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I love it when people give me presents
Yum.
@Mitch I never thought of that as a book before; I don't remember the movie.
01:09
Pet Sematary is a 1983 horror novel by American writer Stephen King. The novel was nominated for a World Fantasy Award for Best Novel in 1984, and adapted into two films: one in 1989 and another in 2019. In November 2013, PS Publishing released Pet Sematary in a limited 30th-anniversary edition. == Plot == Louis Creed, a doctor from Chicago, is appointed director of the University of Maine's campus health service. He moves to a large house near the small town of Ludlow with his wife Rachel, their two young children, Ellie and Gage, and Ellie's cat, Winston Churchill ("Church"). From the moment...
@alphabet it's a trap!
01:30
Is that real?
What is it supposed to mean?
01:50
@alphabet sick
Why couldn't an eight-year-old walk around his neighborhood? He should be biking through the alleyways in drag races.
If you live in a car-centric neighbourhood, then cars are the danger.
But an eight-year-old can be taught not to cross the street.
Yes.
I couldn't cross the busy street a block from my house when I was eight.
Less busy streets may be more dangerous.
I had to cross the street corner to walk to school, but not up that direction.
If they don't have speed bumps and everything.
01:55
Humble hamlets don't need those, or think they don't. I now wish for an obstacular roundabout there these days.
Fewer cars generally means more speeding, and children being less watchful.
But really, kids should be expected to go all over quiet residential neighborhoods. They shouldn't be living somewhere that's all racetracks.
Racetracks may actually be safer.
Than somewhere with a 15 mph speed limit? Really?
Then they will see all the cars, be aware of them, and go to the traffic lights to cross.
@tchrist Maybe.
01:57
Traffic lights, you funny! What are traffic lights? We had one in my entire town far away.
Well, you mentioned racetracks.
I assume a busy thoroughfare will have traffic lights.
Living next to a highway.
The street where I grew up was quiet.
No, there are no stop and go lights in a regular residential neighborhood. Not even here in the big city.
But cars drove fairly fast, could be 30 km/h as you said.
@tchrist Well, you mentioned a busy street.
Not a regular residential street.
01:59
Yes, there was one. We could not cross it until we went to the seventh grade.
Yes, that's an "arterial".
That arterial road may be safer.
Because you wouldn't cross it so easily.
People drive fast on it. 25 even 30 mph although they might get a ticket for 30.
But I am repeating myself.
The point is there are always cars there. You can't ever dare just dart across it unthinkingly.
You can't, but that is what people do who are hit by a car.
02:00
True.
Which is why I suggested that busy streets may be safer than quiet streets.
I see lots of accidents in front of my house.
You know how busy my neighbourhood is.
You know when the accidents happen?
I see.
When people are drunk and walk across without looking?
Nope.
In the dead of night on a weekday.
Aren't there headlights?
Two bikes or a bike and a moped crossing each other and not watching out.
02:03
Oh but there are streetlights.
Occasionally a car and a bike, but care are rare here.
Yes, there are streetlights.
That spot is very bright.
But you can't see around the corner.
A car's headlights are hard to miss.
And, at night, when you see noöne at all in the streets, you assume you can just go ahead without lowering speed.
But in residential districts where people drive slow you would see around the corner because it isn't built out to there. Everybody has a front lawn or something. That sort of thing.
Not here.
02:05
It is in places with single-family homes, not apartment complexes.
But the point is, the accidents happen when people don't expect traffic.
No apartment complexes here.
Just normal terraces houses.
So don't change lanes.
There is only one lane.
Down in the student area where there are a lot of bikes, you see minor accidents from time to time.
So my experience at my parents' house is similar: you don't watch out all the time when you expect no traffic. And then it happens.
02:07
Mostly the problems are that the cars don't see the bikes, the bikes don't see the pedestrians, and the pedestrians don't see the bikes.
When I was playing in my friend's street, in the town, there would be cars coming all the time, so we were constantly aware not to cross the street without looking left and right.
And the cars would be paying more attention as well.
Cars are too busy looking for cars.
Where, in my parents' street, the car would see an empty street.
Same.
And then suddenly a child crossing out of nowhere.
Luckily, cars had no phones yet.
02:09
We have "go slow" signs posted at 15 mph a lot of places. I swear it should be 10. Alleyways are tight.
We have those signs near schools.
Yes, exactly. I've certainly run out into the alley and run into a moving car.
But, honestly, a group of children is harder to overlook than a single child in a quiet place.
Oh, dear, were you ever hit?
Not exactly. I ran into the side of a car a couple times.
But it never hit me.
I cannot think of a single child I know who was seriously injured by a car, to be honest. So it's probably very rare.
@tchrist That is better.
02:11
And I've rearended cars riding a bike before. Not fun.
Hmm no.
I was seriously injured as a child when hit by a car.
They kept doing brain tests on me.
But, in general, it's pretty rare.
02:27
Here walk signals are customarily interpreted as mild suggestions. I find it rather funny that the city continues installing them.
A number of times I've seen people just walk directly into oncoming traffic, expecting the cars to slam on the brakes.
They've installed these smiley face electronic signs to signal to cars if they are travelling at the right speed around the local school. It changes to a sad face if you travel too fast.
A few decades from now, we'll wistfully remember the days when any kids were allowed to leave their houses off-leash.
@Mitch We rode everywhere on our 10-speeds or on my friend's horses, a morgan and a barrel-racing quarter horse. And now, I'm afraid to go to the mall, and she's in prison. Anybody could've predicted that 50 years ago. Freedom is exhausting if you're the only safety monitor.
"Below age 8, of course, we kept Timmy on a leash. Then we switched him to the GPS collar."
(I suppose that that already exists, they just call it "Life360" or what have you.)
"Did you know they now make stuffed animals that double as wireless chargers? That way, you don't need to take the collar off at night to recharge its battery."
02:49
Helicopter parents have circled the wagons around their kids
"Of course, once they get past age 16, you can switch to an ankle monitor. They now come in a wide variety of colors to suit your teen's individual fashion sense."
These are the same kids who are going to grow up expecting everything handed to them on a golden platter.
@user726941 Oh, that's terrible.
"Artificial intelligence" on Ngram
Probably not up to date?
02:56
Yes, only up to 2019
Prepandemic
Fast runners become slow parents with fast-running children. Who doesn't understand this? My son ran 100 miles for fun; held his sh*t for 75 miles. He can't catch his own kid. Nobody can if they get a head start.
100 miles? Ultramarathon? This is very hard.
I only ran 33 km once.
My feet felt numb.
Sounds so Darwinian
IDK, they had to run it in less than 24 hours. He usually ran 6 to 12 miles nearly every day. He became depressed if he didn't. I think that is common for athletes in my family.
03:06
The only time I've heard someone be nostalgic for lead-based paint.
 
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@HippoSawrUs The system does get clogged if you don't clean it out regularly with serious exercise. That's both mental and physical aspects.
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@alphabet it's the lead talking
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Q: What does this sentence on BBC means: ""All baa myself: Is this Britain's loneliest sheep?"

yunusAll baa myself: Is this Britain's loneliest sheep? BBC - Britain's loneliest sheep What does "All baa myself" mean? I couldn't quite understand it.

Okay which one of you guys works at BBC?
05:34
It was very slippery. Yesterday was the warmest 3 November since 2008, and today it's below zero, so it's ice everywhere.
Unexpectedly I met a squirrel right on my way to the ParkRun
But I was without nuts, I forgot to put a new walnut in the running bag.
It almost started crawling up my leg
@HippoSawrUs I become depressed and .. "hysterical" (??) when I run for more than 40 minutes, even though physically I can run for a couple hours.
This started when my "depression" turned heavier in 2020.
But with methylfolate this effect has diminished.
Rumination + affect (emotion)
Back before 2018, I could run without becoming depressed and ruminative
I wish there were some way to investigate the actual mechanisms of this derangement. Depression, rumination, affect, etc.
@alphabet But according to "peak-oil historians", the whole period from maybe 1620 to these days is abnormal, and the 20 and 21 centuries are the most abnormal. The really different life was before we started such amounts of energy per each person. So 1950 will be seen not much different from 2020, for some future historian.
In 1620s, the Brits first started using mined coal for heating houses and cooking. Thus started the unique increase in the use of energy/person. Now we are using so much energy as if each of us had some 70 slaves toiling for him or her.
> In 1575, Sir George Bruce of Carnock of Culross, Scotland, opened the first coal mine to extract coal from a "moat pit" under the sea on the Firth of Forth. He constructed an artificial loading island into which he sank a 40 ft shaft that connected to another two shafts for drainage and improved ventilation. The technology was far in advance of any coal mining method in the late medieval period and was considered one of the industrial wonders of the age.
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[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported answer (93): What do you call a full monopoly?‭ by aminezy‭ on english.SE
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Word of the day: Water Poet (John Taylor (24 August 1578 – December 1653) was an English poet who dubbed himself "The Water Poet")
@alphabet Oh, curious. I never saw a child on a leash in Russia.
A child harness (alternative: child tether, walking harness, British English: walking reins) is a safety device worn by children when walking with a parent or carer. Child harnesses are most commonly used with toddlers and children of preschool age, though they may also be used with older children, especially if they have special supervisory needs such as ADHD or autism. Various types exist, though all are worn by the child and have a lead (tether) or rein which is held by a parent or caregiver. As child harness designs and purposes have evolved with cultural norms and parenting techniques, they...
Treat your kid like a dog and put'em on a leash. Guess what they'll grow-up to be like.
08:31
I guess they will grow up okay :)
Turns out that in the Soviet times, there were also leashes for toddlers. They were made of leather auction.ru/offer/…
Nice.
Yeah, child psychologist should've preformed a meta-analysis of this a long time ago.
08:46
Walkodile is a child safety device consisting of "a flexible plastic spine and safety belts" to keep groups of six young children together while on walks outside of their school or nursery/kindergarten. Walkodile was released in the United Kingdom in 2007, and has won many awards in the fields of innovation, design and business. Its inventor Elaine Stephen was also awarded Member of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire (MBE) in British Queen Elizabeth II's 2011 New Years Honours List for services to Child Safety. == Background and product == Stephen, a Scottish primary school teacher...
 
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@CowperKettle You are the Squirrel Whisperer.
And I'm just a nut.
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UPDATE: Angela didn't bust ChatGPT. She busted the modern "information superhighway" and longs for the days of real information.
RIP real information
We go looking for real information and we find ... Search Engine Optimization.
14:18
yup
 
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@Robusto I think that usually depends on 1) Google fu, and 2) what you're searching about
I don't think I have any complaints. I usually don't use Google search itself for anything serious anymore, so my experience must not be universal.
 
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@M.A.R. I'm growing increasingly frustrated with Google searches. I used to have Google Fu, maybe, but somewhere along the line I seem to have lost it.
I blame Google for that.
18:11
@CowperKettle I'm not sure why it's even legal. Maybe for kids with severe behavioral issues. But it seems to be increasingly popular among parents who abhor corporal punishment but are totally fine with using the threat of physical injury to keep their kids from escaping.
It is, though, a perfect metaphor for parenting today, at least among a certain set.
18:32
Shock collars.
16 hours ago, by alphabet
"Below age 8, of course, we kept Timmy on a leash. Then we switched him to the GPS collar."
To look at it more charitably, perhaps those parents are just preparing their kids to join the gay puppy community.
18:48
@tchrist More like shock dollars. Never underestimate the ability of marketers to capitalize on consumers' anxiety.
Anyway, it must be said that accidents do happen. I recall that the younger brother of a friend of mine (unsupervised, of course) was killed by a car as he dashed across a street near his house.
Also, from personal experience, I'm well aware that I and my friends had some pretty narrow escapes. We did a lot of stupid shit.
It also seems like something that abusive parents could easily misuse if it becomes more normalized.
19:09
@alphabet Abusive parents don't need excuses to abuse. They will deliberately misuse anything to vent their spleens on their offspring.
@alphabet So much for pretty and witty.
@tchrist The leash-kid-to-leash-adult pipeline.
Better off tethered than tarred and feathered.
19:26
> Scott Friesen, 37, asked to be identified as “Gunner,” his pup name, for more than four years at his job at the San Francisco AIDS Foundation — except, of course, in legal contracts. And for a time he asked co-workers and friends to refer to him by the pronoun “pup.”
"So, who carries the leash in this relationship?"
Thanks, New York Times, for propagating arrant grammatical nonsense.
Pup is a noun, not a pronoun.
It is certainly possible to repurpose "pup" as a pronoun.
Nope.
It's a closed class. You can't invent new ones.
It's like inventing a new grammatical number for something that falls between this and these, between that and those, between is and are.
19:30
People can invent new words in any class, but others will have trouble learning them and remembering to use them. Which is why pretty much anyone who adopts "neopronouns" also accepts they/them, and most people who use they/them are used to others constantly getting it wrong.
You can do whatever you want in some mythical conlang, but you can't make other people follow your game.
@tchrist That would be thish, used when drunks are seeing double and aren't sure of number.
@Robusto Quantum cats in the darkness.
I think some people in the current generation have just become accustomed to treating pronouns as an open class.
Making this task relatively easy.
People's fussiness about pronouns has made me avoid discussing those persons entirely.
19:35
> Scott Friesen, 37, asked to be identified as “Gunner,” Pup's pup name, for more than four years at Pup's job at the San Francisco AIDS Foundation — except, of course, in legal contracts. And for a time Pup asked co-workers and friends to refer to Pup by Pup's preferred eponymous personal pronoun.
Just children making fools of Pupselves.
@tchrist I simply do not wish to know anything about any such person.
Lord no.
I don't see why it's a problem for someone to want to be called something different.
That's a name.
It's not a pronoun.
What's the relevance? Surely you'd be allowed to be offended if someone referred to you as she, since you prefer he/him pronouns.
19:41
It's not a matter of preference.
There's no doubt you prefer one to the other, and that the primary reason others use "he/him" to refer to you is to avoid your resentment.
Ok, I hereby insist that you stop addressing me as you. From now, I insist that you only use thou/thee/thy/thine/thyself along with the correctly inflected second-person singular verbs like namest and art and hast when addressing me. This is not negotiable. These are my pronouns and thou shalt respect my choices.
Playing God never makes anybody popular.
@tchrist Get thee to a nounery.
Thither I go.
@alphabet If you know them, it's not a problem. If you don't, that can entail some embarrassing confusion(s), and one shouldn't be blamed or ostracized for well-intentioned blunders in that regard.
I know a trans woman whose adopted name is Alice. It's never a problem to refer to her as she. But if she didn't dress femme and instead looked like a crewcut linebacker and I didn't know her from Adam Eve, well, that's a different story, innit?
19:52
@tchrist If I believed that that statement expressed thy actual preferences, I would gladly do so. It certainly would do no harm to call thee something different, though obviously thou wouldst need to accept that others will frequently forget and make mistakes.
You've used the wrong pronoun. It's thine actual because it begins with a vowel.
@Robusto I'm in agreement with you.
Don't worry, you'll figure it out eventually, for I shall correct your every error.
@tchrist If we're using it in modern English, we should presumably follow the modern pattern of using thy even before vowels, reserving thine (like mine) for non-determiner uses.
It's my language, my rules.
And I require that you obey.
It's this fun?
Kid games.
19:55
@alphabet Isn't thine used when indicating a word that begins with a vowel? "Cut out thy tongue" vs. "To thine own self be true"?
The whole point is that I get to make rules about how you speak — and expect you to comply.
@Robusto Middle English used mine before vowels or when it stands on its own; modern English only uses mine in the latter case. One assumes that, in modern English, we should use thine the same way.
Sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
My pronouns have their own rules. Get used to it.
This is all sort of ... Irrelevant?
Your elephant's in the room.
19:57
@Mitch Are you trying to spoil our fun now?
You're not there to complain when someone is referring to you in the third person
So you just won't hear the insult
So no hear no foul
@Mitch Tell that to Polonius.
@Robusto yes!
The goose is every bit as fowl as the gander.
That's what I came here for
19:58
Even with a 25%-off capon.
If I believed that thou actually preferredst to be addressed in this manner, I wouldn't see much of an objection to it; the problem is that nobody (that I know of) actually has any such deep-seated preference.
That's a hard deal to beat
I am unique. I demand unique language. Compliance is not optional.
In other words: clearly thou art only pretending to prefer thou/thee to prove a point. When someone asks to be addressed by they/them, it generally expresses an actual preference rooted in some view of themself.
@Mitch Turkey has hatched a plot to escape destiny.
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But if I were convinced that someone had a genuine preference in the matter, I would see no real reason to avoid it.
I am large. I contain much adipose tissue
@alphabet Do not address me in the third person. You fail to comply.
@tchrist Turkey will satisfy my Hungary
@Mitch Greece is not uninvolved.
@alphabet yes your Excellency
Your reverence
Your insipitude
20:03
> Oh God, I am the American dream
But now I smell like Vaseline
And I'm a miserable son of a bitch
Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which
Frank Zappa of the Day.
@tchrist Why would I comply with preferences thou dost not actually have?
My language, my rules.
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@tchrist I have Chile without carne
@Mitch Lima will rejoice.
@alphabet so sincerity is all that matters?
If you can fake that you got it made
Where's my Groucho Marx emoji when I need it?
20:06
Pup peed in your shoe.
@tchrist cats will do that. Is it pettiness? Or is it love?
I see a reason to try to address people the way they prefer to be addressed, if those preferences are deeply rooted and have genuine reasons behind them. I see no reason to address people the way they pretend to prefer to be addressed in order to prove a point.
You never use 3rd person pronouns to address some one
You continue to confuse your persons.
It's a sign of paranoia because you think everyone is taking about you out of earshot
20:08
How hot?
My ears are itchy. Someone must be talking about me
Solecisms.
And whose Richie are you talking about?
I have those in my breakfast cereal. Adds a little crunch
wrap supreme?
20:29
@Robusto Yes, we were taught that in health class, that you can't run/jog/etc. and remain angry for long. But they don't even have gym anymore. They think cleaning makes me angry, but if I were jogging, I'd just be mad at the squirrels—'Pick up these acorns!'—for a block or two, or mad at the leaves, whatever.
> Dicoumarol was isolated by Karl Link's laboratory at University of Wisconsin, six years after a farmer had brought a dead cow and a milk can full of uncoagulated blood to an agricultural extension station of the university. The cow had died of internal bleeding after eating moldy sweet clover
This led to the discovery of warfarin and all modern anticoagulants.
All began with a dead cow in the 1920s
Karl Paul Gerhard Link (31 January 1901 – 21 November 1978) was an American biochemist best known for his discovery of the anticoagulant warfarin. == Training and early career == He was born in LaPorte, Indiana to a Lutheran minister of German descent as one of ten children. He was schooled locally, and attended the University of Wisconsin–Madison, where he studied agricultural chemistry at the College of Agriculture from 1918 to 1925, obtaining an MS in 1923 and a PhD in 1925.He was then chosen by the national Education Board for a postdoctoral scholarship, and relocated to Europe. He briefly...
@CowperKettle Wow, sorry to hear that. Does your BGL bottom out? I exercise indoors with snacks; that's about it.
21:05
@CowperKettle *a small number of anticoagulants and a few rodenticides
Called "superwarfarins"
@alphabet There is a difference between addressing someone (second person) and referring to someone (third person).
@M.A.R. I feel let down…that someone who fully understands audible language…phonics (?) and music preferably, didn't explain how the by sounds like a baa in the line ('all by myself') because of the /WeirdLetters/ vs. /WTHever/ and mouth anatomy and music words and stuff.
@M.A.R. Yes, thanks for the correction
@HippoSawrUs No, I'm just having a strange "depression" since 20 April 2018. Bouts of weakness/tiredness, and slow thinking. Antidepressants helped till late 2020.
@Cerberus Yeah, I meant "refer to"
21:20
Ah.
21:45
@CowperKettle I hope you have excellent care and find the answer soon. I had similar symptoms for years, but I have a female Indian doctor now and she is incredible. I try to keep up with her effort, but I don't think I ever could.
22:08
@CowperKettle Solar cells are looking up!
 
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