@Mitch Because the old lady teacher does not pronounce it clearly
> When Vladimir Ilyich Lenin was born, no one knew that he would be the leader of the communists, whom they remember today. He was a great man. Lenin went to school. Sometimes guys pestered him. It ended in a showdown in the schoolyard. Lenin did not like to fight, but he had to defend himself or defend his friends.
> In addition to school, Vladimir Ilyich went to work, since in those days money was needed to at least somehow feed himself. The counters in the store were almost empty. Bread and food was given on ration cards. And Vladimir Ilyich lived not like a rich citizen, but like all the people who surrounded him. He ran and handed out flyers. He stood in the street with a huge sheaf of newspapers, ran up to cars and sold these newspapers.
> I don’t know how Vladimir Ilyich became the leader. Probably he somehow showed himself in front of people. When he “ascended the throne,” he began to lead all people into the future of the communists. Vladimir Ilyich Lenin tried to make sure that there was more food on the shelves and that there was less unemployment. He succeeded, of course, but not for long. The crops in the villages did not always give a good harvest. Sometimes the harvest is simply ruined.
> Lenin was very fond of children. At parades, he took the child and carried him in his arms. People did not revive that their child was taken by the leader. When the Great October Revolution began, panic began in the country. Vladimir Ilyich could not restrain people. I had to calm them down by force. All guys over the age of sixteen were sent to war. Some people were afraid and hid.
> After a while they were found and sentenced to death. Because of the revolution, a hunger strike began in the country. Bread was practically not brought. There was no water anywhere. And if they did, they gave me a piece of bread and half a mug of water. Some of them could not even get to the car with food, because, seized by hunger, they lay on the floor and their minds (crossed out) died.
> It was hard for Vladimir Ilyich Lenin to look at everything that was happening. He could not give people more food just because the Germans were getting closer and closer to the villages.
> They burned crops, took food from old people and women by force. Then the Germans shot the people in the village and burned it. Lenin understood that the Germans were approaching Moscow. He sent more and more people to the war, while he himself sat in a guarded place and waited for news.
> The people in the country rebelled and began to smash the city. Lenin ordered the soldiers to calm the people down. The soldiers spared neither children nor women. When everything calmed down a little, Vladimir Ilyich wanted to know about the news in Moscow and the Moscow region. He drove out in his car with the guards. But he did not travel long. He was ambushed by the revolutionaries. It was then that Lenin was caught and put behind bars.
> Behind bars, Lenin read books by candlelight. In the margins, in the book, he wrote messages with milk. But the revolutionaries found out about his plans and took away the books. After several days, Soviet troops reached the place where Vladimir Ilyich Lenin was. They surrounded the revolutionaries and took them prisoner. Lenin was free. For the last time, Lenin sent all his troops to the German army.
> In this battle, the Soviet army finally defeated the enemy army. After this victory, perestroika began in the country. Now Lenin was not an enemy of the people, but a friend. They began to bring food, opened new factories, and new buildings began to appear.
This LOLed the teachers the most.
> One evening, as he usually does, Lenin wanted to get into his car and then drive home. As soon as Vladimir Ilyich opened the car door, a shot rang out. The bullet overtook Vladimir Ilyich Lenin and hit the carotid artery. Lenin died. At the place of the shot was only an old woman who could not see anything further than two meters. She was caught and shot.
> After Lenin's death, monuments dedicated to him were erected. Vladimir Ilyich Lenin himself was buried in Red Square in the Mausoleum, where he still lies. Lenin is carefully guarded. They are allowed to enter the Mausoleum to look at it. Now Lenin is almost entirely made up of prostheses.
> When light falls on him, it seems that he is glowing from within. I hope that in the future he will be buried as a person. After all, he is like a manikin there, and everyone is looking at him. He is also a human being, just like us. Let him be buried properly, not like a manikin. "