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00:04
@simchona Is Xavier your new Carlo?
00:15
@ЯegDwight F-sharp! lol.
My family used to sing Happy Birthday to each other in different keys at the same time. Dad would challenge himself and try to sing the 2nd.
Hi @tchrist. Liven the place up a bit, would you?
00:31
@SpareOom Glad not to have been there.
@DavidWallace I miss it. My grandmother died on my birthday one year and Mom and Dad sang it normally. It was all wrong.
Here's another of our family favorites: Also Sprach Zarathustra
@SpareOom How not? He is Dutch.
00:51
Is there any other kind?
@Robusto Did you check the fake link?
@SpareOom No. I presumed it wasn't going to tell me anything new.
I'm familiar with Belgian, German, Swiss and Italian chocolate, but not Dutch.
Dutch process chocolate or Dutched chocolate, It forms the basis for much of modern chocolate, and is used in ice cream, hot cocoa, and baking. The Dutch process was developed in the early 19th century by Dutch chocolate maker Coenraad Johannes van Houten, whose father Casparus is responsible for the development of the method of removing fat from cacao beans by hydraulic press around 1828, forming the basis for cocoa powder. These developments greatly expanded the use of chocolate, which had been mostly used as a beverage in Europe until that time. Because Dutch process cocoa has a neut...
All them others stoled it from dem Dutch.
I never knew.
01:11
That's why we go over this stuff.
Much obliged.
@Robusto Never heard of this.
@SpareOom I am! My favourite foods.
@Cerberus Well, it's not surprising. You are oblivious to so many things that are obvious to non-canine beings.
@Cerberus @Robusto Dark-v-Milk-v-White chocolate.SD
@SpareOom There is no such thing as "white" chocolate. That is an abomination.
01:22
@Robusto Agreed. But I think some atheist proposed Atheism-v-Christian.SD
@Robusto Like this American story about a Dutch boy preventing a flood, or something.
Entirely your invention.
@SpareOom Dark, d'oh!
@Cerberus Well, yeah!
Chocolate starts at 75 % or so.
Then we can go, 72-v-80%
99 % is too much, even for me.
01:23
@SpareOom And?
Jinx.
Okay, 72 % is OK too.
But I think 95 % is OK.
80% is a bit too much for me.
I don't remember.
Really? I love 80 %.
@Cerberus Except for the article about Dutch processed chocolate I linked.
01:24
Perhaps you need to get used to it.
@JohnJunior: So what did you want to ask?
I think that's right. I used to like white chocolate, I'm embarrassed to say.
@Robusto I am oblivious to that too, so how is it different?
I'm getting better now.
I'm less drunk than yesterday, btw.
@SpareOom Isn't that pure cocoa butter?
@Cerberus Don't you know the Van Houten family?
01:25
@ΜετάEd The only thing that comes to mind is Levenshtein distance.
I know Carice van Houten?
You know her too.
@Cerberus Worse that that. It was probably fake white chocolate and not even cocoa butter.
The witch from the Game of Thrones.
Well, yes.
@SpareOom Haha, come on.
01:26
Seriously. When I was young, I didn't care for chocolate.
How can you have fake white chocolate?
You said that twice.
@Cerberus Your ellipsis is a statement of sorts, so it's not truly elliptical.
@Robusto Then what is a true ellipsis?
01:28
@Cerberus What, did you run out of alcohol again?
@Robusto Went home earlier.
@Cerberus A true ellipsis is like a black hole. It can only be observed by its influence on other things.
My friends are still in this club.
You left them there alone? But they'll get into mischief!
In mathematics, an ellipse (from Greek ἔλλειψις elleipsis, a "falling short") is a plane curve that results from the intersection of a cone by a plane in a way that produces a closed curve. Circles are special cases of ellipses, obtained when the cutting plane is orthogonal to the cone's axis. An ellipse is also the locus of all points of the plane whose distances to two fixed points add to the same constant. Ellipses are closed curves and are the bounded case of the conic sections, the curves that result from the intersection of a circular cone and a plane that does not pass throug...
@Robusto Yes, they will like it.
01:30
@Cerberus You just took all the fun out of ellipses. Shame on you.
Ne conjugare nobiscum.
Is math no fun?
No joining with us?
I'm not sure conjugo is a word.
Not if you're determined to spoil ellipses.
You did it again!
I'm going to tell a mod you're spoiling ellipses.
Why do you keep making me post this?
01:33
You Britrolled me. Bastard.
I feel like you or Reg every time.
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@Cerberus I thought you use maths and not math, but I prefer math too, maths sounds so terrible.
@Robusto Did it feel good?
Noes.
@WillHunting I was going to type mathematics.
@Robusto Maybe try again.
user19161
01:34
What's so amusing about my "bro" message that it got 3 stars?
eating more Pringles
@Robusto If you proposed Atheism-v-Christianity.SD, wouldn't white-dark chocolate be ok too, either by atheism is the abomination or from the atheist perspective, any religion is the abomination. I'm afraid I'm not explaining myself well.
@WillHunting Perhaps to tease your bro?
@SpareOom You should post that as a question.
Yeah, religion is like white chocolate.
user19161
01:35
@Cerberus Er, OK. Though I am not sure if it should be bro or sis there, hehe.
Neither am I.
@Cerberus It's sweet?
We may lose some of our best friends to it.
@SpareOom Wait, aren't you the fundamentalist Christian? If so, I don't want to have that conversation with you.
@Cerberus Atheism is like dark chocolate? Bitter?
user19161
01:36
@SpareOom I think you are saying it should be atheism vs non-atheism instead right?
@WillHunting A woman wouldn't behave that way.
@SpareOom Exactly! Dark chocolate and atheism are bitter, but Right.
@Robusto Yeah. Probably not a good idea.
user19161
@DavidWallace You can't tell. Ordinary men don't behave like me either.
Not you. JJ.
01:37
@WillHunting You misspelled "normal men." FTFY
user19161
@DavidWallace I know, I was extending the part of "can never tell".
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@Robusto That is very naughty of you.
No fixing messages in chat!
Naught that was naughty about it.
@DavidWallace This whole chat is fixed. Wise up! This is the Matrix!
@Cerberus :P
01:39
Anyone want to come round to my house to play Pictionary with me, my wife and my son? We need a fourth.
user19161
@SpareOom Yeah, the chatters here are a little anti-religious, it seems.
Actually, you can play Pictionary with an odd number of people. You don't need teams.
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@DavidWallace Three is good. Family love.
As few as three?
@DavidWallace Yes!!
@DavidWallace Yeah, you can.
01:40
@WillHunting I know, but it was so dead I thought I'd get something started. I was mostly just pushing buttons.
@DavidWallace Yep. Here's how: Each person plays as an individual. You get one point for guessing a picture, two points for drawing a picture that is guessed. That way everyone has an incentive and the game goes pretty well.
I think my son is too competitive to find that satisfying.
user19161
If you can't play Pictionary, you can just play Dictionary. Just sit around the dictionary and learn more words.
Then it will be a good lesson.
Hmm, scrabble maybe.
01:40
Scrabble is fun too.
Is he old enough?
user19161
@SpareOom I remember you asked me what I believed in the last time, I can share with you now if you like.
We invariably get into an argument about whether laser is an abbreviation.
Brace yourself...
@DavidWallace Heh. It is. But it has become a "normal" word too by now, I'd say.
@WillHunting Rob had proposed Atheism-v-Christian.SD and Islam-v-Everything.SD, but it seems it would have made more sense Atheism-v-Everything.SD
@WillHunting Yes, please.
No no, just dark chocolate v. people with bad taste.
01:42
How about Atheism vs White Chocolate
Maybe Islam vs Candy Floss
Creative.
I think I need more Pringles.
Pringles vs Catholicism.
@DavidWallace I'm pretty sure there'd be no discussion.
Candy Floss == Cotton Candy?
@DavidWallace I guarantee you your son is no more competitive than my eldest was (and is). He had to win — so much so that he is now a successful poker-player living in Las Vegas. And even he enjoyed this version of Pictionary. (Plus it didn't give him any special advantages.)
01:43
@DavidWallace That's too easy.
@tchrist I think so.
You Americans have odd names for some things.
@DavidWallace @Cerberus That doesn't make any sense!
You people have odd things for names.
@Robusto He didn't get frustrated when "winning" was not the only and ultimate goal?
You’re a ʎuunɟ guy.
01:44
The soft pink sugary stuff that comes out of a big spinning tub. Is that what you call cotton candy?
@SpareOom Suuure it does.
Yes, that is cotton candy.
Good evening.
Please explain.
You don’t floss with it.
01:44
What's going on…?
@Cerberus No. The journey was the reward — sort of.
Hi @Mahnax
@Mahnax Hi!
Trying to teach sweets to the ferriners.
@Robusto That can be hard on kids, hehe.
01:44
@tchrist You don't know what I do in the privacy of my own home. Unless you've been talking to Nathan again.
"Islam vs. candy floss"?
Nathan?
@WillHunting Awaiting an answer, by the way.
I see.
Your son?
user19161
01:45
@SpareOom I believe in gods but not a Creator God. One god thought he created the world when he did not because he appeared in a realm with no other beings first. Another being appeared in that realm, was reborn on earth after he exhausted his lifespan and through meditation recalled his previous existence and propagated the theory of the Creator God (the being who appeared before him).
Nathan is a friend of mine.
Whom David once lived with.
@Cerberus It's all hard on kids. And on parents. Children rupture the membranes of their environment. It's the natural order.
Whoops, sorry Tom.
@Robusto True, true. But there are gradations.
Cotton candy never comes in white chocolate.
01:46
@WillHunting Did you express this here a while ago? It seems I may have read it in a transcript last week or so.
Mine too.
I absolutely hate when people don't play to win but disadvantage players out of spite, or for no real reason.
user19161
Hello @mahnax. I believe school has started for you.
He has that hotdog nature.
01:46
@WillHunting Quite.
@Robusto You spelled it wrong.
sighs, looks at backpack full of homework
@tchrist Does it come with any kind of chocolate? Ick!
@Cerberus Constructive downvoting.
It's C-E-R-B-E-R-U-S.
user19161
01:47
@SpareOom Yes, I did. I just added some detail just now.
I'm actually just waiting for my tea to cool down, then I'll be starting on that homework.
@Cerberus Like selling all your properties really cheap to your favourite person, when you're about to lose at monopoly.
@Mahnax Hey, you said you were happy with your books.
@Cerberus No, "it" is spelled i-t. QED
@Cerberus I am.
01:47
Do any of you ferriners have the kind of hot chocolate so thick it’s like not-quite-set pudding?
@Robusto s/Q/O/ftfy
user19161
@Mahnax My friend treated me to a huge sashimi lunch yesterday.
@DavidWallace Yeah! But even that is not as bad as going all-out against a player in Risk.
I used to have real trouble not writing Cerebrus.
@Mahnax Can we help you?
@WillHunting Yum! With wasabi?
01:48
which sounded far too cerebral.
user19161
@tchrist Chocolate is very uncommon here, the drink.
@Robusto Bleeeeeeh.
user19161
@Mahnax Yes, that too.
@WillHunting No chocolate con churros for you then.
@DavidWallace !
user19161
01:48
@DavidWallace I have trouble spelling it right now that I have seen your wrong.
Not cerebral, just wrong! Blasphemous!
@Cerberus You need to read faster. Your comments are stacking up like airliners over O'Hare Field.
@Cerberus Nah, it's all easy. Basic quadratics in maths, some things with various forms of energy in Physics, a lab report in Chemistry, a short commentary in English, and a webquest in Biology.
@DavidWallace I find it hard not writing Cerebellic.
user19161
@tchrist There is a drink here called Milo very similar to chocolate.
01:49
@WillHunting Probably because you're all lactose intolerant?
But you can make hot chocolate with water?
@WillHunting I quite enjoy wasabi.
@WillHunting How did you come to that belief?
Seriously. Like there are always a few commonly typed words that just always go wrong. How many times have I ended an email "Kind retards" and had to go back and change it?
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@Cerberus Probably because it seems too exotic for the Asian.
@Cerberus If you call that hot chocolate.
01:49
@Robusto What? Which field?
@Mahnax Hmmm OK.
@Cerberus O'Hare is an airport in Chicago.
@DavidWallace ...and how many times did you fail to correct it?
I don't know. That's what scares me.
01:50
@WillHunting Is chocolate really that exotic?
@WillHunting Yum!
@DavidWallace To "Unkind retards"?
@Mahnax How do you know this?
@Robusto That would be cold chocolate.
@Cerberus shrugs
01:51
Ha! Here yoohoo is glue.
I only know airports that I have landed on, or that I hear mentioned a lot.
@Robusto That stuff's great. It's like chocolate milk, except without the milk, or the chocolate.
@Cerberus O’Hare is one of, and sometimes is, the busiest airports in North America.
@Cerberus I thought everyone knew that.
@Shog9 Who needs 'em?
01:52
Here, yoohoo is a stereotypical gay greeting or call for attention.
@tchrist Never heard of it.
> God said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
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I know European airports, and perhaps JFK.
@Cerberus It sounds like Dame Edna to me.
@Mahnax Sixth prize is: you're fired.
That's probably not too far off.
01:53
@Robusto Well, that would suck.
Istanbul's airport is called Atatürk, of course.
user19161
@SpareOom I read Buddhist and Christian texts since very young. I call myself non-religious for official purposes. I was a Christian who used to attend a church regularly, then I lost my faith. I read the Brahmajala Sutta (para 38-44), see accesstoinsight.org/tipitaka/dn/dn.01.0.bodh.html, then I thought this theory explains atheism, Buddhism, Christianity, supernatural occurrences, world creation all at once, to cut the long story short.
I remember about 30 years ago, there was a huge outcry because there was a brand of flavoured milk called Zap, and a cleaning fluid called Zapp; and someone was worried that small children would get the two confused and drink the wrong one.
Hmm.
Or was the flavoured milk Zapp and the cleaning fluid Zap? I always got the two confused. This was 30 years ago, after all.
01:54
I don't know what to think.
user19161
@Robusto That looks like you I feel.
user19161
I don't know why I think so.
@Robusto Interesting.
@Mahnax OMG I think I'm the 1000th visitor to this website!!
Now I am to claim my prize!
01:56
@Cerberus You're fired too.
@Cerberus Make sure to download prize.exe!
@Robusto Whaaaat?
@Mahnax Yes!
It's called bacterium.exe in this case, but I'm sure that will be fine.
@Cerberus Don't forget to give it your address, full name, credit card numbers, etc.
Hold on.
I'm typing that stuff.
It says I need to log into my bank account to claim the prize.
Oh, well.
OK. Paste it all here, so we know you're giving it the right stuff. We wouldn't want you to disclose anything dangerous.
01:58
And I need to send my passport by mail, so that they can check it.
It's probably safe to give it to them.
@Mahnax Then I want a prize first.
@Cerberus Um, here's, um… an "S"! It's all yours, buddy!
Oh, the address is Bush-Bush 21, Lagos, Nigeria.
hands Cerberus a big shiny S
01:59
But...
I already have that.
Hi all
@Cerberus Isn't that where all of my Nigerian prince friends live? I lent a bunch of money to a few of them.

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