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19:06
hi stinky Kit
hey Matt, is your blog post a true story?
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Q: Can I use "conduct" this way?

cartogramCan "conduct" be used this way: I didn't conduct very bad in a test or I conduct well in an exam. I check my dic and I found these but I ain't very sure: 1 organize and carry out: in the second trial he conducted his own defense | surveys conducted among students. • direc...

@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 There is a little more to it, if you have time for tea and crumpets
19:16
At least the OP checked his dic before posting.
@MattЭллен I just got some tea, crumpets would go well with it
excellent
19:38
I was gonna dig out the stairs.
what happened? snowplow?
Yes sir.
but instead you put all the snow there. cunning
And wind.
:D
19:42
here in Toronto, we have windrow clearing. The snowplow comes and blocks your driveway. Then another plow comes and clears it.
Truly? They don't just block in your driveway?
then another plough comes to clear the second plough
After the 2nd plow there is still some snow left at the end of your driveway, but it isn't as bad as the first plow's leavings
19:45
You guys get all the affordable healthcare and the windrow clearing. Man.
okay so I'm reading about it and they only do it if the windrows reach 25cm. But on my street we don't even see plows until there's that much snow, so, pfft
Next you'll be telling me there's free cookies in Canada.
@aediaλ Right now, at Tim Hortons, the nations's church coffee shop, you can roll up the coffee cup's rim and win free cookies. or donuts.
> Google X developed an artificial brain, in which a cluster of computers running advanced algorithms learn from the world around them, much like humans do. In one experiment, it took only three days for a digital colony of 1,000 machines, with a billion connections, to surpass previous benchmarks in identifying photos of faces and cats.
even more jealous
19:48
@MattЭллен Google is going to automate cat-watching, thus saving humans millions of hours per year!
productivity will go through the roof!
Haha.
But who will watch the cat-watchers?
Good questions.
We need a panopticum.
panfelixopticum
19:52
Hmm I don't know what cat is in Greek.
Ah, ailouros, I knew it was something like that.
probably um κατ
So panaeluropticum.
@Cerberus They're sick gold?
but by the time it gets into English it'll be the panelropicon
What we need is a roflopticon
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19:57
panlolicon?
everywhere you look something makes you rofl
seems like roflopticon.com is not taken
@aediaλ Haha no. Aurum is Latin.
And ail comes from uhh I have no idea. Germanic?
@MattЭллен Never!
Ouros is probably something about bears...
No, that's Latin ursus, gah.
Something about tails?
Hmm oura is tail.
ouros -> auras
ail -> fail
cats = bad auras
@Cerberus Not bears. Snakes.
The Ouroboros or Uroborus is an ancient symbol depicting a serpent or dragon eating its own tail. The Ouroboros often represents self-reflexivity or cyclicality, especially in the sense of something constantly re-creating itself, the eternal return, and other things perceived as cycles that begin anew as soon as they end (compare with phoenix). It can also represent the idea of primordial unity related to something existing in or persisting from the beginning with such force or qualities it cannot be extinguished. The Ouroboros has been important in religious and mythological symbolism,...
20:04
Haha.
@MattЭллен But they have such sweet, soft aurae!
@Robusto Hmm would bor mean something like eating?
Feb 8 at 17:24, by Robusto
@Cerberus You're the classical scholar, you tell me.
Ah yes, it does.
Bora is food, apparently.
Less common than siton/sitos.
Possibly related to Latin vor, as in devour?
Ourosite admittedly sounds worse.
Or Ourofage.
bellicofage
And why do we use Ouroborus more often than Uroborus, even though the latter would be regular?
Not that again!
:-D
20:08
facetail
Ouch. That hurt.
careful with your tail, @Cerberus!
See? That hurts.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 (...roflcopticon)
> Bronze, Early Classical, ca. 5th century B.C.E. - W. 8.7 cm.
20:13
@aediaλ :)
21:00
@Robusto That reminds me of this:
(stylized image of St Mary)
21:16
Umm.
Whose imprint is that?
@Cerberus It's an abstract design resembling St Mary.
Or maybe it's a scarab.
Or maybe someone sat on your soap.
21:28
@Cerberus It does look rather pudendal.
Indeed.
And I wasn't even lookin for that!
That there's a man in a canoe.
Dammit. stands on chat's corpse
@Cerberus lol
21:46
Yeah, you lol.
Y'all have dirty minds.
But clean hands!
it does look quite similar
@Cerberus Clean Mind, Clean Body: Take Your Pick.
I think you know what my pick would be.
21:57
All I'm sayin', if I had to have my mouth washed out with soap ...
@RegDwighт.
@Cerberus I think you speak for many.
My pick would be: NEITHER BUWAHAHA!
23:07
So whose ass do I have to kiss for the Analytical badge?
@MετάEd it's more difficult than it looks. I can't tell you exactly how I got it, but I just attempted it several times.
Jez
Jez
hey.
so what kind of message would you send to this gal to try and get her to respond? okcupid.com/profile/ladyalv?cf=regular_indirect
Broken link on FAQ: english.stackexchange.com/ask
@Jez I think the healthy approach is to put together an honest profile and then send an honest compliment and invitation to reply.
23:33
@MετάEd Just click on every link on the sidebar. Worked for me. (The system has to know you visited every section; how else can it be certain?)

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