The Bridge

In Sequence 9 Memory 2, one of the optional objectives is to double assassinate your targets, Burgess and Cockram. In my many attempts, I have not once seen them closer than a few metres apart, far too distant for any kind of double assassination. Even when they reach their ship and stop moving, ...

assassins-creed-4

user15026

@spugsley HELLO

user15026

1:14 AM

Oooh, @FAE, Codeacademy looks interesting! Thanks for the recommendation!

spugsley

SO

LISTEN

Raven Dreamer

HEY!

spugsley

I did this online study. It was a month long. And the reward was 300 dollars in Victorias Secrets giftcards

Raven Dreamer

LISTEN!

spugsley

and I just got them in the mail today

TIME TO SPEND FREE MONEY

Raven Dreamer

1:16 AM

USE THE Z-BUTTON TO LOCK ON!

user15026

@spugsley Wooooooooooot

Raven Dreamer

@spugsley If you do not spend them on lingerie for Ian, I will be disappoint.

2

spugsley

@RavenDreamer honestly, Ian's not much of a lingerie dude

:D

Raven Dreamer

@spugsley As in he doesn't like it? Or he doesn't like it when you wear it?

Maybe you just need to find him the right lingerie.

spugsley

@RavenDreamer as in the nakeder the better

user15026

1:18 AM

@spugsley I can get behind this sort of attitude :D

Raven Dreamer

@AshleyNunn snrkt

Double entendre!

spugsley

@AshleyNunn hahahah at first I was so dissapointed but I've come to learn that it's nice not to drop 60 dollars a pop on lingerie to impress him lol

Raven Dreamer

Also, what is a snrkt? Keyboard, I am disappoint.

spugsley

@RavenDreamer lol

user15026

@spugsley I have never bought lingerie ever

user15026

1:19 AM

I kinda want to

spugsley

@AshleyNunn it's waaaaay expensive

user15026

@spugsley Yeah

spugsley

@AshleyNunn you should. It's really hard not to feel good about yourself in pretty lingerie

user15026

and hard to find for my giantess size

Raven Dreamer

@spugsley @AshleyNunn At least y'all have the option, haha.

spugsley

1:19 AM

@RavenDreamer a fair point :p

user15026

@RavenDreamer you totally could.

Raven Dreamer

I don't have the bust or the buns to pull it off.

user15026

@RavenDreamer I was kinda wondering

Raven Dreamer

...maybe the buns.

user15026

@RavenDreamer I have....a very large butt. LOTS OF ROOM TO SHOW OFF PRETTY LACY THINGS

spugsley

1:20 AM

@RavenDreamer XD

I HAVE SO MANY PHOTOS TO EDIT

from vacation

Raven Dreamer

@spugsley @spugsley I've been working out. Next time I visit, you should <redacted> so that <redacted>

spugsley

@RavenDreamer oh my....you know how I feel about redacted :o

Raven Dreamer

wonk

spugsley

wonk indeed

user15026

@RavenDreamer Oh my

user15026

1:22 AM

such scandal

spugsley

so redacted, much redacted

FEichinger

ô.o

Jin

@fbueckert sorry i was afk. to paint the groove, use a one-hair brush, dip it in paint(well, water mixed with black ink) and brush it that way

OrigamiRobot

ALERT: I AM HERE

spugsley

THANK YOU FOR THE WARNING

OrigamiRobot

1:24 AM

I SEE IT'S TOO LATE

fbueckert

@Jin No worries.

I take it it can just be wiped off the areas I don't want it?

4

spugsley

@fbueckert :o

Unionhawk

...

user15026

@fbueckert Oh my .

fbueckert

@spugsley Yay for out of context!

Jin

1:24 AM

@fbueckert youtube.com/watch?v=exT3VwzWpu8

spugsley

and now I'm off to edit a photo :) Bye for the moment

Raven Dreamer

@OrigamiRobot If she gets you to help pick out lingerie for Ian, I profusely apologize.

OrigamiRobot

Y U DO DIS

SaintWacko

If any delicious friends are trailing the affluent photographer, I would be delighted to help

@AshleyNunn @RedRiderX @Yuki

user15026

@SaintWacko Good to know :)

SaintWacko

1:34 AM

@AshleyNunn I need one more for an opportunity card that I have been holding all day :P

user15026

@SaintWacko I dont know if I can hlep

SaintWacko

@AshleyNunn Well, if you happen to draw that card, keep me in mind :)

user15026

@SaintWacko I shall!

SaintWacko

I am greatly enjoying Fallen London

I'm glad I got back into it

Trying to become a Person of Some Importance

RedRiderX

@SaintWacko It is greatly enjoyable.

user15026

1:36 AM

I am too, but that is SO HARD

RedRiderX

Yeah, I'm so close yet so far.

SaintWacko

Raven Dreamer

@SaintWacko ...bwuh?

SaintWacko

My Persuasive is getting up there

@RavenDreamer Hehe

Fallen London

user15026

@SaintWacko My Persuasive and Shadowy are pretty high

user15026

1:38 AM

but now they grow at such a slow rate

user15026

I have run out of people to seduce and such

3

SaintWacko

@AshleyNunn Do you have many Confident Smiles?

user15026

@SaintWacko I have a handful, I think

SaintWacko

@AshleyNunn I have an option in my lodgings, "Attend to matters of society and scandal", and in there is an option to spend 5 Confident Smiles for a quite significant increase in Persuasive

user15026

@SaintWacko Iiiinteresting

SaintWacko

1:41 AM

That's why I've been bugging people all day about dinner parties and whatnot

user15026

Ah, I see :D

SaintWacko

I used up all my Confident Smiles, and I need more

GnomeSlice

The best Steam review

SaintWacko

Also, I became an Exceptional Friend this month

@GnomeSlice Ahaha

That's great

user15026

@SaintWacko I would if I had the money

Gaming Topics From Outside

1:43 AM

0

Q: Problem launching Steam games

When I go to launch a game via steam (Using Wine) like terraria for example, I get this error message "no suitible graphics card found. could not find a direct3d device that supports the XNA framework reach profile..." does anyone know how to fix this or work around it? Also I am using Xubuntu.Th...

graphics wine games intel steam

user15026

What's it like in the House of Chimes?

Raven Dreamer

SaintWacko

@AshleyNunn There's not a ton of stuff. A few storylines, some of which I don't have access to yet. A good source of Deep Amber

And some "Private Rooms" which I have not tried yet

GnomeSlice

@RavenDreamer those are so perfect

user15026

@SaintWacko ooooh

SaintWacko

1:47 AM

@AshleyNunn I just invited you to them :P

So we'll find out

user15026

@SaintWacko Oh my

user15026

you wish to deepen our liaison, is it?

user15026

Our affair was apparently delightful.

SaintWacko

@AshleyNunn Well, that's good!

Ooh, that is an excellent source of Confident Smiles

We shall conduct many more satisfying affairs

user15026

yay affairs!

OrigamiRobot

1:52 AM

CC @SaintWacko @KevinvanderVelden

SaintWacko

@OrigamiRobot That's pretty cool. Are you planning to paint it to look more like coal?

OrigamiRobot

@SaintWacko Yes, this is just to get the LEDs

GnomeSlice

Crazy Christmas music

This is really weird

For example: music.sufjan.com/track/good-king-wenceslas-2

wtf

user15026

Wow I cant handle listening to that

GnomeSlice

@AshleyNunn It's certainly unique...

user15026

2:04 AM

It hurts my brain

GnomeSlice

I'm listening to it the second time... and I'm actually liking it for some reason. Definitely not something I'd want to listen to on a Christmas Eve with the family though... Pretty strange.

user15026

It is too discordant

GnomeSlice

Yeah, that's a good word for it.

Private Pansy

@AshleyNunn You invited me back to your lodgings... alone

user15026

@PrivatePansy I did!

GnomeSlice

2:08 AM

@AshleyNunn music.sufjan.com/track/joy-to-the-world-3

This one is quite nice

What a weird album.

user15026

AAAAAAAAAAA youtube has official video stuff for TSO stuff and AUGH yes Christmas music all up in here yo

user15026

Sorry, that just makes me happy

RedRiderX

Oh my.

My plant is getting interesting...

user15026

@RedRiderX Oh?

RedRiderX

I'm up to 6 for my plant and I've gotten a new card.

@PrivatePansy She did the same to me!

user15026

2:24 AM

Maybe I just like being alone with my delicious friends

GnomeSlice

wat

smoke stuff with a gamecube

why would you use a gamecube for that

user15026

Because you arent using it to play games on anymore?

GnomeSlice

But... but...

user15026

I mean I don't use mine.....

Lazers

0

Q: Dead Space 3 Using Webcam

Whenever I start up Dead Space 3 it starts using my webcam. I have checked all of the settings menus inside of the game as well as Origin (which I am running it through) and cannot find any settings that use either the webcam or its microphone. I am sure that this is the program using the webcam ...

origin dead-space-3

spugsley

2:33 AM

YAY

first photo edited!!! WOOT!

user15026

@spugsley hurray!

Ktash

@AshleyNunn I think I'm offended

user15026

@Ktash Hey, if you can increase my stats, I will seduce you

Yuki

Whoo, opened up some better Watchful challenges!

spugsley

@AshleyNunn :o

Yuki

2:35 AM

And I get Fourth City Relics from them!

Ktash

@AshleyNunn I can increase your something

user15026

@Yuki Nice!

Ktash

@spugsley I like the photo (todays?)

user15026

@Ktash I just want to be a Person of Some Importance!

SaintWacko

@RedRiderX I am jealous. I just got mine to 5

spugsley

2:37 AM

@Ktash :) Thankies. I took it in MD but I edited it today so...yeah, today :p

SaintWacko

I like my plant

Yuki

It's really unfortunate that the cheapest +Watchful weapon I can get costs 28 Echoes.

RedRiderX

@Yuki What is your Watchful at?

GnomeSlice

Any C&C Red Alert fans here? OpenRA

SaintWacko

@GnomeSlice Neat, but the original RA is free now

Yuki

2:38 AM

@RedRiderX Currently, 69 +6.

GnomeSlice

@SaintWacko Does it work on modern computers?

SaintWacko

Now if they did that with RA2...

@GnomeSlice Yeah

GnomeSlice

Also that one is free too.

SaintWacko

They all do

RedRiderX

@Yuki Ah I see.

SaintWacko

2:39 AM

My Persuasive is 65+16

Yuki

I guess I could get a new pair of gloves and a pet.

SaintWacko

It used to be +23, then it dropped to +12

I have no idea why

GnomeSlice

"Sexbox: Unsnap."

hah

Ktash

@AshleyNunn After I'm done, you'll know you're the person of most importance

Yuki

There... aren't really a lot of options for +Watchful gear in the Bazaar, is there?

LessPop_MoreFizz

2:41 AM

Anyone else have Lords of Waterdeep for iOS?

user15026

@SaintWacko Did you change what you were wearing?

Raven Dreamer

@LessPop_MoreFizz I do not own iOS. Alas.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@RavenDreamer sux2beu.

GnomeSlice

fullmojorampage.com

@LessPop_MoreFizz No, should I?

oooooooooooo

OrigamiRobot

@SaintWacko Blackified is less impressive :(

SaintWacko

2:46 AM

@OrigamiRobot Hm, really?

Lazers

0

Q: What does the "Assault" powerup do?

What does the Assault powerup (pictured below as a red reticle) do?

paranautical-activity

0

Q: What does the Battery powerup do?

What does the Battery powerup (pictured below) do?

paranautical-activity

SaintWacko

Can I see?

GnomeSlice

@IanPugsley OH I KNOW THESE

SaintWacko

@GnomeSlice Ahaha the first string of comments is wonderful

LessPop_MoreFizz

@gnome if you like board games with asynch multiplayer, then yes, it's very very good.

SaintWacko

2:48 AM

@AshleyNunn I switched from some persuasive gear to some dangerous gear, but I switched it all back

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz I do like those things

OrigamiRobot

GnomeSlice

@spugsley Tell @IanPugsley that he should play Fancy Skulls if he likes Paranautical Activity.

Ian Pugsley

@GnomeSlice I've heard good things about Fancy Skulls

GnomeSlice

@IanPugsley I haven't checked it out yet. You can get it for $1 on IndieGameStand right now though.

@IanPugsley Also make sure you look at Tower of Guns and BLOODCRUSHER II

0

A: What does the Battery powerup do?

The battery will refill the ammo for your secondary weapon to maximum. Pretty handy.

@IanPugsley

Lazers

2:52 AM

0

Q: Are there certain Pokemon that are gender bound?

I've heard rumors from a friend who claimed it was true, that all Torchics received during the event would be of only the male type. Does this same scenario hold true for any other Pokemon in X Y?

pokemon-xy

GnomeSlice

Coin Crypt update!

LessPop_MoreFizz

Inventor of the Doritos Taco dies at 41.

OrigamiRobot

@SaintWacko Fixed

SaintWacko

@OrigamiRobot Oh, wow

That's amazing

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz =[

@OrigamiRobot What is this?

OrigamiRobot

3:02 AM

@SaintWacko I changed from from all coal to a layer of normal glass with coal just on top

RedRiderX

@OrigamiRobot Woah.

Tim Stone

@OrigamiRobot Awesome.

user15026

@OrigamiRobot That is awesome.

GnomeSlice

Can somebody ask him what that is?

RedRiderX

8 mins ago, by GnomeSlice

@OrigamiRobot What is this?

OrigamiRobot

3:11 AM

A faux furnace I'm going to use for my steampunk xbox

user15026

It is beautiful

OrigamiRobot

Yuki

10 mins ago, by RedRiderX

8 mins ago, by GnomeSlice

@OrigamiRobot What is this?

Yes, I know what it is.

Nested quotes are just inherently funny.

Raven Dreamer

@LessPop_MoreFizz At least it wasn't from a drug overdose.

GnomeSlice

@OrigamiRobot That's sweet, dude.

RedRiderX

3:27 AM

@GnomeSlice Oh wow.

Lazers

3:53 AM

0

Q: My cell phone won't save on GTA 5!

I just finished beating the mission where you race this black guy (I'm not racist) and you have to return the car to the mechanic. I pulled out my phone and tried the quick save feature an it made this weird noise. I didn't know what it was so I quit the game because I had to leave. I come back a...

grand-theft-auto-5

Lazers

4:13 AM

0

Q: By what amount does the Masuda method increase Shines for?

Right now, in the daycare, I have a JPN Ditto and a SPN Eevee, and I am breeding them for hopes at a Shiny Eevee. To what amount does this change the original 1/8000 (Around there) to?

pokemon-xy

0

Q: Currently in American region when tried changing to SEA region a new profile was asked to be required

To be able to add my friend in Starcraft 2 who is in SEA region I too have to be in SEA region I presume. When I tried switching to SEA region it required me to enter my character name. My question is if i enter my character name will I still me able to have my levels and acheivements still with ...

starcraft-2

Lazers

4:26 AM

0

Q: What is the Honor of Kalos used for?

At the end of Pokemotn: X and Pokemon: Y, professor Sycamore gives the player an item called the Honor of Kalos. Does this item serve a purpose, or is it just a trophy item?

4:41 AM

Do want

@GnomeSlice It was just on sale for like $3.75! I was hypin' it up in here and everything!

GnomeSlice

@Fluttershy Yeah I know

So was one of my other friends.

I can't really buy stuff directly from Steam.

That's his video.

Now I wish I'd gotten it though

MEAT BOY WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT RABBIT

FEichinger

> hump hump hump hump

2

spugsley

@FEichinger oh hello ;)

Lazers

0

Q: Zelda a link between worlds need help finding zora

when I go back to zora's cave she is gone I am told that she is out swimming and very late. I should go to the lake and swim around and come back, but she still is gone what do I need to do?

zelda-link-between-worlds

Fluttershy

4:48 AM

@spugsley SEE! I'm not the only one who shows up randomly during the dirty times!

spugsley

@Fluttershy :p

we can be pervert buddies!

I don't know....if that's a good thing.....

Fluttershy

@spugsley Best pervert buddies!

spugsley

:D

GnomeSlice

MEATBOY, NO!

FEichinger

@spugsley You are still Queen Pervert, just saying.

spugsley

4:50 AM

@FEichinger awww thanks :3

Fluttershy

I'm off-Bridge pervert. <_<

spugsley

:o

user15026

@Fluttershy oh my

Fluttershy

I'm just sayin'! I try to keep it civil in here.

FEichinger

Civil ... in the Bridge.

Right.

user15026

4:54 AM

@FEichinger We do have some standards

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn ... Yes, at least two out-of-context stars per day and a handful of deliberate innuendos.

Plus at least one instance of @GnomeSlice linking to NSFW.

user15026

@FEichinger Not what I meant, but okay.

FEichinger

Those are our standards! There's not much further to go below that.

Unionhawk

@FEichinger Two is a little low.

On a good day it's more like 7

FEichinger

@Unionhawk Well, we're missing @kalina, so it's not nearly as much as it usually is. I'm just going with the current average.

Unionhawk

5:01 AM

@FEichinger Eh, true.

RIP @kalina

2

Oh, @payday people: overkillsoftware.com/gageweaponpack01

Doesn't look like any maps with this one, though./

I wish we could collectively ping people like that for real though.

Sometimes.

It probably would be annoying overall, actually, now that I think about it.

FEichinger

That sounds like a fun idea for a bot, though.

Unionhawk

Maybe.

I mean, pings can't honestly get more annoying. I'm on the standard 3-letter-ping list anyway.

It would have to be voluntary, and not include a "fuckable" command, like that javascript room bot, or whatever room that was.

fbueckert

@Jin Yikes. Airbrushing takes the hobby way beyond what I was expecting.

Unionhawk

Oh, and it does look like there may be a map coming with the next payday DLC. I guess we'll see.

Either way, those guys have a knack for releasing stuff when I've got a paper or finals or whatever

Lazers

5:20 AM

0

Q: Minecraft forge 1.6.4 not working on minectaft 1.7.2?

I just installed forge 1.6.4 on Minecraft 1.7.2 but it is not working. everytime i start the it crashes. I am running the game in release version 1.6.4-Forge9.11.1.953 which i selected through profile editor after installing forge but i am still getting these errors ---- Minecraft Crash Repor...

minecraft minecraft-forge

Unionhawk

@Lazers Well...

FEichinger

jQuery's a bitch.

That was completely unrelated but I felt the need to say it.

Unionhawk

The only thing that is unrelated is gaming. Or so I'm told.

FEichinger

@Unionhawk That is not true at all. gaming is just off-topic, but it's not the only thing at that.

Unionhawk

Meh, I guess. We did have an incident with too much unrelated not too long ago.

FEichinger

5:37 AM

(To be fair, my issues are not with jQuery, but with the HTML DOM and the way jQuery navigates it, but it still complicates what I'm doing.)

Ktash

jQuery is bloated, but good for what it does

user15026

5:55 AM

@SaintWacko another liaison? my my.

SaintWacko

@AshleyNunn What can I say? I can't get enough

user15026

@SaintWacko I suppose I should be flattered by the attention of such an exceptional friend.

Justin

6:19 AM

Hello

3ventic

Hi

Lazers

7:19 AM

0

Q: Is the mastery "Dangerous Game" affected by ignite?

One of the new season 4 masteries is: Dangerous Game Killing an enemy champion restores 5% of your missing health and mana. Is this affected by any healing reducing spells/abilities like Ignite? Or does restore mean it will be applied no matter what?

league-of-legends

Arperum

7:43 AM

Morning Bridge!

FEichinger

7:53 AM

@Arp Morning.

Obligatory "mobile chat sucks".

Arperum

@FEichinger That was clear.

The good thing is that my name still sounds reasonably good with the first three letters only.

FEichinger

In my case, people can at least pronounce my three-letter-ping :P

4+? Not so much.

Arperum

@FEichinger Your whole name is pretty pronouncable to me.

Lazers

0

Q: Fifa 13 - Skill Moves?

What in the world? When I bought Fifa 13 it didn't come with a Game Manual. ?? I heard someone talking about skill moves so I searched it up. I tried what it told me to do... I didn't get any results. Can someone please tell me how to do skill moves in Fifa 13? Or at least something about them. T...