Interesting tags.

Hello.

I'm back.

And only slightly tipsy.

So don't try to fleece me!

Hi Cerb! :)

Yo.

I have made fries.

Good fries with good mayo is great.

Yummmm! I'm hungry, share!

Ugh, but you can keep the mayo xP

But it's good mayo!

Miracle Whip is the only good mayo, and that's because it's not real mayo xD

If you come over here, I'll feed you fries.

Umm.

Haha, someday. Someday I shall travel the world

This is a special Belgian kind of mayonnaise.

The only good kind.

Ah, well, they I'd have to try it before making a decision.

I know normal mayo is pretty gross, but I can't comment on something I haven't tried :)

How many days am I allowed to be sad over not getting the job in Germany before it's lame and I need to get over it? lol

I absolutely agree about normal mayo. Gross.

@WendiKidd Oh noes!

I really thought you had it.

The maximum number of days is 31.

So you are more than entitled to resentment.

@Cerberus Oh I thought you saw when I mentioned it yesterday. Sorry. Yeah I was hoping too, but I talked to the recruiter yesterday morning and he said the reason it took so long for them to get back to me is that they're undergoing a lot of reconstruction, and they were trying to find a place for me anyway, but they couldn't manage it. He said to keep in touch and try again in 6 months, but I'm still disappointed.

@Cerberus Haha okay. I'm at 1.5 days, so I'm not lame yet. Yay xD

Haha.

Ack, that sounds really annoying. But at least they liked you.

some kid asked me last time "what is seman?"

*semen

so i told him it's the mayonnaise that comes out when you fap too much

@Cerberus Yeah. I really liked them a lot too. So now I shall find a different job, and in a couple years I'll check in again and see about trying there again :)

Wow okay. Subject change much?

@WendiKidd By the way, I would hire you, if only for your mad typing speed!

@Cerberus hahaha

brilliant. when do I start?

do you think i did the correct thing?

Welll...the only problem is that I don't really have any money to pay you.

How about if you start by typing things in this chat?

Pay me in french fries and room and board. Then we're all set ;)

haha okay. what shall I type?

Hehe.

You can stay in my storage room and I'll make fries for you.

Sounds like a plan!

<= ate too many fries

But I kept my drinking in check, so that's good.

Aww. gives you pepto bismol

haha

Hmm what's that?

Yes, that is a good thing!

I drank maybe 5 or 6 beers, so about 1.5 litres.

@Cerberus Yucky pink liquid medicine for upset stomach. let me find a pic

Eek!

It is so nasty

That's...incredible.

We don't have that.

I think it's supposed to taste like bubblegum but it doesn't. It's chunky and chalky and gross.

That's a good thing!!!

I wish we didn't.

I'd rather puke or something.

Take it and you might

Or...eat more fries!

Haha yes, fries are definitely better than pepto bismol!!

Yeah, on second thought, I can live with nausea.

You can't make this stuff up. There are crazy things in the world

haha

Yeah I'd say so.

Parently.

Today is ELL's 100th day in beta!

Congrats!

: D

Congrats for the 100th day man!

@WendiKidd is not! Tastes like wintergreen.

@Cerberus oh good, someone giffed it.

Oh, yeah?

@Cerberus I saw the youtube version

The comics for Free Comic Book Day look good.

Ahh! I should have known. You have seen every cat video and gif on the Internet.

That's not true!

freecomicbookday.com/Home/1/1/27/981

You missed one that was taken down for a fraudulent copyright claim?

But I have to go, it's bed time.

@Cerberus Adieu to you!

Bye!

Bai! Sleep tight!

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 What??

Crazy kids.

You'd be able to tell if espresso was present.

But yeah, grande vanilla bean with two shots affogato. Om nom nom.

No whip, of course. Yuck.

Domo arigato, two shots affogato.

I've never had a vanilla bean, though. I'll try again tomorrow.

The vanilla bean frappuccinos are snow-white when made with normal milk.

It was beige.

With little bean flecks.

Hum, then there was espresso.

Most likely.

But was it beige all through?

And did it separate weirdly after awhile?

Yes, and yes.

They blended the shots in instead of pouring them on top.

Maybe just say "two shots poured on top" instead of affogato so they know what to do.

Anyway, how are you?

I just said 'with a shot of espresso'. ._.

I'm pretty well, gonna harm some cartoon fellas.

How are you?

I'm well. My friend had her birthday party and then I walked home in the 400˚C heat.

(By which I mean 15˚C but it is so hot.)

I am not a heat person.

It would have been about 60˚F when I walked home, I guess.

No fair! It was 82F on Wednesday, snowed yesterday, and barely got to 40F today.

I would happily take 40˚F over this icky stuff.

makes trade

eats sugar

Sugar?

Giant Smarties.

Ah.

drinks water

So, basically pucks of sugar.

Time for dreams.

G'night!

poof

Night!

Night!

Hi

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Robin Goodfellow(s) of sugar

=P

[x] classic

Of all the dumb shit people say about science.

the entire text is a stream of lol, nice find

you watch snooker?

I've seen it played, but I don't watch it regularly.

I only watch O'Sullivan, looks like he is making it to the final, thin he leads 14-10 now

Snooker is to pool as calculus is to arithmetic.

nice, quote or are you the originator?

I just made it up right now.

Or a couple minutes ago, anyway.

I never understood why you and reg mix brilliant stuff with crappy puns :D

It's the crappy puns that get the stars, and @Reg is all about da bling. ¬_¬

I made a pun a couple of minutes ago:

(needs context)

wonders how that is a pun

thinks it was a pun

Martin explained that he meant the term in both senses first. Don't want to be a downer, but it sounds like he covered all the punitive bases there. (Note actual pun three words from the end of the previous sentence.)

AFK for coffee. It's not even 7:00 a.m here yet and it's fucking Saturday ferchrissakes.

@Robusto lol ty sir!

and you are right I did not read what he wrote really

Morning!

morning

How are things here?

in this room?

What other location do you and I share?

soul?

Are we of one soul?

Everything is super but the room is a bit quiet

Yeah.

@Cerberus I think so!

They'll wake up eventually.

@JohanLarsson So how often do Swedes go to the sauna?

And, more importantly, are people naked in there?

O_O

@Cerberus I have one about every workday in the winter and yes we are naked, aint called hot gay sauna for nothin'

Haha!

The average Swede has two per year I'd guess

I didn't know it was called that. Are the sexes separated?

Who is the average Swede?

@JohanLarsson Ohh so you're the exception!

@DavidWallace Hi!

Hello!

I don't know. I don't think he knows himself.

@DavidWallace never met him but he is called 'Medelsvensson'

Haha.

Why Medel-, why not just Svensson? Or Johansson? Or Larsson, for that matter?

Hmm. I wouldn't mind being called Medelsvensson

Or Rasmussen...

@Cerberus yes of course we don't want any straight things going on right?

Haha, that would by yucky!

medel = average, Svensson is the most common last name| surname?

Ahh, middel.

What comes after Svensson?

In the phone book?

@Cerberus whoa I was wrong, Svensson is #9

In the list of commonest surnames.

But it is the most archetypical name, right?

Possibly the most distinctly Swedish one.

Yeah it also sounds like Swedensson a little 'Svenskson'

@JohanLarsson Ahh that is about what I would expect. No Rasmussen/-son?

And what does -qvist mean?

We have a famous writer, Anna Enqvist.

Wait, no, it's Enquist.

Probably the same thing?

Jans(s)en is also extremely common here.

quist is a misspelling of kvist I think a small branch

Ahh.

And what would Enquist mean?

@Cerberus Rasmussen sounds more Danish, we have them here but not very common

Ohhh Danish, of course.

I should have known.

Would you say "several percent" or "several percents"?

@Cerberus en means Juniperus or 'one'

I think I would say the former.

in context it means the bush for sure

Only a non-native English speaker would say "several percents".

@JohanLarsson Ohh hmm.

Why the bush for sure?

@Cerberus the former but I suck :D

"Of one branch" doesn't sound absurd?

@DavidWallace Yeah, it sounds odd.

But one stumbles upon it occasionally.

It sounds absurd without the rest of the sentence.

@Cerberus We als have Lindquist | Lindkvist Almkvist etc (other trees)

Ahh yes, a linde.

Okay, you have convinced me.

I mean, go up to a random stranger and say "of one branch" and they're hardly going to think you not absurd.

Alm = olm, I presume.

Elm?

Ding!

Ulm in German.

@Cerberus lol I convinced myself, never though of it until now :D

Funny how we all picked different vowels.

So Alm = olm = elm = ulm?

chat just exploded

Yes!

At least I'm 99 % sure.

What are you 99% sure of?

That those words are related.

I don't know much about leaf trees don't have many of them in the north

I thought you lived in the south?

What's a non-leaf tree?

confused

A tree with needles.

Oh

I presume you have leaf trees everywhere, like us?

A needless question. Needles's the answer.

Haha.

@DavidWallace Pine and spruce for example, think they might be the most common trees on this planet.

I've always thought of a needle as a type of leaf.

Hmm.

Perhaps it is, in some biological classification?

Although I have heard leaf trees v. needle trees often enough.

Maybe. Talking about "leaf trees" sounds odd to me.

Do you have needle trees?

Yes

OK.

Pine is common here.

In Dutch, we say loofboom v. naaldboom.

Like extremely common. Not sure about other types.

But loof is an uncommon word; the normal word for leaf is blad.

@DavidWallace Maybe I just invented it in Swedish we say 'lövträd' and 'barrträd'

Is he in your football team? Loofboom Van Naaldboom?

Haha.

Loofboom = leaf tree. You knew that.

naald or naadl?

Naald.

How did the D and the L get swapped?

-dl at the end of a word is unpronounceable!

I suspect that the switch happened in English.

Actually, there's a word for that phenomenon, but I can't remember what it is.

Metathesis.

Being unpronounceable has never stopped words from getting into Dutch in the past.

Pah!

Look who's talking.

You and your th's.

Old Slavonic kto = Croatian tko.

I am my th's?

I laughed at the Pah!

It's my best defence.

it was very good yes and perfectly generic also. Unbeatable!

Yay!

I need sleep. See you all.

Guys, if music industry in Holywood is run by Illuminatis and it's meant to be totally secret, why are they keep exposing them self on media? is it by accident? (e.g. pyramid symbol, devil shape)

maybe it is indicative of that it is not true?

@DavidWallace G'night!

I really like this woman.

Her looks, her accent, her enthusiastic yet rational way of talking, everything.

not sure about the looks but she is charismatic

@TemporaryNickName watched two minutes, not very convincing

@JohanLarsson I thought so, I was watching it while I was getting changed and turned it off as soon as I finished wearing all my cloths

@Cerberus she sounds very energetic, maybe she had some go-go juice before the interview?

Haha yes indeed.

Right.

@JohanLarsson or maybe that's how good they are. you know, making us think that they're making mistakes or that it is really made up...they're manufacturing the lie so well, that it looks like a badly made up conspiracy when in reality the conspiracy is behind that.

I suppose "broad-leaf tree" is clearer than "leaf tree".

@Cerberus do all trees have leaves? Does cactus count as a tree? You could call cactus lobes really thick leaves maybe

@Mitch I don't know...they seem to be continuous expansions of the stem?

They say flowers are just evolved leaves...so maybe leaves are just evolved stems?

@KitFox would know or have an educated opinion.

ya know, there's also the web...

which holds all knowledge...

but lacks wisdom...

but has great pictures of cats.

@Cerberus also, I want to say 'broad- leafed' tree despite me being a 'voice the final fricative' stickler (eg bath = /bæθ/, but bathed = /beiðd/)

@Mitch Yeah I agree.

Although, on second though, I don't know any more.

I always want to say 'rooves' ''dwarves', 'hooves', 'bathes' (with voiced 'th'), but I notice that people tend to say/write them unvoiced.

Huh.

Roofs, dwarves, hooves, baðed, is what I say.

how about (in a slightly different context) plural of house?

Hice.

do you say 'howssez' or howzez'?

ha ha

The former.

No two voiced sibilants in a row.

I can imagine my saying howzis.

You?

huh.

I think I say the first one, but can hear the second as OK.

(it's very subtle for me)

You sure you don't mean howzis?

forvo.com/word/houses/#en

It's a bit hard to hear.

@Mitch yeah could be n+1 level thinking :D

@Cerberus is the other kind thin or needle leaf tree?

@Cerberus no, I mean 'howziz'. I could be wrong, but that's what I mean.

@JohanLarsson ...or they are so subtle in their evil ways that they are unconscious of it. even 'they' barely know that 'they' exist. Like a sleeper cell that doesn't even know it's sleeping.

@JohanLarsson I have never heard that term used in English...I think they use "conifers"?

You may not even realize it yourself that you are one of them, perpetuating this meaningless controversy so that others won't take the rumors seriously.

@Mitch I'd like to hear you pronounce that in a sentence!

@Cerberus I just did!

I couldn't hear you!

oh...you mean actually pronounce it out loud?

What other ways are there?

I thought you meant like an assertion.

Yeah, yeah.

or in your head.

I meant pronounce it with your foot.

You know the foot is the hand of your leg.

Yes.

Monkey.

Wouldn't it be cool to have monkey feet?

but you still pronounce it 'foot'.

So?

Maybe it sounds like feet when you pronounce it through your feet.

@Cerberus yes, and a prehensile tail...for threading needles, and for tying knots.