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@Cerberus That's easy, or rather plotwise you just have to make sure that nobody realizes that you're time travellers. BUt all the events will happen as they've always have.
@Cerberus No, the time travellers would have always been there as part of the original time line.
@Mitch That's what they do in finction, but it's nonsense. Your physical presence must have some effect on the environment.
which would be evidence (or lack of evidence to the contrary) that tie travel has not been invented yet that comes back to any time so far yet.
@Mitch Yes, but then the original time line has changed, and so everything after the time in the past at which you arrived.
But it results in a paradox.
Time travel is nonsense.
..to the past.
It's impossible by definition.
00:03
travel to the future al you want!
But always at the same speed!
I think you can speed up.
Time is not some sort of aetherial substance or medium attached to objects or people or planets or other environments.
I have a bag of time right here.
It's leaking out a little.
So you're not a windbag (Aeolus) but a timebag (Chronus)?
00:05
haha.
wait... are you calling me a (something) bag?
I?
Would I ever do that?
it's like a photograph
well, the hair is a little too disheveled for me
HD.
But it's the god of winds!
@Cerberus Home Depot? Home Delivery? High Definition?
The last.
 
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01:33
@tchrist Yeah, not surprising. We had a wildfire last week at the northern end of the bike path. It's been very dry and that day it was windy as well.
02:05
The leader of the free world ... and Donald Trump.
@Mitch People are the same everywhere.
02:55
> Looking at Merkel, whose phone the N.S.A. reportedly tapped for years, he said, jokingly, “At least we have something in common, perhaps.” (link)
(emphasis mine)
 
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07:07
@Cerberus Thank you. That's what has always annoyed me about time-traveling sci-fi flicks. It's like the moment before the travel you didn't exist in the past, but the moment after it you did exist in the past. Isn't that obviously impossible? And then you alter something in the past which annihilates the 'previously' existing future into non-existence ...
But then someone will come back at you with the idea of parallel universes and that you can travel to the past in another universe very much like this one, which doesn't help the least bit to resolve the paradox, and which also arouses the question of identity and how you can remain yourself while traveling between universes... and a whole lot of other potentially interesting ideas that are altogether unattended to in these dumb stories.
 
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11:25
(I guess I used the noun travel incorrectly in before the travel. It should be journey or something.)
 
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12:39
@Færd @M.A.R. Eide Nowruz Mobarak!
13:33
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Q: Can I cook a fairy?

PyritieFairies are listed in the same section of your inventory as food and other things you can cook with. I've received a pink-shaped elixir in a bottle shaped like a fairy, and its recipe says it was made with just one fairy. Can you use fairies in any other cooking recipe?

@tchrist I wonder how the fairy avoids being boiled alive. Are they just very cold ice fairies, like Cirno? >_>
Well, actually the answer it says how: They just fly around the pot. I suppose they just throw fairy dust/magic into it, like a spice
Probably the phial is wrought of Valerian steel, a substance that holds power over ice fairies.
@Mitch Mamnoon Mitch! Sale now mobarak!
14:13
@tchrist: I was reading this morning that your fires may have been man-made.
@Robusto Commonly so.
The last one was as well.
People are idiots.
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Malicious idiots.
14:25
Have you guys been watching any of the march madness?
@skullpetrol Some. Saw Duke get taken down last night.
Yup, that was a good one for sure @Robusto
It's great watching huge favourites losing.
@skullpetrol Except perhaps in recent presidential elections.
That was fixed.
Never under estimate greed. In this case, the greed of the common blue collar worker to safe guard his territory.
imho
I don't think that was it. I think those people were fed up with the usual line and the usual political lineup, and wanted change—in this case, any change. And never underestimate people's propensity for indulging in magical thinking.
Also, Hillary ran a terrible campaigni. The Dems screwed themselves. They shoulda got behind Bernie. /nod
BTW, remember when Republicans were human?
14:40
Yup, the chances of going from a man of colour to a woman were pretty slim.
"This is not a way of life at all in any true sense." That gets right down to it.
On the plus side, we get the vernal equinox today. Spring has sprung.
Hooray!
Gotta get ready for class. TTYL.
Later pal.
15:27
"My favorite might be U+1F609 U+1F93F WINKING FACE VOMITING."
Every time I see the word emoji on this website, I want to groan. Oxford's esquivalience on the matter is just too much for me to bear. For at least ten years the anime community has been using that word to describe a very particular sort of japanese emoticon, and then all of the sudden Apple's marketeers come along and their nonce use is inducted into the dictionary, making the whole thing go wild.
The worst thing is, the only question where I could explain this is closed as research required and I don't know what to do about that.
I should've just answered when I had the chance, but without printed references I was a little reluctant...
15:59
@Tonepoet What would you have explained? I assume you consider one meaning more correct than the other for some reason, right?
@terdon Yes, yes. I wanted to explain that emoji usually described the type of Japanese emoticon that are oriented upright. ^_^ as opposed to :-) is an example example. The matter is just as bothersome to me as the initialism/acronym distinction is to some people.
@Tonepoet Hmm. But why would you consider a fringe usage to be "usually"?
I get that you were used to it but the "anime community" is a pretty small group, after all.
We're not that small anymore, and besides that we've been using the word longer.
So?
So we have accumulated usage.
16:08
I mean, the vast majority of English speakers understand emoji in the meaning you object to. It seems very reasonable that the mainstream usage be what makes its way into dictionaries instead of the jargon of a small group. Even if older.
In any case, I would understand emoji to mean either of those.
16:23
@terdon Yes and no. When a word is created to make a distinction, and the general public ignore the distinction, it might be noted as a usage problem because it interferes with clarity of communication. That's why I compared it to the acronym/initialism problem. None of the commonly available dictionaries accept the two as being the same, despite the general public's usage.
Maybe that's just a hypocritical bias on the part of the lexicographers though...
And yes, The Free Dictionary represents a general trend, because they source their definitions from Random House, Collins, and the A.H.D.
Moreover, let's suppose that I were to take the descriptivist side of the argument. I think our usage is at least significant enough that the lexicographers should acknowledge our usage as a subsense but no, they rushed this one out of the gate.
16:39
@Tonepoet They're not oriented upright when you typeset vertically. :D
@MetaEd Hmm... I dunno 'bout that MetaEd. No matter how you set the type, my head is still oriented the same way while reading it. ^_^
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Like :)
17:33
@Tonepoet But what about the etymology for emoji that explains it's a Japanese word meaning "picture word" and that it originated with Japanese mobile phones that send those characters?
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 The etymology of emoticon is similar in that regard, particularly the icon part. Nobody objects to the notion that an emoticon can be fully textual in nature.
If the English-speaking anime community uses the word "emoji" to mean Japanese-style emoticons, while the Japanese use the word "emoji" to mean, well, emoji, why isn't the anime-community usage considered erroneous, and interfering with clarity of communication?
@Tonepoet Here, I'm using the word "emoticon" to mean things like :) rather than emoji as recognized by, eg, Unicode.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 You're making an etymological argument though. Besides, the anime community use derives from Japanese use anyway, particularly on 2ch.
@Tonepoet My point is that the things that we now broadly call emoji have always been called emoji ever since they were invented.
So I'm not sure why anyone should pay special attention to a sub-group that insists that the word means something different than what it meant when it was originated and has meant all along.
It's not so much about the etymology anyway, but rather, the actual usage.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 It might also be worth note that when we're discussing Japanese and English, we are ultimately discussing two different languages. English words don't mean the same things as their etymons in greek, saxon or latin.
So the priority should probably be assigned to early usages in English.
17:40
So, because one group of people used a Japanese word in English to refer to a Japanese thing, when a different Japanese thing with the same Japanese name came to English via Unicode we should have given it a different English name?
But why is priority relevant? I guess that's what I don't get. If a small group has been using it to mean A but then the word, for whatever reason, enters the general vocabulary and means B, it seems reasonable that the small group will be ignored.
Chances are the lexicographers aren't even aware of the practices of this group.
Also, chances are most English speakers don't even make a distinction between :) and 😄
They're probably both called "emoji" or "emoticons" or "not sure what the difference is" to most people.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Unicode only started using the word Emoji after the fact for one thing. The definition of emoji Oxford espouses was already sufficiently covered by Emoticon during the same time period. I'm also not so sure that Oxford...
@Tonepoet Unicode called them Emoji when they were added to the standard because that's what they were called.
They were added to the standard because they were part of the character sets in Japan.
Then phones in North America started including them and they became popular here.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 How long ago was that?
I may be mistaken on a point of fact.
17:44
@Tonepoet 2010 according to Wikipedia.
But they were called Emoji in Japan before that.
but again: Do the Japanese even make a distinction between ^_^ and 😊 ? Are they both Emoji?
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Huh, I'd call one a smiley and the other either emoji or emoticon which I think I use interchangeably.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 ^_^ would have been considered emoji long before the Unicode standard incorporated it.
But :) :/ etc I'd call smileys.
I'm talking about as far back as 2002 at least.
@Tonepoet but before or after 😊-style emoji were released on phones in Japan and the word "emoji" was used to describe them?
@terdon to me, smiley = emoticon, and emoji is a graphic.
@Tonepoet So in 2002, was it wrong for English-speaking people to refer to 😊 as emoji? Or was that just a scenario that never arose, because no form of messaging used in English supported it?
17:49
Yeah. I don't claim to be "right" ( I think it's too soon to call, anyway) but I'd call any icon built by combining ASCII characters on a single line a smiley and would consider emoji and emoticon to be synonyms.
@terdon I think this just proves my point.
Japanese usage, I would guess, is similarly inconsistent.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Indeed.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 This is starting to get tricky because use of the word emoji dates back to the 1990s according to the wikipedia article. I don't think I can trace the usage back that far.
The internet is a bit transient.
@Tonepoet right, but it traces it back to 1990 in Japan
Anyway my point is that I don't think you can claim that either usage is wrong based on the Japanese usage it came from, and the current usage is probably older AND logically has a better use-case (basically nobody uses Japanese-style smileys in English).
What I can say regarding the japanese is that some people have argued for Kaomoji to refer to the text, since it means face-character.
17:57
Yeah... we can probably spend hours trying to come up with better words for things, but getting people to use them...
I can also point to emoji dick as a particularly early example of emoji, in the sense you are describing, as being English, however I would like to point out that at that time the book was being funded that they were still expressly japanese.
I'm still trying to get traction on trumpbag
@Tonepoet Isn't Emoji Dick a recent thing?
Hmm, let me double check.
Its been a long time since I've been considering this whole ordeal.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Okay, so it's not as old as I recollected. The kickstarter was being funded in 2009.
But no, it's not just a recent thing. It's older than the Unicode standard.
And significant enough to warrant mention in The New Yorker.
☎️️👨⛵🐳👌 (purportedly "Call Me Ishmael" in emoji)
18:15
@MetaEd At least the telephone is rather clever in that respect.
> Elizabeth Bishop, 1911 - 1979

I caught a tremendous fish
and held him beside the boat
half out of water, with my hook
fast in a corner of his mouth.
He didn’t fight.
He hadn’t fought at all.
He hung a grunting weight,
battered and venerable
and homely. Here and there
his brown skin hung in strips
like ancient wallpaper,
and its pattern of darker brown
was like wallpaper:
shapes like full-blown roses
stained and lost through age.
He was speckled with barnacles,
fine rosettes of lime,
and infested
Sometimes you don't triumph over what you conquer, but what you let go.
A great poem. How famous is it? Does everyone know it?
And I can't parse this part:
> and victory filled up
the little rented boat,
from the pool of bilge
> ... to the bailer rusted orange
I guess the bailer is rusted and orange, but, er, why are the adjectives put after the noun? Shouldn't there be a comma?
@Færd I forget how postpositive adjectives work.
If you saw a face painted orange, where would you place a comma?
WHIZ deletion.
> 1 A face slapped orange
> 2 A face, slapped and orange
1 is a bit strange.
A person called Fred.
18:27
Hmm.
Maybe orange is a complement of rusted.
Yeah, that works. I forget the name of the complement.
The one in I cook naked.
That's a different thing, no?
Is it? I guess not.
If you paint the house orange, you'd have a house painted orange.
It's the result of a second object, although I'm not sure that the house is an indirect one.
But you can't rust a bailer orange, can you?
Well, rust isn't really transitive.
18:31
@terdon It's not quite that simple. Those two words are often used interchangably. A.H.D. 5 gives textual examples of emoticons. and it's worth note that the pictures are supposed to be representations of the text people type. Software performed automatic conversion from text to image in software like Invision Powerboard and MSN messenger.
There's another -ed construction which isn't really verbal.
Like a jeweled goblet.
Nobody jeweled the goblet.
Random House also dates the word emoticon back to the 1980s, which was assuredly long before the pictorial representations, but I'm not sure if I could trust their definition since it includes IMHO.
@tchrist I understand that, but when you postpose the participial adjective and add a complement too, it gets a bit complicated.
What exactly do you think the function of orange is in the bailer rusted orange?
I gather you think it's the same orange as in a wall painted orange.
Maybe you're right!
bject/subject complement is what they're called, I think.
An object complement in a wall painted orange and a subject complement in I cook naked and a bailer rusted orange.
@tchrist Unless we're talking about the Holy Grail, which may as well just magically grow jewels, I don't think I follow that rationale. How'd it get jewels if nothing put them there?
18:44
Sometimes it's as if you assume that there's a verb counterpart for the noun, but there actually isn't, and you're only allowed to use the participial form of the verb.
Like ragged in a ragged cloth. Nobody rags a cloth.
@Færd I rag on rags all the time. They deserve to be scolded because they're such filthy things. =P More seriously, point taken though.
@Tonepoet That's not a grail.
That's a grail.
I feel a little daffy since I don't know what kind of distinction you're trying to make. Anyway I have to go. I'll see you folk later.
@Tonepoet Seems like a harmless way to blow off some steam.
See you.
19:02
Hello. Good morning/evening/night/whatever.
I have a question and maybe you guys can help me understand it
Is "the hate minimum" a real expression, or a autocorrect typo?
I just saw that on a website comment, but there are a few instances on google.
Sorry if here is not the best place to ask it.
@Tonepoet What about snaggletoothed old paupers? Are you saying that somebody snaggletoothed them for them to have become that way?
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A: bemustached versus mustached

tchristI think you are right that this word was meant to draw attention to itself. It amuses. The entire article is quite tongue-in-cheek — or even sword-in-cheek. Or perhaps even something-else-in-cheek, given how it starts and ends: Sex and sword swallowing beg some pretty obvious comparisons ...

A mustached face never had someone mustache it. It doesn't work that way.
Just looked up whiz deletion. You were right: a bailer rusted is an instance of whiz deletion.
(I was thinking more about orange though.)
@ThatBrazilianGuy What's the whole sentence?
Never forget to give the context!
@tchrist I used to mustache my face as a child. I'd rub my fingers over my upper lip so hard as to make it like I had grown a mustache.
Oh, wait. I didn't do it to myself. Mustaching (or as we called it, the burning mustache) was the penalty inflicted upon someone who had lost a game.
So we mustached each other's faces.
19:26
@Tonepoet Have you seen Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
19:59
> If you have aspirations for a promotion or even a nice raise you'll need to set yourself apart, and that comes from doing more than the hate minimum.
20:16
@ThatBrazilianGuy I cannot understand that. The nearest things I can think of (which would make sense only with the aid of appropriate context) are the hated minimum or the stated minimum. (as in the hated/stated minimum of working hours). Could be an auto-incorrect thing.
Hate as a modifying noun has a special meaning, which can't apply here, I think:
I suspect it's a typo of "bare minimum"
> [as modifier] Denoting hostile actions motivated by intense dislike or prejudice:
> ‘a hate campaign’
@ThatBrazilianGuy That's a collocation. May well be.
I was just wondering if it's some idiomatic expression I wasn't aware.
@ThatBrazilianGuy Either it is not one or it is a very uncommon one used only in some special circles.
21:06
"An old hen makes good broth"
Saucy!
rimshot
Speaking of which, I have a dirty joke that was told to me by an older woman. Not as scandalous as it seems. Told to the table. Lots of spittakes.
 
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22:49
@MetaEd Maybe parts of it on television, but I don't think I've sat down and watched any of the whole movies.
@tchrist Some actions are passive. A child never has somebody grow them into an adult but they still grew and then they become grown. =P Well, unless you count their pregnant mother, but her involvement stops after nine or so months, which is well before they're grown. >_>
@Tonepoet So, with horn-rimmed glasses, did somebody horn their rims or the other way around?
@tchrist Hmm, I'm not a spectacle maker so I can't comment on that one. XP
@tchrist Also, all of those be- words make me wonder just what all of those things were by.
23:37
Finally, I too am disappointed in the definition of befrogged. Given how many people are cursed to be frogs in fairy tales, it seems like something that would be good to have a single word to describe:

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