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06:10
Word of the day: pleural effusion
@CowperKettle I know that one! I know that one!
Here's a cooler phrase: Tension pneumothorax
Pleural emphysema
I enter all the medical terms I come across into Anki, and there is probably more than a thousand of them thus far
In Russian it's gaimorova pazukha (Highmore's sinus)
06:29
@CowperKettle Well, can you get a hold of Gray's anatomy or something?
Very tedious but there's an overall scheme to the whole thing
@M.A.R. Yes, I can. I'm not systematic enough for this. )))
The words I added to the Multitran dictionary in August 2020
Thus far, over 900 words added
Do you have a user-edited online dictionary in Iran?
It's very handy
Translators constantly fill in new expressions. Without it, I don't know how I would translate specialized texts.
I wish it were more thorough though. Some users add wrong translations, or fail to provide the context.
06:44
@CowperKettle Nope, not that I know of
I very rarely browse the Farsi web.
07:15
@CowperKettle Wonderful the cartoon is.
Do you translate English to Russian primarily? Or also Russian to Englisg?
English, thar is.
Darn, I must be tired.
07:40
*fired
zOMG there are other people in the world who also make typos!
07:52
@Xanne I used to translate 90% of texts Russian to English, but our company ditched us in January, and I'm now working as a translation editor, and now it's about 50/50
08:12
@CowperKettle which one do you find easier? English → Russian or Russian → English?
08:41
How do you do the laundry efficiently?
I think nurses are more burdensome than doctors.
If a person is sick and can't deal with food nor does the laundry, it's a nurse who will help her deal with food and do the laundry, not a doctor.
09:30
sleepiness incurs me headache
@M.A.R. Russian to English, because they do not check it as thoroughly, being happy that someone can translate text into English more or less well ))
> As of March 2020, the only states in America whose law bans fornication are Idaho and Mississippi, with North Carolina having a slightly more involved but still relevant law stating, “if any man and woman, not being married to each other, shall lewdly and lasciviously associate, bed and cohabit together, they shall be guilty of a Class 2 misdemeanor." (Wikipedia)
 
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11:27
@CowperKettle for me it's also to English than from English, but I dunno if I can explain why
Definitely one factor is Farsi internet is impoverished compared to English internet
I think compulsory health insurance is not justified.
Unless the government will pay premium for people having no income nor having much savings.
11:44
Two guys in a far-away settlement east of Lake Baikal made a joke by forming a sign with stones on the hill, saying "Putin is a thief". The sign was removed just hours later, and the guys have just been fined 700 000 and 800 000 rubles. The average monthly salary in the region is 40 thousand rubles. znak.com/2020-08-30/…
Putin is a thief is a common motto repeated during opposition rallies, because Putin is known for distributing billions to his close friends, who have been dubbed "Putin's Purses". There have been journalistic investigations into this, but no criminal cases were opened. A friend of Putin can steal from the budget as long as he remains a friend.
12:10
A friend neurologist on Facebook.
> Today a 6-year old boy came to me, called Yegor.
- Yegor, what is bothering you?
(Yegor, in a tragic voice):
- Once in my childhood I touched an electric socket and nearly died!
Are you happy?
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12:37
@CaptainBohemian Yes
 
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14:08
Someone said there can not be compulsory insurance. As I suggest, compulsory health insurance entails compulsory premium financer.
14:25
With Bohemian's cryptic "Are you happy?" messages, I sometimes feel I'm in a huge social experiment
15:21
Why is it a schwa in /ˈnɛkləs/ but a diphthong in /ˈʃuːleɪs/?
 
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16:28
@Robusto gotta love German.
Our choir management just sent everyone an official announcement saying that a fellow choir from Italy will be in town next week, giving a concert in this or that church, and that many of us will know them personally from our tours in Italy in the last two years, so it'd be really appreciated if as many of us as possible would attend the concert. Or literally, "be present" at it.
Except that the German word for "present", anwesend is misspelled to say abwesend, "absent".
And you know, like, in corona times, you really need a double take to decide whether they actually do mean "absent".
(And no, that's not what they mean. They do want us to show courtesy by attending, not watching TV at home.)
16:49
> Frederick arranged a tour of inspection of the prison in Berlin. The prisoners fell on their knees before him, all vigorously protesting their innocence. One man alone remained silent and aloof. Frederick called to him, “You there. Why are you here?”
“Armed robbery, Your Majesty.”
“And are you guilty?”
“Yes, indeed, Your Majesty. I entirely deserve my punishment.”
Frederick summoned the warden. “Guard, release this guilty wretch at once. I will not have him kept in this prison where he will corrupt all the fine innocent people who occupy it.”
17:36
Speaking of Germans, Hans Georg Maaßen has critiqued German society and applied it to America. He seems to be a prophet wiyhout honor in his own land, though. A Tyranny of Values: “It Is Somehow Totalitarian”: Interview with Hans-Georg Maaßen
By Telos Press · Wednesday, August 26, 2020
18:26
yesterday, by BLACK LIVES MATTER
Nah, it's not that important @tchrist
Thanks for your concern, pal :-)
@CowperKettle ha, is that legit?
19:13
Turkey openly threatening to "tear apart" Greek islands close to its coast. Crazy.
19:27
What's the coV count in turkey @Færd?
Dunno
yeah, a lot of countries are hiding their numbers
I wouldn't be surprised if Turkey did that.
we'll find out more once their hospitals start overflowing
Florida is hiding its cases
No, Turkey wouldn't be surprising
19:41
yup, Florida and many others...
@M.A.R. We're not?
@Mitch I mean, the ferries made it. It should be over.
@M.A.R. Wha??
The experiment is seeing if we could make it across by swimming and you're comparing us with ferries?
@Færd Why is it /mai 'nu:t/ for small and /'mi nit/ for 60 seconds?
@Xanne There's undeniably truth in what he's saying. A lawyer would know when these moral policings are overdone/underdone, and they definitely are. But they're still not immune to personal beliefs, evidently
@Mitch minits are mainoot.
19:57
@Mitch who is in the control group?
more importantly, what are we controlling for!
@BLACKLIVESMATTER I don't think it is a null vs alternative hypothesis experiment. So there's no need for a control group?
ok, makes sense
There's 'yes', 'no', 'those who don't answer', 'those who answered but the message isn't getting through', those who answered but we're not listening'
and those goddam liars.
@BLACKLIVESMATTER I think a control is for when you make an intervention.
like if you give some one a drug, or do head transplant surgery.
then the control group is those who didn't get the drug, or those who got body transplant surgery instead.
I think
@rob would know
More skyfire this morning. ^
red sky at night, sailor's delight
red sky in morning, holy crap the world is on fire
20:03
@Mitch Not red, not at night.
you don't appreciate true pottery
Pottery is a poor substitute for poetry.
It keeps food better
and poetry is a poor substitute for ?
@Mitch It's better for those watching their weight, though.
20:06
meteorologically of course, that's all bs. if the sky is red in the morning then the clouds are mostly in the east and as the weather (in the temperate zones goes mostly west to east, those clouds are going away, so it'll be a nice sunny day.
I watch my wieght go up and down
@BLACKLIVESMATTER cold hard cash
No cash during coV
@Mitch Hey, you're the one who touted the sailor's warning, not me. I merely pointed to the sky.
@BLACKLIVESMATTER nobody takes poetry as payment yet.
I'm just being honest...
said the murderer standing over the body with a bloody knife.
20:09
@Mitch That is never all you're being.
in the future maybe.
Now you're calling me a murderer?
Did I wander into the wrong room by mistake?
I'm calling you a murderer.
Hey close that door!
If wishes were horses ...
Chiggers can't be boozers
20:12
...you could make them drink.
Well-played.
20:50
The following are international rankings for Iran: § == Agriculture == == Communication and information technology == == Demographics == == Economy == == Education == == Energy == == Environment and ecology == == General == == Globalization == == Health == == History and culture == == Industry and mining == == Military and defense == == Politics == == Religion == == Science and technology == == Society == == Transport == == Notes == §.^ The surveys producing these world rankings have been done in different times and might not be current. Please refer to...
Internet speed checks out. Lots of surprising stats there too.
Who needs social media when you can munch on Wikipedia
@M.A.R. Does Iran win at anything?
@Mitch Opiate consumption
Natural background radiation
@M.A.R. Yay!
I can tell you something that the US wins at.
Gas reserves
@Mitch Number of anti-vaxxers
@M.A.R. Ya know... there are a lot of those in France and Germany too.
But pure number and probably percentage, yeah it seems like we'd win.
20:52
Look at suicide rate and AIDS prevalence rate though.
The number I was gonna say was...
winning.
we're winning at winning.
wait...
that's an old stat.
the current stat is...
checking the stat
yesterday, by CowperKettle
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@M.A.R. I think we're #1 in Flat Earthers as well.
we're the worst at being the best.
for all the best countries in the world, we're the worst of them.
I wonder if there are any countries that would like to buy our stupid people.
We can let them go cheap.
20:54
They're cheap?
Cheap. A deal at half the price.
haha jinx
Rank 2 in least expensive diesel
we hav the best stupid people.
And rank 8 in cheap gasoline
20:54
the most educated idiots.
@Mitch God bless them
@Mitch We have the most, not the best.
The US has always opted for quantity over quality.
@Robusto we have the most people who can't tell the difference between best and most
We also consume 10 times more energy per capita than Japan also checks out
We rank 1st in Reserve/Production for oil
pistchios
20:56
Wait, Iran is the oldest country in the world?
@M.A.R. What about China?
There were these guys besides the Mediterranean
next to the mediterranean?
like lebanon?
@Robusto CHAINA. Hmm, I don't know much Chinese history.
Or any other history, for that matter. Some Greek and Roman history when we were bullying them or being bullied
it's whoever's books lasted long enough.
20:58
@Mitch The . . . uh, I have no idea how to Romanize it. Allegedly the first people that wrote things.
The sumerians I think were considered the oldest (and the egyptians probably borrowed from them)
And that arsehole Alexander that burnt two centuries of heritage and they hail him as a hero.
Conqueror maybe. Not a hero. And definitely not a governor.
The sumerians, the chinese, and the Mayans were the only independent originators of writing.... that have lasted long enough for people to see,
A smart friend of mine in high school showed up with a black eye one day. When asked what happened, he said the school bully had punched him. "Why did he punch you?" I asked. "Because I objected to him kicking me," he replied. That's my impression of the Iran/US relationship.
@Mitch These people that I can't spell predated the Sumerians, I think
21:00
About 50,000 BC some dudes in the middle of Africa founded a civilization powered by unobtanium.
bloop bleep bloop
@Mitch Nah, their leader just passed away
holy shit, just got a message from them...gotta run.
@Mitch Never get high and start poring through historical atlases.
I mean, Wakanda forever
@Robusto too late
@M.A.R. sigh
@M.A.R. mesopotamians?
21:02
@Robusto I'm reminded of those Dan Brownish movies where you have to shine UV light or something to reveal a code in a historical artifact
@Mitch Hippopotamians?
@Mitch Is that what they call 'em
@Robusto That's what I'm calling them from now on.
@M.A.R. That's like every Dan Brownish movie ever.
@Mitch That's a mess o' potamia.
@M.A.R. well, it's the same place as Sumer, so it's not really a different suggestion.
21:02
Well I remember only one had Nicholas Cage
Sumer time and the livin' ain't easy.
@Mitch But they call 'em differently
@Robusto Dude you're on a roll
@M.A.R. Akkadians are later.
of course your names for all these guyus will be totally different
> Highest number of national capital relocations; Iran has had 31 former capitals before Tehran[87]
#Winning
@Mitch Like cream cheese?
21:04
SUmerians invented cuneiform, and the phoenicians modified it for ink which is where all the hebrew/arabic/cyrillic greek.//roman stuff comes from, oh yeah also devanagari and all the south asian scripts.
Below is a list of sovereign states with the dates of their formation (date of their independence or of their constitution), sorted by continent. This list includes the 195 states which are currently full member states or observer states of the United Nations. This does not include extinct states, but does include several states with limited recognition. For proposed states or various indigenous nations which consider themselves still under occupation, see list of active autonomist and secessionist movements. Micronations are not included in this list. Nation-building is a long evolutionary process...
Hmm, that ranking page links this but this doesn't seem to support that information
it -is- wikipedia afterall
Most of current-day Iran used to be a subordinate state to Assyrians and people before them before asserting independence
The period before the . . . Arach-something empire . . . هخامنشیان
The one with Cyrus and Darius
They're both multiple times cooler than Alexander. Fite me
One expanded the empire to half a continent in 30 years or less, and the other came up with a reliable system of government to keep the engines going for 200 years.
21:11
You know what makes me really upset?
Alexander?
@M.A.R. I thought that was Persia.
The Achaemenid Empire (; Old Persian: 𐎧𐏁𐏂, romanized: Xšāça, lit. 'The Empire'), also called the First Persian Empire, was an ancient Iranian empire based in Western Asia founded by Cyrus the Great. Ranging at its greatest extent from the Balkans and Eastern Europe proper in the west to the Indus Valley in the east, it was larger than any previous empire in history, spanning 5.5 million square kilometers (2.1 million square miles). It is notable for its successful model of a centralised, bureaucratic administration (through satraps under the King of Kings), for its multicultural policy, ...
is that it?
Yeah
We just call them Persians.
21:13
@M.A.R. That was Genghis Khan
Well to be fair I just call them Anglos
also Alexander
also probably Cyrus
Some people called them Medes.
But one man's Mede is another man's Persian, so ...
Some people call me Maurice.
@Mitch Well, Cyrus expanded the empire to include the entire Middle East plus some Europe and some Egypt
@Mitch just a slip of the tongue
21:14
who expanded east to central asia and the indus?
And wasted half an army and died a drunk at the age of 33 after whom the empire immediately disintegrated into three parts?
You must mean Alexander
Yeah. That dude rocked.
Hmm, disintegrate is not the word
He knew how to party, too.
yeah...that was taking advantage totally of what came before.
the greek hype machine
21:16
See, other civilizations never had access to hype machines. That was their undoing.
Americans have the best hype machine.
the most bestest
The empire fell because it was at a period of sloth and luxury. Lots of incest, lots of riches, no one was building anything or aspiring to anything anymore.
looks over shoulder
but it's so... comfortable here.
IIRC Persia had kept the Greek . . . cities? communities? at war with eachother with the power of gold for 150 years
@M.A.R. But all you ever hear about is the 300 Spartans.
> Tell them in Lakedaemon, passer-by, that here, obedient to their will, we lie.
Sparta had a hype machine like no other.
21:20
Ardeshir "Tywin Lannister", the first of his name, I think the fifth Persian emperor, saw that divide was a much cheaper option than having to mobilize an army and drag them to other side of the world because of a bunch of self-pitying peasants. So he didn't. Greece was generally poor, so the expectations weren't high.
Cities were essentially paid to fight each other
@Robusto Well the tune was broken, nobody but them showed up
Well, Cyrus paid Greeks to fight as well. Read Xenophon's Anabasis sometime.
Greeks liked money and they liked to fight.
IIRC by the time of Xerxes I the army had already started its decline, and he was an idiot too, but regardless of all of that, there were bad news from the East, so he just turned around the massive army and decided not to pursue the matter any further
Of course, their heroism was raised to legend by Herodotus
There are some sources that claim the 300 (and it's probably more than that, the immigrants didn't count or something) slayed 12000 Persians
By the time of Alexander, the army of the richest and scariest empire around was so unused to the taste of the battle that Alexander faced more difficult battles from locals than the Persian army
@M.A.R. And Darius III reportedly fled the battle of Issus.
Not an inspiring leader.
He fled twice
> Look on my works, ye might, and despair.
21:28
And he sucked at everything strategic. He filled a narrow valley with 120000 golden troops, the army simply couldn't move. Every Persian soldier had enough gold for a Greek man to live happily all his life
You'd think he should have had some generals who could have schooled him.
I don't recall any general's name, but I wouldn't be surprised if those positions were filled with inept lickspittles from strong families. This is an army that hadn't had a serious battle in 200 years.

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