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nomf nomf You wafna try somf of my carrotf?
 
Nevermind, I'm looking in the transcript.
 
^
Wait, I'll try again:
 
@EasterlyIrk it works here too
 
1:01 AM
Have y'all seen the new userscript by @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ? It works like a charm!
 
Carrots ಠ_ಠ
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ doesn't work for me :/
 
@ETHproductions :D
@Vihan D:
 
What should it do?
 
:28279269 that's not a meme here, so it doesn't really work
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ don't use ES6
 
1:02 AM
wat
why
 
I used pure es5
Errors?
 
None
 
^
 
Array.from is ES6, isn't it?
 
yes
but my browser supports es6
 
1:03 AM
Oh, hm.
Suggestion for replacement?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Array.prototype.slice
 
> Array.hasOwnProperty("from")
< true = $3
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ If it works how I think it works, [].slice.call(ms) would work
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^
 
1:05 AM
@Vihan Also es6
 
@ETHproductions Thanks!
 
Hey @Vihan and @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ, have you seen the Cubix primality test and cat programs?
 
nope
will look at
 
The cat one doesn't work anymore in the latest version, but I'll fix it momentarily
 
@ETHproductions now I have, +2
 
^^^^^^
 
nothing
 
^
no seriously nothing
 
Really? Not working for anyone?
Working perfect for me.
 
1:11 AM
Q_Q
 
^^^^
So there is a slight bug
^
 
oh, it works fine, then
this is a mid sentence test ^^^ end of line
 
oh god you have to click
 
how ^^ about this ^^^ ?
^ that's broken @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ
 
i didn't know.
>>>>>>>>.>>>>>>>>>>>>.<<<<<<<<<<<<<.<<<<<<<<<<<
 
1:14 AM
Yeah, will fix
 
oh god
@Quill not for me
 
It should be able to do two thins
 
Oh, clicking on the reply button shouldn't? or should.
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ oh okay
 
@AlexA. ... ... ... no comment
 
1:16 AM
@Doorknob ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
5 messages moved to Trash
 
^
hey, it's working now!
 
No more carets.
 
@AlexA. fine, but stahp inviting me there
 
1:18 AM
Where's the testing thingy?
 
@EasterlyIrk It's not me that does it, it's automatic.
 

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A: ECMAScript 6 budget calculator

DowngoatYour code looks pretty good but some suggestions are: Use let If you're going to use ES6, you should probably use let. let generally helps avoid problems with scoping. Try to also use const for constants. Use static If your function is not referencing this you should probably use static. dol...

I'm becoming a code reviewer D:
 
@AlexA. I think it's SE chat's fault. http://latex.codecogs.com/gif.latex?\sqrt{x} works fine.
 
1:20 AM
NOOOO
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ still doesn't work, no errors in the console
 
@Vihan Haven't fixed it yet >_>
*published
 
1:31 AM
Updated cat program (along with the interpreter). Now I'm off to bed...
 
At 9:30?
 
@ETHproductions g'night!
 
@AlexA. My mom's pretty strict about going to bed early :/
 
@ETHproductions Ah, okay. Goodnight!
 
@ETHproductions 9:30 = way past my end of computer freedom.
and night
 
1:35 AM
Does the caret script work for you @EasterlyIrk
 
One time my mom texted me at like 12:30am. I was just like, "Shouldn't you be in bed??"
 
lol
 
My mom figured out the concept of texting several years ago but my dad still signs his texts "Love, Dad"
 
@AlexA. My mom texts me while I'm at school. I cannot have my phone there >_>
 
haha
 
1:41 AM
@AlexA. I have had this happen as well
 
Mothers are silly creatures
 
Fortunately, very few of us will become them. >_>
 
@AlexA. How do you know what timezone ETH is in? Stalker
 
@AquaTart I know what timezone most of the regulars here are in.
Mr. Pacific Time
 
2spooky
 
1:47 AM
4spocky
 
Fascinating captain
 
Where's your beard?! (reference)
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yeah
 
1
Q: Tips for golfing in Factor

tacWhat general tips do you have for golfing in Factor? I'm looking for ideas that can be applied to code golf problems in general that are at least somewhat specific to Factor (e.g. "remove comments" is not an answer).

 
1:48 AM
@EasterlyIrk cool!
 
@AlexA. I has no beard, but my namesake does.
 
@quill about to post it
 
@AlexA. You have no beard either.
 
I had a goatee for a couple years but I shaved it just a few weeks ago.
 
I missed Alex with a goatee?!
 
1:50 AM
@EasterlyIrk reference to a TOS episode
 
HOW?? I thought you were a bird????
 
You guys didn't know? I thought I gave the webcam address to everyone.
4
 
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Q: ChatExchange Caret Pathfinder

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'BʀɪᴇɴIn the nineteenth byte, we have an excessive amount of carets (carrots, if you will) that direct one's attention to another message. For example: Amidst the confusion, I made a userscript that highlights in yellow the pointed-at message when the message in question is clicked. (function(){ ...

 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ awesome
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ his current(ish) state: image
 
1:51 AM
@Geobits lol
 
^
@Geobits Nope, can I have it now?
Wait, I'm under 18... Will that be a problem?
You never know what alex will do....
 
@Geobits >_>
 
@EasterlyIrk Depends on local laws, but probably.
 
Sorry I had to
 
how does that work if he's watching you through a webcam
 
1:53 AM
@AlexA. I think he meant he's not allowed to view certain things, being under 18 himself.
 
Not that, I was thinking more like you getting red in the face screaming how holy spaces are.
 
@Geobits o.c
 
roflmao
 
Anyway, to get the address you can either search through the transcript or hack my browser (it's in faves).
 
Yes, I should never have seen that.
 
1:54 AM
@EasterlyIrk It is the One True Truth, there is no need to scream it. Everyone knows it in their hearts.
 
Back to semi on topic, Prolog is great
 
@AlexA. ಠ_ಠ
@AquaTart eh.
 
Great as in perl great?
 
1:55 AM
@EasterlyIrk yes
@Doorknob roflmao
Uh-oh it's catching
 
@Doorknob His name isn't quite an anagram of Riker Assless.
 
roflmaoitis
 
Roflbits
 
roflbits is pronounceable :)
 
@Doorknob um
@Geobits ಠ_ಠ
 
1:56 AM
@AlexA. rolling on the floor laughing because it tastes sugary?
 
Rubio just dropped out of the presidential race.
 
Do you laugh at sugar?
@PhiNotPi Oh shit, for realzies?
 
@PhiNotPi I saw.
 
@PhiNotPi I heard. Not very surprising I guess.
 
1:57 AM
@AlexA. Yep. Lost Florida, gave up.
 
I have to say good, because now the anti-trump is more united.
 
Yeah, I had heard that if he didn't win Florida it was pretty much curtains for his campaign.
 
I didn't see the primary results today though
@Doorknob Oh shit, four reels
 
@Doorknob where do you find this shit
 
1:58 AM
@Dennis how does TIO feed the input to the programs?
 
It redirects it from a file.
 
Is the backend written in PHP?
 
Hell no.
 
I thought popen had a way to do input
Oh
Is it a bash CGI script?
 
Yup.
 
2:03 AM
It's written in a combination of Jelly, CJam, and BF
 
Wow, I'm like the Akinator of programming languages
 
@AquaTart what is the backend of my website written in?
 
@Doorknob link
 
Although... I thought your website was just HTML.
 
2:04 AM
aren't all websites technically just HTML?
 
Well, yeah.
Oh wait
Isn't it Rust? I remember you mentioning something about it
 
yep
 
Wow, that's weird.
 
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A: ChatExchange Caret Pathfinder

QuillOne line variable declaration Please avoid declaring variables on the same line: var elements = {}, messages; It's also a great way to royally mess up scope issues if you do it on two lines but still with spaces. var notAGlobal //, a comma might be here aGlobal; Globals messages...

 
What framework do you use?
Or is it just a CGI script
 
2:06 AM
neither
 
Is it some kind of integrated web server thing
 
@Doorknob lol
 
my website is hosted on Github Pages. I run kfp on my computer and then do a git push. Technically all files served are pure static HTML, but they're generated from data stored locally
 
2:09 AM
I should make a blog written in Perl.
 
@PhiNotPi Just a Perl CGI script?
Or are you going to use mod_perl for no reason whatsoever
 
Just lots of Perl, everywhere.
 
Truly the language from which the gods wrought the universe.
 
@Rust I wonder why somebody would chose such an unfortunate name for a programming language.
 
@Doorknob There's a relevant xkcd for this
Got it
 
2:11 AM
@Dennis what's wrong with "Rust"? :P
@AquaTart yes, that was indeed what I was referencing
 
@Doorknob I wouldn't name my product Rust for the same reasons I wouldn't name it Influenza.
 
oh...
 
sed $'y/\u2400\u263a\u263b\u2665\u2666\u2663\u2660\u2022\u25d8\u25cb\u25d9\u2642\u26‌​40\u266a\u266b\u263c\u25ba\u25c4\u2195\u203c\u00b6\u00a7\u25ac\u21a8\u2191\u2193\‌​u2192\u2190\u221f\u2194\u25b2\u25bc\u2302\u237d/\\0\x01\x02\x03\x04\x05\x06\x07\x0‌​8\x09\\n\x0b\x0c\x0d\x0e\x0f\x10\x11\x12\x13\x14\x15\x16\x17\x18\x19\x1a\x1b\x1c\x‌​1d\x1e\x1f\x7f\xc2\xa0/' $1 | iconv --to cp437 > code-final
 
:D
 
@Dennis I'd complain, but it works so who cares
 
2:13 AM
If you know a better way to convert dingbats to the control characters they represent, I'm all ears.
 
No I don't
 
Why not \x00-\x1f? (does that work?)
 
In sed? I don't think so.
tr takes ranges for transliteration, but has some issues with Unicode.
 
You should use Perl's y/// instead
Not to be that guy but
It's better
 
llama@llama:~$ sed 'y/a-z/\x00-\xff/' | xxd
abcde
00000000: 6263 6465 0a                             bcde.
huh, weird
what happened to the a?
 
2:15 AM
o_o
 
oh, - is just interpreted as... a dash, not a range
 
A null byte is \0 in sed.
 
llama@llama:~$ sed 'y/a/\0/' | xxd
abcde
00000000: 3062 6364 650a                           0bcde.
@Dennis um
@AlexA. what is this
 
Uh oh.
 
2:17 AM
 
@Doorknob this is disturbing
 
@AlexA. this is actually really cool looking what kind of bird is that
 
2:19 AM
The Inca tern (Larosterna inca) is a seabird in the family Sternidae. It is the only member of the genus Larosterna. This uniquely plumaged bird breeds on the coasts of Peru and Chile, and is restricted to the Humboldt Current. It is an erratic, rare visitor to the southwest coast of Ecuador. It can be identified by its dark grey body, white moustache on both sides of its head, and red-orange beak and feet. == Description == The Inca tern is a large tern, approximately 40 cm long. Sexes are similar; the adult is mostly slate-grey with white restricted to the facial plumes and the trailing edges...
@Doorknob Is this from Beauty and the Beast or something?
 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
Yes.
 
_UNK
 
Noooo, alice in wonderland.
 
Alice.
 
2:20 AM
I don't think that I don't think you're gonna be _UNK
 
ninja'd
 
The sucky one, not the freaky as hell one.
ninjaed'
dangit ninjae'd ninja'ed
 
@AquaTart I'm not sure if _UNK if _UNK
 
I'm not sure if I'm not sure if you're going to be a good idea
 
@EasterlyIrk wow! @Doorknob has his own Disney Wikia page?
 
2:22 AM
?- _UNK is _UNK.
ERROR: is/2: Arguments are not sufficiently instantiated
?-
Thanks prolog
 
The shoebill (Balaeniceps rex) also known as whalehead or shoe-billed stork, is a very large stork-like bird. It derives its name from its massive shoe-shaped bill. Although it has a somewhat stork-like overall form and has previously been classified in the order Ciconiiformes, its true affiliations with other living birds is ambiguous. Some authorities now reclassify it with the Pelecaniformes. The adult is mainly grey while the juveniles are browner. It lives in tropical east Africa in large swamps from Sudan to Zambia. == Taxonomy and systematics == The shoebill was only classified in the 19th...
^ bird with a weird face
 
llama@llama:~$ irb
irb(main):001:0> _UNK is _UNK
NameError: undefined local variable or method `_UNK' for main:Object
	from (irb):1
	from /usr/bin/irb:11:in `<main>'
irb(main):002:0> def self.method_missing *a; puts a.last; end
=> :method_missing
irb(main):003:0> _UNK is _UNK
_UNK
 
@Doorknob cheater
 
I prefer the term "resourceful"
 
@Doorknob This is beautiful
@PhiNotPi Eloquently stated
 
2:27 AM
$ echo -ne "_UNK is _UNK\n_" | perl pl.pl -
given is experimental at pl.pl line 92.
_UNK is _UNK
Good old pl never lies
 
llama@llama:~$ ostrich -e '_UNK is _UNK'
UU
maybe it was trying for >:U?
 
very sub-optimal
 
somebody removed their vote on my answer. classy
 
@Quill haha
 
@Quill That would be me. I found some of the information confusing and irrelevant, and began to wonder how much JS you know. I'm adding it back in a few minutes.
 
2:40 AM
if you find something confusing, feel free to leave a comment
I may have missed something in your code and made a mistake, perks of alt-tab-reviewing-while-working
 
Exactly what I'm doing X3
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Someone in the second monitor actually just asked how to do isNaN sanely
 
@Quill How should I define multiple variables, then?
@AquaTart :O
LINK ME
 
I used the new-found knowledge I got from your educational blog to enlighten them
 
var variable1;
var variable2;
 
2:46 AM
That's ugly ._.
 
admittedly, that's a bit confusing in my answer
 
in The 2nd Monitor, 12 mins ago, by Pin Crash
Am I missing any edge case with this?
Although I did say it was a "random snippet I found" oops
 
He's not using it anyways :/
 
2:48 AM
Oh well.
Do spam post a link to my blog anyhow ;)
 
llama@llama:~$ pyth -c 'j_M,+rs@LGj+Ktl{y"drknoob"*^J%CNCdtT^s*.n=hZ.n=hZJ+ThTJCK'
_UNK
@AlexA. ^ this... this is beautiful
(there are many other things that I could be doing with my time right now)
 
You're damn right it is
 
@Doorknob holy shit I thought I knew pyth but I have no clue how this works
Uhhh
 
In short code make unread code is print _UNK like Marko
 
@Doorknob What exactly is this?
 
2:51 AM
@AquaTart it's okay I don't either
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ 57-byte Pyth program that prints _UNK
 
I know what I'm going to waste my time on now.
 
and yes, the drknoob was intentional
 
@Doorknob -1 my upvotes overflowed
 
hahaha
 
2:53 AM
@AquaTart avocad_UNK
 
@AlexA. ermahgerd +11111111!!!!1!1!!!1!!11!!!!11!!111
 
go home, you're dr_UNK
14
 
@Doorknob I'm Dr. Unk?? Sweet!
 
...
that was...
how did I...
 
3:00 AM
10
Q: Sunshine CTF 2016 - 12 March 2016 at 16 pm UTC, lasts 28,5 hours

HamZaLet's participate at Sunshine CTF 2016. The CTF will begin on 12 March 2016 16:00 UTC and ends on 13 March 2016 20:30 UTC. As usual, we will play as team sec.se. The team communicates through the CTF team chatroom. We solved a total of 6 challenges worth 355 points in total. We got the 59th ...

that's cool
 
@Doorknob Yes?
 
sigh... it couldn't have been more obvious, and yet still...
 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
@Doorknob unshorten.it
I always use it before clicking on any shortened urls no matter what
 
no I didn't even hover over the link because I'm an idiot
 
3:03 AM
rofl
 
why would I ever trust Alex :P
 
What, it's not a rickroll, it's a Tumblr post.
I've done nothing wrong.
 
>_>
 
@Quill Wow, I've never heard of that.
That looks really cool.
I love the alligator challenge rofl
 
Jolf:
+ΆpawΤ384pA-%u"conor"u"OBRIEN"_-6mnmεpawm4mΓcΤ483pa+htΛ@]w~1
Outputs "_UNK"
Now I gotta go bai
 
3:11 AM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ not bad. I'm partial to the way I used my username. Powerset, dedup, length, decrement to get the number 95, which was used twice: once as an intermediate result to generate the number 4703 (which is 95 + 2^9*3^2), and again as the ASCII code for underscore.
 
@Doorknob whoa nice. I just took the modulus of the digit sum of my name
 
also, I really like s*.n=hZ.n=hZ as a substitute for 3. It computes floor(e*sqrt(2)) while modifying the Z global :P
 
print(replace("Alex A.", r".*", "_UNK"))
did I do it rite
 
>_>
 
<_<
 
3:15 AM
console.log(/*Quill*/"_UNK")
too easy
 
console.log(`${/*Down*/'_'}UNK`/*goat*/)
oh, quill ninja'd me :(
 
quill'd
 
drown you in ink
 
3:34 AM
@Quill o_o
 
@Vihan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
lenny looks weird in monospace
 
¯\_( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ) _/¯
@Quill looks fine for me
 
I'm using a different chat theme
 
oh
how
oh, CR?
 
10
Q: Porkchat: A Chrome extension with lots of chat tweaks!

fredley Install Install from the Chrome Web Store About Porkchat is a Chrome extension that bundles together a lot of scripts I have written for Stack Exchange chat over the years. It is fully configurable - each individual script can be enabled/disabled from the options page. Included Scripts ...

goddamn it ctrl key
 
3:37 AM
I use the PPCG design chat theme
 
this one has an image hiding plugin that's good for work
 
what types of images are you code reviewers sharing ¬_¬
 
I'm in the anime room also (and here)
 
oh
walks into anime chatroom. sees transcript . walks out of anime chatroom
 
meh, different rooms have different standards and different cultures
good and good
 
3:44 AM
@Vihan: I implemented some logical operators in Gogh
 
@ZachGates oooh, cool. I'll try to write a Gogh program...
 
TIL not to keep important tax documents on top of the paper shredder
 
._.
@ZachGates how would I run a code block?
 
@Vihan You...... can't yet
 
are you still writing the spec, or have you started on a compiler?
 
3:52 AM
oh okay
 
@Vihan It'll be available in a few minutes when I push, though
 
perhaps have an if so if TOS is truthy, run STOS else run third-top-of-the-stack
 
Good idea. Will do
 
cool
 
What char would be a good "execute code block" operator?
 
3:58 AM
(
 
Why a left paren?
 
Why not?
 
@Dennis Right paren would feel left out
 
@ZachGates a ( or maybe a :
 
Use right paren for uneval/repr. Problem solved.
 

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