To advance, or not to advance, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the workplace to suffer
The competition and hostile takeovers of outrageous fortune,
Or to take stock options against a Sea of troubles,
And by investing end them: to retire, to work
No more; and by retirement, to say we end
the heart-ache, and the thousand natural shocks
that employment is heir to? 'Tis a termination
devoutly to be wished.