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I can't dance
I can't even.
I can't get no.
The police say that the number of people smuggling helium balloons in their luggage is under control. But cases continue to rise.
 
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I somehow suspect @alphabet has an RSS subscription for \*raccoon\* everywhere in the web
03:45
I created a new meme for Modi's victory and posted on my Instagram. Some of my friends (Modi followers) got triggered 🤣
04:01
For strange reasons, I memorized the Russian spelling alphabet. Anna, Boris, Vasily, and so on.
Should I try memorizing Bulgarian, Belarusian, Serbian, or Ukrainian ones too?
And what the heck, the German spelling alphabet had changed in 2022.
Understandable, 'cause the former one was used by Nazi.
I wonder whether German people would be pissed off if I spelt Ä "Alfa with umlaut" or something like that?
04:24
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of answer, potentially bad keyword in answer (64): Is there dialectal variation in the weak form of "on"? ✏️‭ by mike158‭ on english.SE
04:45
@Criggie I merely report on stories I hear on the grapevine. ("The Grapevine" is, of course, the name of the attic of an abandoned house where we congregate to organize pro-raccoon activism.)
 
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12:18
@jlliagre 😁
@Vikas I tried @Xanne link and got this page, nothing to hear :-( Is the temperature more bearable in Bhāratavarṣa now?
12:37
@jlliagre There have been a few light dust storms (not like real storm with strong winds and large amount of dust. Just high wind speed, sometimes overcast weather, along with dust) and overcast weather so it's a bit less hot. No rain yet.
13:30
So ... Portugal's two most spoken languages are Portuguese and ... Estonian?
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@Robusto Estonishing!
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15:09
Daily Octordle #862
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15:21
Daily Sequence Octordle #862
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17:03
OMG India.
@Vikas How do people feel about the elections?
I did not expect this!
18:00
@jlliagre Touftouf says it's only 1.9%, but still ...
@jlliagre That looks gruesomely familiar.
18:15
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> We have a lot in common,
We both shoot deer and ferrets,
I totally neglected to remember -
We both have the same grandparents
The golden days of country.
18:45
@Cerberus I am opposition supporter so I'm not very sad, just satisfied.
And I'm happy BJP lost a lot in UP state.
A good reminder that one state is not enough every time.
18:58
I'm an opposition supporter too, but all opposition is either abroad, or in jail, or dead.
This is why I only read political news 30 minutes once weekly.
Or at least I'm trying to do that.
19:19
@Vikas Makes sense.
@CowperKettle Smart.
19:43
We have no opposition here. Everyone would die for our Islamic revolution.
Which makes the pesky Americans jealous.
@M.A.R. It could come to that.
@Robusto That's exactly what a big Satan would say
@M.A.R. chuckles devilishly
@Vikas I just hope it's not a fluke, but a future trend
BTW, that's The Great Satan to you.
19:48
@Robusto you and your . . . Women rights! Which aren't women rights at all! We have had women rights here for centuries!
@M.A.R. Right. The right to shut up and do as they're told.
BTW, don't look now, but having nukes doesn't make anybody safer. It's not "use it or lose it," it's "use it and lose everything!"
It was reaching +28 C today. I drank 2 liters of kefir while bicycling across town, over 7 hours.
Not true, NOT TRUE! Women can assume very important positions in the society while wearing full hijab without worrying about men's lewd eyes!
I think Iran has women in parliament?
I also bought two tiny saches of instant coffee, and added one to each one-liter bottle of cold kefir, and shook it vigorously, so it was coffee-laced kefir.
19:51
When you look at a woman in chador, the things that come to your mind are chastity! And ninjas!
> There are 16 women from 13 constituencies in the current term of the parliament of Iran.
@CowperKettle ugh, you're just like my dad, mixing drinks
@Cerberus isn't that like spotting an endangered species in Sahara?
The whole point is they shouldn't be scarce
Things will go back to normalcy. Eventually.
19:55
@M.A.R. Does he drink kefir?
Not that it would matter anyway. Bunch of contemptible ineffectual corrupt rich freaks, regardless of gender
@CowperKettle not these days but kefir is the sort of drink that he'd ask everyone around to drink even if he doesn't like the taste. Especially if he doesn't like the taste.
Kefir has such a nice tingling taste here.
I love it.
Well I tried some when I was a kid. I think it was too rich
What does rich mean?
Fat?
I also love local liquid yoghurt, made by farmers, with real pieces of berries sbermarket.ru/metro/…
It has a short shelf life, a sign of real product
Or this one, with real blackberry, and a shelf life of only 7 days
And this kind of kefir - very thick and only 1% fat talmoloko.ru/tovary/termostatnaya-linejka/kefir-1
20:29
@Cerberus sort of . . . Concentrated. Not just fatty, twice as salty, twice the texture etc. Of what I'm comfortable with.
OK I see.
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@CowperKettle how are these products regulated? How are they preserved? Where does the seven days come from?
21:23
@M.A.R. As someone who works for a manufacturer of liquid products, typically shelf life is determined by leaving out out and seeing what happens. For product that's expected to last years instead of days, you often use a heat closet to artificially age it -- cause any breakdown or bacterial contamination to show up much sooner.
@jlliagre Can I get a 'Yeah!'?
@MetaEd I see through your weak attempt at euphemism. You're one of those people who synthesize water out of natural deposits of hydrogen and oxygen. I hope you're proud of your work, using up all our non-renewable resources.
@MetaEd I know about (accelerated) stability testing. Similar (but certainly more astringent) procedures are followed in determination of the expiry dates of drugs. My concern was the method, if any, of perservation of these products. Since people here buy into "traditional food" crap, we have a problem with unpasteurized unregulated milk in stores and a high incidence of brucellosis.
@Mitch not true, there's a lot of hydrogen in nebulas
We've just got to reduce the tariff on intergalactic trade and let the open market economy decide
@Mitch a yeah!
21:38
@Vikas I heard about it all through... twitter. I know, I know ,that's not a particularly reliable source. all the message were so weird, actively -blaming- Hindus for losing in Ayodhya, I just didn't understand what direction that was coming from (I think such messages were from hard right Hindus complaining that moderate Hindus voted against Modi?)
@M.A.R. 🎉🔥🥳
@M.A.R. That sounds like the chyron (is that what you call it) for Star Wars Episode 9 3/4.
Apropos of nothing at all...
> Instagram is testing unskippable ads. The ads display a countdown timer and stop users from being able to browse through more content on the app until they view the ad. Instagram has shifted over the years to become more of a video-sharing network, so it makes sense that it is considering becoming more like YouTube. The majority of reactions to the feature have been negative.
That one dude.
Yet another reason to block advertisements and avoid Instagram.
"Nah I really like them. It gives me a little rest from swiping too hard all the time."
@Cerberus People say "Oh but you should -want- to have the ads, how else willyou get stuff for free?"
(psst... it's crap)
I've learned to press the mute button real quick when I see a forced ad on whatever platform.
Also to not visit CNN... it runs so many popup videos all at the same time, lots below 'the fold' (down lower where you have to scroll to see them) that I've learned not to bother visiting there.
21:57
@Mitch Only the marketing people believe their own excrement.
@Mitch Yeah!
22:15
#WhenTaken #98 (04.06.2024)

I scored 845/1000 🎉

1️⃣ 📍 233.9 metres - 🗓️ 1 yrs - ⚡ 199 / 200
2️⃣ 📍 243.9 metres - 🗓️ 10 yrs - ⚡ 185 / 200
3️⃣ 📍 583 km - 🗓️ 5 yrs - ⚡ 178 / 200
4️⃣ 📍 5694 km - 🗓️ 2 yrs - ⚡ 115 / 200
5️⃣ 📍 930 km - 🗓️ 4 yrs - ⚡ 168 / 200

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23:02
@jlliagre satisfaction?
@user85795 That's what I say.
Hey, hey...
...and I try
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#WhenTaken #98 (04.06.2024)

I scored 647/1000 🎉

1️⃣ 📍 16266 km - 🗓️ 11 yrs - ⚡ 82 / 200
2️⃣ 📍 596.1 metres - 🗓️ 21 yrs - ⚡ 151 / 200
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Yeesh.
23:19
@Robusto As some have pointed out: if Ukraine hadn't given up its nuclear weapons in 1991, Russia would never have even considered invading.
@alphabet So what would have happened if Ukraine had used a nuke on Russia?
What would happen if Kim Jong Un used a nuke on, say, Los Angeles?
What would happen if Iran used a nuke on Israel?
Just "Oh well ..."?
#2, I suspect it would be Pearl Harbour all over again
the others, I don't know
@Robusto I'm not sure what your point is. If Ukraine had kept its nuclear weapons, the entire conflict would have been averted, and neither side would have used them.
With Kim Jong Un the case is complicated by the fact that he's a complete nutjob who wouldn't care about the whole "mutually assured destruction" problem.
Ideally nobody would have nukes. But it'd clearly be better if Ukraine and Russia both had nuclear weapons than if only Russia did.
Incidentally: the US has no standing to lecture anyone on nuclear proliferation, since we've allowed Israel to develop and stockpile nuclear weapons for decades without repercussions.
I'm not the US.
Did I say you were? That last point wasn't directed against you.
23:33
Why'd you bring that up?
War!? What is it good for!!!
In any case, more nukes doesn't make anybody safer. I said it, and I believe it.
Nukes kept the cold war cold.
I don't think that that's correct in all cases. As I said: if Ukraine had had nuclear weapons, its population would obviously have been spared a years-long brutal conflict.
@user85795 Yup.
@alphabet I'm not sure that's true.
23:38
But I don't think it's particularly unreasonable for Iran's leadership to try to develop nuclear weapons, given the obvious risk of Israel dropping one unprovoked (in another of those "preemptive self-defense" conflicts).
In any case, I don't even want to argue the point. I'm too tired to speculate on things that can't be proven.
It can be proven 1 = 0.
...with help of division by zero.
@user85795 Making money in the military-industrial complex, of course.
Money makes the world go round
23:42
In this world of capitalism, companies are the protagonists.
ABBA !
You know we have the Nazis to thank for ABBA >?
Samsung and LG for the win.
Of course, nuclear weapons are entirely useless against decentralized groups like Hamas; nuking Gaza would accomplish little other than killing large numbers of civilians, among them a small number of Hamas members, while leaving Hamas's overall command structure intact.
@Criggie I thought we had Petrarch to thank for ABBA:
> The rhyme scheme for the [Petrarchan sonnet] octave is typically ABBAABBA
As a wise man, namely my brother said, to launch a nuke is to antagonize the entire humanity.
23:48
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebensborn#Self-help_groups_and_aftermath
Its in wikipedia, it must be true
sure, sticks and stones will be WW 4
@Criggie The Petrarchan sonnet is also in Wikipedia.
Petrachlor is awesome

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