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9:00 PM
That they would be prepared to hand out flyers at a zoo for that!
And that they would have time for that, with kids and all!
 
@Cerberus well, yes, that is quite surprising. But then Mr. Shiny and New has time for kids, his wife, a job, EL&U and Lego!
 
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@MattЭллен Probably not you cos I checked that day I think.
 
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I actually suspected Jeff himself might have done it, hehe.
 
@Kit, Canadians think Americans put up a lot of flags because Americans put up a lot of flags. Maybe only in comparison to Canadians, who never put up flags, but let's just say that a house with a Canadian flag is a rarity and a house with more than one is non-existent.
of course not ALL americans put up flags. But it FEELS that way, sometimes.
 
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I WILL TYPE LIKE @MRS
 
9:04 PM
@JasperLoy well, I checked the ones I could and I didn't vote on them. Good questions or answers, though. :)
 
@JasperLoy Is there a problem with caps for emphasis? Some rule somewhere?
 
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@MattЭллен That's why this is a mystery.
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 That wasn't the joke though. The joke was that we couldn't remember what country we lived in, so that's why we did it.
Americans do have a lot of flags.
Canadians have a lot of hockey.
 
@MattЭллен But he is God.
 
Just a matter of what we decorate with.
 
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9:06 PM
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Eh, nope. But you can use all and feels for instance.
 
And so is Kit.
 
Me? What?
 
@JasperLoy yeah but that's more typing. And I use italics for actions in this chat room. waves hand
 
You have time to work and raise children and entertain guests and be here!
 
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@Cerberus No. Alain is God, remember? You declared him so a few months ago. It's in the transcript.
 
9:07 PM
@MrShinyandNew安宇 I hereby decree that only italics are allowed to be used to indicate emphasis. This is in effect pre and post hoc. *
*unless you want to ignore it
 
@Kitḫ Well, no self-respecting Canadian overlooks an opportunity to make fun of Americans if they can get away with it. :)
 
@MattЭллен WHAT?
 
@JasperLoy Oh, well, yes; but I am polytheistic.
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Naturally.
 
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@Cerberus I am not polyamorous.
 
9:08 PM
@Cerberus Oh damn! Children! I knew I forgot something.
 
@Kitḫ What can I say? someone needs to keep order around here!
 
@MattЭллен Shouldn't that be ante hoc?
 
@Cerberus maybe, I was just guessing
 
@Cerberus No, it should be ANTE HOC
 
9:09 PM
Ad hoc.
 
heathen!
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Oh, dear!
What have you done!
 
@Kitḫ perhaps that would be better :D only apply rules when you feel like it
 
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Jefromi, Houston, TX
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@MrShinyandNew安宇 antioc?
 
9:10 PM
@MattЭллен Is that where the Grail is?
 
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This 1 yr old user just left a comment on meta even though I've never seen him around!
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 it is where the holy hand grenade came from
 
@JasperLoy Better flog him.
 
@MattЭллен Ah yes. Good for smiting thine enemies, oh LORD.
 
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It's interesting how Mr. Shiny is pinged as a @Mrs.
 
9:13 PM
@Kitḫ I can't believe I only just noticed you breaking the rule. Some judge/jury/executioner I am!
 
No caps allowed at all?
 
you can use caps, just not for emphasis
 
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@MattЭллен unless you are in the typewriter era
 
What if I want to emphasise the first letter of my sentence, so that it is plain to see that I am starting a new one?
 
@JasperLoy ante hoc, so they're all in trouble!
 
Jez
9:14 PM
im knackered tonight. gonna go to bed!
 
@Cerberus then call it something else, like ... a punctuation rule.
 
Sleep well.
 
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@Jez Goodnight!
 
nightoh, @Jez
 
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@RegDwightѬſ道 You too!
 
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9:16 PM
Then Reg says "Stop monitoring my sleep".
 
Later, peeps!
 
@MattЭллен Hmm... but I see no punctuation? No stops. Just a capital.
Night Jez!
 
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@Cerberus or a city
 
You're not going too, Kit?
 
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@Cerberus Probably heading home.
 
9:18 PM
Hmm.
 
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@Cerberus I'm still here. Woof!
 
Me too, for now. I have Chinese class tonight.
Which ironically means I work later.
 
I like Chinese.
 
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I hate Chinese.
 
@Cerberus space is punctuation, but can you see it? The act of capitalisation is an act of punctuation. It's barely syntax, certainly not semantic, at the start of a sentence.
 
9:19 PM
I prefer any other Asian cuisine.
 
in War Metal Tyrant, Oct 12 at 12:00, by RegDwight Ѭſ道
I like big butts, they only come up to your knees, yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.
 
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I hate Chinese restaurant food too.
 
@MattЭллен I'm not sure. Is spacing punctuation?
 
@Cerberus yes
 
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@Cerberus Punctuation is not well-defined. For example, you can bundle capitalisation with it.
 
9:20 PM
@MattЭллен I'm not sure. Depends on how you define punctuation.
 
Matt earns the badge __undue authority__
 
It could indeed be argued that spaces are punctuation, because they punctuate the flow of speech. Though I am as yet undecided myself.
 
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But most punctuation guides treat spacing and capitalisation as well.
 
Certainly.
 
@Cerberus spaces don't punctuate speech.
 
9:21 PM
No?
Why not?
 
they punctuate it if you leave them in
most people don't speak with spaces
 
Speech doesn't have punctuation. Writing has punctuation.
 
James T. Kirk, on the other hand...
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Well, perhaps; but it is ultimately based on puncturing speech with pauses.
Of course modern punctuation is only partly based on speech pauses any more.
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Obviously you've never been on Xbox Live, or World of Warcraft.
 
9:24 PM
@Cerberus but the spaces in written writing do not really represent spoken pauses. We put spaces to separate words. Speakers can add pauses or speak slowly or more quickly but it's not really the same thing at all.
@RegDwightѬſ道 actually no, I haven't.
Are you saying that because I claim that writing has punctuation, when in your experience it doesn't? :)
 
Well, let me tell you that people there use the n-word for punctuation all the time.
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 I didn't say it was a one-to-one relation.
 
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@RegDwightѬſ道 where is there?
 
But arguably half of our stops correspond to pauses.
 
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9:25 PM
@Cerberus one-on-one or one-to-one?
 
@JasperLoy XBL, WoW, other unholy places.
 
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@RegDwightѬſ道 No gaming for me.
 
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One-on-one sounds very holy.
 
@Cerberus But it's only really loosely related. In writing there are rules for how you space out words. There are no rules for how you indicate speaking speed or pauses in writing.
 
pauses are indicated by commas and fullstops
 
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9:27 PM
Larry Trask is of the school that says commas are distinct from pauses.
 
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No need for perfect correspondence.
 
well, then commas are pointless for him
 
@MattЭллен SOME pauses are, sometimes.
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 I was just saying punctuation was originally based on pauses and still corresponds to pauses to some degree.
 
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@MattЭллен They matter but are just different.
 
9:28 PM
meh
 
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@Cerberus Yes, the key word here is some.
 
There is probably also some relation between spaces and smaller pauses.
 
@Cerberus but the SPACES are not really part of that.
 
they indicate a place where your thought has to change, which gives you pause.
 
uhoh
* the spaces
 
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9:28 PM
It's OK.
 
Yikes!
 
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And OK should be typed OK and not ok. OK is OK but ok is not OK.
 
it's OK, I just thought you were shouting
 
Well, we normally pause between words sooner than within them, I should think?
 
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9:29 PM
It originated as OK and then became okay.
 
like, maybe you have tourettes or something
 
@Cerberus Abso-frigging-lutely!
 
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Similarly DJ became deejay.
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 sticks out tongues
 
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And diesel was actually Diesel.
 
9:30 PM
@JasperLoy and then deejane.
 
and then dojo
and now they're all kung fu fighting
 
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And bikini was an island.
 
actually an atoll
 
@Cerberus Do we pause between words? I'm not really sure. Depends on how we are speaking. Sometimes we might pause between syllables.
 
not that I know what an atoll is!
 
9:31 PM
@MrShinyandNew安宇 The relation is probably even weaker than with commas.
 
I am dominating the dojo!
 
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I dunno much about an atom either.
 
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I dunno what dojo is, but I know dodo bird.
 
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The dodo (Raphus cucullatus) was a flightless bird endemic to the Indian Ocean island of Mauritius. Related to pigeons and doves, it stood about a meter (3.3 feet) tall, weighing about , living on fruit, and nesting on the ground. The dodo has been extinct since the mid-to-late 17th century. It is commonly used as the archetype of an extinct species because its extinction occurred during recorded human history and was directly attributable to human activity. The phrase "" means undoubtedly and unquestionably dead, while the phrase "" means to become extinct or obsolete, to fall...
 
Imagine you ware shouting a sentence across a lake.
 
9:32 PM
@Cerberus Yeah, I might pause between each syllable, depending on the words.
 
YOU. WOULD. DO. IT. LIKE. THIS.
 
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I see Jimmy Wales's lovely face every year in Nov and Dec.
 
BUT. YOU. WOULD. PRONOUNCE. MOST. WORDS. WHOLE. EVEN. WHEN THEY. ARE. LONGER.
 
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Last year there was this pretty girl besides Jimmy too. Wonder who it will be this year.
 
@Cerberus maybe.
 
9:34 PM
Well, I'm arguing for the sake of argument.
 
hello everyone
 
maybe you should turn this into a blog post
 
It doesn't really matter. I was trying to bureaucratically destroy Matt's Rule from the inside.
 
for our blog
 
Hi!
 
9:35 PM
HELLO BILLY MAYS HERE
 
Heh.
Jesus, what did we feed the owl again?
 
@Cerberus whyIoughta shakes fist
 
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@JSBᾶngs hi mr portabello
 
Don't feed the owl the troll.
 
9:36 PM
I think he's been nibbling on the ABS plastic again
 
Not those red and yellow pills we used to give to grandma before she went gaga at age 55?
ABS?
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 don't feed the owl the troll what?
 
@Cerberus it's what LEGO is made of
 
@Cerberus Antiblockiersystem.
 
@MattЭллен formal apology
 
9:36 PM
Das Antiblockiersystem (ABS), in der StVZO „Automatischer Blockierverhinderer“ (ABV) genannt, ist ein vorwiegend in Kraftfahrzeugen, aber auch in Eisenbahnen und Flugzeugfahrwerken verwendetes technisches System zur Verbesserung der Fahrsicherheit und zur Minderung von Verschleiß an den Laufflächen der Räder. Es wirkt bei starkem Bremsen einem möglichen Blockieren der Räder durch Verminderung des Bremsdrucks entgegen. Hierdurch ermöglicht ABS beim Bremsen von Kraftfahrzeugen und Flugzeugen eine bessere Lenkbarkeit und Spurtreue. Außerdem kann das System über die Regelung des Radschlupfs d...
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 That's what I immediately thought of too!
I didn't even know it stood for anti-blokkeersysteem.
 
I don't speak that gibberish.
 
this room is extremely confusing right now, and i'm one of the regulars here
kudos to everyone
 
@MattЭллен No tritransitivity in this chat.
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Nah, it's clearly the PC.
 
9:37 PM
@JSBᾶngs this room is extremely regular, and I'm one of the confusing here.
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Ahh that is yummy indeed!
@JSBᾶngs Reg is onto something. Or, rather, on something.
 
@Cerberus formal acceptance
 
He licked his car's ABS.
@MattЭллен Woohoo!
Yay!
 
Ische 'abe gar keine Auto, signorina!
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 anti-lock braking system, I believe
 
9:38 PM
@RegDwightѬſ道 Passes bottle of anti-freeze.
Or whatever they call anti-vries these days.
 
@Cerberus well that, at least, seems to be pretty regular
 
@JSBᾶngs I suppose it is! He keeps missing the mouse, it seems.
 
@Cerberus Anti-vlies?
 
@MattЭллен :) I gathered
 
9:39 PM
@RegDwightѬſ道 he's no Anthony Stewart Head
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 Flies is not proper Dutch.
 
Vliesstoff (auch kurz Vlies) ist ein textiles Flächengebilde aus einzelnen Fasern. Im Gegensatz dazu werden Gewebe, Gestricke und Gewirke aus Garnen hergestellt und Membranen aus Folien. In einigen Publikationen wird der aus Wolle hergestellte Filz zu den Vliesstoffen gezählt. In der ungültigen Norm DIN 61210 wurde noch genau zwischen den jeweils speziellen Begriffen für verschiedene Arten von vliesstoffähnlichen Produkten unterschieden. Die Vliesstoff-Industrie ist jedoch ein relativ junger Industriebereich, während das Filzhandwerk schon einige Jahrhunderte besteht. Somit haben sich au...
@Cerberus typo
 
I didn't think you actually typed stuff anymore. I figured you more for a copy-and-paste kinda guy.
 
Also, we've long established that a) nothing is proper Dutch except ananas, and b) even ananas ain't proper Dutch cause Dutch doesn't exist.
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 Umm I think that's what we call fleece in Dutch.
 
9:41 PM
@Cerberus Anglicisms!!!!
 
But both DE and NL (poor Matt) have fleece and vliesstof/nonwoven each!
@RegDwightѬſ道 I know.
 
@Cerberus but naturally the germans, unwilling to call anything by a mere monosyllable, must call it "fleece-stuff"
 
But the stuff is so unfashionable it doesn't even matter what people call it. You just don't wear it.
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Hey you know that I can wait another minute :P
 
9:42 PM
@JSBᾶngs Yeah that's cute, isn't it?
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 yeah I was just thinking that :)
Actually I was wondering if I'd be able to un-quote it, it was more of an experiment than a protest against your edit
 
Get back here you hooligans! Stealing my language!
 
@JSBᾶngs Noöne calls it that. It's just Flies.
 
@JSBᾶngs in Chinese, it would be fleece-[child/thing/noun-suffix]
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 That is lovely, but why the huge cups? Not very Italian!
 
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9:43 PM
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Q: key thob and key fob

glowcoderI've been receiving emails at work inquiring about registering our key fobs. This is slightly disturbing to me as I've always called it a key thob. An internet search for thob tells me I really mean fob, but if I force it to search for thob instead, it finds plenty of results (1.1 million for tho...

 
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too local
 
@Cerberus I suppose that must be the reason why the campaign has been taken off the air.
 
That must be it, surely.
 
Don't call me Surely.
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 it's flies? you can't even distinguish between textiles and tiny flying insects?
 
9:44 PM
@Cerberus tries to hide fleece scarf
 
It is otherwise perfect.
 
@JSBᾶngs Not me. Ze Dschömans.
 
@aediaλ Oh, no! looks the other way
 
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@Cerberus huge cups? LOL
 
Also, flies are Fliegen, as you well know.
 
9:45 PM
@JasperLoy They are!
@RegDwightѬſ道 *vliegen
 
And then there's always fließ.
And Fleiß.
 
Matt, say something about Reg's caps! It's not fair!
 
And Fleisch.
 
Fleiß = industry/diligence?
 
@Cerberus whu? he's not using them for emphasis
 
9:46 PM
@Cerberus Industry???
 
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@MattЭллен who
 
@MattЭллен But they freak me out!
 
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@RegDwightѬſ道 industry=diligence
 
> n. manufacturing, trade; group of companies which produce a particular product; diligence, perseverance, tendency to work hard
 
Ah, that industry.
Yeah, that industry.
 
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9:46 PM
@Cerberus too late
 
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@RegDwightѬſ道 too late
 
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I win both rounds.
 
Ohne Fleiß kein Preis!
 
But wait.
 
@JasperLoy you misread my whu? it's an interjection indicating confusion.
 
9:47 PM
no, no. clearly vliesstoff is fleece-stuff, flies is flies, and fließ is fleas. it couldn't be any simpler
 
Isn't Fließ just fleece?
 
I thought I had a handle on this room until I blinked for a second and now I'm lost. LOST!
 
Never blink in the face of ELU or your fate is sealed!
 
I always look away from the screen before blinking
 
9:48 PM
speaking of Lost, I had a dream
 
@JSBᾶngs Sure it could. Way simpler, in fact.
Aug 4 at 19:18, by RegDwight Ѭſ道
Ananas ananas Ananas ananas ananas ananas Ananas ananas.
 
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@MrShinyandNew安宇 Yes, pray tell.
 
Ah, Fließ is from fließen, I see.
 
of course!
 
And Fluß. Or is it Fluss?
 
9:49 PM
I dreamt that Rand, from Wheel of time, was depressed and surrounded by Darkfriends who were adopting children. But Hurley, from LOST, was in a hardware store trying to find supplies so that he could fulfill the prophecy and become the Dough-boy, and lead the Sand-People from Tattooine in battle against the Dark One.
 
No, Fluß.
 
@Cerberus fließ is the imperative of fließen, to flow.
 
For some reason the prophecy involved spears and duct-tape.
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 But with a capital it is something that flows, right?
 
Fluß is obviously etymologically related.
 
9:50 PM
Dictionary says conveyor belt.
 
@Cerberus Dictionary sez wrong.
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 your dreams are far superior to mine
 
No!
 
Oh! Gotta go AFK for some time.
Laters
 
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@MrShinyandNew安宇 Sounds complicated but I don't watch LOST.
 
9:50 PM
finally. things might settle down here now
 
@JSBᾶngs well, this was one of my more interesting dreams.
@JasperLoy Well, Hurley was the fat one.
 
cya @RegDwight
 
actually on the show he was a star wars fan.
 
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I always have dreams of flying without wings, literally. I fly for about half an hour passing all kinds of people and places and then I wake up.
 
It's funny because my dreams don't normally involve recognizable characters, nor do they mix universes like that.
 
9:52 PM
BRB
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 oh man, the copyright suits you'll be in for!
 
@JasperLoy I rarely do that. But sometimes I realize I am dreaming and then I command myself to fly.
 
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Dreams are just random associations which should not be taken seriously to mean anything.
 
@MattЭллен what's funny is that my story is not that much more random that some of the stuff in Lost or Star Wars.
 
indeed!
 
9:53 PM
@JasperLoy That's a very un-Jasper-y statement.
 
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Similarly ngrams should not be taken too seriously too.
 
I expected something more mystical from you
 
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@MrShinyandNew安宇 Though one's dreams as in one's aspirations should be taken seriously, to add. That is mysticism for you!
 
@JasperLoy But isn't there something representational about your physical dreams and your goals? Maybe you dream of flying as a metaphor for something in your life!
(not that I usually ascribe meaning to dreams)
 
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@MrShinyandNew安宇 I think there might be a biological explanation for the sensation of flying when you are sleeping.
 
9:55 PM
@JasperLoy Sure, it's the same as all your other dream sensations.
 
it's been fun, but I must rest. Good Night!
 
I think my Wheel of Lost Star Wars dream is trying to tell me to get working on my next book.
 
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I answered the key thob question but converted it into a comment when I remembered Mr. Shiny's meta post!
 
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@MattЭллен Night!
 
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So many people are writing books here. Maybe I should try to start one too.
 
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9:57 PM
Or maybe just a blog.
 
@JasperLoy yay!
Well, I should go too. I have some things to do before my class. bye everyone.
 
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@MrShinyandNew安宇 Bye!
 

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