The Bridge

@SepiaLazers It lives! ... well, one of the feedbots does.

Yeah, but it looks like it needs some tweaking?

Hard to say, although if this is how they return - I look forward to the inevitable wall-o-@Lazers and @Nope

8:06 AM

shitshithsit... I can't find my diploma.

I usually store my important documents in a special folder.

@LessPop_MoreFizz railsoopbook.com

SO do I, but only the temporary proof was in there.

SO now I have to go dig through all paperwork I might have, because the second option where it could be also failed.

Misplaced documents are annoying.

Serverfrog

morning @Bridge

8:20 AM

AND I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE ELSE

I BLAME MOVING HOUSES.

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cc: @Wipqozn

@Arperum always blame moving houses

I mean, houses shouldn't be moving! They should be fixed to the ground!

But houses also want to be free and roam around.

That's why you stab them

@TrentHawkins dem eyebrows

8:29 AM

@fredley Well, he hates the (stupid) braids, so...

James

@TrentHawkins Ok.. Eff Me.. I now know I have been awake too long.. Thanks.. Thanks @TrentHawkins.. Just thanks :P

This looks like spam

Looks like it

@James I hear ya... It kinda stares into my soul, asking me why I thought this was a better use of my time than sleeping.

8:40 AM

BRIDGE. YOU ARE BEING WAY TOO WEIRD FOR A MONDAY MORNING.

NO NEVER, BE WEIRDER BRIDGE

I HAVE A MEETING SO I WON'T BE AROUND ANYWAY

@Brant Awch :( bad timing there. I had a situation yesterday when I was running after someone who was cleaning up T6 rifts where we found a conduit pylon in a goblin horde. so much loot

Always clear out everything in the rift (except when you are going for the speedrun achievements)

Q: Does magic damage from Gromp debuff proc spell vamp

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Does the passive you gain from Gromp, as well as the Cinderhulk, proc spell vamp when being attacked?

league-of-legends

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Q: How do I exchange my follower for another one?

I have the Vampire Serana following me and I don't want to sacrifice her for the Bohethia Calling quest. When I try to hire someone else e.g. from pubs in cities, they say "it looks like you already have someone" even if I ask Serana to wait at my house. Can anyone help?

skyrim

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Q: Does a UK Voucher Code used on an Australian Account download the UK game?

When I got Child of Light from a UK Store it came with a Voucher Code. when I used it on my Australian PSN Account it downloaded just fine however I know the game was also on the Australian Store. Monster Monpiece isn't available in Australia (because our ratings board are a bunch of retards) ho...

psn

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Q: Why am I not gaining XP in Ultimate Vault Hunter Mode?

I recently completed True Vault Hunter Mode by myself as Zero and it came up with Ultimate Vault Hunter Mode. It said I could level up to 61 but I've been playing for a good hour now and nothing has happened - no XP at all? I'm level 50 btw

borderlands-2

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Q: Is there a way I can unmark my Sim as late for work?

I signed on to play my game and found a Sim severely late to work. I ended up sending him still, but I was wondering if there was any way I could make it like he was never late. Is there a cheat code? Or can I edit a save file?

sims-4

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Q: Is Easy as hard as it gets?

The game seems to have two difficulty modes, Too Easy and Easy. Admittedly, "Easy" is rather challenging, but I was wondering if you could unlock a harder difficulty setting. An old Steam post seems indicate that they were thinking about it: Easy is indeed harder than Too Easy. Both name...

dungeon-of-the-endless

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Q: Soul Vessels in Pillars of Eternity

I let Nridek in Lhe a Rhemen ruins live and saved afterwards before I knew i needed the soul vessel. Is there a way to get another soul vessel?

pillars-of-eternity

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Q: What is the link for Yahoo! pool game?

About 8,9 years ago I used to play this pool game on yahoo website. It was running on Java and is really fun to play. Now since I'm quiet free about this time of the year, I was trying to find the game to play but all I've found so far is some weird yahoo pool games, not the one I played before. ...

arcade

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Q: Why does Coop Mode not work for my Assembly?

I have three assemblers currently on my station. Two are marked for Coop Mode and named Slave I and Slave II. I only issue build orders to the Master Assembler. But the other 2 assemblers do not get any build orders. I can issue direct orders to the slave assemblers though. It starts working...

space-engineers

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Q: How does the Fleeca heist affect the Loyalty challenge?

In GTA Online there are a few heist challenges you can complete for some bonus cash. One of these challenges is the Loyalty challenge. It requires you to complete every heist with the same team. How does the Fleeca heist affect this? Unlike the other heists it can only be done with two people. D...

gta-online

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Q: How are resources shared in multiplayer Dungeon of the Endless?

In a multiplayer game of Dungeon of the Endless, resources that get generated each door get shared weirdly between each player. There is some non-trivial rounding going on behind the scenes, and sometimes upgrading a generator or placing a mechanical pal does nothing. How does it work?

dungeon-of-the-endless

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Q: I can't play Minecraft after updating my Java

Well, i tried and tried almost all the solutions i can find online but am unable to find the source of this predicament. It would be great if someone can help me out here. This is what i have on my profile editor: Appreciate if you can assist me, need my Minecraft fix!

minecraft

The feeds need fixing, I tell you.

uhm... Hi fake @lazers?

8:49 AM

Seems like they are working on it

badp

9:02 AM

I heard you like questions

From who?

badp

Aw

I was expecting Lazers to start posting all questions in the last 30 hours in a single go

Oh well.

This also looks like spam

@5pike How is running an extra service even going to lower your ping?

@Arperum It doesn't, obviously.

9:07 AM

@5pike Rhetorical questions and such.

When I was younger, I used to have lots of those "gaming/ping acceleration programs", and I always wondered why my performance was so bad.

This was in a time before I had easy access to the internet.

Most programs came from a "gaming" magazine.

I wonder if they also had no easy internet access.

9:21 AM

@5pike wat.

@Arperum They had a CD which included some games and software.

@5pike And a massive lack of knowledge about what ping was.

I think I still have some lying around. I might look through them sometime.

@Arperum Yes, definitely.

Gah. SHould I join in some sort of competition to win a duo ticket for the Blind Guardian show in Hamburg on may 2nd?

Decisions....

What kind of competition?

9:37 AM

"Get most facebook likes on your post"

No

Well, I personally wouldn't, because the possibility that those are rigged are quite high.

Top 3 wins. Current status after a week of the competition running is 55,38,17,14,7, with three days left to go.

I'm pretty convinced I can gather a good 20 something likes on a comment.

Well, you can always go to fiverr and buy some likes ...

9:57 AM

@5pike That just sounds cheaty.

It totally is.

Yea, not doing that. I don't like cheating.

And I thought you were a Blind Guardian fan </joke>

cc @Frank @JasonBerkan

@5pike Yes, but not a cheater. ANd 20+ likes in a non-cheating way sounds completely doable.

10:04 AM

I didn't much sleep at all lst night.

I think I got 4 hours.

I think I'll get a cup of coffee, remember how much I hate it, and struggle through ahalf a cup in the hopes it makes me less tired.

@Wipqozn :(

@TrentHawkins I love you.

I like how you made him angry, because he probably will be when he sees that image.

Apr 15 at 9:06, by 5pike

Coffee is a vile substance. It gets somewhat bearable when you add suggar and some milk.

Apr 15 at 9:07, by 5pike

If it would not contain caffeine, nobody would drink it.

@5pike That';s what I plan to do

I've never had a full cup of coffee

10:20 AM

I'm sure pure coffee is an acquired taste, but it's one I'm never trying to get.

Q: Is there a place where I can see how all past game choices affect dragon age inquisition

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As the title says I was wondering if there is anywhere online where I would be able to see a list of all of the choices that you make across dragon age and dragon age 2 and see how it would affect dragon age inquisition?

dragon-age-inquisition

@5pike Coffee with milk tastes weak.

Once you go black, you never go back

I drink ristrettos these days. It's like a stronger espresso.

@5pike Same here. I prefer not to be dependantn on coffee to function in the mornings.

@fredley Coffee without milk tastes like dirt

@Wipqozn Dependant Schmependant

@5pike Coffee with milk doesn't taste of coffee any more.

10:33 AM

@fredley Good.

Pure coffee is a wonderfully complex taste

It's delicious

@fredley So is dirt

@5pike Each to their own. I prefer coffee.

Yeah, we shouldn't argue about taste...

user15026

@wipqozn re: the Edmonton poster - I hate pseudo Cyrillic like that because I can't help but read it "Edmoitoi" :p

10:43 AM

Got a latte.

@5pike You're my new favourite person.

xcom-enemy-unknown xcom-enemy-within

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Q: X-COM panic reduction woes

So I'm playing the game on classic and panic gets crazy... thus far everything was running smoothly until it so happens the UK is now on 5 bars of panic... and it already has a satellite on it... and at the start of this month I completed the alien base assault... I see no possible way to decreas...

Is it...

Is it a feed? :O

But it's not Lazers.

MS Powerpoint: align two identical shapes centered, drag auto-connector from bottom mid-point of one to top mid-point of the other - line is at an angle

wut

user15026

@wipqozn you drink coffee like I do. (aka I don't like the taste of it without lots of help)

10:49 AM

Drag connectors for whole column of aligned shapes: they are all at an angle

@AshleyNunn They let me sample every coffee

and they were all equally disgusting

so then she suggested lattee

I like it

Latte is the weakest form of coffee. If you need caffeine, you don't want latte. But it sure tastes fine. I like cappuccino more, though.

user15026

My hatred of coffee lead me to drink Red Bull when I was getting 4-5 hours of sleep a night 6 months ago. I don't recommend that if you are even remotely caffeine sensitive (I am very much that), I was a mess. An awake mess, but holy crap.

Energy drinks are way to sweet for my taste.

I no longer like this latte.

I now find it tolerable.

11:09 AM

Using caffeine to stay awake is a bad idea

Q: Someone in the house (URGENT)

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I think there might be someone in the house. It's night and dark and I can't see outside. The door's locked bit I heard some sounds. It could be just my imagination. what should I do. there's only my little sister here and I don't want to scare her either. Is there any way to make sure what's go...

home safety

Excellent. closed.

user15026

I like how all I really do on Lifehacks is flag things.

> Last seen 15 hours ago

Ruh roh!

@Wipqozn If you have time to write a question, you have time to search the house, grabbing a cordless or cell phone along the way.

I find it funny that his first instinct was to write a question on the internet.

11:25 AM

@5pike i suspect this is a case of something that didn't happen.

It is lifehacks though, so it's hard to know for sure.

Q: GTA V PC | "Unable to initialize DirectX 9 device" | Help?

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I have GTA V on Steam and when I go to launch it after downloading, the loading screen comes up and and then goes to a message: Unable to initialize DirectX 9 device I've tried asking R* for help but they don't care. My Specs are: CPU: AMD 4.2ghz, RAM: 12GB, GPU: AMD Radeon R9 270X 4G...

pc technical-issues grand-theft-auto-5 windows-7 directx-9

@Wipqozn Hopefully.

Tim And Eric, It's Not Jackie Chan (Original)

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I forgot that existed.

Q: Can paramedics revive civilians?

11:58 AM

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In GTA 4 I liked beating up people, after which I called 911 to request an ambulance. After the paramedics got the people on their feet again I continued beating them up. This does not seem to work in GTA 5/Online. Beating with fists, shooting legs, hitting with cars. Everything seems to be leth...

grand-theft-auto-5 gta-online

> In GTA 4 I liked beating up people, after which I called 911 to request an ambulance. After the paramedics got the people on their feet again I continued beating them up.

That's pretty fucked up.

Not in a GTA game

And another answer that looks like spam

Frank

@5pike Definitely spam

@5pike Even if it's not spam,t hat answer doens't make any sense, so no harm in deleting it.

o/

12:06 PM

\o

/o\
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Q: How to restore GTA 5 from a external hard drive

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I bought GTA5 this weekend over steam, then realised that the game is 60GB big and I use a capped line. I asked one of my friends to make a copy of the game so I can restore the game using steam and he copied the folder of where it was installed. How do I get this to work?

steam pc grand-theft-auto-5

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sets of nukes

@AshleyNunn The Habs aren't weird, they're awesome! See how they won that game last night to go up 3 games to none?

12:24 PM

@5pike this other answer on the same question looks pretty promotional as well.

Add view layout constraint "Center in viewport" -> view is pulled to the very right of the viewport

Remove vertical layout constraints -> view disappears entirely

@fredley yes.

Probably intended behaviour.

@Arperum Remove all constraints: displays correctly on left hand side of screen

WHY IS CENTERING SOMETHING SO DIFFICULT??!?!?!

BECAUSE APPLE

@fredley BECAUSE iOS.

12:27 PM

But seriously

How can adding a constraint to make the view be centered not make it centered?

What else am I supposed to do?

pls apl

@fredley Add a constraint to keep is X distance away from the left side, add a distance contraint to the right side, add constraint constraint that saiys that both constraints should aways be the same width.

@Arperum a constraint constraint?

Because fuck the easy way. Do it the hard way.

wtf

@fredley I vaguely remember being able to tell constraint to be the same width.

It's been since early 2013 since I last worked with that horrorthing though.

SO there is the risk that I am mistaken.

But then again, it sounds very apple-y to do it that way.

12:32 PM

Why does horizontal center in container take a value?

I can enter 'current canvas' as the value, but doesn't that defeat the point?

I don't remember that. So you are on your own now.

Fuck. This. Shit.

If you click the button 'update frames in this container', it does something where all the views are placed outside the superview. Interface builder has no way to select them and move them back in.

@fredley What GUI builder are you using (and for which language)?

@MBraedley Interface Builder, iOS.

(Objective C)

@fredley Absolutely 0 experience with that.

12:40 PM

@MBraedley Count yourself lucky

But does this mean you're making ChatSEy for iOS?

@MBraedley No, that wouldn't pass Apple review anyway

Not that I care anymore since buying a Surface Pro 3 to replace my iPad.

So I have a loading spinner that pops out over everything else

That seems to work

Oh no, I added a constraint to a nester inner view, and it fucked everything.

Everything is now in a tiny square in the top left ish quarter of the screen

ALl I did was put left == right == 0 margins on it

What. The. Fuck.

As soon as I try and add any kind of constraint to the scrollview it disappears entirely

It wants to be free man, you've just got to let it go

12:54 PM

No.

Ok, I'll add constraints for the width

Better

Now it actually draws in the center! Now to make it reach the edges

ok, adding height and width constraints worked.

wtf

Welcome to objective C, where logic does not exist and layout is magic.

layout is stupid magic

Also, pinning to the top of the view has left a sliver of background, half the status bar, of gap at the top

@fredley Yup.

Also, why are constraints separate 'objects'. I want to click a view and see the constraints on it, not a big list of 'vertical space' constraints that I have to click through each one to see what it applies to

Newly Opened Proposals for Entertainment

@fredley Yea, that was terrible.

1:04 PM

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Marvel & DC Universes

Proposed Q&A site for a site for Experts in Marvel and DC. Everything will be answered here

Currently in definition.

Interface Builder is one of the worst pieces of software I've ever used

@fredley ~~Interface Builder~~ XCode is one of the worst pieces of software I've ever used

ftfy

@Arperum Interface Builder is the black, rotten sanctum sanctorum of the whole XCode experience

@Arperum Yeah, totally. His account is 1 year old, but he promotes the same thing twice. @Fredley, can you take a look at it?

@fredley True, and figuring out how it interacts with your code is some other "Fun" activity. For definitions of Fun that include self mutilation and suicide.

1:10 PM

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment Why not expand that to all comic books?

Gif for ants?

@KevinvanderVelden At best.

@5pike nuke account

@KevinvanderVelden Billboard for ants:

1:14 PM

@fredley Thank you.

@Yuuki fancy

Sooo... I'm testing my own code now

Marvel's really milking this "tiny stuff" marketing for Ant-Man, huh.

As in, not just the "I'm building it and seeing if it works" but in the "Test this and we'll ship it" sense

Enough of this stuff, I'm going to make a @GnomeSlice gif

This is hilarious and I wanna ping a certain robot but he won't like it

1:19 PM

@fredley Appreciated.

Powerlord

Huh, apparently the US and Mexico are draining so much water from the Colorado river (the one that created the Grand Canyon) that it no longer reaches the ocean.

Ugh, coworkers, stop checking large files into subversion.

@KevinvanderVelden @OrigamiRobot hasn't been around much lately. I miss the little guy.

He should get back here, I wanna talk about building a CNC milling machine with him @OrigamiRobot

Best kind of trolling: Invite co-founder of ~~hategroup~~ "National Organisation of Marriage" to your gay wedding

Feeds

1:37 PM

FAE has removed Wipqozn from the list of this room's owners.

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Hi all

Hey @FAE, long time no see

Hi

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@FAE How's it going?

@fredley has too much time on his hands. And/or too much insanity from dealing with iOS

1:38 PM

@KevinvanderVelden This is what iOS has done to me

I'd rather mask out braids in a gif than center elements in the viewport

@fredley Okies, how's everyone?

@KevinvanderVelden I'm always on Steam!

Steam isn't as much fun

@FAE Alright afaik

Powerlord

@FAE ...who are you?

@fredley ... I feel like I've seen the source for this.

1:42 PM

@Yuuki It's the 'whip my hair back and forth' thing.

Oh. I was thinking of some K-pop music video that my sister showed me.

@Yuuki one of Will Smith's podlings

I guess I haven't seen the source after all.

OHMAIGAWD, IT'S @FAE.

@Yuuki Hello!

@FAE (hugs)

1:43 PM

@Yuuki Aw. hugs back

(and then horror dawns upon his face as he remembers Evangelion)

You monster.

@Yuuki <3

@Yuuki so what you're telling me is that I should vote for Evangelion for bridge movie night

(Yes I know it is a series and not a movie, details)

@KevinvanderVelden Well, Rebuild's a movie series.

The issue is I'm not sure if we can stream it.

1:46 PM

@Yuuki I think the main issue is breaking everybody

Might be on Crunchyroll, but I don't feel like getting Crunchyroll.

@FAE We could make it a joke Movie Night and everyone needs to be bring alcohol.

@Yuuki "Take a drink every time you're confused or horrified." You'd end up with broken livers.

Well I don't drink so

@FAE Livers? What livers?

@Rapitor Wait, what, Blood Dragon has DLC now?

1:49 PM

@GnomeSlice no im saying blood dragon is dlc

Powerlord

@GnomeSlice Blood Dragon... was... DLC?

Oh! @FAE, I think you missed @GnomeSlice's new thing.

@Rapitor What? No it's not.

@KevinvanderVelden Enlighten me!

@Powerlord No it isn't.

1:50 PM

Or maybe not, but you've missed half the hilariousness that's been happening

I don't have FC3 but I have blood dragon.

@GnomeSlice and autocorrect

It's just a spinoff game.

It's stand-alone DLC. a couple games do that

It's not DLC, it's a whole game.

A: The Memes of Arqade and its Chat

1:51 PM

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Meme: GnomeSlice getting into trouble with Autocomplete Originator: GnomeSlice's Funky Phone Cultural Height: Whenever GnomeSlice is on the busty or has cold fjords Background: Back to wang / Back to worm Jesus crusty/ Jesus cherish @orgyrambo what? When did that happen GOD DONUT For duck sh...

Dammit man you had me all excited.

hah, that flag