> McCormick Spices
Me: I’m calling to complain about your herb product, Rubbed Dalmatian Sage.
John: Okay.
Me: I object to the abuse of animals. Dalmatians are noble dogs, heroic canines who will enter burning buildings to save people. They should not be harvested for their spices.
John: No animals are involved in this product. Dalmatian is just a type of sage. It’s a place. It has nothing to do with dogs.
Me: It still sounds suspicious to me. Tell me, by what process does “rubbing” dogs produce a spice?