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6:00 PM
@3ventic very hate
 
so anger
much fire
 
much burn
 
@OrigamiRobot burnt
 
I wish I hadn't spent so much money on games and music now because I really want Frozen Endzone
 
very 3ventic
 
@3ventic such warm
 
@tombull89 Wow, what a jerk, whoever posted that
 
@GnomeSlice the news or the ebay listing?
 
@3ventic The eBay listing
 
True
 
6:03 PM
@GnomeSlice They should make it about Donner Parties instead
 
such scam?
 
@Powerlord Why?
 
@Unionhawk very lie
 
That would be a completely different game.
 
much photo
 
6:04 PM
Man, during the IRC chat for the Big Steel Wheels prelaunch listening party, I was doge'ing it up with some people.
It was great.
 
@GnomeSlice Very chat
much indie
 
I love you
 
very irc
@GnomeSlice Why?
I thought you like doge?
 
I love Doge
 
Okay I'm done with doge for now.
Clearly the daily doge quota has been exceeded.
 
6:05 PM
@RedRiderX such finished
 
@GnomeSlice What's the green icon on the "Battle Group" box?
 
@OrigamiRobot Must... resist...
 
@RedRiderX much controlled
 
many resist
 
6:06 PM
@user56652 Android?
 
such... temptation...
 
@3ventic I guess.
 
@GnomeSlice Doge is off topic.
 
@Sterno so topic
 
6:07 PM
Any fans of Super Hexagon may be very interested in that bundle for QbQbQb
 
such rules
 
very tag
 
@GnomeSlice They made more than two Slender games?
 
Why am I still doing this?
 
@Unionhawk Because you suck?
 
6:08 PM
:(
 
@user56652 Yeah. Although it's not 'slender 5' it's 'slender, 5 pages'.
 
@Powerlord :(
 
SO MEAB
 
A new Slender game just came out too, on Steam I think.
Slender: The Arrival
Super Hexagon fans: ^
 
@GnomeSlice It's paid, right? I thought the first one was free.
 
6:08 PM
LETS NOT BE MEAB PEOPLES
 
such meab
 
@user56652 Yeah, I dunno. I don't really play Slender games. The new one is definitely commercial though.
 
HamStare @uni
 
@RedRiderX One step ahead, I have no idea what a meab is.
 
Also if you beat the average you get rooks keep, which just got greenlit so the multiplayer might actually work now
 
6:09 PM
BAD @BOO
 
@user56652 Running joke in here, based on a misspelling of 'mean' at some point.
 
@tombull89 Technically, it's misleading, but the ad DID apparently say it was just a photo.
 
@fbueckert yeah he's a pleb for not reading the ad and a moron for buying it "fir his kid"
 
Dec 12 '12 at 17:40, by fredley
@SaintWacko Anyone coming along later, wondering what this MEAB stuff is about: It's @Wipqozn's fault.
 
HamStare @boo
 
boo
6:10 PM
@Unionhawk ಠ_ಠ
 
Heh.
 
@GnomeSlice So, are the developers responsible for hosting severs, or how does it integrate with Steam? I know a lot of non-Valve games that let me use the "join/invite" feature in Steam.
 
HamStare @OrigamiRobot
 
boo
@OrigamiRobot ಠ_ಠ
 
Well done.
 
6:10 PM
has it really been over a year since meab?
 
Also, an xbone for a 4 year old? who are you kidding, guy.
 
@user56652 Steam has servers I think. I know the current multiplayer for Rooks Keep is utterly broken. They don't have dedicated servers and you need to have certain ports open or something.
Only been able to get it to work through Hamachi
 
@TrentHawkins It's for a bonding experience.
 
It's a fun game. Kind like like Unreal Tournament with swords, where the character classes are chess archetypes.
Not groundbreaking, but fun.
 
Dec 12 '12 at 17:29, by Wipqozn
@SaintWacko Friendly? FRIENDLY!?!?!? WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS PLACE IS? A FRIENDLY BARN! YOU NEED TO BE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEAB ON ARQADE
 
6:11 PM
@GnomeSlice Nobody likes to install a 3rd part program to play a game, unless it's a really good game.
or if it's part of the "first time setup" process
 
@user56652 Yeah, I mostly just play against bots. Still fun, but actual MP would be nice. Hopefully Steam will address that.
@Powerlord might know more about how Steam MP works.
 
@OrigamiRobot Which then resulted in the Friendly Barn.
 
He's our resident Valve fanboy ;]
 
@OrigamiRobot HamStare @OrigamiRobot
Why did you guys ruin that
 
6:13 PM
If only Steam chat would actually log the bloody chat, that'd make me a million times happier.
 
@user56652 Yeah that would be nice
it only remembers like the last 3 messages or so
 
favorite quote ever
 
in The Remnants of the Friendly Barn, Dec 28 '12 at 20:16, by RedRiderX
@Mana I'm pretty sure that's why it's here.
 
@Unionhawk rofl hahahaha
 
Though I remembered it as "this is dumb", which sounds funnier
 
6:14 PM
@GnomeSlice More than, but it's still annoying. It seems to remember chat from one session, but if you close it the next day the log will have cleared itself.
 
My only contribution to the Friendly Barn.
 
I really want the soundtrack edition of Frozen Endzone, but $35
 
That's like all I have left
@OrigamiRobot What, when did I do that
 
@SaintWacko 99+1!
 
6:15 PM
@RedRiderX Grrr
 
But I'm out of actions again...
 
Oh yeah, I was testing it out
 
@GnomeSlice I really want to find out what song this is. It should be a crime to not put the song name in the videos description somewhere.
 
@user56652 Try soundhound.com
 
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Security Systems

Proposed Q&A site for topics related to planning and implementing security systems, which includes alarm systems, sensors, surveillance cameras, surveillance software, compatibility, and integration of all of the above.

Currently in definition.

 
6:16 PM
@GnomeSlice It's available on everything, but Windows 7? why me.
 
@user56652 Oh, yeah I guess it's mobile
 
@GnomeSlice It's completely game-dependent.
 
@Powerlord Oh.
 
@GnomeSlice Damn all smart phones. I miss texting with only 9 keys.
 
For games that integrate into the Steam Server browser, that just means the game server talks to the Steam Master Server.
Some games also use nasty hacks to do this (Oh, hi Killing Floor!)
 
6:18 PM
> Peter Clatworthy, 19, had saved up all year to buy the Microsoft console – which is now sold out – for his four-year-old son.
 
@user56652 There were non smartphones that had slide out keyboards too
 
@GnomeSlice Ya, but those came later on.
 
Pretty clear he hasn't been the best decision maker in the past.
 
@OrigamiRobot At least he stayed around to raise the kid
 
Anyone remember the Sidekick?
 
6:19 PM
 
@user56652 You should rename yourself to something awesome. Default usernames make baby Jesus cry.
 
My newly named pet.
 
@Sterno Such as?
 
@user56652 "Sterno" is pretty awesome, but it's already taken.
 
@Sterno But isn't Jesus a grown-up already?
 
6:19 PM
@user56652 SexRobot
 
@3ventic TIMEY WIMEY
 
@Sterno I would change it to that, but I think that SE has a cool down on name changes.
 
@GnomeSlice ಠ_ಠ
 
CC: @SaintWacko, @AshleyNunn, @Yuki, @fallenlondonpeeps
 
"Mark Trapp" is a solid choice.
 
6:20 PM
 
Nov 14 '12 at 0:48, by SexRobot
Mods are supposed to be used to dealing with people like me.
 
No idea why I had that on my clipboard.
 
@user56652 wow
 
The olden days
 
@GnomeSlice I used to love mine. It's old as hell, but it was fun.
 
6:21 PM
@user56652 GnomieBear
 
Come to think of it I wonder if it had any emulators.
Nope, not that I can tell.
If it weren't broken I'd try going on SE chat, and see if it'd work.
@OrigamiRobot No.
 
No? Why not?
 
Nov 14 '12 at 0:04, by OrigamiRobot
This is why @GnomeSlice @SexRobot is my favorite.
Not favourite enough for you to not block me!
;_;
 
@OrigamiRobot I keep my username generic, because this way I have no identity. Other than a generic one.
@GnomeSlice Block?
We can block people?
 
@user56652 Yeah, it's called 'ignoring' though, in the chat.
 
6:24 PM
Weird function to have, unless everyone here hates each other secretly.
 
@user56652 click user avatar > ignore
 
A bunch of people have me blocked. =[
 
You could also name yourself @MichaelDunfield. No one is using that.
 
@user56652 Why?
 
@user56652 It can be a useful tool for keeping the peace.
 
6:25 PM
@user56652 I overtly hate people.
 
@OrigamiRobot Anonymity, or what little of it I have left.
 
53 secs ago, by OrigamiRobot
@user56652 Why?
 
@user56652 It's more of a pseudonymity than an anonymity.
 
@OrigamiRobot Privacy, corpses, riddles, Hitchcock, etc
 
With this site anyway.
 
6:27 PM
@RedRiderX Sure. I live in Florida near Tampa. I don't care if you know where I live, that means nothing to me.
 
Privacy? hah
 
@user56652 you should rename to user[randomid] instead of keeping your own ID to confuse people.
 
The problem with your username is that most of us can't be assed to memorize the number after your name, and since your gravatar is also generic, you'll seem like some random person every single time you come to chat
 
@Sterno Pretty sure I would be allowed to dispute that
 
@Sterno That's the point.
 
6:28 PM
@user56652 Well you've achieved that then.
 
@user56652 Okay. I guess that works so long as you never really want to have any continuing conversations with people.
 
Well I can't think any memorable usernames. So there is no point really.
I would name myself after a character I like, but then I'd be a clone of something else.
 
@user56652 We've given you plenty
 
First world problems.
 
@user56652 Change it somehow then
 
6:29 PM
@OrigamiRobot quality > quanity
 
Like Spongebob WebDesignerpants or something
 
@user56652 How dare you imply Mark Trapp isn't a quality name!
 
Pick a random one then, at least other people can recognize it =p
 
How's Kathy Watson? I'm a guy though.
 
6:30 PM
FirstWorldProblems is a perfectly fine name
 
That might get confusing yeh
 
LiterallyWorseThanHitler would work too
 
@user56652 So?
 
@user56652 Kevin Watson
 
I could just do Kelina.
 
6:31 PM
I don't think @kalina would appreciate that
 
and use a pony for an avatar, but that may be confusing
 
NoName works
 
@user56652 Pretty much anything is more memorable then what you have now.
 
RedRiderY
 
RedRiderXY
Aw, someone else did my joke
 
6:32 PM
Oh! Name yourself SexRobot!
 
12 mins ago, by GnomeSlice
@user56652 SexRobot
 
Great, we could make our own version of Pokemon with Bridge members.
 
How come nobody starred it when I posted it
2
 
brb
 
@GnomeSlice The better question is why it got any stars at all.
I still don't know why I have to click on an icon of a car to see my inbox on the new StackExchange bar.
 
6:33 PM
done
Hasn't updated yet, I guess.
 
@user56652 I like it.
 
@RedRiderX Still won't update on chat though.
 
@user56652 It takes a bit of time to propagate.
And might require a hard refresh.
 
I used to use the name Colonel Kernel on some old games.
 
6:36 PM
@RedRiderX Reminds me of a game called Hard Reset.
 
A good new FPS with old-style PC FPS sensibilities.
 
@RedRiderX That game isn't that new, but it's not that old either.
2012.
 
@user56652 One year is new.
 
@RedRiderX I consider 6 months to be new.
 
~20 years is old
 
6:39 PM
Anything over that is dated.
 
@RedRiderX Therefore @kalina is old qed
 
@Unionhawk Obviously.
 
Except the best multiplayer FPS game ever is already 6 years old... and still being updated.
 
I'm pretty sure it's singleplayer only.
TF2 isn't as amazing as everyone likes to point out.
 
@user56652 HERESY!
 
6:40 PM
It's got good voice acting, and ya good voice acting.
 
oooo LUFTRAUSERS has a Steam page!
 
0
Q: How should I use Merchants of Venice?

JustinWhen playing as Venice you can't build settlers, instead you can puppet city states for free using a Merchant of Venice. How can I most effectively use these merchants? Should I send them out to puppet city states ASAP or should I hold them in reserve to capture city states at opportune moments?...

0
Q: What's the best way for a low level character to make money?

peper757I'm currently playing as a level 15. What's the best way for me to make money?

 
@Powerlord Halo is older than six years innit
 
BURN
 
@GnomeSlice Yes but good luck playing it online.
 
6:41 PM
@Powerlord Halo 3 and reach and 4 are still active
Halo 3 is the best, in my opinion.
Many good times were had playing Halo 3
 
But those are newer...
 
boo
I feel so used
 
@GnomeSlice And those would be sequels.
 
Bwaha
 
@boo Well you shouldn't, because it never works. :P
 
6:42 PM
Otherwise I could just as easily lump the Unreal games together.
Speaking of which, where is UT 4?
 
@GnomeSlice These games don't exist.
Anything past Halo 2 is a lie.
*citation needed
 
@user56652 Nah, Halo 3 is the shit man.
 
boo
@RedRiderX If you cause me to be throttled that's your fault
 
Bug report: MeatStare @boo pings me instead
 
boo
I should set up a separate bot account just for staring
 
6:43 PM
ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTEEN NOTIFICATIONS
 
@kalina What?
 
boo
@Unionhawk Closed:
 
@kalina Why?
 
You're so popular
 
@kalina so pings
 
6:43 PM
I still think I should have picked Kelina.
:(
 
that's how many times I get pinged in this channel per day
 
dammit autocorrect script
 
Halo Custom Edition was a big favourite during the lunchtime computer club.
 
boo
@Unionhawk
 
then it moved onto UT2004 and now reached TrackMania Nations Forever.
 
6:44 PM
@tombull89 Me too! I liked giving the shotgun fuel rod projectiles.
 
Have I posted music yet for today?
 
boo
@kalina Why
@kalina would
@kalina that
@kalina be
@kalina ?
 
PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU ALL LOVE ME
AND I AM AWESOME
 
boo
@kalina PINGS = LOVE
 
@boo Yes, it would certainly be my fault.
 
6:45 PM
Today's Listening is some really chilled out electronica from Kalya Scintilla.
 
@OrigamiRobot There was a "Chaos Gulch" map where the assault rifle fired rockets, snipers fired tank shells and rocket launchers shot dozens of needles. That was interesting to watch.
 
boo
HamStare @RedRiderX
@RedRiderX ಠ_ಠ
 
randomly rubs up against @kalina
8
 
HamStare @OrigamiRobot
 
boo
@OrigamiRobot ಠ_ಠ
 
6:46 PM
HamStare @boo
 
boo
@RedRiderX ಠ_ಠ
 
3 mins ago, by boo
@Unionhawk Closed:
 
Okay it works again.
 
boo
@RedRiderX If I'm away from my computer and Bridge isn't the active tab in Chrome it will not work as well
 
provided there are no serial reversals, on Saturday I am purchasing purple hair dye
7
 
6:48 PM
@kalina pics please
 
@OrigamiRobot she'll never do that
ever
 
I will give you pics, of the bottle of hair dye and the receipt
 
boo
@kalina plz
 
I don't think I've ever hit the rep cap
 
told you
 
6:48 PM
@kalina and part of the hair? :p
 
@kalina No, of you.
 
3 hours ago, by RedRiderX
@Arperum In know that happens.
 
no
 
3 hours ago, by RedRiderX
I was there when that first happened.
 
boo
@kalina I would prefer a lock of hair in the post
 
6:48 PM
I am not uploading a picture of me to the internet
 
makes mealoat
 
@kalina not you, your hair
 
Delicious meatloat
 
@boo I'm not interested in your attempts to do some voodoo shit on me
 
@kalina @badp is relieved.
 
boo
6:49 PM
@kalina Shame
@BenBrocka MeatBoat?
 
at no point did I ever agree to upload a picture of me to the internet
THAT WASN'T THE DEAL
besides, you amateurs voted in a way that is going to get reversed anyway
 
@kalina I know, but I asked nicely
 
there is more chance of me visiting Ronan when he's back down this way than there is of me uploading a picture of myself to the internet
 
boo
@kalina It's alright, a map with directions to your new house will suffice
 
@kalina We'll just get him to do it
 
6:51 PM
nope
 
@kalina Yeah.
 
nope
 
I have one picture of myself on the internet.
One.
 
So... Some guy playing NBA 2k14 on his Xbone got a technical foul in-game when he cussed. <_<
 
@Fluttershy old
 
6:52 PM
Also, are you going full purple or just purple streak(s)?
 
And that's enough.
 
somebody linked that in chat like two days ago
@OrigamiRobot purple all over
 
Oh, I'm less interested now.
 
@kalina And someone linked it a couple days before that.
 
Apparently it happened in 2K13
 
6:55 PM
@kalina Sorry for having a job and being unable to monitor chat 24/7. It's not old to me!
 
I have a job
 
I have a job
 
I have a jorb
 
I don't
 
I have a jerb.
 
6:56 PM
o/
 
You have jobs that let you chat. I don't. Not as often anyway.
 
jerbs? hwo needs jerbs
 
solution: ...no, I can't be bothered
My Lost torrent has been downloading now for 3 weeks
 
Oh yeah I have a jerb as well
 
ERMERGERD A JERB
 

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