What's the website?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ಠ_ಠ
w3schools is shit
use mdn
 
@Downgoat I know.
 
And it's stil doing that
 
2 mins ago, by Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
I once tried to open inspect element on w3. Neer again.
 
BTW, cern restored the first ever website on the www
I'M curious what the dl, dt, dd, nextid tags mean
 
9:42 PM
Haha, yes! ITML is almost complete. :3
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ what do you use to host your blog?
 
@Downgoat which one? my github one?
28 mins ago, by Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
I coded it myself.
 
Morning morning morning
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ oh, I'm not doing that
 
You can just port my BATCH to bash and copy the node.
 
9:44 PM
Greetings from an Arch VM!
 
@Quill @Doorknob HAI
 
Hello @Quill and @Doorknob!
 
@Downgoat I did get coveralls working, did you?
 
@Quill yes, partially
is babel-istanbul the same as istanbul but with ababel
 
9:47 PM
You have to like copy the Istanbul result into the coveralls file
And yeah
 
@quartata So you still on Arch? I'm in a VM and I'm considering installing it on my laptop instead of Debian
 
Good idea.
 
@Doorknob I am currently on Ubuntu. I was just playing with an Arch VM
 
Did you know: The shortest obtainable letter character in JSFuck is "f", with one program being:
([]+![])[+[]]
Here are some other shortest programs for a given expression:
"[]": []
"![]": false
"+[]": 0
"[[]]": [[]]
"!![]": true
"[]+[]": ""
"[![]]": [false]
"[+[]]": [0]
"+!![]": 1
"[]+![]": "false"
"[[[]]]": [[[]]]
"[!![]]": [true]
"+[]+[]": "0"
"+[![]]": NaN
"[][![]]": undefined
"[]+!![]": "true"
"[[]+[]]": [""]
"[[![]]]": [[false]]
"[[+[]]]": [[0]]
"[+!![]]": [1]
"[[]+![]]": ["false"]
"[[[[]]]]": [[[[]]]]
"[[!![]]]": [[true]]
"[+[]+[]]": ["0"]
"[+[![]]]": [NaN]
"+!![]+[]": "1"
"[![]]+![]": "falsefalse"
"[+[]]+![]": "0false"
"[[][![]]]": [undefined]
"[[]+!![]]": ["true"]
 
10:04 PM
Those are normal JS things....
 
Yeah, I wrote a bruteforcer
 
@LegionMammal978 That being said, I have a message for you all
(a=>a.toString(2).match(/.{1,7}/g).map(b=>String.fromCharCode(parseInt(b,2))).j‌​oin``)(21159867508)
 
@SuperJedi224 Supernovas are freakishly powerful.
 
@BassdropCumberwubwubwub SyntaxError: illegal character
 
@LegionMammal978 It's ES6 lol
 
10:05 PM
@BassdropCumberwubwubwub Running Firefox v46.0
 
@LegionMammal978 Probably some copy paste issues, I get the same thing now
(a=>alert(a.toString(2).match(/.{1,7}/g).map(b=>String.fromCharCode(parseInt(b,‌​2))).join('')))(21159867508)
Copy pasting doesnt work, retyping it does work. What the actual hell? xD
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I said ES6 fetish, not grammar fetish ;)
@Downgoat because you have to transpile it
 
@Quill haha, touche. I'd love to contribute, but I'm afraid I can't commit until finals are finished
 
:)
 
@Quill i did
@Quill i have an es6 fetish but i want to get the damn coverage working before anyhting else
 
10:12 PM
somehow my REPL test won't work... I have a resulting array of tokens.. that are identical to test result tokens... but they are different o_O
This is my coveralls command
babel-node node_modules/.bin/babel-istanbul cover _mocha && cat ./coverage/lcov.info | ./node_modules/.bin/coveralls
 
i dont have mocha test cases
how mocha
i dont know how to mcha
 
Mocha is a test library, so you can have tests that look like this:
 
New Favorite trippy animation:
 
describe('some aspect of the program', function(){
    it('should return the correct result', function(){
        var result = doSomething();
        results.should.equal(theCorrectAnswer);
    });
});
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ did you end up studying?
 
10:16 PM
yeah
still am
 
Galileo died in a not-so-cleansing fire again.
 
(a=>alert(a.toString(2).match(/.{1,7}/g).map(b=>String.fromCharCode(parseInt(b,‌​2))).join``))(21159867508)
 
10:16 PM
@Quill seems complex
 
Stackchat does crazy shit to code
 
not really
 
@BassdropCumberwubwubwub not really
 
@Downgoat the describe just lets you do layers of features, and it is for a test
 
@BassdropCumberwubwubwub not really?
How does it?
 
10:17 PM
read the mocha docs @Downgoat
 
@Downgoat It added 0x200b and 0x200c between , and 2
 
@Quill nah
too lazyu
 
Try to copy paste just b,2 in that line to your console
[...'b,‌​2'].map(a=>a.charCodeAt(0))
 
@Downgoat code coverage only works with a test system
 
[98, 44, 8204, 8203, 50]
 
36% rip
 
i cri evrytiem
 
I give up on stackchat code lol. goodnight everyone
The code was supposed to alert 'Night' anyway
 
@BassdropCumberwubwubwub laterino
 
nightq!
 
10:20 PM
I got up to 85% last night before the REPL test ruined my night
in The late night show with JavaScript, 11 hours ago, by Duga
[The-Quill/Adynata] build for commit bd7f7c84 on master: Coverage increased (+10.4%) to 84.615%
 
@Quill O_o
wow
nice
 
yeah, the 20%ish is made up of my REPL pretty much
it's surprising how many branches in my tokenizer aren't covered though ;-;
 
i dont know how two right tests for a cheesecloth, i dont think mocha would cut it
 
I can take a look at the source and see later on if you like
 
@Doorknob You are on a laptop right?
 
10:52 PM
@quartata :O he is not on a door??
 
11:04 PM
@Downgoat Set's aren't doors either. </topology_joke>
 
@Downgoat hahaha
o_O my brother just came home from college and has a gf and a tattoo. things are happening too fast XD
 
As we are talking about topology, let me remind you of this video:
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Younger or older?
 
Jan 15 at 0:14, by flawr
@AlexA. Why would anyone believe that closed sets can be open.
@flawr older.
 
Do you like the tattoo?
 
One of my friends got a semi colon tattooed on her wrist
 
11:08 PM
It's okay. Basically a bear w/ the the hadanusanee (can't spell) symbol on it
 
ananas?
 
ananas?
 
no, it's a native american thingy
haudenosaunee
dang that's a hard word
 
It seems the ananas conversation is older than I'd realised
 
@Quill it's in the wrong place! she can't see it when she codes
HAI VTC
 
11:15 PM
HAI
 
Hello @VTCAKAVSMoACE!
@flawr wat
@zyabin101 you put avocad in ananas an you put in juicr an u clik juic and wayt fer thritee minut to finis juicng. if u dont get juic, u add moar avoacd
 
AUTOCAD = avocad
 
@Downgoat why did I read "you put avocado in anus"
"an you put in juicr"
 
@VTCAKAVSMoACE ._.
 
11:19 PM
@VTCAKAVSMoACE is that an alex bird face?
 
@Downgoat No, that's a shocked person/avocad between two buttcheeks.
(I saw the latter just now)
 
._.
 
vzn
11:30 PM
@KennyLau hi ok its super hard, based on this vzn1.wordpress.com/code/collatz-conjecture-experiments drop by this chat room for more info (anyone else welcome too)

 theory salon

theoretical computer science. highlight reel vzn1.wordpress.co...
 
var property = properties[commandName].properties[propertyName];
I think it's time for a refactor
 
!define refactor
okay guys, I've made a BF markup language. what should I do for an example program?
 
@quartata yes
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Rick Astley
 
I can do that with an iframe yeah?
 
11:42 PM
I meant like ASCII of him singing
 
Can I ask a math question? I'm having trouble figuring this out.
 
I have a value, v. I repeatedly reassign v, using v = f(v+a), where f is a floating point number 0 < f < 1. At some point, it stabilizes, i.e. v == f(v+a). How do I determine mathematically what v this is true for (at what point it will reach a constant value for v)?
 
make v the subject
Are f and a constants?
 
11:48 PM
Yes. v is the only changing value.
 
       v = fv + fa
  v - fv = fa
(1 - f)v = fa
       v = fa / (1 - f)
 
great! thanks. not sure why I didn't come up with that. maybe I try sleeping sometime.
 
What time is it?
 
4:52 PM. I shouldn't be sleeping now, but I probably should have last night.
 

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