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13:00
that's so wasteful. cheese..
and crackers is the way to go.
It was David Tua, the boxer. When it was his turn, he asked for "an O for awesome". The host told him that he could only play a consonant unless he wished to buy a vowel. On his next turn, he said he wanted to buy a vowel. When the host asked him which vowel, he said "P".
Is that a bad thing to say?
@Mitch peanut butter.
@DavidWallace LOL
that seems like a weird way to get them to pop themselves into your mouth.
13:01
@DavidWallace A few too many blows to the head.
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So chrome does not have it in its settings where I can specify how much to store in its cache. That might have something to do with the chat not loading.
@Mitch Are you kidding, or you just don't like peanut butter?
@DavidWallace hilarious.
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Usually I set Firefox to store nothing in its cache.
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A: Why have questions been removed from my account?

simchonaTwo of your questions, http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/71686/difference-in-english and http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/71137/difference-in-starting-pronunciations-of-station-and-sun were deleted after having been closed. The first case was a question which was very broad, an...

I knew someone was going to ask eventually
13:03
@KitFox As a true blooded american, I grew up with peanut butter.
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@simchona Oh I cast many delete votes recently, but I only follow others' lead in this.
> Deletion is a standard process which happens to questions which have been closed
We don't very frequently delete closed questions, though.
@KitFox Should I change that?
Unless they are very poor.
Good night everyone.
13:03
not with that nasty vegemite or marmite or mint jelly or aspic
yuck
Changed it to mention voting process
@KitFox we don't?
@simchona Well, you could put it more nicely than I just did, but otherwise he might be confused.
@DavidWallace night
CU @DavidWallace
13:04
@KitFox I won't mention quality. Just voting process
@Mitch I don't think so. Lots of them we leave up.
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@KitFox I don't think it is standard.
@simchona That sounds more accurate. Thanks.
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For one, we should not delete duplicates if they are signposts that help in the search.
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Q: Is it "template" male or female?

daviooohI have a doubt: I'm writing some technical documentation in Italian and I'm wondering what's the gender of "template"...

Please vote to delete. It's about Italian.
13:06
@JasperLoy I mentioned dupes in the answer
you, sir, are not a serious enthusiast.
anyway, it is annoying for the user not to see the questions of his that are deleted.
@Mitch Voted
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@Mitch He should ask on ILU.
I think users should be able to see their deleted questions
13:06
@MattЭллен Yes, not serious enough.
@simchona that I agree with.
@Mitch Voted.
I'm not allowed to vote to delete until two days after the question is posted
Wait, I cannot vote to delete.
Silly system.
@simchona You can, if you have a link for it.
One person recently asked a question, it was downvoted quickly and deleted within 4 hours, not enough time for him to come back and edit.
13:08
I'm pretty sure anyway.
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@MattЭллен You will have stronger deletion votes when you hit 20k.
What was that?
wrong window'd @kit
Oops.
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@Mitch I remember that case.
13:08
hm...yeah I don't have a delete button. anyway, if anything should be deleted it should be something like that.
(but the OP should be able to see it)
@KitFox I don't normally get to enter when I'm typing in the wrong window. I get frustrated that my text isn't appearing, then wait for the the hamster wheel to catch up
Oh, speaking of, I had a compilation error the other day. My code couldn't identify the variable @Matt.
For short, rote things, I often hit enter before I look up.
I watch my fingers when I type.
Most of the time.
I think I need a snack. What should I have?
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@KitFox I don't watch whether I'm watching or not, so I don't know.
13:11
because of the editing capability here, in other messaging systems I post too early and can't fix my cupertinos.
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@KitFox Have a Kit Kat.
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@Mitch Use cappucinos intead then.
@JasperLoy Good idea.
I'll see if there are any.
@KitFox salty lady fingers?
@Mitch What about your peccadillos?
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13:12
Just stay away from armadillos.
Did I tell you that?
I'm always warning people away from armadillos.
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Once a cat jumped at me.
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Another time a dog ran after me.
@KitFox which is to say I like peanut butter just fine, and I expect (and have heard) that mice like peanut butter the world over. But that it would be a strange trick to put peanut butter on your tongue to encourage them to walk into your mouth.
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Once a cockroach flew onto my nose.
13:14
@KitFox no rectangles there.
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Another time a bee flew into my mouth.
I'm infected.
@JasperLoy and? how was it?
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@Mitch Peanut butter is too thick and sweet for me.
@Gigili infected with what? are you a zombie?
13:15
@Gigili you -are- awesome like that.
I want to put dollar signs when I see a number.
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@Mitch It was a little sweet, probably from the honey.
Not sure what the virus is called.
@Gigili like for example?
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@Mitch Your -XXX- is awesome.
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13:16
@Gigili The LaTeX virus.
@JasperLoy his porn?
awesome.
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@Mitch Also, your rolling up sleeves.
@Mitch Would it? Oh.
@MrShinyandNew安宇 His porn what? Tell me.
13:18
His porn is awesome.
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@Gigili Whoosh!
Awesome like Gigili.
swoosh like Tarzan
@Gigili what about a telephone number?
cheesy 70s funk
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13:18
Who do I whoosh? Everyone of course. Is that even a question?
@KitFox I've never seen two things as incomparable as that.
@Gigili or a year?
@Mitch Number, as in everything which looks like 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13 ...
14
@Gigili It is true, you leave awesome far behind you, but it is the only word I have that begins to describe how amazing you are.
16
15
13:20
stick with 16. it's better
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@KitFox No flirting in this chat.
you're better off skipping 15
Haha. You sound like my youngest "1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 8, 11, 8, 9, 3!"
Yes, that's a strange infection.
I'm almost beginning to believe that it's viral though.
sticks with 16
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13:22
It is certainly the LaTeX virus like I said.
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Sometimes you don't need the $ but you are not sure when so you just use it all the time.
It does sound like the LaTeX virus...
@KitFox it's funny how anybody ever learns the right way. It's just like a song, one word after the other.
@KitFox I hesitate to ask..what's the LaTeX virus?
@Gigili do you find yourself enclosing words in curly braces?
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And hey, there's a whole question there on the pros and cons of using $ vs ( and $$ vs [.
13:23
about 3 pounds?
@KitFox Eh yes, sometimes.
Will I die?
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@Gigili Yes, but not so soon.
everyone who chats at EL&U will die
unless you're one of the people who will live forever
@Gigili Not from this.
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@MattЭллен QED Matt, QED.
13:25
@MattЭллен Now it's all your fault.
scientists suggest someone who will live forever has already been born
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@MattЭллен Where?
@JasperLoy That was so Reg-ish.
Sorry, I've been distracted watching funny clips of gameshows where people gave incredibly dumb answers
scientists also suggest that I am the hottest lover who has ever lived.
13:25
@JasperLoy on Earth
@KitFox so I've heard
@MrShinyandNew安宇 You're forgiven.
@KitFox Hey! I'm a scientist and I don't make that claim. Insufficient data.
@MattЭллен at the same place?
I was hoping to find the clip David mentioned about O for awesome.
@MrShinyandNew安宇 you've not read all the interesting factoids?
13:27
Besides, just because I am promiscuous doesn't mean I am any good at it.
@Mitch yes for certain values of yes
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Q: Single word for "time spent"

MitjaIs there a single word for an amount of time spent on a task for example? More specific than duration?

@MattЭллен Well, that's true. I have read those. But I think a double-blinded experiment is needed.
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NR
Stupid scientists.
13:27
Aug 2 '11 at 18:19, by Kit
@JSBangs I am not promiscuous.
proof by contradiction
Damn it.
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@MrShinyandNew安宇 And I am still a virgin.
there for you are good at it
@MattЭллен er, QED I guess, eh?
13:28
OK, well, I was promiscuous.
@JasperLoy why doesn't that surprise me
@MrShinyandNew安宇 He's mentioned it a few times before.
Now I'm not. It's just me and my husband and an occasional side dish.
Strictly vegetarian.
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@KitFox Very deep.
Innit tho?
@KitFox: meh. I think at some age people should be free to do as they like without society tut tuting
13:30
@JourneymanGeek tut tut tut
I never really cared about society tut tutting.
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@JourneymanGeek What is tut tut?
I'm sure that comes as a shock.
feigns shock
in Mathematics, 3 mins ago, by robjohn
@MattЭллен My son sent me this: English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
@JasperLoy: Onomatopoeia ;p
13:32
@MattЭллен Hahaha!
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@MattЭллен Let me join that room now.
Baby ambush!
13:33
Well, kid ambush!
@KitFox that explains the missing numbers.
Batboy!
hmm, double meaning
i approve ;p
@MattЭллен shocking...if I haven't misunderstood, how old is your son?
13:35
We gave this pic to my husband for Father's Day. I also have one on my desk.
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@KitFox Their hairs are of different colours.
Indeed.
So are their eyes.
@Mitch you have indeed misunderstood. It's robjohn's son
Well, the pairs are the same.
But they are different between them.
@KitFox also, it's obviously a setup picture because the shirts are clean. no self respecting child of that age would allow themselves to be changed into clean clothes. Where were they during the Kennedy assassination?
13:37
@KitFox they're adorable
@MattЭллен Oh. hm...reading comprehension.I'll have to work on that.
Thank you. I made them myself.
@KitFox You should go into business
Well, I had a little help.
I do seem to be quite good at bearing children.
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13:38
@KitFox I am guessing the younger one resembles you more and the older one the father.
It's a shame we won't have any more.
@JasperLoy Why is that?
@JasperLoy I would have guessed the opposite
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Why is that?
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Q: How to pronounce Schedule

USS IowaHow is the word schedule pronounced in British English? My dictionary (which has pronunciation function) shows that it sounds like "shed duel" in British English, and "s-get jewel" in American English. They sound so different. Could it be a mistake?

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13:39
@JasperLoy Was just about to post that
@KitFox Because babies tend to look more like the father when they are younger. Evolutionarily this helps the father recognize his own offspring to care for.
"The dictionary lied. It's really shed-jewel and blarglesnarf "
@simchona blarglesnarf is fine, but I think you should use sked-jewel.
"Brits favor the hs over the cs. It's like how they pronounce 'school' as 'shool' while Americans properly say 'skool'."
13:42
Germanic influence, you see.
We did have to rescue them, after all.
the Germanics?
Yes. Them.
Teutons.
Tauntauns?
Damn it. My sense of history is being drowned out by this lovely smelling sandalwood potpourri.
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How do you people pronounce "often", with or without t?
13:44
It's just I'm sure that I have some reason to feel superior to Brits.
@JasperLoy depends on how I'm saying it
Depends on how often I say it.
No, it depends on how often I want to feel pretentious.
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I usually omit the t. Most people here do too.
I guess most people here do too
Shit. I just spit coffee all over my desk.
That's annoying and funny at the same time.
13:49
oh noes!
you should consider yourself lucky. I'd have to get someone else to spill coffee on my desk
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some of these game-show answers are pretty awful
"Gentlemen: what is your favourite pasta?" "Um, flat on my stomach, looking at the TV screen-" "uh, no no no"
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@KitFox How did that happen?
I coughed while drinking.
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Sometimes one chokes on saliva, resulting in the worst kind of coughing.
How did you do that?
I usually drink while coughing.
13:54
{@Gigili}
@KitFox Ugh, that happened to me once. I spent two hours painstakingly cleaning my computer keyboard, then sat down at the computer to enjoy a cup of tea while surfing the web, choked on the tea and spit tea (with sugar, I might add) all over the keyboard, wall, screen, etc. I was a smidge annoyed.
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Yipes.
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I have choked on salive several times, I am awful like that.
I once put glue on my keyboard. Guess what happened.
You got a promotion?
You were heralded as the saviour of your company and given a raise?
You became a robot?
13:58
Very close.
A chicken pecked at your ankle?
I picked it up and put it elsewhere.
good thinking
Yeye.
I am awesome like that.
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14:03
There seem to be a sudden influx of questions this week.
@JasperLoy I was thinking something similar
Must be because Reg is out of town.
a lot of too
@KitFox maybe so. He occasionally mentions that there is a whole lot we don't see because he kills it on sight
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@MattЭллен Indeed. Fools seldom differ!
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@KitFox He is just in another town, duh.
14:05
What the—? Didn't we kill the tag?
Oh, I'm thinking of .
Apparently is a frequented tag of mine now.
Me too!
I find that most annoying
@MrShinyandNew安宇 really? that sounds like ... speculation.
it's probably because I go to questions tagged grammar and remove the tag
fidgets I want to write more.
But I have to wait.
My boss will be here any minute for a meeting.
patience, dear one
14:10
No!
:"Balsamine" redirects here. For the French Revolutionary Calendar date, see September 27 Impatiens () is a genus of about 850–1,000 species of flowering plants, widely distributed throughout the Northern Hemisphere and tropics. Together with the puzzling Hydrocera triflora, this genus makes up the family Balsaminaceae. Such a situation is highly unusual, and phylogenetic studies might reveal that Impatiens needs to be split up; some of its species might be closer to Hydrocera than to their presumed congeners. Common names include impatiens, jewelweeds, and, somewhat ambiguously, "...
> I one upped it.
Huh?
Did better.
Ah yes.
"I was bragging about winning the national spelling bee when he one upped me by remarking that he had won the Pulitzer Prize."
14:12
@Gigili c.f. oneupmanship
I thought "cf" meant "see for contrast"?
Approximately.
I use it for "compare with"
You though? Really?
but that's just what I was taught at school, a long time ago. It could be a misapprehension
It's said in the context of upvotes, as in I +1'ed you.
14:14
@KitFox maybe that's 'viz.'
@Gigili i thougth that's pronounced 'I plus-oned you'
@Mitch Me too.
We were wrong.
@MattЭллен Oh, I bet that's why I was thinking contrast. They are similar enough that I would confuse it.
@Gigili fools seldom suffer
It's a saying of @JasperLoy's
@KitFox indeed
cuz he;s awesome like that.
14:16
@Mitch Yes, how is it relevant to what I said?
@Mitch have you not heard the saying "great minds think alike and fools seldom differ"?
Damn it, that's twice.
@Gigili you were asking about 'one-upped' and then you said "as in I +1'ed you", and I thought that was weird because +1'd is not normally pronounced 'one-upped' but rather 'plus-oned', but if it were, that would be funny because there would be two different meanings for 'one-upped'
@MattЭллен just the first part...never the second.
until @JasperLoy started using it here.
@KitFox what chatroom was that supposed to go to?
14:20
It's supposed to go out to the remote server.
Righthand monitor.
oh
@Mitch That's why I was asking what it means. Someone commented somewhere (something, somehow) that "I one upped you", I was wondering if it makes sense at all in that context.
@Gigili I'd say no. You wouldn't say 'one-upped' for voted up. 'one-upped means what KitFox said, to do something better than the other person and tell them about it.
I always begin "integer" as "inter..." Makes me feel like I have a weird accent.
@MattЭллен Meticulous research ( a superficial google search) shows that "Great Minds think alike" alone was borrowed from the French (Voltaire) but didn't come over with the fool thing. I can't tell when the (much cleverer addition re fools was added.
14:29
The act that is known as plus oneing
Is markedly different to one upping
You plus one when you're pleased
If you're one upped you'll feel cheesed
Unless someone one ups your plus oneing
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@Mitch Hm, a web search suggests that it is not the case, but there was a study in 1995 that suggested it was, however later studies seem to refute it. link
I will now delete that thought from my head, as it is false.
@Mitch I see. I've only known them together.
@MattЭллен and the next clever thing to say is "Dieu l’a permis; cela doit suffire" = "God allowed it; that must suffice" (but I read it as "...so we must suffer")
Great minds think alike but the best think for themselves.
bbl
14:33
@MrShinyandNew安宇 It's one of those evopsych things that sounds so plausible ('of course, how else would the dad know, and he must know') but sounds too good to be true (confirmation bias)
@MrShinyandNew安宇 ah... scientific american to the rescue
@Mitch Well, there was that '95 study that "confirmed" it :)
14:53
Is he talking about Leia?
@MattЭллен We can't really be sure, the movie's PG, but there aren't many female characters
Wait a minute. In the context of evolution, how did the father know what he himself looked like, so as to be able to judge to a fine turn how much a boy baby looked like him?
good point!
Sounds like bushwah to me.
15:11
@Robusto you look deeply into each others' eyes to see your own reflection.
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@Robusto They used swords for mirrors.
Haven't you ever looked at a relative's ear and though' gosh, that looks just like my ear'? (when it is totally impossible to have ever know what your own ear looks like, unless you're Angelina Jolie)
whose ears look nothing like her kids'.
@JasperLoy exactly, the last one they'll ever use.
@Mitch I know perfectly well what my ears look like. I have them arranged in a trophy cabinet.
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with the mice you've caught with peanut butter on your tongue?
yes, and the bees I've tethered with string
15:15
@MattЭллен for what nefarious purpose?
flying?
@Mitch a perpetual motion machine. bees don't die unless they sting someone.
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The bible has several instances of "went into her". Does it mean sex or something else?
@MattЭллен Hold on, checking with scientific american...
@JasperLoy No not at all. No bees were involved.
they elide 'tent'
'went into her tent'
(or whatever they lived in back then).
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@Mitch That is a weird omission.
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I wonder what would happen if I say "I would like to go into you" today.
15:18
@JasperLoy ommission by translation. The original Hebrew is more explicit (about tents). And the KJV translators thought the word tent meant...something else. so they didn't write it.
@JasperLoy Not in church. Tent is metaphorical for Church, and as you well know Christ and the Church are a metaphor for marriage, so it's kinda weird. No one would appreciate the metaphor.
Another weird thing from Genesis was how when strangers in the Palestine area would meet (4 thousand years ago) they would, well Genesis says they 'took hold of the other's thigh' or 'under the thigh' or 'in the hollow of the thigh'. Just like song lyrics...if it doesn't seem to make sense, it's probably all about sex.
you mean you don't greet people like that?
@Robusto Presumably he could infer it somewhat from looking at his own male relatives and from seeing his reflection in water, or on the under-side of ancient astronaut's UFOs.
or in his shiny metal asp
Off topic:
15:40
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Well, why not just open the door to all kinds of speculation?
@Robusto Well, that isn't the point. The point is that there was actual evidence that this happened. That evidence has been refuted, and I've moved on. Why are we still discussing it, again?
@MrShinyandNew安宇 I must have missed the middle part.
Hi.
Hi.
Evolutionarily speaking, children look like their fathers because they share half of their genes.
Scientists are stupid.
It's not an evolutionary "adaptation" for Christ's sake.
looks judgmental
15:56
In my informal sampling, I see that girls commonly look like their mother's side and boys their father's. There are exceptions.
I should think we would more readily identify similar traits in the same gender.
Hang on, I'm having a little difficulty getting up on my high horse.
drags over stepladder
@Robusto ah, ok
@KitFox yes, but the claim was specifically about babies as opposed to children/people in general.
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Age doesn't change their genetic makeup.

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