> Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies. The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him: “You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can have him buried here in the Holy Land for just $100”
The diplomats go into a corner to discuss the choices for a few minutes. They return with their answer to the undertaker and tell him they want President Trump to be shipped home.The puzzled undertaker asks, “why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to have him buried here an…