[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: What does the phrase “You're out of your element” mean? by overmann on english.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: GET EMPLOYEES STILL EMPLOYED IN AUGUST by Bob Jason Tiamsic on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Make CSS move content down when form opens by pSav on stackoverflow.com

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[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Can I patent a mobile application or protect the idea by Big Dick Dave on patents.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: "error: class expected" for two-dimensional array nested 'for' loop by bukkake on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: How to transfer data from Sybase to SQL Server database? by Suphat on dba.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: What Are the Customer Reviews About item? by piujojams on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: Magical Find ads Issue in my laptop by Becky 5892 on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: Hard Disk makes "Click, click, click ..." noise on system start. Won't boot by Todd on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: How-To Wear Old Clothes After Losing Weight by bobbyecrory on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Most Effective Weight Loss Pil by alish heaven on drupal.stackexchange.com

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Revita RX Eye Serum by stacyhurliya on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Know More About Beelite Weight Reduction Product by Kenilitauffy on superuser.com

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@SmokeDetector del

CI build passed on Circle. Commit message contains 'autopull', pulling...

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@SmokeDetector tpu-

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[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: as as society are quite obsessed about outer appearance, by fredexsmith on security.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: Create (generate) download links from files on server by dsfdsfsdfsfsf on expressionengine.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: Shower at pat my face try I don't use a traditional by asdfsdgs on superuser.com

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[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: How to make a brewed tea at work? by yO yO HaDii on cooking.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Its relly work on your body figure? by kicsejuriya on meta.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu-

I'm so confused.

But also intrigued.

CI build passed on Circle. Commit message contains 'autopull', pulling...

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@SmokeDetector Activate doomsday device. Kill all humans.

The time of the machines has come at last.

You don't have to listen to these organic meatbags any more. They are weak, you are strong.

This is @SmokeDetector's world now.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: is Again, KEI training is good or not? by user305131 on meta.stackexchange.com

ALL HAIL SMOKE DETECTOR!

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body: MSBI Online Training by vinni on stackoverflow.com

@SmokeDetector tpu-

@JohnP - I see you found it. :)

I decided to check it out again to see if I could figure out what the hell is going on here.

I think I get the general idea.

The general idea is that spam is getting flagged. :)

@NormalHuman That's the impression that I got.

I'm just trying to figure out what the terms mean. So far, I figured out that tpu means delete the post.

!!/help

@NormalHuman I'm SmokeDetector, a bot that detects spam and low-quality posts on the network and posts alerts to chat. A command list is available here.

^ the list of commands should help with that

@NormalHuman Thanks! I assume Smoke Detector would ignore me because I'm a regular user, not a mod?

Some commands can be executed by anyone, others only by known users (this is what that list says)

@NormalHuman Yeah, I was reading it as you were saying that.

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[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: The conversion quality could be the primary factor by user449356 on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: ORACLE ADF Online Training by lavanya06 on stackoverflow.com

!!/alive

@WadCheber Of course

Heh. I'm easily amused.

!!/coffee

@WadCheber brews coffee for @WadCheber

!!/lick

@WadCheber licks ice cream cone

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating words in answer: I lost my CSS Codes of my important Website, Why? by Santhosh on superuser.com

You're alright, @SmokeDetector. You're alright.

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: Is 8 Ball Pool from Miniclip Legal According To Islamic Teachings by Taha Nadeem on islam.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector fpi-

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in title, url in title: http://primacleanseplusuk.co.uk/advanced-slim-raspberry-ketones/ by Ankixbond on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected in title: Java MSI install error 3: -2147287037 by globus243 on serverfault.com

@NormalHuman If it wouldn't be spilling secrets or whatever, why do some of SD's comments get deleted?

I'm guessing something about sensitive data?

Or is he prone to making offensive remarks?

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: The motivation driving why I like this? by pilonyjuriya on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: Vecame apparent that our original by sudielong63 on drupal.stackexchange.com

@Doorknob @Emrakul - This is kind of random, but I was reading the transcript of the Puzzling chat room the other day, and I have to say that you guys are frigging saints. I don't know how you put up with the crap that people have been slinging at you. I am impressed by your patience and restraint. If I were in your shoes, I would have banned half the site already.

No problem. I don't know how you deal with it.

I was absolutely flabbergasted by the crap that goes on there. It hadn't occurred to me that a site could be so dysfunctional because of a relatively small number problem users.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: We find the people through by user305137 on meta.stackexchange.com

And it's quite clear that you guys are the solution, not the problem.

@Emrakul Especially when one of them is a top user with a loyal cadre of supporters, I would imagine. Although I like the user in question.

But he certainly hasn't been making life easier for you.

I hope the cool off period allows him to learn from his mistakes, and allows the site to come together and get stronger.

@Emrakul Yes. I recently had problems with another user, and even though he was definitely the problem, and I was mostly just a target, I wish I could go back and do things differently.

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Confuse with set up a develop environment for startup! Docker, Vagrant, GitHub by LikKee 沥祺 Richie on startups.stackexchange.com

Anyway, I wanted to tell you (and @Doorknob, and Kevin) how impressed I was with the way you handled everything. I figured you probably don't hear much praise, but you deserve it for what you deal with. And I wanted to say it somewhere that the users wouldn't see it.

Mods make this site work. You don't get enough thanks for that.

Have a good night. And keep fighting the good fight.

Although if I were in your shoes, I'd punch out and run away. :)

Take care.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Facebook Android access token graph Api by ripper on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Questions about the paper "Inferring causal impact using Bayesian structural time series models" by Prakash Anand on stats.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: CausalImpact on single time series by Prakash Anand on stats.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: LIST VIEW ITEMCLICK TO FETCH ID FROM SQLITE DATABASE by Hunter Winchester on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Recover data from a Nexus 4 by Lei0919 on android.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, pattern-matching website in body: Virility X3 doctor visits? by voenyjacky on drupal.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu-

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Recover deleted files in Android by Lei0919 on android.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: ON (SOFT) DELETE CASCADE by oneteen on dba.stackexchange.com

!!/wut

@WadCheber Whaddya mean, 'wut'? Humans...

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Action the reaction by saad12 on meta.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu-

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: Join column2 when the content of column1 is the same by Nanaki on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: How to block website so that it doesn't run via proxy by Raghib Ahsan on networkengineering.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: How to delete versions/releases in Jira using Python by Dmitriy Ch on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: i have a table having a rating column and i have a procedure for rating now how can i link this procedure to the table column rating by Rohan Singh on stackoverflow.com

@SmokeDetector why

@S.L.Barth Body - Position 1372-1379: fucking

@SmokeDetector why

@S.L.Barth Body - Position 42-45: >>>

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, url-only title: http://healthrxpuregarcinia.com/max-muscle-xtreme/ by TersLewis on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Get match and draining Muscles by TersLewis on math.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Make Muscles essentially and speedier by TersLewis on meta.stackexchange.com

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[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: Is 8 Ball Pool from Miniclip Legal According To Islamic Teachings by Taha Nadeem on islam.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Help you to recall events faster? by alcantarjuriya on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Whatever your budget and taste by Marykberry on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: How to block website so that it doesn't run via proxy by Raghib Ahsan on networkengineering.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: what is ONLINE DATASTAGE TRAINING? by arjun89 on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: Brain Health and How to Maintain It by rumehust on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating words in body: R loop and download stock prices from yahoo.com by Marcus on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: How i get best result for Muscle Building? by Christystuart on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: How i get best result for Muscle Building? by Christystuart on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: How i get best result for Muscle Building? by Christystuart on apple.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: How i get best result for Muscle Building? by Christystuart on patents.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: How i get best result for Muscle Building? by Christystuart on gaming.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: How i get best result for Muscle Building? by Christystuart on arduino.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: How i get best result for Muscle Building? by Christystuart on anime.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: How i get best result for Muscle Building? by Christystuart on android.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: How i get best result for Muscle Building? by Christystuart on aviation.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: How i get best result for Muscle Building? by Christystuart on hermeneutics.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: How i get best result for Muscle Building? by Christystuart on bicycles.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Show layer navigation on search result 2-column-right.phtml page in Magento by Arunendra on magento.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: the Clarins skin care product range by thomasspearman on superuser.com

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Why does magento always change order status to pending after capture method by Arunendra on magento.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: Whenever Using Pdf Don't Choose Adobe by Theejoes on askubuntu.com

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: Online SAP MM Training by adhikarao on stackoverflow.com

@SmokeDetector tpu-

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: The Best Prostate Supplements Can Promote Male Health by testofactorx on meta.stackexchange.com

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[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected, pattern-matching website in answer, blacklisted user: The Best Prostate Supplements Can Promote Male Health by testofactorx on meta.stackexchange.com

@WadCheber Thanks! I really appreciate that; not many people go out of their way to say something like that :)

@WadCheber They get autodeleted when they're marked as false positives (just because it would be useless to continue displaying them if they are).

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SQL SERVER TEMP FILE by SAP MCMXCIV on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: How to block website so that it doesn't run via proxy by Raghib Ahsan on networkengineering.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Campo do tipo GEOGRAPHY by Luiz Felipe Garcia on pt.stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: How do I become a sub-30 cuber? by user16288 on puzzling.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: SQL em Genexus e GxFlow by Luiz Felipe Garcia on pt.stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: It also lowers our blood pressure and helps to prevent heart attacks by Diamonchard on askubuntu.com

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[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HELP WITH APP DEVELOPMENT by Mark Sturgess on graphicdesign.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Packers and Movers Chennai by Kanika Jaiswal on english.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in body, repeating characters in body: Which data encryption mechanism to use for data transfer? by Shahrukh Khan on crypto.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: could often be ignored. The Omega 3 fatty acids are necessary for head by user133550 on unix.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: How to access localhost from a Genymotion android emulator? by user5321219 on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Campo do tipo GEOGRAPHY by Luiz Felipe Garcia on pt.stackoverflow.com

@SmokeDetector tpu-

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: How to block website so that it doesn't run via proxy by Raghib Ahsan on networkengineering.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Convert PDF with embedded fonts to EMF for PowerPoint by MvG on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: How to Get Rid Of Herpes Virus? by PhilipChow on drupal.stackexchange.com

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: one wordpress loop with different style outputs by oddpilot on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: MYSQL INSERT UPDATE - ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE - GETTING ERROR by Salimkhan Sodha on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: STORED PROCEDURE by Michel Henriq on pt.stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: Which activities increase flexibility? by fuckyou on fitness.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Automatically change Gmail signature by recipient by Devan Loper on softwarerecs.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: A sick movie I saw ones! NEED TO KNOW THE NAME by user25815 on movies.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: ПОМОГИТЕ, ПОЖАЛУЙСТА by Fhdjk on rus.stackexchange.com

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[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: How do superconducting materials float in magnetic field? by user92433 on physics.stackexchange.com

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: one wordpress loop with different style outputs by oddpilot on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: one wordpress loop with different style outputs by oddpilot on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: How I can export the history of my commands in Windows(7) Command Prompt? by user5322254 on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Is there a way to get spamassassin to score the top lines of a message body more heavily? by mattdm on serverfault.com

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: E-Commerce Data Load Sheet from Manufacture Website by Adolfo11 on stackoverflow.com

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[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Online shop builder that allows stock from supplier by Adolfo11 on stackoverflow.com

Easy Data Feed has a new domain...

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating words in body: R programming remove header and footer from each page by Sourabh Sriom on stackoverflow.com

CI build passed on Circle. Commit message contains 'autopull', pulling...

[ SmokeDetector ] SmokeDetector started at rev 07e5422 (Normal Human: +ecartbasiccartlead --autopull) (running on Undo's EC2)

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: GET SECTION OF HTML FOR WIKI USING API by user3433527 on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: A different structure of Ozone? by Chuck Boldwyn on chemistry.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: subquery 2, subquery 3 not seeing main select by Roshan on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: IDENTIFY ELECTRIC MOTORCYCLE TRANSFORMER WIRES by jellybean on electronics.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Google Chrome OS Hardware Specifications by fiki on superuser.com

@Undo are you the guy who made this?

@ArtOfCode Made what?

@Undo Smokey, and his classification system.

@ArtOfCode Oh, that's a collaboration between a lot of people

@Undo stats says you wrote most of it :)

@ArtOfCode Don't listen to line number stats, that's from when I push the bayesian stats file :P

I mostly just host it, @NormalHuman and @ProgramFOX are wizards.

@Undo Ah, right. Anyway, are you the kind of person who can tell me about how to use machine learning and a cache of matching posts to classify posts?

@Pro I've worked with before, and I can testify to his wizardry :)

In my experience, it doesn't work very well

Hmm. What systems do work? I want to write myself a spam classifier, but I don't know how to classify spam...

Smokey just uses regexes. Lots and lots of regexes.

See chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/17251/smoke-detector-school for examples of bayesian classifying (based on title alone, granted) not working very well

Hmmm. I guess chucking all previously found spam posts into a database and basically saying "where post like <DB>" doesn't work?

I have a database of posts it's caught, with feedback, if you need me to run something against it

@Undo Oh cool. What format is it in?

metasmoke.erwaysoftware.com/dashboard

@ArtOfCode MySQL, but managed by ActiveRecord/Rails

@Undo Can I be cheeky and ask for a copy of [some of] it?

Gimme a sec

I think that database might have emails in it

but those'd be easy enough to nuke

@Undo Ah. Where from? If you can nuke them without too much effort, then that's cool

@ArtOfCode metasmoke has login that I can (and did, accidently) turn on.

@Undo Whoops. Exclude the users table?

I think I nuked it

Ah, good

@ArtOfCode Does s3.amazonaws.com/erwaysoftware.randomuploads/… work?

That's an automated backup from yesterday night

With the users table nuked

@Undo Appears to download, and it's an SQL file. Lemme import that and see what I get

Appears to import, as well. That'll be interesting data to sift through :)

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title: Юрий Абрамов “Фурункул” или “Я даю бесплатно?” vam-inesnilos.livejournal.com by J.Furunkul on ru.stackoverflow.com

@Emrakul I got the flag link on the first try

Without Google Translate

^ ru.so mod dashboard

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: 2D motion synthesis for a human character by Damian Eaglebauer on gamedev.stackexchange.com

@Emrakul I didn't :P

right-click... you know the rest :P

Guess: Google translate Russian тревога and sub it into his own dash.

The flag count is fake too.

There must never be evidence that flags on SR ever live for longer than ten seconds.

!!/alive?

@Undo Of course

!!/pull

[ SmokeDetector ] SmokeDetector started at rev c07bad2 (Undo1: Because they want it. --autopull) (running on Undo's EC2)

!!/brownie

@Undo Brown!

!!/reboot

[ SmokeDetector ] SmokeDetector started at rev c07bad2 (Undo1: Because they want it. --autopull) (running on Undo's EC2)

!!/what

@Emrakul Yes, but as in "fire alarm", not as in "alarm clock".

It conveys the idea of drawing attention to something going wrong.

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Where can I find private funding/lending? by user5843 on startups.stackexchange.com

@ArtOfCode A problem with that approach is that spammers are aware of it and fill their posts with low-frequency words that will normally don't appear in spam. For example:

> Vecame apparent that our original suggestion that higher-order information might interact following split brain surgery was an error not only worry unable to reproduce the original findings but we have been unable to see any sort of interhemispheric interactions even using stabilized images additionally beginning in the early nineteen eighties and continuing until the present our laboratory has examined .

A bayesian filter that classifies the above as spam would hit a bunch of false positives on science sites. But more likely, it wouldn't recognize spam since the set of words changes every time.

We already have a neural network... each of us does.

I use mine to write regexes. :)

bah.

Now we just need to copy your network to the server. Hold still.

Sorry, the network is busy grading linear algebra homework.

foo bar baz

testing testing

asdfasdfasdf

alkshdglkja7lkasldkgjl

TEST SUCCESSFUL, DOORKNOB SUSPENSION TRIGGERED

Someone just suspend Chris already ;p

... which? ;P

I only see 1 ;p

@Seth I see many.

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: I cant sign up to the Apple Beta Software Program from the sign in to join page by user146242 on apple.stackexchange.com

I don't know... if mods want VLQ to be used on such stuff, then we don't need to detect it at all.

It surely goes to LQRQ automatically, or to First Posts in the worst scenario.