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14:21
@RegDwighт No good deed goes unpunished.
@Robusto I passed that link on to @Cerb.
The problem is clearly that people try to boil them.
Have you ever tried a “45-degree egg”?
Apparently at 45C, the proteins don’t do the same kind of thing as they when cooked hotter.
It takes very precise apparatus though.
What you do is boil the water first, then take it off the heat. Then you add a tablespoon or so of vinegar, some salt, then break the eggs into a teacup before sliding them into the water. Cover, wait five minutes, and bingo — perfect poached eggs. Take more time if you want the yolks to be not runny.
Also, you cook them in a skillet, not a saucepan.
Do you recall what the vinegar does again?
And I remember it should be white vinegar not colored.
My serial-downvoter, whose 10 downvotes on me were reversed the other day, seems to be trying to pick at me piecewise. My last two answers just suddenly got downvotes, and I don’t see what’s wrong with them.
I don’t know if Occam would say it isn’t him, but the burnt child fears fire.
@tchrist It acts on the proteins in the egg white to cause them to coagulate (or whatever the verb is) more quickly.
Ahah, right. Thanks.
You can probably hear the podcast by going to NPR. It was featured on this week's Science Friday.
14:28
Yes, I heard it yesterday, in delirium.
I passed on the podcast link to @Cerb.
@tchrist It was tremensdous.
But I have a mind like a steel sieve sometimes. Fever didn’t help.
This is not GR, it’s OT-Proofreading:
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Q: the narrator keep trying vs. the narrator keeps

AlexIs 'keep' or 'keeps' the right word to use in the sentence below: The documentary we are watching irritates me because the narrator keeps trying to force his opinion down our throats. The subject of the verb 'keeps' is 'narrator', and it is singular, so 'keeps' seems the right choice.

Yeah. There were some other good tips, too. Like making perfect pie crusts by substituting vodka for half of the water. Something like that.
That was surprising.
I might almost call these tricks more than mere tips. They seem magic.
Yes. But science has invaded cookery.
Apparently you can use more vodka than you can water because it is a lighter liquid, so instead of six ounces of water you could use four ounces of water and four ounces of vodka, resulting in a wetter crust that rolls out more smoothly and easily, without cracking.
14:32
There was the suggestion that the techniques used in commercial kitchens might have advanced beyond the “folk-chemistry” we still mostly use at home, but I don’t recall that that was elaborated.
And it doesn’t matter whether it is vodka or any other 80-proof spirit, which surprised me. I should think a strong, colored spirit like rum would leave some residual flavor.
Long ago when I was hitch-hiking around the country, I got a ride from a chemistry professor who went on and on about how cooking was just chemistry. He said, for example, that there was no reason other than taste why you couldn't use toothpaste, say, instead of eggs in some recipes that merely called for a binding agent. I told him I wouldn't accept any dinner invitations at his house.
Heh.
@tchrist Vodka is the most neutral-flavored of spirits.
Yes, of course. Which is why I was surprised when he said that you could use any 80⁺-proof spirit, and that it didn’t “much” matter.
Perhaps all the fruit flavor overwhelms any residual impurities in the spirits.
14:39
Where they really take science to the next level is the food industry. Try read the table of contents of a sponge cake. Common denominator for all is that they are cost effective and pump well in stainless tubes.
Here's a wonderment: an accepted answer with a -5 score.
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A: What is the origin of the word "wog"?

jonnyI cannot speak for the Pommies (eh heh), but there is not an Australian in Australia, who would concur with the above. The word was undeniably intended (and widely used) as a slur; which is something little minds have been known to channel, ostensibly into a weapon (of sorts). Somewhat ambitio...

Health is probably only a concern if it can be proven beyond any doubt that it is harmful
Already has one delete vote.
@JohanLarsson Yes. What, one wonders, is carageenan gum?
I thought they no longer let us delete accepteds.
I wonder that the delete vote might not be mine, as I am one of the downvotes.
I could find out, but that would put two on it if I am not. Then again, so?
@Robusto Something I just learned they put in various things labelled cream and which interfere with whipping.
Why do I need seaweed in my cream?
@tchrist It now has two.
14:42
Nay, 3 and gone.
In the interests of science, you're almost obliged to try.
Whee.
Done.
Wow. Powah! Delete the Accepteds even.
Mine is still the best answer there, IMHO.
And Thursy won’t be back to pick something new any time Real Soon Now.
Yeah, but it's still a finite suspension. 2014 isn't that far off.
14:44
All suspensions are by definition finite, no?
Woohoo, the flag I put on that post got me Yakety Staks hat.
@tchrist Well, I suppose you could hold that F in the C-major chord forever, but it isn't likely.
Not recorded yet.
They don’t even bump up Norty’s suspension with each new question of his.
I suppose I could lay hold of 3rd place if I ask a question that gets points.
They just don’t count the way I do. 27 is rank #1, 21 is #2, 18 is #3, 17 is #4, 16 is #5, 14 is #6, etc.
It does not matter who many instances of that number there are the way I count.
It doesn't matter how many there are, either, O febrile one.
14:51
They sent me home with a Z-pak, prednisone, and codeine cough syrup yesterday. Seems my lungs were gumming up a bit.
This new cough-syrup bottle requires a syringe to extract the juice. Weird.
I expect to be utterly manic by tomorrow latest. Oral steroids makes you so twitchy.
Our cat Bones, who we had to put down, was on prednisone for the last week or so of his life. The steroid didn't help shrink the tumor in his larynx.
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Q: "Consists of" vs. "consists in": different meanings of the verb, or the same meaning applied differently?

RobustoMark Twain said, Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. Could he have used consists of there instead of consists in and still meant the same thing? In other words, is there a nuance to the word consist that shades the...

OK, I asked me a question to which I know the answer. But it seems worth the trouble to ask.
@tchrist: BTW, YMMV regarding the prednisone.
You mean I might not have to be put down?
@tchrist No problem.
Is it yet becoming clear that the billions of would-be English speakers from China and India have the capacity to completely overwhelm ELU?
And that is not a Saganistic billions, but a literal one.
@tchrist I think Sagan literally meant there are billions and billions of stars in the galaxy, etc.
15:06
I’m trying to say that I am hardly employing some mere rhetorical flourish, but talking about hard numbers.
So, ya gonna help me with a hat or what?
I can’t answer your question for you. You have to do that.
If that is the hat you meant.
@Cerberus That one actually has to be "I didn’t hear you thumping”, not *your. No native speaker would ever say the other one. I didn’t hear you calling me, I didn’t hear you butchering the lambs, I can’t hear you pounding the table, I won’t hear you chewing with your mouth open.
@tchrist No. Upvotes will help.
Kit finally figured out that you could almost only get more hats via asking more questions, and she hadn’t the whatever for it.
@Robusto Yokay.
I don’t know how to elicit views, though.
Did you see the one where Barrie taught us that molly could mean bugger?
Sounds like sailor slang, mollies being fish.
I DON'T LIKE HATS. I WANT, umm, I dont know.
Molly is a fish.
15:17
Or a girl’s name, but that probably doesn’t work here.
I wouldn’t be surprised if it didn’t have a whole bunch of other meanings, too.
That might be a molly name though.
What is with all the damned meta traffic over the last few weeks? I long for the days when there were only 5 new ones a week.
I dont know. But I remember a report on The Telegraph where a guy was being questioned and held in LA for 24 hours for using destroy in one of his tweets, by which he meant partying but the authorities had gotten it literally.
Sequitur?
Sorry, I dont have the link for The Telegraph version.
15:27
I don’t know what is worse: that they screw things up that badly, or that they can and do connect tweets to real people about to pass through the security gates. That is chilling.
@tchrist I don't know either, but to be honest, I am tired of this whole thing.
And then they have the unmitigated gall to deport them, too. Takes the cake.
Guilty until proven innocent. Fuck due process.
What the hell have they bleeped out, anyway? “p*******”? There is no such forbidden profanity.
@tchrist This is awesome. Quote of the year.
15:55
@Rob You are so right about commenting and downvotes. It only leads to repercussions. I cannot believe people think they should be mandatory. For example:
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A: One word for "stealing something on its way to the recipient"

Jean Paulhow about 'take over'? as in.. 'When I was younger.. I used a lot mIRC and there was always some guys trying to take over my channel (#)! They were making the X or W (bots with higher privilege than a common user and depending on the channel owner settings even with more authority than an operato...

And that one is very mild, too. There are far worse.
Newcomers often take all downvotes and closevotes as grave insults.
Yup.
@tchrist This is also why I don't tweet or Facebook. And why I use screen names instead of my real name. I say so many things that could be egregiously taken out of context, and governments are so not known for their sense of humor, that it's best not to be out in the open when making jokes that can be misconstrued.
See my entry on the starboard.
Posting on Twitter or Facebook is too much like walking around wearing only chaps and nothing under them.
No thanks.
@tchrist Are you saying it's gay?
Ha, Barrie answered my question without so much as an upvote. Doesn't have "the common courtesy to give a guy a reach-around."
@Robusto [x] Abrasive protection
Also Abrassive but then I can't live with myself
16:11
Assbrasive?
I failed, again...
@JohanLarsson Fail, Fail, FAIL. After the third time, wear a cone of shame.
@Noah I am also out of cones
@JohanLarsson In Sweden you might find some sort of hats that could be worn instead.
16:21
@Robusto Gotta love how your previous post bled into this one.
But in any case. Dont worry, failure is part of our nature.
I thought a double facepalm used both hands.
@tchrist They're playing team doubles.
16:23
@Robusto Those look like LEGO pieces to me. Send them to the Leggists amongst us.
@tchrist They might be out of hands.
@tchrist They're not LEGit pieces, though.
Does one typically facepalm using one’s dominant hand, or one’s off-hand?
I guess it depends. You get a higher degree-of-difficulty score for using your off hand, I would think.
And now you got an Accept without an upvote, too. Explain me these people?
16:25
Beats the shit out of me.
Please let ELL be launched. Please let ELL be launched.
Third time’s the charm.
Well, I'm used to accepts sans votes. I got the Unsung Hero gold badge on SO, ferchrissakes.
It just seems rude, maybe even ofensive.
Declued.
common courtesy ... reach around ...
Aye.
Flag fodder:
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A: Longest English word without a vowel sound

kavunot showing clearly i want the english word which is longest in the dictionary

The guy I downvoted and said why still hasn’t edited his post. He probably thinks that is fine written English. How can I downvote it again? :)
16:30
You could edit it, remove your downvote, then downvote again.
But then I do the work he should be doing. :(
You know, @Reg (or somebody) caught and converted the latest Norty posting in under 4 minutes. That may be a new record, I dunno.
You don't have to edit much. Just change a character.
You know their whitespace-detector doesn’t catch LRE and RLE and such, right?
Nor do those show up as a glyph.
So you can pad comments and such with invisible characters that count towards minimal length of posting.
They can’t count them because they are legit control characters. Otherwise embedding Arabic and Hebrew and such could be a problem.
It might be more reasonable to detect their print length, which can range from 0 to 2.
But they are C# programmers; can’t them nuthin'.
One base character with 37 combining marks that takes up a print-width of 1 hardly seems sporting, but sneaks past.
They don’t have libraries for detecting print width, is the problem.
It is a UTC#xx for some "xx" I am too lazy to look up. East Asian Width, and such.
Has anyone asked this question: Is there a name for a word that can be split into two English words that have nothing to do with the longer word? For example, therapist can be split into the + rapist.
There is even a tag for it.
16:36
Threesome wouldn't count, because three has something to do with it.
Not quite sure that's what I'm asking.
an ekename > a nickname; une narange > an orange
ExpertSexChange
That's more like a mondegreen, but the term metanalysis does apply.
An ell (from Old Germanic *alinâ cognate with Latin "ulna"),[1] is a unit of measurement, originally a cubit, i.e., approximating the length of a man's arm from the elbow ("elbow" means the bend or bow of the ell or arm) to the tip of the middle finger, or about 18 inches; in later usage, any of several longer units.[2][3] In English-speaking countries, these included (until the 19th century) the Flemish ell (3⁄4 of a yard), English ell (5⁄4 yard) and French ell (6⁄4 yard), some of which are thought to derive from a 'double ell'.[4][5]
English Lanuage for Learners
16:41
@Rob You might go scan a list of classical rhetorical devices, and ask a question to which one of those is the answer. Just make sure it hasn’t already been asked.
There is a 15-hat hat; I wonder whether there is a 30-hat hat?
How is Jamaican English different from AmE or BrE?
No, I do not see a 30-hat hat here.
Is it just Bob Marley singing sweet songs or is there more to it?
Jamaican English or Jamaican Standard English is a variety of the English spoken in Jamaica. It melds parts of both American English and British English dialects, along with many aspects of Irish intonation. Typically, it uses British English spellings instead of American English spellings. Although the distinction between the two is best described as a continuum rather than a solid line, it is not to be confused with Jamaican Patois. Grammar Jamaican Standard English is grammatically similar to Standard English (see English English). However since the mid-20th century, Jamaica has inc...
I was going to give you guys a little puzzle. Whatever the name for that kind of thing is, conflagration would qualify, because it contains con + flag + ration, all in order, none of the sub-words providing any meaning to the whole word (con may be argued, but it is used here in the sense of convict, a prisoner, so it loses the with meaning).
Now, conflagration contains 13 letters. Can anyone think of a longer example of this phenomenon?
@tchrist: puzzle alert! ^
16:57
Depends what you mean by think.
Discover, find, produce.
Also, you have a sort a min–max problem here that is poorly defined.
In it trivial to slap a few prefixes or suffixes on things that can be themselves standalone words, but one could argue that such results are . . . inconsequential.
So is there a max length on the components?
@Noah I was in Jamaica a couple of weeks some years ago, the English they speak was hardly understandable for me, sounded cool though.
microcryptocrystalline
Hi, Andrew.
We went to the Asylum club, everyone had to pass metal detector + frisk search before entering.
17:04
@tchrist The original word has to be exactly composed of the sub-words, in order.
Hello. Thought I'd drop in before I was missed.
We were just saying we didn't miss you.
@Robusto And cannot contribute to meaning. Right.
I remember the DJ, if the lyrics in a song was "I'm gonna love you forever" he yelled LIES in the microphone
I didn’t know what you meant by “in order”.
17:05
So microcrystalline, fine though it may be, has crystal as a comiponent.
@Robusto At least it wasn't couldn't miss me. I'm not that big.
@AndrewLeach Wrong attribution. :(
@tchrist con (1) + flag (2) + ration (3): conflagration.
@tchrist It moved.
Because C falls before F and F before R?
I have seen this puzzle before somewhere.
17:06
When we were hanging with guys in the street they said the we were FBI on many separate occasions.
@AndrewLeach No, we could certainly miss you if you were gone longer. Say a year or so? :)
I liked Kingston, the rest was more standard tourist
@Robusto I'm sorry to say you may not get that opportunity.
@tchrist In retrospect, I probably don't mean in order. I just mean that they have to exactly fit, no overlap.
Oh.
cancels tweakings
17:09
I feel a Perl script coming on.
The problem is you have to inspect them by hand to see that they are not related morphemes.
Are these Mitch-words, or OED-words?
@AndrewLeach Like the poet said, "How can we miss you if you won't go away?"
@tchrist Yes, that is what makes it harder.
I can only think of one of 14 letters in length.
I have one but you won’t like it.
weathercockism
weat+her+cockism
Wear weat is an obsolete spelling of wait. :)
And cockism is a poulterer’s term.
Or should be. :)
1557 The Lord guyde your hearts to the loue of God, and the weating for of Christe.
Ok, I will look for longer ones now.
@tchrist If I were to accept it, it would be for we + at + her + cockism ... if *cockism were a word.
Pity I cannot use wondermongering.
17:21
Off on an errand (err + and). AFK.
@Rob ventricolumnar = vent + rico + lumnar
Of a vertebra having a hole placed there by the cops.
I’m using /usr/share/dict/words for candidates, but the OED for validity of components. :)
@Cerberus Pub date?
17:31
1875.
Well.
I could hear them, stamping on the floor above out of frustration for our pounding music.
I am not going to change what I said. Check with other native speakers, please.
One hears someone doing something. One does not hear their doing something.
17:34
Fowler would disagree.
Fowler is dead.
Long dead, in fact.
In any case, I disagree.
I heard you calling your mother.
*I heard your calling your other.
That is clear.
The possessive shifts focus.
Yes.
17:35
If you want to emphasise the process, or something.
It's hard to explain.
I heard a cop stopping traffic with his whistle.
That just doesn’t sit right if you do it the other way.
I figured out how to code up Rob’s problem very efficiently (execution speed, I mean), but I think I should lie down. Head hurts too much.
@tchrist It's harder if you can't use a possessive adjective, you know that.
So why should it matter?
17:37
I could go on forever.
Tons of examples in decent-quality texts.
We heard the choir singing the Hallelujah Chorus.
Go ahead: fix that one, I dare ya.
1 min ago, by Cerberus
@tchrist It's harder if you can't use a possessive adjective, you know that.
1 min ago, by tchrist
So why should it matter?
I don't need to explain why.
It is common knowledge that it does. Read any grammar.
It is not right that you completely shift things with a noun that you do not with a pronoun, or vice versa.
No, it does not.
17:39
sighs
I also know how people actually talk.
And they just do not say it that way.
I'm not talking, I'm writing, and you know I would never speak as Americans do anyway.
No grammar explains how people talk.
No, you speak as Dutchers do. All else is hearsay.
It makes no difference what continent you aren’t on.
I heard him calling out my name.
Go ahead, make my day: try that one the other way. All will laugh at you.
Let me find a quotation for you.
Surely it only works where the words describe both the sound and making the sound (like stamp and sing). It won't work with call.
17:44
Yeah it is a little bit different with those words.
I heard it thundering in the heavens.
I heard you asking me for seconds.
Its thundering works. It's poetic.
And just whose thundering would that be? :)
Thanks.
Don’t think you can do it with a pleonastic it.
17:46
It is less common with impersonal it, of course.
I heard it raining on my roof.
I heard it hailing on my skylights.
That is not a real it.
@tchrist Whatever it is. Indeed, you can't do it with a pleonastic it.
A dummy it can't possess or make anything. It just does.
Agreed.
There sure seem to be a lot of complicated “rules” about this so-called rule of using a possessive. Smells like some bogus prescriptivist’s invention, not something that actually describes how people speak.
But you can still have their stamping (the sound) as well as them stamping (the action).
Why don't you just admit you were wrong.
17:50
I want him running scared.
The debate about this construction has been going on for a century.
There are many options and more opinions.
@Cerberus Not this side of a lobotomy. Dream on.
Me wanna see his running scaredlike.
I didn't expect you to. Even with the evidence I gave you...
They ya go.
What you said does not sound right to my native-speaker ear. Period.
If you really cannot live without a possessive, then get rid of the object.
17:55
Until you manage to convince hundreds of millions of native speakers that they are “wrong” and that they should perforce change their dirty little habits, you have no hope of convincing me.
He then goes on to list examples with personal pronouns later on.
You need to learn to listen to how people talk, not to what prescriptivists say is how they ought to talk.
So you can see the fact that there is something special about personal pronouns/adjectives, as I said above, is well known.
Whom or what did I call "wrong"?
And who says I want to speak like the average native speaker?
Do you want to sound like a human being, or like some escapee from a Shakespeare production?
I have no desire to sound like the average person, neither in Dutch nor in English, thank you very much.
18:06
I'm getting no love on my questions. I should asking something pineapplese about be, when?, if? or for time. !?
Or this:
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Q: What is the meaning of this sentence - "Were it not for the bodies there on the ground, it would have appeared to be a normal day at the oasis."?

Md. Arifuzzaman ArifWhat is the meaning of this sentence - "Were it not for the bodies there on the ground, it would have appeared to be a normal day at the oasis."? Does it mean something like this - If the bodies were not there on the ground, it would have appeared to be a normal day at the oasis. Can anyone als...

Congratulations!
You're even less comprehensible than some pineapples.
That will beat out both of my questions soon enough.
@Cerberus Flatterer.
You truly honour the spirit of this room.
@Robusto I should know, right?
Tru dat.
@Cerberus Is it a friendly spirit?
Fickle is a better description.
Do you sometimes notice small objects missing?
18:10
Poltergeist?
Ask Reg.
@Robusto Super-dupe. But more challenging to search for than it should be.
What, no existing Perl script will suffice?
Oh, for the program.
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Q: Term for a word that is unintentionally made up of two or more other words?

RobustoFor example, therapist may be split into the + rapist, neither of which (arguably) has anything to do with the original words. Another example would be conflagration: con + flag + ration. Or weather: we + at + her. Note that words like threesome and purebred would not qualify, because the part...

Hey, you're not going to let jlovegren walk away with this, are you?
18:12
Now you make me write the program.
Didn’t see it.
Too busy dupe-hunting.
I don’t like how short it is.
18:49
Why does the verb houses not rhyme with the verb mouses?
19:18
Mouzez/ss v. houssez?
19:36
It took not too long to figure out it must have been Majisto's something or other.
Thanks for the help.
@kit have you checked the mod room recently? Could use some help with something
20:16
I see some people don't like my words question. Probably they take Lawler's comment as censorious, which it isn't.
@tchrist Verbs are just funny like that sometimes. A better question may be why the verb "louse" does rhyme with mouse.
Also grouse.
So stop grousing about these things.
And go carousing.
@Alenanno I think this would take a lot of work before getting migrated, but if it gets fixed it has potential.
20:53
@Robusto On this question you'll be happy to know you were also the accepted answer on the dupe
@simchona Haha, I thought I'd seen that before, but I couldn't find it. I figured, what the hell, might as well try for more hats.
@Robusto It took me a long time to find it. Search isn't that great, even after they chaned it
Yeah, if I don't find something in the first couple of pages I usually just give up.
Query formulation is inexact at best.
Anyways, everyone's standards seem to be lowered during hat season, so why should I be any different?
@simchona Now, if you want to be fair, you'll also bring the hammer down on this dupe:
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Q: What is the meaning of this sentence - "Were it not for the bodies there on the ground, it would have appeared to be a normal day at the oasis."?

Md. Arifuzzaman ArifWhat is the meaning of this sentence - "Were it not for the bodies there on the ground, it would have appeared to be a normal day at the oasis."? Does it mean something like this - If the bodies were not there on the ground, it would have appeared to be a normal day at the oasis. Can anyone als...

@Robusto Ah, you are so right.
Now up to three votes, while my consists of/in question languishes.
@Robusto You're talking to yourself?

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