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18:01
@sudhir You invited me to join your room, but I prefer to talk here, not that I am scared of you.
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I prefer to keep my words in as few rooms as possible.
@JasperLoy: ok no problems
@JasperLoy: You belong to which country?
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@Sudhir Ah, that would be a secret...
Why?
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I belong to no country, I am my own man.
18:03
@JasperLoy That's ridiculous.
okay
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The world can do what it wants to me, it can break my body but it cannot break my spirit.
@JasperLoy citizen of the world.
@JasperLoy: I belong to India
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I am but a sentient being in Samsara!
18:04
@JasperLoy Oh I'm sure they could break your spirit.
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@Sudhir The homeland of the greatest man who ever lived.
@JasperLoy: To whom you are referring?
@JasperLoy My wheel of life has a flat and the rim is bent.
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@Mitch Well, allow me to be a little dramatic on New Year's Day.
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@Sudhir Ah, can you not guess from my above lines?
18:05
@JasperLoy oh. already over the time line? Happy New year!! Woo hoo!!
@JasperLoy: Give some hint
Northern Hemisphere.
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@Mitch He is talking about the greatest man.
I'd think samsara was a dead giveaway.
giggles at own joke
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Well @sudhir, this is the only man I can call wise without any reservation.
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18:07
@KitFox giggles at you
Mathma Gadhi?
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No.
Are you optimistic for the new year @Jasper?
Then?
@JasperLoy oh.
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18:09
@KitFox Not really. I might take a few more years to recover, if at all... But I will stay alive.
I was trying to get google maps to give me a picture. not so straightforward.
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@Sudhir Hmm, I will tell you who it is in a minute...
@JasperLoy Good, good. Where there's life, there's hope.
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Gautama Buddha or Siddhārtha Gautama Buddha (Sanskrit: ; Pali: Siddhattha Gotama) was a spiritual teacher from the Indian subcontinent, on whose teachings Buddhism was founded. The word Buddha is a title for the first awakened being in an era. In most Buddhist traditions, Siddhartha Gautama is regarded as the Supreme Buddha (P. sammāsambuddha, S. samyaksaṃbuddha) of our age, "Buddha" meaning "awakened one" or "the enlightened one." Gautama Buddha may also be referred to as Śākyamuni (Sanskrit: शाक्यमुनि "Sage of the Śākyas"). Gautama taught a Middle Way compared to the severe ...
18:10
That was a picture of where Jasper is from.
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Haha, that looked like India to me!
You have a picture of left-field?
Great
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@KitFox What is left-field?
@JasperLoy I was sure it would be:
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18:13
...
@jasper loy What is the time ?
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Haha.
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@Sudhir Well, it is 2.14 am.
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@Mitch He is a smart man.
18:15
You belong tp Australia?
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12 mins ago, by Jasper Loy
I belong to no country, I am my own man.
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Happy New Year to you @sudhir!
Still 14 mins are left
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@Mitch But why did so many of these smart people die so fast?
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@sudhir Do you know who the man in the picture above is?
18:17
@JasperLoy Left-field is from the perspective of the batter in baseball. Right-handed hitters tend to hit towards it. That is not part of the metaphor. I wil leave that to Kit.
yes
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@Sudhir And how did you know who he is?
@JasperLoy ?? What smart people? What dying fast?
be seeing his picture,simple
@JasperLoy I'm not sure how to explain the joke.
user19161
18:19
@KitFox Never mind then.
Out of left field means like "out of the blue."
Unexpected.
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Q: Origin and meaning of "from out of left field"

naught101What is the origin of the phrase from out of left field? My understanding is that the meaning is unexpected, or odd. Is that correct? Real world examples of the phrase being used badly would be great :)

bye
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@Sudhir See you!
When?
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@Sudhir Well, that is just a standard expression.
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18:22
You can always come to this chat!
you are in facebook?
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Nope.
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But if I know someone in chat well enough I will share some secrets with him.
Wow. That is a very long answer and I don't think it even makes sense on the "left field" question.
ok
what is your age?
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18:24
@Sudhir That is also a secret!
Please tell
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I like to be more secretive these days...
If you are older than I need to resect you
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I remember I answered your question now.
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@Sudhir Respect has nothing to do with age.
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18:25
In fact, respect is not well-defined.
No its has to do a lot
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What is respect? That is a very deep question...
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However I shan't discuss that now.
Well, Iam 24
@Sudhir Most of us are over the age of 15.
18:27
@KitFox I kind of like polyparses.
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Some are almost 100!
Poly wanna parser?
I thought u must be above 40
@Robusto: Iam big fan of you
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@Sudhir It is quite impossible to guess someone's age in chat, I learned.
@Robusto Did you really? I spent a lot of time on it because I wanted to impress you.
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18:28
@Sudhir Wow, I also have a big fan in the living room.
I am impressed.
turns red with pleasure
HaHa
@KitFox Thanks for the glowing review of my blog article, btw. Your check is in the mail.
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@sudhir I have a chat tip for you.
18:29
WOW! In India its NEW YEAR
Its sharp 12
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You can use the bent arrow on the right of a line to reply, and the bent arrow on the left to link backwards @sudhir.
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@Sudhir The earth has turned another round...
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But what is time? That is a very deep question...
12:00
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Time is nothing but change, different copies of reality.
18:31
Bye Guys
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As reality transforms from one state to another, the mind perceives it as time.
Going to celebrate
@Sudhir Happy New Year.
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@Sudhir Don't drink and drive.
@Robusto: What's your time?
in your country
18:32
1:30 pm on the East Coast of the U.S.
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That means lunch time!
@Robusto In tögrög?
@KitFox I can't do GMT => tögrög conversions in my head.
@Robusto: You are the highest earning bounties
I repect you
18:34
Thanks. But I'm not likely to be on top more than a couple more months. Just can't find much I feel worth answering, to be honest.
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@Sudhir You misspelled respect the second time.
Haha
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@Robusto Captain America is being overtaken by Barrie England.
A large portion of my recent answers feel to me like slumming.
@JasperLoy To your delight, no doubt. But it's not worth the effort, even to prove you wrong. Too boring.
@Robusto I am definitely whoring for hats.
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18:37
@KitFox How many hats do you have now?
@KitFox I guess that's a novelty for you.
23 I think.
@Robusto In some ways, I suppose.
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@KitFox My favourite number!
@Robusto you often whore for hats?
@MattЭллен I whore for less wholesome things than hats.
18:38
@Robusto whores?
Are you accusing me of being a wholesome whore?
@KitFox No one would ever accuse you of that.
Haha. That was a funny typo.
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I noticed a similarity between Captain America and Barrie England. They are both in red.
@MattЭллен No. Web marketers. They are cash whores. But not soulless cash whores, another term for which is politicians.
So @tchrist is King of Hats and @KitFox is Queen of Hats. And I am the Knave of Hats.
18:40
Would whoring for whores work? Like you have to sleep with a bunch of people you don't want to, in order to pay to sleep with someone you do want to...
@Robusto You strike me as knavish.
@MattЭллен You mean recursive whoring?
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@Robusto You use Knave and not Jack, that is very cool according to Estella.
You don't know Jack.
1 min ago, by Robusto
@MattЭллен You mean recursive whoring?
18:42
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1 min ago, by Robusto
@MattЭллен You mean recursive whoring?
It's out of control!
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I never understood why the cursive r was written that way.
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@MattЭллен You mean recursive whoring?
Anyway, don't call me Captain America. I am Nuance. We've been over this.
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@MattЭллен You mean recursive whoring?
user19161
What drugs did you two just take?
18:44
@JasperLoy Again? so repetitive.
@Mitch it's an iterative process
@JasperLoy Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.
3
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@Mitch I thought you were talking about those two fellows.
I wish I had some drugs.
@JasperLoy haha! well, maybe.
18:45
And a safe place to enjoy them.
I have whisky
it's a drug
I want whiskey!
@KitFox OTC. cough syrup.
28 secs ago, by KitFox
And a safe place to enjoy them.
I had a bit of lovely bourbon whiskey last night.
user19161
18:46
I have tea and coffee.
Protip: do not buy sudafed and batteries at the same time.
Mmm, bourbon.
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I also have some painkillers and antihistamines.
I was very surprised to receive a christmas gift from my Brother's soon to be father in law
@Mitch Sounds like Hunter Thompson or Doug Stanhope.
18:46
even more surprised that it's 12 year old scotch
Don't even try buying batteris at one store, then sudafed at another. They check.
You don't want to know who 'they' are.
@Mitch Just tell them your name is Cash.
@MattЭллен round of scotch for the house!
@Mitch well... if you insist!
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A battery is two rooks in the same column.
18:47
pours a scotch for all who want one
@JasperLoy there is really nothing in tea. just a coverup for dirty looking water.
@KitFox After watching Design For Living, I just had to have a drink.
@MattЭллен Yay!
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@MattЭллен Scotch sounds like Mitch.
What kind of scotch is it?
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18:48
Butterscotch icecream.
@KitFox there's no storage closet? check the handle on the inside first so you don't lock yourself in.
@Mitch My older son bought my younger son a bottle of Glenmorangie scotch for Christmas.
Glenmorangie (pronounced with the stress on the second syllable: ; the toponym is believed to derive from either Gaelic gleann mor na sith "vale of tranquillity" or gleann mór innse "vale of big meadows") is a distillery in Tain, Ross-shire, Scotland that produces single malt Scotch whisky. The distillery is owned by The Glenmorangie Company Ltd, whose main product is the range of Glenmorangie single malt whisky. Glenmorangie is categorised as a Highland distillery and boasts the tallest stills in Scotland. It is available in Original, 18, and 25 year old bottlings, special cask bottlin...
@KitFox Balvenie
I haven't tried that one.
@Robusto !! SQL injecting into reality!
18:49
@MattЭллен OH NO SHIT! That's my favorite! Doublewood or single malt?
@MattЭллен raises shot glass
My reality ports have been thoroughly sanitized. Nothing real may intrude.
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My USB ports are sanitized. Only USB devices may intrude.
@KitFox it's a single malt that's been aged in sherry butts and bourbon barrels
@JasperLoy hm..if all of a sudden all this falls apart, I'd feel kind of weird if that were the last thing said about me.
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18:51
@Mitch Your typing skills seem to have improved. You used to make a lot of errors.
@MattЭллен ...is that the Doublewood? I can't remember. I thought it was oak and apple.
@Robusto I thought that was Kit saying that for a second. I know here kids are well above average and all but that's a bit much.
I don't think they drink scotch yet.
@KitFox I don't know the term, I'm afraid. It doesn't say double wood anywhere, so probably not.
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I had half a bottle of wine the first time I drank. After that my voice dropped an octave or so.
18:52
@JasperLoy I sanitized my ports. They don't work so well any more. Also, it stings.
@MattЭллен Oh yeah. It's actually called Double Wood on the label. Big letters. But I was wrong about the casks anyway.
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@Mitch The way they make the holes is quite stupid. They get damaged easily if you try to push things wrongly in.
@JasperLoy another reading comprehension mishap..I read that as "I had half a bottle of scotch..."
@MattЭллен: Are you still here?
18:54
@KitFox This one
@Robusto Hello!
It's from batch #4
@MattЭллен Ah yes. I got that for Christmas a few years back.
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@MattЭллен I wonder what he has in store for you.
@MattЭллен I realize I made an error in my blog article. I found out the soldier I quoted was a corporal, not a private, and changed all the references but one. Now I can't edit it anymore.
It is very delicious.
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You can't edit your own post? That is terrible.
18:55
@Robusto oh. Yeah. the blog is stupid that way. I'll fix it up...
And exactly right for the sentiment the private wished to express should be And exactly right for the sentiment the soldier wished to express.
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@Robusto Yes, in case it is not a corporal either.
@JasperLoy It is a corporal. I'm varying for style. You should try it sometime.
@Robusto done
@MattЭллен TYVM. And that was fast.
18:57
@Robusto NP :)
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@Robusto Too fast too furious.
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@MattЭллен P vs NP.
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Problem = no problem, so there are no problems in this world. QED!
rolls eyes My big boss is really just not an engineer.
19:00
there is no problem too big that can't be solved by ignoring it.
His son comes to get me to ask if I've ever heard this weird noise before.
you fix weird noises? There's this thing I've been hearing...
I listen. I walk over to the corner whence it emanates. I grab the shelf that's vibrating. The noise stops. "There's your problem right there."
lol
what's making the shelf vibrate?
Not exactly rocket science.
@MattЭллен Well, my office always has a sort of thrumming. I think it is the air handlers.
19:02
Ah, OK.
They are moving the stuff out of there, so the metal bookshelves (which are screwed into the wall) are now empty.
The upshot is that I will have a new office.
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@KitFox What a way to start the year!
It's my project lead's office.
more spacious?
Are you sharing?
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19:04
@MattЭллен The vibrator.
@JasperLoy uhuh
@MattЭллен More spacious in the sense that I have the whole thing to myself, instead of a corner of the library that belongs to the associate dean.
I am not sharing, and didn't share before. Technically, the library was bigger.
@KitFox I remember you saying people use your office as storage
But full of stuff I wasn't allowed to move.
So now I can put pictures on my wall and things like that.
19:05
Maybe a rug on the floor.
a chaiselong in the corner
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Woohoo! I got a few points today on ELU!
@MattЭллен Yes, yes, yes! At least one comfy chair, anyway.
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@MattЭллен I am merely getting some points in case some posts get deleted, just to maintain it at 25k.
19:08
of course
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In particular, I will consciously try to avoid making it reach 26k, otherwise I will have to bring it to 30k.
goram my video card's fan is noisy
Good afternoon, and happy new year (to those who follow the Gregorian calendar).
Good evening, @Mahnax
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@Mahnax Well, I think most people on earth do. Hmm, maybe not.
19:19
I wish this were an answer. It is from an 80-year-old woman:
That was fast.
We are now #1 on the supercollider, and gaining.
There. Question #5.
Good.
My five were surprisingly upvoted, more than I had expected to get.
I thought the same about mine.
amateur tip: don't drink whisky after eating turkish delight
I capped today too. So maybe I could get two more hats, if I answer another...15 questions.
19:26
I wonder when we get the We’ll tak a cup of kindness then questions.
those flavours do not mix
sighs
Oh, I know what to do.
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I notice @kit and @tch asked many questions these few days, is it to get some hats?
@JasperLoy Yes.
It is painful.
19:27
thinking of questions is difficult.
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Yes, I wish the top users ask more questions.
I made it to five, but I really ought to try for 15 because of my Viking heritage.
Except five was really difficult.
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It's alright if the questions aren't great, but higher rep users should ask more to add to the site.
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I asked 19 questions already!
I'd ask if I could think of an original question.
19:29
If I got the wr- question back on the multicollider, I might have a shot at the 500 views hat.
It is probably too old.
I think the aging algorithm precludes that.
But I just bumped my 269-view question, for just such an event. :)
@JasperLoy Well, I’ve gotten 41 for my 5 questions, which isn’t bad, but neither is it great. Two coppers for my troubles.
@tchrist 299-view.
Oh aye.
Pardon me, Mrs Freude, but my slip is showing.
You can do curly quotes. How about putting them here? After you have a chance to get some more views, that is.
I'd be much obliged.
Curly quotes are one key stroke on a Mac, four on a Microsoft box. Definitely disincents people from using them.
Plus they have no mnemonic there.
You have to memorize numbers, and not even their numeric code points, either. Nuts to that.
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19:35
So just use normal quotes. QED.
@tchrist Well, it would also be obvious if I did it. No so obvious if you do it.
@JasperLoy Straight quotes look like uttermost crap in a serifed font.
@KitFox k
They look unprofessional.
Well, you do rather have a reputation for it.
that's the problem with google. I think up a question, then find the answer by googling.
Pretend you don't.
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19:36
@tchrist Yes, indeed.
Oh. That will never work.
I wondered: what's the origin of "on a wing and a prayer". the first link explains it.
I just can't justify it.
How about canoodling?
That sounds like something with an interesting etymology.
indeed. ODO says origin unknown...
19:39
Etymonline says origin unknown uncertain as well.
alright! I'll do it.
++Bump
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Q: "Catch a fare" vs. "pick up a fare"

Nortonn SFor a taxi driver, how is 'pick up a fare' different from 'catch a fare'?

NS spam
Damn it.
Ooh. He's getting better.
19:41
@tchrist Many thanks.
Why do subcontinentals use Capitalization where we would use italics or quotation marks? Like when they ask about a Word, they entitlecase the first letter. @MετάEd needs to add another Lawler factor, I think.
sadly I can't tag it dating advice
because that tag's been outlawed
Has it?
@MattЭллен sad panda
@tchrist not necessarily black listed, but certainly removed from all questions
19:47
Pannetworkly?
I met @JSB via the .
Well, there is always .
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Q: The origin of canoodle

Matt ЭлленThere have been times in my life where I've enjoyed kissing an cuddling. I'm sure many of you can think of times you've enjoyed canoodling on the couch. Especially in these colder months. Now I'm reminiscing in my ivory tower, I wonder the origin of the word canoodle. Etymonline and Oxford Onlin...

@MattЭллен Nice intro paragraph!
thanks :D
19:50
Oh. I fixed a typo, but I think I missed a missing word.
Too late to go back.
thanks!
it could just be my dialect
I don't know why I often mispel and like that
It's the "I wonder the origin" part.
Ah, that's deliberate
OK.
maybe "Now I'm" is misplaced in that case...
19:54
Wonder needs a preposition, doesn't it? About? Or at?
not as far as I know
you could aska question!
there are about a billion preposition questions still to be asked
Ooh! Ooh! A question!
Do it. Do it. Dooo it.
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Just do it. Nike.
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I'm loving it. McDonalds.
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19:58
@MattЭллен misspell
Are you in marketing? Kill yourself. Bill Hicks
@JasperLoy a new year's whoosh!
@AndrewLeach 'I wonder if that's right'. 'I wonder whether we're dreaming of butterflies or a butterfly dreaming we're awake' 'I wonder about that whole Mayan thing'. 'I just wonder'.
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@MattЭллен Excuses!

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