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14:04
hello everyone
Wowie.
i have been extraordinarily busy lately
no time for chatz
We've been noticing.
awwwww, you missed me
Like the desert's missed the rain.
14:06
@RegDwighт dammit now I have that song in my head
Herzlichen Glückstrumpf!
oh, @RegDwighт maybe you can explain something to me
Vielleicht.
There was a channel on TV in Austria that showed this weird sponge creature 24/7
wow tv in austria must be boring
14:08
@RegDwighт Vielschwehr.
Bernd das Brot?
Yup.
Geworfenheit.
Bernd das Brot.
what the hell is that?
14:09
That's Bernd the Bread.
Das is ausgeworfen?
What is that, cat entertainment?
for a second i thought you might be referring to spongebob squarepants
Bernd das Brot (English: Bernd the bread) is a puppet character, star mascot and cult figure of the German children's television channel KI.KA, currently featured in the programs Bernd das Brot, Bravo Bernd and the KI.KA late night loop program. Role on KI.KA Bernd is a depressed, grumpy, ly, surly, fatalistic, melancholic loaf of pullman bread speaking in a deep, gloomy baritone. eyes circles and a thin-lipped mouth. According to himself, he belongs to the species "Homo Brotus Depressivus". According to the official version, the short-armed bread character made its first appearance as ...
@JSBձոգչ The Germans prefer their sponges toasted.
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14:09
@MετάEd I watch it from time to time when I'm extremely bored and don't want to think about anything at all.
Not sure how it's kids entertainment, exactly.
The jokes are a bit over children's heads, I imagine.
Not that they are sophisticated in the least. Or really even jokes.
ah, so it's not 24/7, but almost.
Where I watch it, it's basically a Pausenfüller.
The children's channel broadcasts like three hours a day. Bernd is then filler material for when everyone should be sleeping.
GT says Pausenfüller -> KUSC
Pause filler is pretty straightforward, come on.
it also says stopgap
14:13
Never. Never stop at GAP.
@RegDwighт OMG patent lawsuit!
That's Spongebob.
You stole Spongebob.
You're Spongebob!
Even though Bernd is probably older.
@Robusto forever is not a conjunction
14:14
Relax, @Cerb: Nobody stole Spongebob. Nobody would steal Spongebob.
nothing isn't a conjunction
@JSBձոգչ Oxford, forever and a day?
we've been trying to get rid of spongebob for years
Yeah, I wish they would steal that annoying assault on the senses.
@Robusto Will Smith would. He's a huge fan.
14:16
I actually like Spongebob but even I don't think I could handle a channel that only shows spongebob from 9pm to 6am
he lives ina pineapple under the sea.
He's a fan? I thought he was a human being.
You have to become a Scientologist to like Spongebob.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 in Germany it runs on MTV.
I.e., worst shit channel evah.
does MTV run any music there? They don't here.
And kid you I do not, there's not exactly a shortage of worst shit channels evah in Germany.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 what's music?
They do run Rihanna in between ads and reality shows.
14:18
@RegDwighт something that used to be on MTV
I want your MTV.
you can have it
Gotta install those refrigerators.
custom kitchen, deliveree-e-ee-ee
See, now it's a different song.
Aks and ye shall recieve.
14:20
ok, I aks
I'm listening to Dschingis Khan right now. True story.
Now it's Lighthouse Family.
I'm listening to the hum of my computer fans
Your computer has Will Smiths?
I'm listening to the hum of "temporary" aircon
14:21
He's a rapper though, not a hummer.
yeah, and he's not as quiet as I wish
So I realized, a little late, that lego prices in Austria include VAT, as opposed to here in Canada, where prices are before tax
that meant that in most cases it was cheaper to buy lego there than here.
How much VAT does Canada have?
19% in Germany.
20% in UK
14:23
Used to be 16, used to be 13, used to be 9, used to be 7.
@MattЭллен I thought 25?
@RegDwighт oh. maybe
Look at dem Brits. They don't even care. They only have ₤50 bills anyway.
nope, 20%
it was 17.5, and then for a few months it was 15, then they bumped it up to 20% because that's what we need.
Funny, because every time they raised it in Germany, they told the populace, oh don't worry, in the UK they have 25%!
14:26
I'm not making this up.
Good to know we actually have reached UK's level.
Propaganda is the best
Yeah, antipaganda is way less popular. Not to mention uganda.
but why would it be better that we have 25%? your VAT is still going up!
Because they argue it should be the same in all of Europe.
All that growing together bullshit.
Of course noöne is growing together at 7% VAT.
And UK, of all things.
They couldn't care less about growing together with anyone.
I see
sort of
14:41
@MattЭллен None in Massachusetts. 5.25% sales tax on items other than food, medicine and items of apparel that cost less than $175. Yet still people go to New Hampshire to pay zero sales tax on any purchase.
Careful, I may post explicit images of an alien sideboob. You have been warned.
@RegDwighт it's certainly the case that "Euro Sceptics" hold sway in the government. Quite insular, as Cerb would say.
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Q: Why is "pursue" not spelt "persue"?

LordScreeEvery time I come to spell the word pursue, almost without fail, I misspell it persue initially and have to correct myself. I think I always assumed it was related to a mixture of persevere and persecute in some way, both of which have similar meanings, and both of which start per-, not pur-. W...

@Robusto what makes it alien?
Why isn't question spelled kwestion?
why isn't my face handsommer?
14:50
Sideboob not actually shown. (But you looked anyway.)
I pushed my face to the screen, and was still disappointed
I saved it anyway, for later.
Come one, come all.
hullo @KitFox
Interspecies mating. It's hawt!
14:54
but it's only OK so long as they're both humanoid
OK, what is that? I must watch it.
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Q: Better term for master/slave in image analysis

BenjaminIn image analysis, we co-register (align) images termed as "slaves" to a "master" image (which provides a frame of reference). The "master" image is a "reference" image, but what are the other images? In a second context, two images from different dates are combined. The terms master date and sl...

Too localized.
@KitFox looks like Mass Effect
@KitFox You have to play through Mass Effect (as "femshep") to see it.
Will do.
Um. number 3?
14:56
Whoa, dial back the interspecies mating. The troops have arrived.
Also, hide the goat. And the Asari.
15:42
hello
what is verb in below sentences ?
Don't put a space between the last word and the end of sentence punctuation.
"All it needs is a couple of thousand spent on it,put in plumbing and it can be made into two bedrooms, and a living room with a kitchenette"
there are several verbs. which do you think they are?
15:47
Do put a space between a comma and the following word.
\(^_^)/
@RegDwighт Even an Oxford comma?
Who you call an ox?
I bite my thumb at you, sir.
Bite harder.
15:49
ABRAHAM

    Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

SAMPSON

    I do bite my thumb, sir.

ABRAHAM

    Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

SAMPSON

    [Aside to GREGORY] Is the law of our side, if I say
    ay?

GREGORY

    No.

SAMPSON

    No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I
    bite my thumb, sir.
Bite my shiny metal thumb.
You know where you may put your shiny metal thumb.
Right on.
after verb needs is occur immediately then above sentence is which type ?
I think so.
If I understand the question correctly.
Which I do not.
15:52
@Pratik do you mean: After the verb "need", "is" occurs immediately, then above sentence is which type?
I'm guessing
yes
I got the needs part, but be lost me at is.
@Pratik This is a poorly constructed sentence. Better would be "All it needs is a couple thousand spent on it, plumbing put in, and to make it into two bedrooms and a living room with a kitchenette."
15:53
Either way, my guess is that the sentence is of the type sentence.
@Pratik what types of sentence do you have to choose from?
I don't see how it is special in any way, shape, manner, or form.
"X is Y."
That's like every sentence ever.
scratches head
[All it needs] is [blah].
"All it needs is a couple of thousand spent on it, put in plumbing and it can be made into two bedrooms, and a living room with a kitchenette" .Actually, my problem is that when this type of sentence occur i can not understand what is the sentence is saying ?
15:57
Hm. Well, it's pretty straightforward, innit.
It literally means "all it needs is...". No idioms in there, you can look it up word for word.
The whole is exactly the sum of its parts.
@Pratik where do you get confused?
i am just confused here :All it " needs is "
You don't know what "needs" means?
time for me to roll out
because i know "need" come after "is" but here different.
16:00
"All I Need" is a song by French electronic music group Air from their debut album Moon Safari (1998). The song was written by group members Nicolas Godin and Jean-Benoît Dunckel, along with American singer Beth Hirsch, who provides vocals on the song. Production of the song was handled by the former two. The song was released as the third single from Moon Safari on 13 September 1999. Background The song came about in a period when Beth Hirsch and Air members Nicolas Godin and Jean-Benoît Dunckel all resided in the French district of Montmartre. Hirsch had gone to record in the house of...
@Pratik that is not a rule of English. Can you provide a couple examples?
Except I have to be on the rollout as well.
See you on the other side.
ok
i solved my problem @RegDwighт @MattЭллен
16:24
@MattЭллен start at 1:45@Robusto too.
> Were I to translate Garn! to the dialect of the barracks room that was in use when I lived in one, I would render it as Mofo! in English and Твою! [Tvoyu!] in Russian, both of which have essentially the same underlying meaning.
Mofo? Really?
> The translator of a tale as long as The Lord of the Rings, can certainly be forgiven for missing such a subtle nicety as this, which only a few readers will notice, but it would be nice-given the interest in retranslating Tolkien (there are 2 German, 2 Hebrew, 2 Dutch and 9 Russian translations to name but a few), if it made it into a future edition, now that his trick has been pointed out.
NINE Russian translations??
I don't think it is the length that it is the problem. It is the language.
> This approach also ignores the fact that me neus! is a poor translation of Garn! in the context of My Fair Lady. It entirely misses the point that Garn! is a phonetic distortion that is marked for the social stratum to which the speaker belongs. In other words, it needs to be mispronounced and 'vulgar.'
This is silly.
Me is the vulgar pronunciation of mijn.
I discussed this with a friend last week: her date had sent her a text message using me possessive, which led me to say, "ah, now I know why you broke it off", and she laughed.
In what language?
17:08
Dutch, d'oh.
Right, in English there is a similar issue with me/my, but it is different.
I don't have the OED handy. What is the official definition of garn? In My Fair Lady, I thought it was a dialectal pronunciation of go on as a statement of disbelief.
Not something that anyone would seriously get wrong, I'd say.
It sounds like lower-class Midlands or something.
Or pirate speak.
@SpareOom Exactly.
The OED says exactly that, with "ridicule or disbelief".
@tchrist Putting “smart” quotes in the title is not strictly necessary, because titles are autocorrected to smart quotes by the software.
And thanks for catching my inverted commas.
"Me" is just an alternate pronunciation of "my" in some dialects.
@MετάEd It makes certain searches look better, because they are not corrected there. Or the supercollider.
@SpareOom lol
I have a horrible trouble with non-rhotic sounds-like spellings that include written r's. I never here garn as go on.
Ah, good. That was posted for you.
Yah, I read it, quickly. On a phone-meeting.
I really wish people would stop using backticks for quoting.
It looks horrible.
I wonder why they don't notice.
@MετάEd TL;DR
TL;RA
17:30
@Robusto The tl;dr is “Tolkien used the word garn to typify a motley crew of reprobates”. Or “a crew of motley reprobates” if you like. I eat what I see.
Hmm. Too much coffee leads to spontaneous word association football jersey cow pie hole in one minute waltz.
@tchrist You and I are edit-dueling on the pronoun question, which hardly bears the attention.
Bears?
Or deserves?
Or wolves?
@Cerberus Merits.
A shot rang out.
"I see," said the blind man, as he picked up the hammer and saw.
@Cerberus Bares.
17:41
@Robusto "Well," he said deeply.
@Cerberus Penguins.
Merits or bares. Okay.
@Cerberus Is that like "truth or dare"?
Heh.
If you like.
Otherwise I think it's "bears".
17:50
@Robusto Sorry.
Oh. Looks like Ed wants to play, too.
@Robusto Naked Ursidae narrowly tolerate the sparse evergreen fruit belonging to other naked Ursidae.
Why does that sound so much like a trashy leather bar?
@tchrist Is there any other kind?
was it the naked Ursidae or the fruit?
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Q: Is there a word to describe female between 'girl' and 'woman'?

dasickisI've been trying to find a word that describes someone that's older than a 'girl' but not yet a 'woman'. It seems the connotation of girl is an immature female that's still growing up. Whereas a woman connotes a female that's starting to settle down in life. Other words such as lady connote del...

Wrong tag.
18:05
@Cameron Both, but especially the juxtaposition.
Mostly the nekkid bits.
@Robusto Not in my book, but tastes may vary.
Some of those joints can be very classy. Diamond studded whips and whatnot.
@SpareOom Countersuggestions? SWR?
@Cameron Junk + Diamonds = Class?
Yes, but that one gets overused. I'm thinking something having to do with politeness and maybe alternative?
@tchrist yup, that's the magic formula
@tchrist (hopefully) unrelated, I watched an episode of Quite Interesting thanks to you mentioning it in chat the other day
It was very funny, how did you come across it?
18:09
Not sure I remember anymore. It's been on forever.
Those look good; better than adjective certainly.
Ah, I'd never heard of it, thanks for the tip.
Look up the clip "They say of the Apocalypse where the Parthenon is".
Why are there so many closable "questions" today? Was yesterday a college holiday so they saved them up for today?
There are closeable questions every day.
I know, I know. Just seemed like a bunch of really lame ones.
18:18
@tchrist Ahh, Stephen Fry can't keep it together at all!
But they never even closed yesterday's fairy question, so what do I know?
@Cameron To tongue-tie a man of eloquence is a rare thing.
@tchrist That's gender bias rearing its pretty head.
@Robusto Stephen is a man.
@tchrist Your opinion.
@Robusto You have an alternate hypothesis?
18:28
@tchrist You're mentioned here
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Q: Is the "protected" question tool overused?

Robert CartainoFor anyone not familar with a "protected" question, here's a pretty useful case for the tool… and a counter-example where it make, umm... less sense. A protected question prevents answers by very new users. Questions should be protected when they are garnering lots of views and newbies ar...

@tchrist I agree with you.
"Closeable" questions are more numerous today then yesterday.
QI is well known across the world!
And every day is whorst than the day before.
@Carlo_R. Borscht?
Bad
Whorst --> bad
18:32
Mmm borscht.
@Carlo_R. So you're making up words now that sound like food
Sorry sim, I am using my phone.
Not sure why tchrist gets flak for protecting like two and a half questions, while I get positive vibes even though I am probably responsible for 50% of the rest.
We can probably unprotect some of them.
Most seem like cases where a single person kept posting updates/spam
Is very difficult to me to writing by its keypad.
18:34
Some of those are actually closed. So those can be unprotected.
And I do not know English language.
My analisis is that there are no other interesting question to ask.
And that ELU, as an ask site, is ingloriously finishing.
I hope ELL start.
I think ELL = ELU reboot
@Cerberus Any favorite clips I should watch? I'm a neophyte.
People like question as "what is the difference between who and whom"
Or "is it correct to say 'I to be tired'"
My granchildrens call me - bbl
@Cameron Ehm to be honest I haven't watched it in a while.
@RegDwighт Did you get my other ping?
18:46
If only I remembered.
When was that?
Oh you mean that.
Yeah that I saw.
Funny, it's not in my inbox.
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A: Is the "protected" question tool overused?

RobustoIn defense of your "less sense" example, I would suggest that when a question gets sent to the multi-collider because it has something involving sex or programming or both in the title, said question garners way too much attention and votes. Think of it as an attempt to keep the quality of the si...

I use the rhythm method, you insensitive clod!
Just because you use the rhythm method doesn't mean you have a good sense of timing.
Is that where all these kids came from?

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