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2:00 PM
But can words hurt fish? Or fish hurt words? Questions, questions.
 
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 Oh, that's a really useful comment.
 
Yeah right, I'll go search for that video.
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A: 'I don't like fish.' 'Me, too.' Is this natural?

bonomo"neither do I" sounds more academic, however I've heard a lot of people saying "me neither" in the states

 
me do neither
 
This just a couple hours after that other question about "me, too" in negative contexts got asked.
I've been noticing this often, lately.
 
2:05 PM
And I don't think it's the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon.
I swear people are trolling me.
 
maybe they're trolling someone else on the site
maybe they're trolling in the hopes that Jeff will come along and close their question
this is dupe, yes?
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Q: Dependent is to Employee as [blank] is to Employer

mason81I'm trying to find a word that is similar to "dependent", but means the one who the dependent replies upon. It came about in a discussion with some coworkers and none of us could find an answer and now it's really bothering me. I tried searching for it on Google, but I could only find results r...

 
Yes.
 
These words are hurtful.
 
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Q: A depends on B, is A dependant, or is B dependant?

Xie JileiIf A is dependant, what does one call B?

 
That's not very satisfying.
 
2:10 PM
no
 
@MattЭллен and that guy's last paragraph is just utterly confusing and completely uncalled for.
We get what you're asking for. Don't try to explain. It will only make the matters worse.
 
:D
overruled, @Robusto! Hellion changed your change
oh, it was unrelated
 
Hellion! scowls
 
Superior?
Governing?
 
Provider?
 
2:13 PM
It all depends on context, as usual.
 
I overruled all your changes.
 
we heard you like change, so we put change in your change so you can change while you change
 
@Cerberus A dependent relies upon a context? Interesting.
 
@MattЭллен your gravatar violates the rules of heraldry.
 
2:17 PM
how so?
 
Stuff must look to the left.
So it looks to the right as seen from yourself when it's on the shield you're holding.
 
it's looking to the left from its perspective
 
That's too sinister for Matt.
 
2:18 PM
Matt's gravatar righteously exhibits dexterousness.
 
You're gonna try and make an orc do what you say? Ha! good luck
 
You get the idea.
 
plus, getting gravatar to update the avatar takes days
 
Not now that you know how to do it right[TM].
 
2:20 PM
meh, I'm not certain I do. it could just have been a coincidence
 
Here's your chance to find out.
 
well, your owl is looking forwards!
that's perpendicular to heraldic rules
 
Communists always do.
Because the present and the past they just can't bear.
 
The Russian Bear?
 
What the heck. The chat's all broken. Relog.
 
2:21 PM
There, that's better.
 
AUA! AUA! AUA! BITTE NICHT!!!!
 
Too late.
 
@Cerberus, what are you doing in the frying pan?
 
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 Frying.
 
staying out of the fire
 
2:23 PM
And panning.
What are you doing posting coats of arms?
 
do you pan left to right, or right to left?
 
Be careful, or I will post mine!
 
@Cerberus teaching Matt the correct direction to look in.
 
@Cerberus do it!
 
But it has a bull.
 
2:24 PM
@Cerberus Uh, I think it's a cow.
 
All righty, one sec, I need to Google it.
 
As long as it looks in the right direction, which would be the left direction, it will be fine.
 
@Robusto Is it? Have I posted it before?
 
Besides I think you've posted it before.
Jinx
 
2:24 PM
I haven't seen it
 
See. Looking to the right.
 
That is just wrong.
 
No, it's right. QED.
 
2:25 PM
It also has itself in its ears.
There!
 
@Cerberus That is the laughing Gorgon-zola.
 
This is how you look on a coat of arms.
 
Haha.
The colours on the whaddayacallem are nonessential.
Good luck finding my last name.
 
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Q: "Employee" is to "employer" as "dependent" is to what?

mason81I'm trying to find a word that is the counterpart to "dependent", i.e. refers to the one who the dependent relies upon. It came about in a discussion with some coworkers and none of us could find an answer and now it's really bothering me. I tried searching for it on Google, but I could only fi...

 
2:26 PM
It's cows all the way in the earings.
 
Voted to close as dupe
Robusto's answer is even already in the dupe
 
@Cerberus but I know your last name! Hades
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 we figured as much, but we also figured the answer on the original sucked.
 
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 And you are wise beyond your ears.
 
@MattЭллен That's just my Lord's name!
 
2:27 PM
@Robusto no, I am dirty beyond my ears.
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 What, I answered in the original? Funny if true.
 
No not u
You're answer is in their. Your not.
 
The original accepted answer sucks. But a better answer is right underneath.
 
@Cerberus oh, is it The Three Headed Dog, then?
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 we can make an exception and merge the original into the dupe.
 
2:28 PM
@MattЭллен Nope.
 
@Cerberus Does Cerberus have a last name?
 
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 Well, either way.
 
FFS, why did he add that edit?
Gahhhhh.
 
Boo Matt is silly.
 
Here's my family's crest.
 
2:29 PM
runs around like Mcaulay culkin or whatever he's spelled
 
@Cerberus Edited, so you look silly :Þ
 
We got your question alright. Stop explaining it to us. We got it. Really.
 
A crest is only the bit on top of the shield.
@MattЭллен Edited as well.
 
gah! foiled by my own petard
 
See? Corporations are people too.
 
2:33 PM
What are you doing?
 
Who, me?
 
Yes.
 
I am lampooning the right wing of American politics.
 
@Robusto Oh noes! You put Mr Gyllenhaal in there! Now it will tank.
 
@Robusto Ohh I get it.
 
2:36 PM
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 Relax. I could have put Joaquin Phoenix in there.
 
Joaquin Phoenix starred in some great shit. At least one of which won over several Oscars.
 
This was about PACs, wasn't it?
 
No, make that two.
Gladiator and Walk the Line.
 
@Cerberus Yes. PACs Americana.
waits
keeps waiting
...
more ellipsis
 
I didn't reply to a man in Rhino just to watch him die.
 
2:37 PM
Heh.
 
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 He died of Reno failure.
 
More like Bellum Americanum.
 
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Q: Difference between native speakers and non-native speakers

AnonymousCan native speakers differ papers written by other native speakers from non-native speakers just by skimming through?

22 minutes and still open?
A new record.
 
@Cerberus My joke stands as written.
 
Noted.
 
2:39 PM
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 Hey, we're asleep at the wheel here. Leave us alone.
Asleep at the Wheel is a American country music group that was formed in Paw Paw, West Virginia, but based in Austin, Texas. Altogether, they have won nine Grammy Awards since their 1970 inception. In their career, they have released more than twenty studio albums, and have charted more than twenty singles on the Billboard country charts. Their highest-charting single, "The Letter That Johnny Walker Read", peaked at No. 10 in 1975. Band history Beginnings to Austin In 1969, Ray Benson and Lucky Oceans (Reuben Gosfield) co-founded Asleep at the Wheel in Paw Paw, West Virginia, and so...
 
there are nany pedestrians to worry about
 
user19161
@MattЭллен many
 
@ClarkKent Late to the superhero party again, I see.
 
user19161
@Robusto Yes, I remember you are the Twisted Carrot.
 
2:42 PM
@ClarkKent I am The Dream. I will haunt you when you are most vulnerable.
 
Watch out, cars, Nanny pedestrian crossing the zebra!
 
@Cerberus Aww, you didn't have to dress up for us.
But we do appreciate it.
 
But you do it all the time!
 
True, if by "do it" you mean "joke about it" and by "all the time" you mean "once in a while."
 
@ClarkKent nay, nany
 
2:44 PM
Also, why have rounded corners if you're going to show the white space filler that completes the rectangle anyway?
 
user19161
@MattЭллен Yes, I was late to the party of hero and villains. Note the singular and plural.
 
2 hours ago, by Matt Эллен
this is where the word nany come in useful
 
@Cerberus late jinx.
2 hours ago, by RegDwight ΒВBẞ8
She had style! She had flair! She was there! That's how she became the nany!
 
@Cerberus those look like the most uncomfortable shoes ever
 
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 I was a dwarf standing on your shoulders.
 
2:47 PM
Apr 18 '11 at 10:27, by RegDwight
First Habermas, now Oasis. It isn't getting better.
 
@MattЭллен Knowing Fran, they no doubt were!
 
Who is Fran?
 
We have a Jehova's Witness in the cooking room.
@MattЭллен Fran = the Nanny.
 
@Robusto at first I thought your "white space filler" was supposed to refer to Fran Drescher. But then I still thought so.
 
oh, Fran Drescher, wikipedia tells me
 
2:49 PM
He says he would be bothered too if people came knocking on his door, and yet he does it.
@MattЭллен AKA Fran Fine.
 
@MattЭллен this is where any kind of dub is superior to the original.
 
Her name in the series.
 
there is a girl with her head being eaten by a lettuce
 
@Cerberus I see that after Sex and the City, you are adding The Nanny to your impressive collection of stuff you have seen despite not having a TV.
Way to go.
 
@MattЭллен Haha.
@RegDwightΒВBẞ8 That was one of the few comedy shows that were broadcast on public television.
And rehearsed again and again and again.
 
2:51 PM
repeated?
 
Pineapple alarm.
@MattЭллен she's got some damn thick arms there.
 
from carrying all those children, I suppose
 
It was amazing how a TV show could get away with having so many hideous children.
Even the ones on Married with Children were sexier. And they were not sexy at all.
 
I don't think I watched it. I know of it, but I don't recall any episodes
 
There. The true pineapple in his natural environment.
 
2:55 PM
I did watch that one about a governess in some rich American house
with two girls
and stuff
 
@MattЭллен You don't have stuff in England? We have lots of it in America. Also space.
 
oh, I'll never remember the name of it
@Robusto no, we're restricted to things, by a law passed in 1612
it's not been overturned, lest there be a stuff crisis
 
user19161
@MattЭллен The anti gay sex law is still in force here, sad panda.
 
The butler, Niles, was played by an Englishman. The main character, Mr Sheffield, was played by an American. Both roles were supposed to be Brits. People wouldn't stop calling and complaining how Niles' accent was fake and tell him to take lessons from the actor playing Mr Sheffield's role.
 
@MattЭллен I thought Cromwell did away with all that Stuart nonsense.
 
2:57 PM
@ClarkKent well, you'll have to ship all your gay pandas to Japan
 
Hmm, but maybe that's what the Restoration was about. Bring back things and getting rid of stuff.
 
Well, royalty did love its stuff too much
 
user19161
@MattЭллен Yet there is no law against adultery even though that is one of the ten commandments. People use religion to justify whatever they dislike, sick world.
 
@MattЭллен But Roundheads didn't like things. Only stuff.
 
then we are at an impasse, although I see it's only 1559 here
so maybe we still have stuff
 

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