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10:00 PM
@EasterlyIrk o___o you might want to work on it some more then
 
dude i got a lot running
it doesn't have functions
 
o
while loops?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ish
 
@QPaysTaxes Did I? (And who are you?)
 
More like for loops where the iteration count can be changed, so held at 1 and changed to 0.
 
10:02 PM
@QPaysTaxes Oh, okay. ^_^
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ did you see all of my ~10 fog posts?
 
I'm planing on writing a guide to writing an esoteric/golfing language. Would anybody be interested in reading it?
@EasterlyIrk Yes, though I have to relook at them
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yeah
Quite proud of this one.
 
@EasterlyIrk You forgot to include a link to FOG in the lang showcase
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ can jolf do this?
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Q: Write a narcissist program!

Easterly IrkA narcissist program is simple. It is related to a quine. If the input is equal to it's source code, it prints a truthy value, if not it prints a falsy one. That is it. Rules: It can't read it's own file. This is code-golf, so the shortest answer wins. An example would be: Code: somepro...

 
10:10 PM
I think so. Why?
wait maybe not
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ fixed
 
@EasterlyIrk what is?
oh
 
@EasterlyIrk Are hash functions allowed?
Can we use a function?
Can the submission be a function
Also why are hash functions not allowed
 
yes
and i misread that
@quartata isn't function allowed by default?
 
They are
But I'm just checking
 
10:14 PM
cool, edited.
eh, i don't know about the hash function.
That trivializes it.
 
Actually, I'm not sure what the meta on that is
Because theoretically it might not work
 
@Lembik answered
 
@EasterlyIrk That's a dupe.
 
@Zgarb Yeah, I just noticed
 
danigt
 
10:18 PM
Search for "self-identifying program"
 
I looked but couldn't find.
 
(I'm on mobile)
 
What is?
oh! thanks :)
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Technically f=x=>f==x is valid
 
eyyy looks like I win :P
 
10:19 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ if you'd like to help with edge-case testing, in the C9, add a testcase in test.js and run node test.js, to test the test cases. If the results look really weird, then you've found a bug!
 
@Downgoat cool!
@quartata No, because f is a function and x is a string.
 
yes
 
ninja'ed
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ But JS's stupid type coercion will actually coerce f to a string
It's one of the answers to the dupe target though :P
 
10:20 PM
nope, doesn't work.
 
@quartata No, it won't.
 
function f(s){return s==f}
undefined
f("function f(s){return s==f}")
true
f("asdf")
false
 
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Q: Write a narcissist program!

Easterly IrkA narcissist program is simple. It is related to a quine. If the input is equal to it's source code, it prints a truthy value, if not it prints a falsy one. That is it. Rules: It can't read it's own file. This is code-golf, so the shortest answer wins. Hash functions are not allowed. This ...

 
10:21 PM
Oh, that's different.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Not really, I just did it without an arrow function because I don't have ES6
@EasterlyIrk yes can take a string to repeat as an argument
 
@quartata There's a difference though.
 
f=x=>f==x
x=>f==x
f("f=x=>f==x")
false
 
arrow function != named function
 
10:22 PM
@NewMainPosts can I haz accept?
 
in 2 min
I did try.
 
30 seconds
 
I suppose it matches the function body which is... close enough?
Hm
 
nope
NOT GOOD ENOUGH
5 seconds
 
10:23 PM
You should probably post your answer on the dupe target and delete the other one, at any rate
 
DONE!!! :P
 
\o/
@quartata Oh, true
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ now has 15 moar rep.
Feel happy.
 
I don't think there's a proper ES6 answer on the other one
 
@quartata There is
 
10:24 PM
ninja'ed
 
There is?
 
dangit ninja ninjaed
@QPaysTaxes called a ninja
 
wait no
OPTIMIZER MESSED UP
 
Yeah, that's what I noticed lmao
 
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A: Write the shortest self-identifying program (a quine variant)

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'BʀɪᴇɴJavaScript ES6, 16 bytes $=_=>_==`$=${$}` This is the proper way to do it, as Optimizer's answer does not accept the entire source code.

It has been fixed.
 
10:26 PM
I guess people didn't test his?
 
80 rep from mortarboard. Can I make it in two hours?
 
Not a lot of people have ES6 so
 
@quartata No need to test, his own test case invalidates his answer.
 
10:42 PM
TIL about JS's ===.
That makes comparison a little better
 
@quartata you are never supposed to actually use == in JavaScript
the code reviewers will slap you with a trout if you do
 
I see it in professional code all the time :P
 
== is golfier
 
I hear it's okay when you know the types of two things are equal.
@QPaysTaxes o_o
 
@QPaysTaxes that sounds like something I would do after using C for a long time
 
10:46 PM
^
 
@QPaysTaxes oh gosh
 
@QPaysTaxes Actually, I'd guess about half of us are "professional" coders, and you can't really say that golfed code is awful because that's a given.
 
@QPaysTaxes i know
that's equals in java, but C only has compareTo
 
@QPaysTaxes pls send teh codez
 
10:48 PM
0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Jack BrounsteinZipdeck! king-of-the-hill A few years ago I invented a simple card game named "Zip Deck". It's not that much fun for humans, but should be perfect for bots. This contest will be run in Python 3. Zip Deck rules: There are N players, and a deck with N*4 cards. The deck is shuffled (Python's ...

 
> A migrating bog turtle, on the other hand, traveled just 56 feet in a day and took two weeks to cross a meadow 600 feet wide.
much slow turtle
> instantiateHelloWorldMainClassAndRun()
um
> HelloWorldFactory factory = HelloWorldFactory.getInstance();
>.<
and this commit message
He could have just used intended.
I assume he was avoiding the 50 char limit, but the ellipsis are just stupid.
 
30 rep till mortarboard :D
 
should ++ have any behavior when used as an infix op?
@QPaysTaxes code-golf, code-challenge, koth, pop-con
@QPaysTaxes e.g. a ++ b. I'm making a language so I'm wondering if ++ (used for incrementing), should do anything when used as an infix operator.
 
> I do it, not because it is short, but because it is fun.
 
:28754762 done
 
10:58 PM
\o/
alright mortarboarted
@QPaysTaxes XD
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Fricative MelonKOTH - Colored circles king-of-the-hill This is something that was made for an AI competition that never happened, so I already have a program to run the AIs against each other. This is my first KOTH as well, so any advice for improvement is appreciated. 1 versus 1 n by n board (random size...

 
@Downgoat its sometimes used for concat
e.g. haskell
 
@QPaysTaxes o_o
 
sleeeeep is gut for youngish programmers @CoolestVeto....
 
yes
 
10:59 PM
@Maltysen + will be used as concat in Cheddar
 
@QPaysTaxes Did it hurt nvm stupid question
Did it hurt?
still asking anyway
@QPaysTaxes O_O
ouch
rofl
 
roflol
@QPaysTaxes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
o
yeah :|
 
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Q: Online Course Completely Ripped off the Internet

MaltysenThis question is specifically about a high school course, but it should be applicable to any online course in general. I was taking a physics course online to skip it in school, those courses are really expensive, so I took the cheapest one that my school was allowing me to take, and it was unde...

 
11:18 PM
That is just shit.
would flag that course as spam if applicable
@QPaysTaxes appears fine to me
sure if you can get that to work
 
Yay, finally got a person in my garden. :P
 
So... plagiarism is OK if I make money off of it to teach others? — Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ 58 secs ago
 
11:34 PM
@QPaysTaxes yes, its the best/fastest way
however, you should use my framework
it makes all of that stuff easier
ah, then go ahead :)
 
Then you're wrong >_>
<_<
But yes. Stdin/out is common for koth controllers.
 
yeah, it does more than messaging, but rewriting a challenge is a lot of work
 
Hey peeps!
 
Oy!
 
11:41 PM
@Zizouz212 Hello!
 
You all don't catch on to memes very well
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A: The Many Memes of Meta

The Unhandled ExceptionMeme: Oy Origin: rchern Cultural Height: TBD First Seen: MSO Chat, probably in The Tavern Background: Not completely known. Some believe it is the Jewish / Yiddish phrase "Oy Vey". Others like Michael Myers believe "It's 'yo' backwards. [Because] everything is backwards in Missouri.". "Oy" mo...

 
@Zizouz212 Hello!
 
Hey!
 
@QPaysTaxes I'd recommend testing your stdin/out with various languages
I've had to do various revisions of my communicator to make it work
what language, btw?
 
I was going to point out that it's a portuguese greeting but someone already commented on meta to say that...
 
11:46 PM
Hmm... I just learned portuguese :)
 
translate en: oy
(from Finnish) Oy
 
Olleh!
 
@Doorknob oy
 
Oy.
 
11:47 PM
translate en: OY
(from Finnish) OY
 
translate en: yo
(from Spanish) I
translate es: oy
(from Finnish) Oy
 
:D
 
Hydroelectric child, that's some consistency
4
 
translate en: yo mama
(from English) cookie-baker
 
...
 
11:49 PM
@AlexA. Damm sum
 
Mar 11 at 21:40, by Alex A.
Yo mamma so sweet, she made cookies the last time I came over.
 
Ok :)
 
@AlexA. I missed something on suspension, didn't I?
 
2 days ago, by Sherlock9
@EasterlyIrk Hydroelectric child
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ @Sherlock9 replied to my message of "dam son" with ^.
 
@EasterlyIrk oh XD
 
11:51 PM
I need to come here more often
 
@Zizouz212 yessss.... WE NEED OPEN SOURCE SOULS!!!
 
@Zizouz212 famous last words
 
@Zizouz212 Do you have an xkcd garden?
 
An xkcd garden?
 
11:52 PM
I just started mine :P
 
rofl
 
@Doorknob That's remarkably balanced - did you prune it that way?
 
That is so cool!
 
@trichoplax No, I didn't prune anything
 
@Zizouz212 IKR?
@trichoplax You can though.
 
11:53 PM
@Doorknob Wow
 
... a remarkably geometric branch has emerged from the center of my tree
 
rofl
 
11:56 PM
Mountains!
 
It takes a bit.
@Zizouz212 What?
 
Mountains@
So many mountains!
 
Why don't I get anything... :(
 
> Relax.
 
11:58 PM
@Zizouz212 it takes hours
 
@Doorknob They are handy for putting plant pots on
 
@trichoplax nice trees
 
@trichoplax Oh, you can move stuff too?
Actually, I don't think I'm going to mess with mine. :P
 
@Doorknob No they just appeared there spontaneously - I've done very little with mine apart from initially positioning the lights
 
Huh okay
 
11:59 PM
does anyone know how code optimizers work?
 
I feel blank
 
Red light seems good for cacti - I can't tell much else...
 

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