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01:40
@RegDwigнt Well, we're waiting for something GOOD AND CATCHY from you. When may we expect it?
@Cerberus I find that offensive.
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Quare?
> The style of attack to which it gives rise is known as the wishbone offense.
QED
And it is like a hammer or something?
Beats me. (haha)
Not a sports fan?
01:43
Only to a certain point. I certainly don't learn all the football formations.
I watch "e-sports" sometimes, which is odd, because I find regular sports utterly boring to watch.
Currently studying the matches Google's Deep Mind played against Starcraft II professional players (and won).
They have made much progress on artificial intelligence.
@Cerberus Yeah. The singularity is near.
What's even more interesting is how Deep Mind defeats the strongest chess software in the world, quite handily.
It taught itself how to play in four hours of machine time, has no opening book and no endgame hashtables, it just ... thinks.
BTW, he misstates the strength of Stockfish: he means 3200, not 2200. 3200 is higher than the highest human has ever achieved by about 300 points.
02:21
I suppose chess is relatively easy, because the number of possibilities is manageable: the computer can try them all up to a point in the far future, right?
It has complete information.
Starcraft is very different.
@Cerberus Incorrect.
The number of possible positions in chess is 10 ^ 120+
That's more than the number of electrons in the universe.
It has complete information as to the state of the game.
Also true for Starcraft.
If it didn't, it couldn't play at all.
No, in Starcraft, there are many aspects to the state of the game that one cannot see.
You mean Fog of War type stuff?
02:35
Anyway, I believe chess to be orders of magnitude harder to play than Starcraft.
I mean, especially to beat humans. The Starcraft AI, which is nothing approaching Deep Mind, can beat most human players.
@Cerberus Basically, but it is somewhat more complicated than that. It procedurally generates a thought process, and might not play the same way every time. I think this functions similarly in principle:
02:54
@Robusto Yes, so the number and type of units and buildings the other player has, their positions, the number of resources, upgrades and technologies, cloaked units, etc.
@Cerberus Which is also true for human players playing each other.
@Robusto Well, it took Deep Mind a lot longer to defeat a Starcraft pro, they have said so themselves; and even now they only manage to do so because of superior clicking speed and accuracy, and screen-moving speed, minimap watching, and a few other factors that are not yet level.
@Robusto Yes. It makes the game fundamentally different from chess.
@Cerberus That's because twitch gaming does not involve as much thought.
Indeed.
In fact, thought is not as important as speed.
02:57
In micro-managing units, speed is indeed paramount. And no human could win in that regard.
I used to be able to beat my son at the original Starcraft when he was like 10 years old. Then he was suddenly able to crush me absolutely because he could move and react waaaaaay faster than I could, and implement a strategy in real time without thinking much about it.
Kind of like walking: if you have to think about picking up each foot and putting it down, you are not going to walk very well.
Even so, Deep Mind did discover a fundamental bit of strategy that can be called intelligent and which human professionals had not discovered.
That's cute.
So it is indeed.
I've only played the original Starcraft myself.
Same with playing an instrument. The skills all reside in the ganglia, and you just implement them as needed.
But I have a new computer now, and Starcarft II is now free, so I should probably play it!
I've played it. It's ... fun, but I prefer to play it doing teamwork with a friend.
03:01
Two against two?
Yes.
I would start by playing the campaign. That should be fun.
I play Protoss and she plays Terran. My strategy is to build quickly until I can start cranking out void rays. She handles the quick assaults and defense until I have enough of an armada assembled to take out anything.
I've watched some 2v2 matches, but they looked very confusing!
@Cerberus Yeah, but it's only fun once. Or twice, maybe.
03:02
How very Protoss of you.
Yup.
Yes. But I may have lost interest before that point anyway.
True.
And the last time I have played a competitive game was...Tyrant?
Before that, only Kongai.
Never any big game.
I really don't play that much anymore.
I realized that I'm waaay down in the mix when it comes to twitch games.
I prefer strategy games, and I don't like to be rushed.
To give you an example, my son likes to play bullet chess (1:00/1:00, 2-second bonus per move). I have a hard time even playing blitz (5:00/5:00, no bonus usually).
I can't even think about a move inside of ten seconds most of the time. So I get like 6 or 7 moves in and my flag falls.
03:08
Yeah I don't like Twitch games very much either, never have.
It's interesting to watch him play, though. His focus widens so that he's taking in many things at once, but shallowly. He has programmed himself (or been programmed, much like @Tonepoet's video) to react to stimuli and to make very quick responses. When he is defeated he tries new responses until he achieves success, then incorporates those into his repertoire.
03:29
I can imagine.
 
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09:32
@Robusto sorry, but the deadline was April 12, 2012, so I've not been allowed to post anything GOOD AND CATCHY ever since.
You need to open your own MuseScore group. With blackjack and hookers. Then I still won't post anything GOOD AND CATCHY, but at least there'll be hookers.
@tchrist yeah I was wondering which verb to use but, uh, spot, really? Nah that can't be right. That makes it sound like they go out into the world and seek out and discover new content to be included on Facebook. When in reality they are doing the exact polar opposite.
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body, potentially bad keyword in body (196): Suggest a company that deals in muscle car restomod? by muscle car on english.SE
Really the word is review, of course. Or look through. But those are boring. Anyone can use those.
Screen, inspect. Those all sound horrible.
But spot just sounds wrong. Like drive or eat.
09:49
@KannE Yeap. Funny how sounds construct meanings.
While those companies want to capitalize on the idea, we can de-capitalize the word and use skwooshi however we want. And if enough people find it rolls off their tongues easy, then viola, it's a word in their language.
@Cerberus It keeps the shape; not elastic.
But I feel a pressure on the eardrum when I push the plug to completely shut the orifice.
(don't worry I'm using it in the right orifice)
 
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13:34
So
Lunch time at my new job :D
@MattE.Эллен Woo hoo!
Mahlzeit!
13:58
thanks :D
 
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16:43
@RegDwigнt A spotter is somebody who watches for something eventful, like a lightning strike triggering a forest fire.
17:16
I really haven't understood what I should put between "laugh" and "children" in Jake/tell/his friends/not/laugh/the children
Any ideas? :/
 
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18:35
Any ideas?
18:57
@tchrist well I dunno anymore. It almost makes sense if you put it like that. And we can't have that in this room. I'm unprepared.
19:17
@Curio I don't exactly understand the question, but see if this works: Jake tells his friends not to laugh at the children.
@Færd Oh you're right thanks!
No probs
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German is messing with my English spelling in weird ways, the most noticeable of which is that I'm making lots of sch-vs-sh and ie-vs-ei typos.
And even a simple word like understand bizarrely looks as if it's missing an h somewhere.
As if my Englisch spelling was so great before.
and my typos were so few and far between.
 
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20:36
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in answer, bad keyword in link text in answer, link at end of answer, potentially bad keyword in answer, potentially problematic ns configuration in answer (228): What is a small tent kind of shop on the side of the road called? by Jhoon Put on english.SE
@KannE wait...'skwooshi' is a word now?
@Mitch It's actually two words: "skwoo" and "shi" ... though what they mean I haven't a clue.
@Færd It gets worse if you live in the US and find yourself spelling Yiddish words with sch instead of sh.
21:31
@Færd That's to be expected. Happens to all of us at first, I think.
@Mitch squooshy
@tchrist Oh. with an 'oo' like 'book' - /bʊk/ ? OK, I'll let it pass.
@Mitch Yes of course. Hah welse?
Goes in the dictionary of words that are words but aren't dictionarified. like 'wus' /wʊs/ or ... those other words
woos
wood wooses
Woodhouse.
@tchrist Well... /sqwu: ʃi:/?
Which is 'not a word'.
21:36
@tchrist True. I remember Arabic and English fighting for room in my RAM not very long ago.
@Robusto Yiddish schmiddish
@Færd spelling -wise?
@Mitch Can't have both a /j/ and a /w/ semi-consonant creating a rising diphthong at the same time.
@Mitch No generally
I had to give it some time to recover from one to turn to the other
@tchrist ?? 'womb' - /wu:m/
@Mitch But no /j/
you'll
ywou'll
wyou'll
21:38
Did I put a 'j' in there that I didn't realize?
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Q: Perplexity of Whitman

ConnoisseurIn section 26 of "Song of Myself", Whitman wrote: I hear the train’d soprano (what work with hers is this?) The orchestra whirls me wider than Uranus flies, Who knows the meaning of the sentence in parenthesis? (what work with hers is this?)

I don't know any of the words in that sentence. Really perplexing.
asd;flkja 093
These words I know very well.
I use them quite regularly.
Especially on YouTube.
@RegDwigнt THat's why we vote to close these things. Anything goes for Whitman.
Even their samplers
Together clinging.
21:40
@tchrist Why you!
@Mitch Pretty sure Reg doesn't go to Macy's ’round about yuletide.
@tchrist Me neither. What a madhouse!
I hear the train'd soprano,
She's coming round the bend.
Her bosom's not seen sunshine
Since she don't know when.
Nobody goes there anymore it's too crowded.
@RegDwigнt claps
21:42
@RegDwigнt You're missing some accents in that last line. Probably could use a couple extra bosoms
Fuck I can't type a D on this keyboard.
Use C##
haha jinx
That's not a good replacement. C♯♯ is way too flat. Ironically enough.
C𝄪𝄲
C\N{MUSICAL SYMBOL DOUBLE SHARP}\N{MUSICAL SYMBOL QUARTER TONE SHARP}
21:47
Random bit of trivia: everyone likes Michelle by The Beatles but nobody cares for Moon River by Mancini. That surprises me.
I would've expected it to be exactly the other way round.
You don't like Moon River?
I like both. Which is why I wrote down the sheet music for both. Which is what I base my observations on. Everyone who comes across the one score goes like OMG, everyone looking at the other is like meh.
I blame Obama.
Damned Irish anyway.
I literally do. McCartney went to the White House and sang the song to the FLOTUS.
And Scots.
21:50
Should've sung Moon River, the plum.
Both songs of my youth in the East that is forgotten.
Which reminds me, his recent song that's being shoved into everyone's throats on YouTube right now sucks balls.
But because it's his, it's probably got more likes by now than there are atoms in the universe.
I have not only no idea what you're talking about, I want none.
Proof if proof were needed that popularity is not based on quality. Popularity is based on popularity alone.
@tchrist I think it's called "I don't care", appropriately enough. Or something like that.
Voxen populorum and all that jazz.
21:53
There's that girl in the video who was in Birdman. What's her name.
Emma Stone or sumthin.
Yeah Emma Stone. She's been in a million movies I've seen but I keep forgetting her name it's too run-of-the-mill.
Emma Thompson is better.
She was also in La-La-Land which I just couldn't watch past the first ten minutes. It made me profoundly sad.
@tchrist that name I never forget for some reason. But Emma Stone I constantly get confused with Emma Watson. The name, that is.
Appearance-wise, I get her confused with Amanda Seyfried.
I'm a confused old man. There is no hope.
There you go. 50k likes. For this. Ugh.
I love listening to McCartney a lot. To him talking, that is. He tells brilliant stories. He's a fun guy. A bit like Bill Gates really, in more respects than one.
But writing music, I dunno. By now he's at Richard-Strauß levels of being past his prime.
eggcorn of the day: in rest bite care
22:22
@RegDwigнt one thanks Obama (sarcastically) but blames Bush (earnestly)
@TRiG What is that supposed to be? I can't tell what it means in any case, unless a bunch of old people are trying to gum you to death
@Mitch Just respite.
This particular eggcorn was not observed by me in the wild; rather, I saw a friend of mine complaining about it on Facebook.
For all intensive purposes, complaining on Facebook is complaining about Facebook
22:39
@Færd "A pressure"... if it touches your eardrums, that's bad.
It can irritate them and cause an infection, which can be really bad.
Ear plugs should go very deep into your ears.
And the wax balls I talked about are better in this regard than elastic plugs.
Both in how well they close off your ears as in how well they prevent infections.
23:03
@Mitch Yes, I watched a YouTube video (Skwooshi Dough demonstration) to find out if I'm pronouncing it correctly, but the guy said it came with "wackcessories"...I think that's what he said...or it may have been those skwooshi yellow army ear plugs. See veteran hearing loss settlements...mostly artillary and tankers, I assume...night fire, heavy drop, Hoffmans...but it was the Skwooshi Ear Plugs!
For context, LEGO already released this exact set four years ago with a different color scheme. Now they are re-releasing it, with a different set number, and all they did was change the color of a dozen parts.
@MrShinyandNew
*artillery, I meant

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