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Q: To The Finish Line

Haf FenAccording to a popular usage of the preposition 'to': He worked to 5:00pm. 'to' is used to designate a point in time when an activity ends. So, in the following: http://www.knfilters.com/news/news.aspx?id=1426 Polish veteran Tomasz Gollob held the lead to the finish line for his ...

02:41
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 ha ha... ha... hmm... frowns ... sobs into hands.
@Mitch it's okay, Mitchy. The state will take care of you!
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 sobs harder
sobs so hard that no sound comes out
Ya know like a kid that just fell and scraped his knee, stands up and looks at it dully, gathers strength, and then starts bawling.... stops, gathers more breath... and then starts bawling louder.
So what's up with cats? why aren't there cute puppy pictures? or is that the new trend?
There are some cute puppy pictures.
But, like, cats.
Cats just have more personality.
02:55
also, cats can be evil, which makes them more interesting
a puppy is never evil
@JSBձոգչ I guess he doesn't like cats.
i love cats.
much better than dogs
03:42
lots of pictures of celebrities is not what i expected when i clicked through there
at least half of those are of people i don't know and/or don't care about
04:03
I'm extra sorry
04:52
@JSBձոգչ I prefer dogs to cats, much more interaction with dogs.
haha this is really funny.
 
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09:31
@TemporaryNickName and there I thought this was going to be a dance video, with two people dancing synchronously on adjacent moving escalators. What a disappointment.
Anyways, I have a question. Is "Shet" euphemistic word for Shit?
I'm not sure I would call a word that close to the original a euphemism.
I mean, that's like saying that shitt is a euphemism for shit.
I'd go with minced oath.
Which, of course, is a kind of euphemism... Hm.
09:54
@RegDwighт Heck is a euphemism for hell. So is whale, as in "We had a whale of a good time."
I mean, geezis.
Shoot is a euphemism for shit.
But so is poop.
Here's your phemism.
10:42
@WendiKidd That's not cute: it's flipping creepy!
@TemporaryNickName I've never heard shet.
11:09
@RegDwighт If you spell that backwards, you pooped a little.
msimehp ruoy s'ereH?
Yeah, sure looks like it.
No. Pood.
As in "Reg pood."
Please explain the joke some more.
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Yes, that's why I asked.
11:18
People over-explaining jokes is a fetish
Do you always get everything you ask for?
Fetish? As in "akin to feta"?
yes, quite cheesy
@Robusto what, you jealous now?
If you get everything you ask for?
11:19
Then what?
Thank you for using complete sentences?
Are you asking for any particular reason?
Do you think "yes" is a question?
Yes?
"Yes" is not a question, but "Yes?" is, okay?
Did you drop out of first grade?
11:21
That man is old.
Statement. One-love.
Represent.
Is representing like regifting?
@MattЭллен it's just red on tan, as all other links here.
11:25
@MattЭллен No kiddie porn links in chat, please.
And yeah, the photos are OLD. He's like 27 by now.
Which is good, because he looked crap as Link, I wouldn't play that game.
you're both old meanies :Þ
Hey! Listen!
it's a fountain, in the carpark
The Legend of Zelda: The Car Parker.
11:29
Well, I done the deed. Switched from Comcast to Verizon FiOS.
That's a collection of letters with no meaning to me, sorry.
Check back with Kit.
Preemptive congrats, though.
user19161
@MattЭллен Hmm, looks like you, green and blond!
@JasperLoy ha! yes. but I'm much older
user19161
@MattЭллен Will you be running for this year's elections?
12:11
> I'm a middle school secretary and have been with the dist for 21 yrs. The dist's maintenance man, John, came to see the principal. I noticed that John was wearing a Harley jacket. I asked him if he rides a lot or was in a motorcycle club. John's wife, Tracy, is a teacher at my school.
> I then said to John "AFTER I GET MY F.O.I.D. CARD TRACY AND I SHOULD GO FOR SHOOTING LESSONS". The other secretary in the room then said "WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT?" I replied with the following flippant comment, "TO SHOOT YOU". I am now getting fired. I was joking, but I need to explain in technical terms.
This made me laugh this morning.
What, people getting fired makes you laugh?
Where did you see this story, btw?
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Q: Why would you want to do that?

rthielenhoI recently shared with several coworkers that I wanted to go to a particular class. My coworker responded to me with the following question: "Why would you want to do that?" I responded with a sarcastic comment. Her question seemed negative to me. Can someone explain the "usage" to me. One o...

I'm laughing that someone would be thoughtless enough to "joke" about shooting someone in a middle school.
And then seem surprised that she was getting fired.
@JasperLoy no, I'll just be voting
@MattЭллен Oh, no, you must run again!
It would be even funnier if she worked in the Newtown school district.
@KitFox I think people are way too sensitive.
12:18
hiya @KitFox :D
Hiya.
@Robusto Maybe. Maybe the other secretary had good reason to think that her co-worker might not really be joking.
So you can lose your job for joking. That's idiotic.
No, you can lose your job for joking about killing your co-worker.
There was nothing said about killing. Only shooting.
Like you can for joking about how you hope she gets raped on her way home or that her husband beats her.
12:20
I dunno. It's kind of a blurry line, innit?
tries to find a way to joke about shooting a coworker's SO for raping them on the way home
Yeah, can be. Which is why the smart ones ought to stay away from it.
If I said, "Well, I hope a piano falls on your head," it doesn't mean I want you dead or that I am planning to rig up a piano trap for you.
I wouldn't take kindly to having a co-worker joke about shooting me.
I will rape SO while coshooting a worker. And that's not even a joke!
12:22
I hope a piano falls on your head.
@Robusto I hope it already did. That at least would explain things.
@Robusto No, but if you were just seriously talking about how you wanted to learn how to rig a piano trap so that it would kill someone...
@RegDwighт Is your wife back?
People should be able to tell the difference between a joke and a threat.
Maybe she could.
@KitFox No, she needs an alibi, duh.
12:23
Haha.
And why am I wading through a pile of flags this morning? Usually you have these all cleaned up by the time I get in.
It's all part of the plan to rape SO.
Start small by not clearing the flags.
@RegDwighт That's your solution for everything.
Nobody will object to that, because they are not flags.
@Robusto no, my solution for everything is acid.
Trippy.
Highly reactive in certain contexts.
12:25
@RegDwighт Be more specific. HF maybe?
Mar 14 at 11:33, by RegDwighт
Breaking breadth, breaking breadth, we are gathered here together to break breadth.
@MετάEd High Fidelity? Hugh Laurie?
@RegDwighт Hydrofluoric.
Wait. Hugh Laurie is no HF.
Happy Flapper
Disregard!
@MετάEd ah yes, so it is Hugh Laurie.
Hyghrolauric.
12:28
@Matt!
So I woke up with pinkeye in both eyes this morning.
> An idea is 1/100000 of the development process. The other 99 percent is the hard part.
Actual upvoted comment from Reddit.
@KitFox got it from your little one?
Did you write it?
@RegDwighт Couldn't be. Both of them were over it last week.
This is just out of the blue.
@KitFox no, I responded to it.
@KitFox incubus period.
waits for Reg's pithy witticism
12:37
@RegDwighт No, I really don't think so. The onset is very fast usually.
@RegDwighт Well. You've done better work, but that's some solid workmanship right there.
Nah, it sucks. I don't want to waste time on those kiddies.
Yeah, yeah, even your crap is better than most.
@KitFox the 1920s were an exciting time
I was just trying to disturb your game. I was being a bitch for your attention.
Because it seems like it's been ages since I saw you.
@KitFox More likely a withy pitycism.
12:43
@KitFox hehehe :D
I was on a stag do from Friday to Monday
Uh. What's that mean?
@KitFox I've heard of attention whores, but not attention bitches. Is this a thing now?
@KitFox Oh, um. Bachelor party
@Robusto Yes. I've just coined it. Freshly minted. Mmm, minty.
minty coins. my favourite
12:45
@MattЭллен Oh, I thought maybe so, but the whole weekend?
Well, attention bitch does neatly sum up those kind of women.
The ones who find problems so they can tear people up for an audience.
I'm kind of feeling like that today, so I have a little sticky here that says "Be kind."
@KitFox aye. I drove up on Friday. Saturday was paint ball, Sunday was raft building and Monday I drove back, stopping off at a friend's to play a bit of MtG and catch up.
My son told me yesterday that I was not being kind and thoughtful to him.
@MattЭллен Whew. That sounds like a blast.
We just went to a strip club.
yeah, it was great fun. lots of booze
Yeah. stag dos have started getting all "keeping up with the Joneses"
you have to try and be inventive and shit
It sounds like more fun than a strip club.
Definitely more fun than a strip club
12:48
But really, hanging with the peeps and drinking...that's pretty much all you need.
Gotta commute. Laterz.
See you!
Hey, it's Teacher Appreciation Day.
12:50
@KitFox why did he say that?
Somehow that applies to me because I'm somehow a member of the NEA.
@MattЭллен I was playing with my other son and didn't want to play with him.
But he wanted just me to play with him.
So that wasn't very nice either.
Damn. I didn't include a particular key in this view that would be really helpful right now.
Oh wait. I did! pats self on head
So...positive mindset, thinking happy thoughts, saying nice things to people.
It's harder than golfing.
12:54
indeed
It's easier for me to appear nice, by virtue of being quiet
that way I just don't say anything unkind
I'm trying to break this spiral of negativity.
it's more difficult if you have people who want to talk to you
Ha! I will happily make your life more difficult.
lol
I have to go and buy a birthday present. I have no idea what to get.
Who for?
12:56
a friend. it's their 30th
A woman?
we're not super close.
Yes
Does she like reading?
Yes
well, I assume so. I don't have friends that don't like reading
Does she like good stuff, or crap?
12:57
I've text her sister for ideas
@KitFox I don't know
Difficult. Water for Elephants was really good. I read that around the time I turned 30.
Earrings, maybe.
Or a nice coffee/tea cup.
Something nice, but not too personal.
Or lacy pants.
I'm no good at picking jewellery.
That's nice and not too personal.
giggles
but that book sounds good
@KitFox raises single eyebrow
@MattЭллен I meant for you. Lacy pants...for you.
13:00
lol
suppresses giggles
If she likes drinking coffee or tea, you could do well with a nice cup.
yes. a nice cup is also a good idea
I wish I could remember what I've read any time in the last decade or so.
Is she blonde?
Most of the stuff I've plowed through despite its crappiness, or I've re-read stuff I liked.
If she liked graphic novels...
13:02
@KitFox I'm currently reading ECMA 262 version 5.1
because I'm that awesome
@KitFox oh! yeah. that's a good idea
But it's hard to recommend big-kid books without knowing more about what she likes. Water for Elephants is broadly appealing, I think.
@MattЭллен You are hard-core.
@MattЭллен So then. tries not to think about Girl Genius
Gah. Why do I like only boy stuff?
right. I'm going out. I'll be back once I have a card and gift.
CU
Good luck!
13:04
thanks!
13:14
@MετάEd It's a VW bus. The original lego AT-AT model has an orange minifig (luke skywalker in pilot uniform) hanging down.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 The little thing is a baby bus standing in for Luke Skywalker?
@MετάEd yes
a baby model of the original bus that that at-at-vw is based on.
Morning.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I think it should have been a baby biped, then. Maybe a bicycle, or a Segway.
13:18
@MετάEd A Segway, with its wheels replaced by the AT-ST (two-legged walker from RotJ) legs would be funny too. But 'tisn't my model so you'll have to just imagine it.
My friend hung a bag with bread on my door.
do you have a cold today?
A little bit, but that's not it: I had forgotten my bread at her house, and she happened to pass by my house long before I normally wake up.
So that was funny.
13:30
no I asked because you wrote "by friend" as if your nose is blocked
Oh haha.
Hi @Mr.Shiny.
That would have been funnier than I am capable of.
Hi @Cerb.
13:31
@KitFox morning
> Mogadiscu in 1936.
Hi @MετάEd
It was a beautiful city, until the war came in 1990.
It really is a pity.
13:45
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Okay. I did.
@KitFox Mornin!
14:01
Sounds good to me.
14:30
Clearly I missed something.
15:23
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A: Should the words "much needed" be hyphenated or not?

MattNoun phrases are normally hyphenated when used as adjectives. For example: These is some oak panels. This is my oak-pannelled wardrobe. This is green cotton This is my green-cotton sweater. Hence you would say This is a much-needed holiday. That being said, English is s...

Nonsense.
Also, crappy use of NGrams.
15:59
Hi @MattЭллен
I've one question.
Is every Tuesday there is a meeting?
Hi @MattЭллен
16:13
I writer's chat, yes. There is a writer's chat meeting there. It's not related to here, except that some of the same people go
@Sudhir although it hasn't been running for the last few weeks
16:36
@MattЭллен Last week!
And this week, since you reminded me.
17:00
@Cerberus that is really tragic. so pretty!
@JSBձոգչ Yeah! I think most of that was Italian architecture, though (so not nearly as old or special as Timbuktu).
still. wars are stooopid.
Very.
I'm so glad most of Timbuktu was saved.
I think it contains the most important cultural treasures of black Africa.
Although I'm not even sure how black they are in Mali...
Okay, pretty black.
Not very much like north Africa.
What can the red glow behind this guy be called, I don't think it is a halo
An aura?
Aureole? Nimbus?
17:10
You could call it a halo. It looks like the kind of halo you'd see on a religious ikon, except it's red.
@JohanLarsson lookslike the dot from the Japanese flag
lol
Yeah maybe it is an evil halo, liked aura also
got to walk all four dogs for a while now, babysitting one
have fun!
nimbus is probably a good neutral word, like Cerb recommended
Nimbus is a nice word. Like limnus.
17:16
When I read Nimbus I think boats, that does not mean much
walking dogs in 20'
boats??!
Nimbus makes me think of fluffy clouds.
Anyone need vector graphics for something
@JSBձոգչ Nimbus boats, maybe not known outside of Sweden
@JohanLarsson never heard of 'em. maybe a swedish thing, maybe i just don't know much about boats
I have this idea to learn how to use Blend tonight and for some reason it is never fun to work on my own stuff. If you have requests for simple icon type graphics please ping and I can try to hack something ugly for ya
17:19
@JohanLarsson It's a halo.
Hey @Mετά, you want to write with us today?
Or @JSB?
Yes. And can't. I am generally behind the eight ball all day every day now, because I'm doing the plant's production planning.
And learning as I go ...
is it a magic 8 ball?
@MετάEd nice find, looks like some kind of hat also
17:21
@MattЭллен Answer hazy. Ask later.
@MετάEd Yipes. OK then.
Hey, at least you are aware of the clitoris now.
Things could be worse.
This is really interesting. I wonder why this has never occurred to me:
> Security experts have proposed a simple way for websites to better secure highly sensitive databases used to store user passwords: the creation of false "honeyword" passcodes that when entered would trigger alarms that account hijacking attacks are underway.
This could be really effective.
@KitFox Me?
17:33
Yes.
@KitFox Indeed. Life is good.
@KitFox what are we writing about?
@JSBձոգչ The first day of school is the ten-minute one today.
in the overlook hotel?
Yes.
17:49
Hi @KitFox
How do you do?
I'm well. And yourself?
I'm fine.
How's your ear?
Better, thanks.
I found one sentence drink for England
What does it mean?
Hard to say. Probably a toast in honor of England?
17:52
ok
I've one confusion.
The population of Tokyo is greater than any other town in the world.
greater than that of any other?
Which one is more apt?
What's the difference between the two?
Uh...Probably "Tokyo is the most populated city in the world."
@Sudhir There isn't any real difference.
Grammatically wise I'm asking.
There isn't any real difference.
Both are correct?
Yes. Except I would use city instead of town.
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