The DMZ

@AviD I'm conflicted it about it

On one hand, I think it's a good thing for people to learn

on the other hand, F the OP

@Adi hehehe

@Adi Yeah, that user is annoying...

1:11 PM

I really wonder what has been deleted now!

you're right though - the question he didnt ask is a good one.

@Simon Check my comment under his question

if you dont answer it - I will hammer it.

I was just writing a comment on one of his other answers...

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Basically Yuriko already told you the answer to this question. Complex passwords are dead for some time already. In fact, I get really mad when some service forces me to use some complexity because it's just useless. You always end up either forgetting the password or with very similar passwords...

Oh wow, what an asshole.

1:11 PM

Specifically "No one would be able to guess any of those passwords with any cracking tool."

Anybody plays FPS games?

ohnuhnuh plays TF2 I think.

I used to play a ton of FPS back in the days.

Both console and PC.

I have a free copy of the game Insurgency

If anybody wants it, let me know

@Simon i do

@Matthew the other answer defines entropy incorrectly too

1:17 PM

@Adi wanna trade it for a copy of Killing Floor 1?

@diagprov Yeah, I didn't upvote any of the answers, but already capped for today, so thought I should let someone else write a proper answer (also, day off, so lazy)

@Lighty I'm giving it for free

Why do you get a day off in the middle of the week you donut?

@Adi I'd feel bad if I took something for free from someone I know xd

@Lighty But if it's someone you don't know, it's all fine?

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Burglar alert.

1:19 PM

@Simon Depends on the situation

No wonders why bikes get stolen in NL.

@Simon then get a bike chain you derp

@Lighty oww man it doesn't look like today is your day :)

@Lighty Got an email/contact form/whatsapp/facebook/twitter?

@Adi I haz a public whatsapp that I could email to yah xd

1:21 PM

@Lighty Is your last name van Dief?

@Lighty My email is in my Security.SE profile

@Simon just as much as your last name would be VON KRANKENWAGEN

goes to Google translate

Ambulance?

ambulance vehicle

wat

1:22 PM

"im from finland!"

spells "at" with "ät"

claps

@Matthew I'm not getting involved in that question at all.

@Lighty that's actually reasonable because most email scrappers wouldn't anticipate that but they would "at"

@Adi sent.

@Lighty Anti-harvesting

Oh, I see @Tildal already commented on that

@diagprov Probably sensible. There is a 101 point user arguing with a 23000 point user. And they're wrong...

1:26 PM

@Lighty You pooped up something.

I didn't get the email

told you it's not his day LOL

fkin lol

Classic Lighty.

My obfuscation techniques are too advanced

@Adi did it again o.o

2 mails from my address

Got them

The WA number wasn't really needed

I can send you the code over email

1:34 PM

lulz

@Matthew the problem for me at least is the entropy one.

@diagprov second law of thermodynamics one? :P

getting old is nothing to be ashamed of :)

Yes it is.

@Simon well, you'd know

exactly

1:42 PM

@TildalWave exactly. I object to the constant increase in entropy. Well above pay rises in real terms! I shall be writing to my MP right now.

young people are in relative terms getting older a lot faster than old ones

My back hurts so does my stomach. Hell, what's next, the ween will start sucking?!?

yes, you are getting old

lmao

@Simon there's pills for that

1:43 PM

clearly we are all a bad influence onf @AviD

other way around

Oh yeah, I forgot that old people take 37267462342 different pills every day.

Good morning, boyz

and nappies once your undies start getting unexpectedly soggy :P

Better start getting good at swallowing soon.

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1:44 PM

For those of you who reside in the U.S.,..

@Simon You take 37267462342 identical pills every day?

STARBAIT'D

@l1thal and the rest are way ahead of you :P

@Arperum no he eats a single, massive donut.

UNSTARBAIT'D

1:45 PM

hehehe

RESTARBAIT'D

DESTARBAIT'D

WHAT THE FUCK'D

@Simon FAIL'D

GODDAMMIT PEOPLE

@l1thal yes

I'm the only 'murican, hm?

Oh good, I'm arguing for weak passwords now. And I'm actually right.

1:46 PM

why do we have to wait till November for the 2016 presidential elections

Ohnana montana is murica

@WorseDoughnut Nonsense. In a perfect world, all risk mitigations (including strength of authentication controls and credentials) would be commensurate with the risks themselves. A control should be no more complex or expensive that the information being protected dictates. — Xander 57 secs ago

Yesterday I ordered tires, they said it'd take about 7-10 days until they get them. This morning: "We received your tires".

Those were the fastest days of my life.

@Xander That question is becoming a bit of a train wreck...

@Lighty Sent. You should find it in your junk mail

1:49 PM

@Matthew Yeah, well, it's not a great question. Its effectively "How do I choose a strong password."

@Simon ayy, I ordered tires yesterday too. They should be in today as well. xD

@l1thal I bet you got shitty tires.

@Xander It probably ought to be reworded as something like "Are there any differences in choosing a password for a password manager compared to a website?"

@Simon tirerack.com/tires/…

these are similar to the ones I got. Goodyear Wrangler tires

@Simon I got my phone which had a delivery date of 3-6 weeks in about a week. That was pretty fast too.

1:51 PM

@Matthew I'm thinking of just finding one of our existing password questions that's similar and closing as a dupe.

@TildalWave because that's how that shit works son

@l1thal To go on a Jeep Wrangler, I hope.

@Xander Mustang

@Ohnana pls they should just skip the boring stuff and get on and coronate President Trump now

@Ohnana very anticlimax ... just like @Simon's ween

1:53 PM

I mean its obvious he's going to win

@Matthew 2 upvotes for the entropy = combinations answer :(

@Xander but I don't think the tires in the link I sent are quite what I bought. They're much too big in that picture.

@RоryMcCune do ya think canada will let me apply for asylum

@TildalWave You went looking for it?

@Ohnana you should ask @Simon if he'll sponsor you

1:54 PM

or maybe europe, i'm a white person, they like white people

@Arperum please, like I don't have better use for my scanning electron microscope

@diagprov Yeah... It's not going well for this "community produces good answers" theory

@TildalWave How do you know how much of an anticlimactic experience it is?

@Arperum it hasn't given me any pleasure?

@Ohnana Don't underestimate our right-wing idiots.

1:57 PM

@Arperum oh man.

@Matthew I feel a blog post coming on :)

@diagprov i think i have some aspirin for that

@Ohnana Yea. It's pretty bad over here too.

@Xander I say, OP should just make a few different accounts on services like that, and make their initial Keepass password the bottom-most layer; passception. — WorseDoughnut 6 mins ago

Anyone here want to work on a Python 'computer research' project with me?

2:03 PM

@l1thal im listening

@silverpenguin Is there any way we can communicate more privately? This project is kinda something I want to keep out of the eyes of the general public.

@l1thal hmm trying to think, I think all chat rooms on se are google listed :<

@silverpenguin I mean.. I've got Skype, TeamSpeak, etc..

@Adi I must be more tolerant than you at spinning

@l1thal sorry man I dont know you well enough yet to reveil my secret identity

2:07 PM

@silverpenguin That's cool. Maybe some other time then. xP

straightens tin foil hat

lol

I prefer to work with people who I can speak with

Helps to keep everything lined out on projects

@Matthew Yeah. I can't even...Not going to bother.

@l1thal da fuk do you drive? A Jeep?

19 mins ago, by l1thal

@Xander Mustang

2:12 PM

wat

xD

This can't be the OEM size.

Well yeah. That's why I was thinking that the ones I bough were smaller

because in that picture they look pretty big

@l1thal The problem here, is that @Simon hasn't read anything you've said, except for the one post.

HEY I WAS GONE

2:14 PM

@Simon AND NOW YOU'RE BACK, AND TALKING NONSENSE.

STOP YELLING

WHY ARE WE YELLING?!

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

I'M PRETTY SURE WRANGLER ARE TRUCK TIRES

ARE YOU SURE THAT'S THE MODEL YOU GOT YOU DONUT?

I'M NOT SURE

MY CAPSLOCK KEY IS STUCK. i SHALL YELL FROM HERE FORWARD.

2:14 PM

YOU SUCK

YOU BUY TIRES AND DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY ARE?

I JUST KNOW THAT THE GOODYEAR GUY TOLD ME THAT WRANGLER TIRES WOULD BE GOOD

COME ON YOU PEASANT

I'M NOT A CAR GUY, DAMMIT

@Xander that's a lowercase i dude

stop shouting!

2:15 PM

YET YOU DRIVE A MUSTANG

@Simon pls you don't even know about Pirellis

WOW.JPG

@l1thal OF COURSE HE DID THEY'RE GOODYEAR TIRES AND HE WORKS FOR GOODYEAR.

@RоryMcCune I didn't know about the specific model you gave me you donut.

@Ohnana whoops.

2:15 PM

@Xander RIP ME THEN

@Xander get REKT

are you using a phone keyboard?

NO HE'S JUST USED TO CAPITALIZING THE "I" SO HE PRESSED THE SHIFT KEY WITH CAPS LOCK ENABLED

Nah, I'll send you guys a pic of them whenever I get them put on today

Mar 9 at 13:54, by Simon

@RоryMcCune I don't know shit about Pirelli.

@Simon This.

@RоryMcCune I have Pirellis.

2:17 PM

MY TEA INFUSED FOR TOO LONG

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

Just got the call

My tires are in!

@RоryMcCune WHATEVS

@Simon nnooooooo

@Xander well exactly, it's just tyre newbs like @Simon who know nothing about them :D

@Simon #FirstWorldProblems

2:18 PM

@Simon #Tyre-Rekt

I also got to hear a Pirelli explode once. I was in their testing center, and they were testing to failing that day. It was...Energetic.

@RоryMcCune Oh please. There are plenty of other good tire brands to know about.

Okey, well I'ma go put these tires on. Have a nice day!

You too you donut.

thx.

2:19 PM

@Xander re: your answer about beer + ice cream

@Simon yeah but pirelli are the tyres F1 use...

ice cream will foam in the presence of CO2 no matter what you put it in

@RоryMcCune Because Pirelli is paying a shit ton, probably.

Hang on, let me ask a m8.

@Ohnana Ah, makes sense.

@Simon 'cause they're a major tyre brand... it'd like knowing about supercars but not knowing what a Ferrari was

2:20 PM

things like coffee and such, melting the ice cream will cause air trapped in the ice cream to foam in the melted portion, and a fizzy drink like beer exacerbates it

with coffee it's less pronounced, and it creates a thick, hot foam

@RоryMcCune See that's where you got it all wrong. I said I know the brand, just not any specific model.

Name me 5 Pirelli models, roro.

@Ohnana Interesting. That, I need to try.

5 mins ago, by Rоry McCune

Mar 9 at 13:54, by Simon

@RоryMcCune I don't know shit about Pirelli.

Not knowing shit does not mean I don't know the brand ffs.

if you use ice cold (literally) beer, you won't get quite the same effect until it warms a bit

Affogato

An affogato (Italian, "drowned") is a coffee-based dessert. It usually takes the form of a scoop of vanilla gelato or ice cream topped with a shot of hot espresso. Some variations also include a shot of amaretto or other liqueur. It is considered one drink, not a combination of coffee and ice cream. According to the Oxford English Dictionary, "affogato" entered the English language by 1992. == See also == Macchiato (disambiguation) Coffee portal == References... ==

10/10 would reccomend

2:22 PM

@Simon Not sure how you have managed to get this far in life without hearing about Pirelli, but wonders will never cease, I guess.

OK MY TEA IS FINE AFTER ALL

@Simon ya didn't say "I don't know shit about <tyrenamex>" you said "I don't know shit about <tyrebrandx>"

@Xander I HEARD ABOUT PIRELLI I JUST DON'T KNOW SPECIFIC MODELS FFS

1 min ago, by Rоry McCune

5 mins ago, by Rоry McCune

Mar 9 at 13:54, by Simon

@RоryMcCune I don't know shit about Pirelli.

@RоryMcCune BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW THEIR MODELS IN GENERAL

Oh for fucks sakes, hang on, I'm buying multiple plane tickets to kick everybody's ass.

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2:23 PM

inb4 @Simon rage-quits the DMZ

@Simon does this mean we get to have cheesesteaks and poutine?!

Just poutine.

I'm willing to share the secret recipe.

bullshit

i need all the heart disease.

@Ohnana Go add an answer.

@Xander yeah let me just casually start answering questions about beer when i'm not legal to drink

good shit

2:28 PM

lulz

@Ohnana You're legal in most of the world. Perhaps you've had a vacation to The Great White North?

@Xander haha, i went to europe

@Ohnana There ya go.

damn europeans and your fancy mineral water. tap water is perfectly fine

It tastes like anus.

2:29 PM

Do they have ice cream in Europe? I'm not sure they've invented refrigeration or electricity over there yet.

o lawd look at this Trump cultist laughing at Europe.

@Ohnana In some cases tap water tastes terrible though. Same goes for certain mineral water brands though.

Or in the case of certain old buildings using tap water is not advised because part of the piping systems are still made from lead...

@Xander, nah, you're right. We drink our (real) beer warm;)

@Adi it worked, thank you ^^

@SmokeDispenser Which, I must admit, is in fact the proper way. I still haven't figured out America's obsession with making beer as cold as possible.

2:34 PM

I drink alcohol as a refreshment, not to wake me up in the morning.

@Xander, because it tastes bad then. theirs, at least;)

@Lighty Happy to hear that

@SmokeDispenser This is true. But one would think that one would prefer to simply make beer that doesn't taste bad, rather than settle for a competing over who can do the best job of masking the bad taste.

@Simon poutine is not a secret

@Xander, well. Don't ask me, I supposedly don't even know about electricity;)

2:37 PM

I wonder how many people actually protect their $_SERVER requests in PHP

@kalina That was the joke, miss everything flies over your head because you're short.

WHAT

YEAH YOU READ THAT RIGHT

@Xander it's refreshing

By the way, I got frustration-driven over here from SO.

2:38 PM

@Simon O LAWD

@Simon she cant hear you from down there, send a messenger

I may be short but at least I'm not rolling back and forth of the floor crying "ow my balls"

@Ohnana Yes, but so is a proper beer, consumed at a proper temperature.

so, Hey everyone:)

@SmokeDispenser Ha

2:39 PM

@Xander that's true

@SmokeDispenser hi hi, we're the chat room for CoolKids.SE

@kalina You are somewhat unlikely to do that, even if you weren't a halfling

@SmokeDispenser we are not currently accepting refugees from SO

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@JourneymanGeek she has big hairy feet?

@JourneymanGeek you'd be surprised

I have zero issues kicking somebody there.

@kalina cruel

2:40 PM

I mean you rolling back and forth on the floor crying "oh my balls"

@silverpenguin evolution designed it to ensure that women could de-escalate any situation they wanted at will if they were pushed hard enough

@silverpenguin that's hobbits.

@JourneymanGeek well, ok yes that makes sense

What is Smeagol doing here?

2:42 PM

you're looking in a mirror

pls wtf

ya you read that right

@kalina Damn:)

@kalina this must be an example of the feminist biology i keep hearing about :P

wait, is everyone gonna go apeshit cuz i said the f word

naw

2:44 PM

@Ohnana it's fine I've accepted my role as a second class citizen in a room full of men

@kalina Maybe rethink? The Q to my +16 accepted security answer was deleted from meta rage on off topic questions. That's close to political refugee;)

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Q: Can i eat 1kg of raw beef?

My friend bet me to eat 1kg of raw beef, can I do it without falling ill or any other affects?

It's ironic that the new F word refers to people that get literally no old F.

er wha

@kalina come down off the cross dearie, we need the wood

@Ohnana how is 'raw meat' on-topic for 'cooking'?:)

2:45 PM

@Ohnana religion has nothing to do with this

@SmokeDispenser they accept questions on food safety

keep your crucifix to yourself

@kalina this is true, but has nothing to do with your gender. ;-)

Is it safe to eat a dozen of donuts

@kalina if it helps you have bigger balls than most of the men in here

2:45 PM

@AviD :D

@silverpenguin yes they're so large they're attached to my chest

safe is a relative term with personal definitions

if it makes you feel better, there are a few others also second class citizen.

@AviD it doesn't

in b4

2:46 PM

also I don't feel bad so I'm unsure where you got that impression

and @Simon is a third class citizen

in after

So predictable.

:28289738 wow

such appropriate

much wow

@kalina self censored realised that was probably to far

I still saw it

2:47 PM

ooh! we're getting somewhere.

@silverpenguin even though @AviD is a mod that doesn't necessarily make him a role model for chat behaviour

@silverpenguin juuust a little

@RоryMcCune SHOTS FIRED

@RоryMcCune true story

@AviD And it's about time!

2:48 PM

@kalina sorry e_e'

@RоryMcCune OH DAMN

I always forget to star posts.

apologize more, I enjoy being the center of attention... not

fkin_lol_remove_da_not

even if you remove the not it's obviously sarcasm

2:50 PM

On the Internet, sarcasm is not an existing concept.

I was just saying sorry :P i thought it was funny, but i should have thought you probably wouldnt have... my brain delayed in thought process

@Simon so does that mean that everything you post to chat is just nonsense instead of sarcastic nonsense?

It means whatever you want it to mean.

Just like the pls dance.

@Simon your mean

[sic]

Rory Alsop

@Simon you rang? (some time ago...)

2:52 PM

lulz roro

ruh roh

I didn't think a roar would bring all the roros to the yard.

Rory Alsop

@Simon Only Pirellis and Bridgestones for Subaru...