I think they say that breathing air is also good.

Got it. Thanks.

They appointed me as Captain Obvious to teach you these things.

There was a study done on parachutes, good or not.

Good or not parachutes or good or not study?

yes

Please speak clearly, this is the incomprehensible room.

I was eating a sandwich at the time. My apologies.

Was that the name of the sandwich? "My apologies"?

I am going to take a shower and make some important decisions. I hope I make the right ones! kthxbai

Remember to toss two coins.

OK

@RegDwigнt No. That would be silly.

Are you saying sandwiches and silly names don't go together?

Again, that would be silly.

It's name was Kevin

Not Quigley or Re-run or Bonzo.

Never heard of Bonzo Bacon.

Me neither

Quigley Bacon was in Episode one but then Darth Maul killed him. Maul being German for "mouth", so it made perfect sense.

Calgon Jinn? Obiwan's superclean mentor?

No. That would've been silly.

And now that we've cleared it up, what about the study.

@RegDwigнt The pattern is take a word starting with 'In-'. drop it and Prepend with Darth.

Darth (in)Vader

Darth (in)Sidious

Darth (in)Maul

Frank (in)Furter.

de nada

and out

Never heard the word "inmaul" before.

What's next, Darth Cest?

@RegDwigнt Hmm.

Why is it so brilliant?

I don't know enough about Russian...

Darth (in)Yoda

@Cerberus because if not for that stupid photo that gave it away, you'd never guess what the fuck that word is supposed to mean.

@Mitch Darth (in)Donesia

I think the rule is find a word in Shakespeare and drop a prefix or suffix.