@Cerberus Oh cripes. composition difficulties. Foremost among the details, but which somehow I managed to leave out, was that it was the office of someone super important in a major Christian organization.
I mean office usually implies business and business implies action and action implies no time for reading and etc etc... etc etc and collapsing everything office usually implies only books about golf and picture books of 18th NYC door handles (true story).
@Cerberus That's why I deleted the post above this one, because while I thought it was mildly humorous, I also expected it might be misconstrued in several ways.
And everyone would start flagging me and running for the exits and all that.