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7:19 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive title detected: Why the word “Holy” is used before words like “Shit”, “Crap” etc on english.stackexchange.com

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9:06 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive title detected: “make sb feel an idiot” or “make sb feel like an idiot”? on english.stackexchange.com

SmokeDetector

1:07 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive title detected: “make somebody feel an idiot” or “make somebody feel like an idiot”? on english.stackexchange.com

Caleb

@SmokeDetector False positive.

SmokeDetector

1:34 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HOW TO READ AVG'S LOG FILE AND MAKE CALCULATIONS? on askubuntu.com

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2:36 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive title detected: “make somebody feel an idiot” or “make somebody feel like an idiot”? on english.stackexchange.com

Undo

2:57 PM

Okay, I'm gonna go write a thing to keep track of what we've already posted.

actually, scratch that. I have other things to do :P

ProgramFOX

3:51 PM

@Undo Do we really need 'idiot' as offensive word for SmokeDetector? It has not yet given any true positive. And the people at ELU chat also did not find it useful.

Undo

probably not

I think the origin of that was some mSE crap where a guy was harassing our beloved Tim Post :P

Andrew Leach

Depends on whether it's not required elsewhere. ELU is a special case.

Undo

I haven't seen it come up with a true positive yet

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Undo

hah, gotta love that rev hash

ProgramFOX

3:55 PM

:D

SmokeDetector

4:31 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword detected, Phone number detected: +91-9950211818 vashikaran specialist in chandigarh on english.stackexchange.com

ProgramFOX

@Undo ^ Do you have two instances running? Those links refer to the same posts?

Undo

I don't think so

!!/alive/

!!/alive?

SmokeDetector

@Undo Of course

ProgramFOX

!!/alive?

SmokeDetector

@ProgramFOX Of course

Undo

4:32 PM

Something must have bumped that last post

Either that or the chat listening portion of one instance is dead, which I've seen before

It only posted once in the ELU room

ProgramFOX

Hmm, I see.

@Undo It is running two instances. Check the Tavern.

Undo

@ProgramFOX weird

k, thanks

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ProgramFOX

5:14 PM

!!/alive?

@ProgramFOX delete

@SmokeDetector delete

Yay, that feature still works! :D

Undo

6:03 PM

>:D

Daily reports of people Smokey detected posting stuff that are still around :D

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[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: ITS ABOUT TP-LINK ROUTER on superuser.com

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7:47 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: CLUSTERS AND HDDS on askubuntu.com

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10:01 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: PIN WHEEL PROBLEMS ON MY MACBOOK PRO on apple.stackexchange.com

Seth

Ah yes, the pin wheel.

I remember that pin wheel. Not very fondly.

Undo

10:28 PM

@hichris123 is it faster like iOS-sim-faster?

hichris123

Yeah, it's a ton faster @Undo. Try it.

Undo

okay :P

why are they forcing me to make an account?

Seth

did someone get in trouble for being OT in TL or..?

just curious.

hichris123

@Seth No, just don't want to clutter up TL.

Seth

mkay.

hichris123

10:29 PM

@Undo no clue.

Undo

that, and it'd be nice to be able to read this if one of us retires :P

Seth

@Undo they like being like Apple ;)

Undo

@Seth ... you can download the toolkit without a dev account since forever

hichris123

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A: Why is the Android emulator so slow?

Try using Genymotion. You can download a version for Windows/Mac OS X/Linux after registering. A plugin for Eclipse is also avaliable: The installation of the plugin can be done by launching Eclipse and going to "Help / Install New Software" menu, then just add a new Update Site with the fo...

Undo

i.e. years

hichris123

10:30 PM

@Undo ^^

Seth

@Undo that's not my understanding.. but I don't have a machine that runs OSX so.

Undo

@Seth Xcode is available in the app store: itunes.apple.com/us/app/xcode/id497799835?mt=12

Seth

interesting.

Undo

Makes a ton more sense

Seth

yep

Undo

10:34 PM

launching genymotion :D

:(

hichris123

... do you have VirtualBox?

Undo

no :P

Seth

what.. do you use to virtualize?

Undo

nothing

I don't.

@Seth why would I?

Seth

oh, so I should be asking: "Do u even virtualize bro?" ;P

@Undo because... you're a programmer.

Undo

10:37 PM

I have EC2 instances :P

Seth

Programmers test programs on different platforms and instances.

EC2 can't run a gui, can it?

Undo

It can

I've done it before

And anyway, since I don't write desktop stuff, I haven't run into the need to virtualize yet.

Seth

true enough.

@Undo not X forwarding?

that doesn't count :P

no idea how that happened... >.<

Undo

Nah, you can install ubuntu-desktop and rdp or something on an EC2 instance

You have root access to 'em, so you can do anything :P

And the windows server ones come with a desktop and rdp by default

yay it seems like it's gonna work

I'm gonna make myself a Nexus 4

Seth

@Undo I'd guess it would have to ;)

Undo

10:45 PM

hey, that was a ton better than the five minutes it takes to start the stock android sim

Undo

11:22 PM

@hichris123 So how are fragments and activities related?

hichris123

@Undo An Activity is the whole of what's displayed; a fragment is a fragment of that. I think.

Never really used fragments much.

Undo

so why did it generate one for me?

hichris123

I dunno, it just does that. :P

Undo

So would it be bad if I deleted it?

hichris123

Google it and you'll get a better answer than from me. I'm not too sure. ;P

@Undo no.

Undo

11:25 PM

okay

... I deleted it and it borked stuff :P

((CookieListFragment) getFragmentManager()
                    .findFragmentById(R.id.cookie_list))
                    .setActivateOnItemClick(true);

it's unhappy about that

I'm gonna delete it too >:D

> Error:(61, 5) error: method does not override or implement a method from a supertype

it's getting worse :P

meh, I'll poke at this later

Genymotion is much better than the standard sim

hichris123

yup

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