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21:00
meeting. later.
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I will close sex question as NARQ, being ignorant of "sex with oneself".
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Seriously the places talking about "sex with oneself" should really think about whether they are using the right expression for whatever act it is they have in mind.
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I can think of many different acts but I would not use this phrase to describe any of them.
Aww I'm rather fond of this question
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Q: The beginning place of love

user3780How do you express "the beginning place of love?" Here, we start to love. Here, we start out our love.

"the beginning place of love" makes me smile
it is quite a sweet turn of phrase :)
21:08
Okay back to the grind again before I get any ideas about not toiling away
you toil, toil, toil, toil and then you toil some more. You'll toil a spot before you drop, and that will be an awful lot, then you'll sing this song, oh!, and fall upon the floor
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Q: A quality that creates intimacy?

Jessie I'm looking for a word for the quality that someone has which enables them to create a comfortable and intimate situation. Specifically, I'm thinking about this in a service context. I thought perhaps "attentive" and "responsive" would work, but I feel like there might be one that's just a bit b...

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Not sure what OP wants.
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@aediaλ You're the place my life begins, and you'll be where it ends.
@Robusto The virgins are not actually human virgins, by the way. More like nymphs, or sex-bots, created by Allah.
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21:18
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Nymphs is a word that pops up in many religious texts I read.
@WillHunting I interpret that as a threat!
@WillHunting Well, don't get hung up on the word, the concept is translated from ancient arabic. The point is, the human women don't become sex slaves in the afterlife. skepchick.org/2012/01/islamic-virgins
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@MattЭллен You know where that line came from?
@MetaEd Oh, cool!
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21:22
no wonder I interpret it as a threat
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@Cerberus Boo!
Boo indeed.
Is what that man in the video is saying? Boo?
21:25
@MrShinyandNew安宇 If you can't tell the difference, who cares?
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@kiamlaluno Nope!
He seems to be saying, “I love you”.
@MetaEd From the picture I see, I would say no. :-)
I would say he is saying "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
@Robusto Oh, the differences are obvious.
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21:26
He is saying SO.
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So impossible as it may seem
@MrShinyandNew安宇 especially all the metallic parts
He's saying “oral”, more or less.
Which is to say, I love you.
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21:27
Today's chat is all about sex, love and religion.
and carrots
And who's to say there's any difference.
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Indeed there is much in common among the three.
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Religion, sex and love all make you HIGH.
21:28
there's any difference
Beauty of a tmesis, there, Matt.
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@MattЭллен So FUNNY!!!
And carrots.
What are you all on?
user19161
Carrots do not make you high, they make your eyes bright.
21:29
Caffeine.
Pretty tame.
I'm on my own
Bluegrass country radio?
Aww.
@both
Cool. I like bluegrass.
21:30
How does it differ from regular country?
Uhh it's a better color?
Why not green?
Why must it always be something new and hip?
Bluegrass is just like real music, except it has banjos.
And regular country does not?
You want a real answer, ask teh wiki.
21:32
Country music is responsible for global warming. It causes hair cancer. It ruins your speakers and your reputation. It turns the grass brown. It causes insanity in small mammals. It promotes inbreeding among humans. It is correlated with increased pickup-truck driving and gun-rack-ownership.
Bluegrass music is a form of American roots music, and a sub-genre of country music. It has mixed roots in Scottish, English, Welsh traditional music. Bluegrass was inspired by the music of immigrants residing in Appalachia, and was influenced by the music of African-Americans through incorporation of jazz elements. In bluegrass, as in some forms of jazz, one or more instruments each takes its turn playing the melody and improvising around it, while the others perform accompaniment; this is especially typified in tunes called breakdowns. This is in contrast to old-time music, in whi...
My band does a couple of banjo tunes.
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Oh, I had no idea! So like masturbation?
> Unlike mainstream country music, bluegrass is traditionally played on acoustic stringed instruments. The fiddle, five-string banjo, guitar, mandolin, and upright bass (string bass) are often joined by the resonator guitar (also referred to as a Dobro) and (occasionally) harmonica.
@Cerberus Yes. You haven't played the banjo, obviously.
21:33
@Cerberus What? No, nothing like that. Masturbation is good for you.
@Robusto Ah OK. Sounds good.
@MetaEd Ehm no.
@aediaλ Yay!
@MrShinyandNew安宇 I haven't kept up with the latest scientific insights.
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@Cerberus It's just common sense.
@Cerberus Do an experiment. Masturbate a few times and see if anything bad happens to you.
Naah.
21:35
@Cerberus that was fast.
Well, you know.
user19161
Our chat is degenerating into a...
well, time for me to go.
"to change the subject completely"
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I am thinking whether the sex question was a troll.
21:37
Was it hiding under a bridge?
That's where the best trolls hide
cya @MrShinyandNew
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Hasta luego!
user19161
Pasta Carbonara!
Alohomora?
Buena Vista
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21:42
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Another nice love song.
@Cerberus What are you changing it too?
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@MattЭллен Buona Vista is a train station here!
I believe it's the European trading name for Disney or somethng
No, I meant that was Mr S's way of saying "to change the subject completely", while in fact proceeding to do something highly relevant.
But it kind of only works there and then.
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21:44
@Cerberus Maybe that's his trick, I have my own tricks too.
he's been practicing changing the subject around this time of day for quite a while
Heh.
Oh, it's actually the old TM for Disney
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Mark Feehily is so cute!
Is that a thing?
21:45
TM?
trade mark
I was feeling lazy
now I have typed more!
What is this trade mark?
confound you Cerb ;)
I know the feeling.
Buena Vista is a brand name frequently used for divisions of The Walt Disney Company, whose primary studios and offices are located on Buena Vista Street in Burbank, California. It was originally created by Walt Disney in 1953 after the release of Peter Pan to distribute his film and television productions, thus ending a 20-year affiliation with RKO Pictures. Disney semi-retired the name in May 2007, although this name is, to the present day, used for most home video and DVD distribution. The name means, literally, 'Good View'. Re-organization The following Buena Vista Brands have been r...
21:46
My apologies.
No need to apologise, my friend. It's all good fun
Ah, I missed the BV remarks. Got it.
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Earlier I was in the gaming chat room and remarked that almost everything there is starred. That got like 5 stars immediately.
coughlaughcough blast you I was supposed to be marking things off on the spreadsheet not covering up my cough laughter
21:47
so we're not the worst room for starring stuff :D
@WillHunting Sounds like your cup of tea.
Now I will just have to make random marks everywhere to catch up or something
Poor Aedia and her sudden mood swings, albeit positive.
huh? @aedia
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@MattЭллен They said they had more stars than all the other rooms combined. I think that may be true.
21:49
tch. it devalues the stars!
My god! It's full of stars!
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@aediaλ Have a Fisherman's Friend!
good for your god
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@MattЭллен @Cerb I just couldn't stop laughing at you two about there but I am supposed to be doing an Important Thing
21:51
ahhh!
@aediaλ I think Matt is more to blame here.
user19161
I think you people should use more arrows. Otherwise chat gets confusing.
@Cerberus Huh! I am so not more to blame than you!
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@MattЭллен You are not, for you are matt!
21:52
Look out! Here it comes!
it's a banjo. how does it pose a threat?
You underrate the threat.
It is my wont
> feel like a nickel on the railroad track, here comes the blue train...
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In this chat, threats are underrated while seeing pencil marks is overrated.
21:54
hums softly along with radio
takes the handrest off the banjo
@MattЭллен Oh, yes you are.
@Cerberus how do you figure? You asked for the explanation squinty eyes, pouty lips
@MattЭллен But you typed funny things to amuse Aedia while I looked on innocently.
I can and will not take responsibility for that if it is not my due.
And by that I don't mean labour.
21:58
@Cerberus Aedia's amusement was a secondary to my need to explain to you, and express my mock frustration, which was meant to amuse you :p
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@Robusto What kind of stupid title is that?
If you shoot around, bystanders are bound to get hit.
@WillHunting Watch the video and find out.
Especially if they're flapping around on moth wings.
@Cerberus I blame the deflective surfaces.
@Cerberus so you dodged!
how can you not accept the blame?
22:00
Okay, okay. You found me out.
Apr 8 '11 at 3:14, by Robusto
________________________________________________
Q: What's the definition of perfect pitch?
A: When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.
grabs cash and flies to Bahamas
but how will I feed the orphans now?
curse you @Cerberus, I'll get you yet
:D
MUWAHAHA
shakes fist
22:02
throws candy wrappers on fist from the plane
and my sweets too? I can't think what I ever saw in you!
Welcome to heaven; here's your harp. Welcome to hell; here's your harmonica.
Gotta motor. Laterz.
cya @Robusto
Bye!
@MattЭллен throws out some half-melted chocolate bars
user19161
22:07
I think @matt and @cerb are high.
user19161
The sex, religion and love talk has made them so.
Perhaps we are, perhaps we aren't.
@Robusto See ya!
@Cerberus no! those were my favourites u_u;
@Cerberus You have such a funny definition of innocently :)
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22:10
I intend to give out presents everyday to different people.
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So hold your breath...
charters a plane to the Bahamas
@Cerberus are you insinuating there might be something else afoot?
@WillHunting tries to talk without exhaling cnn I stpp nww?
good night you people of the night, I must retire.
@MattЭллен Aww did I kill them?
@aediaλ Funny, opposite-to-normal, does it matter?
@MattЭллен Night!
22:26
@MattЭллен Bai!
@Cerberus S'pose not. Normal is such an ugly word, anyway.
Yeah, very boring.
From the FAQ: "But please, don’t ask any questions about these topics. They are out of scope for this site. [...] How to name this function/variable in my program"
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Q: Naming a function, or synonyms for compare/contrast

JordanI'm writing a file sync application, and I'm having trouble naming a function that compares two files that exist (or existed) in the same location on two computers. It uses the modification dates and existence of the files to determine one of the following outcomes: delete the files from both c...

Good Will Hunting and Waiting To Exhale. Are we sure these are the same movie?
Ugh, I left myself the most awful part for last. Why am I doing this again?
Eeeek! We got a new G+ share button since the last time I looked at a question!
And it's like the most garish thing on the page!
Dear everyone, please name your functions "Susan1" through "Susan1516923", your variables "DGaeg16gKvow" through "Авпваойцехрварждоы", and be done. Sincerely, your ELU.
22:44
What's wrong with a, b, c, … ?
XD
Aaah! Headphone wire tangle! Minor crisis! Also, and thank you for reminding me, headphone wire, I forgot to check on something for one more person's w*%k I need to cover. This ridiculousness is getting unpossible...
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@aediaλ I see the crisis is messing up your prefixes!
waves hand These are not the synonyms you're looking for.
On the subject of trolling the site, I wonder if it's possible to write a perfectly reasonable question (full sentence) which would require every word to be redacted in the title.
>:)
23:07
"Hau 2 improov migh inglish?"
Redacted, i.e., censored.
Maybe that's not the word I want. That could be a virus word from reading the question about Dutch editors.
Well, frankly I would censor every single word in that title, would you not?
But the dictionary tells me that's what I wanted to say.
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I noticed the new google plus icon to the left of each question today.
Hmm ... I don't know. I think it serves to prove the point!
Maybe if somebody asked a legitimate question about the "seven words you can never say on television".
The title could be: “———, ———, ———, ———, ———, ———, ———”.
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23:12
What happened to Arthur Rex?
user19161
I think he has become user 5531.
@MetaEd Nah, someone would edit that to "Question about words"
Which would be bor-ing ...
I am not happy about the font in the chatroom. The em dashes should not have a hairline space between them.
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A: What is a "visual metaphor"

JeffSahol You're welcome.

Now that's quality editing.
@MetaEd Bah. CMOS be damned, I like my words and my punctuation separate.
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@aediaλ complementary metal oxide semiconductor?
23:21
CMOS (complementary metal–oxide–semiconductor) is a class of integrated circuits CMOS may also refer to: *Nonvolatile BIOS memory in a personal computer, historically known as CMOS *An active pixel sensor or "CMOS sensor" in a digital camera *The Chicago Manual of Style, a publishing style guide *The Canadian Meteorological and Oceanographic Society, a Canadian society dedicated to atmospheric and oceanic sciences *Credence Systems (NASDAQ symbol "CMOS" until 2008), a semiconductor equipment manufacturer
Have another guess.
@aedia I mean the triple em dash should be a single line.
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@aediaλ OIC, Chicago Manual of Style. Ding!!!
A dash is one of several kinds of punctuation mark. Dashes are similar to hyphens, but differ from them primarily in length, and serve different functions. The most common versions of the dash are the en dash (–) and the em dash (—). Common dashes There are several forms of dash, of which the most common are: {| class="wikitable" style="text-align:center" ! ! glyph ! Unicode codepoint ! HTML character entity reference ! HTML/XML numeric character references !TeX !Alt code (Windows) ! Mac OS X key combination !Compose key |- ! figure dash | | U+2012 | none | ‒ or &#...
@MetaEd Well, but if I gotta sacrifice that to get what looks like a hair space 'round the em dash for its normal use, it's worth it.
Ugh. that's a link directly to the Em Dash section.
23:24
Those never make the onebox right even though the link works.
@aedia But you don't have to. The other letters can do that.
Ugly.
triple em dash———here
On my monitor, there's a hairline in that comment on each end of the 3-em dash, but the 3-em dash itself is a solid line. That's using the alternate (fixed pitch) font.
So the site bats .500.
And I assume my browser could be making the font choice, so let me see if I can get that average up.

BLACK LOZENGE
Unicode: U+29EB, UTF-8: E2 A7 AB
Best Unicode character ever.
Hey! It's a humbug!
23:30
Where‽
@Mahnax There. (Context.)
@Mahnax Aww, I only see the numbery boxes. Stoopid browser.
@MetaEd Oic.
All right, the font selection in the room is not my browser's. It's deliberately screwed up.
@aediaλ Which?
23:32
@Mahnax your 2053 and 29EB (I think)
Instead of whatever unicode character they are supposed to be
@aediaλ Do you have Verdana?
I should...
Yeah.
@aediaλ Hm, what browser?
FF 3.6x series
Woah, Tibetan looks cool.
23:34
(No complaining about that, or I will close you and move you to IE 7)
My browser says the site is calling for Verdana. But my Verdana font does not have LOZENGE. The browser is falling back to a font that does have it, probably DejaVu Sans.
ཀ༃༕༆
Might try installing DejaVu Sans.
Gah. W-rk. Bye!
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@aediaλ Why are you using such an old version?
23:39
Because I don't admin this computer?
user19161
I think it does not even support gmail completely.
user19161
@Mahnax Have fun! I see you have only 1000 edits less than me.
FF 3.6x is still supported and is tentatively planned for end-of-life in April
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Centos and Debian still default to around that version though it's possible to get later ones manually.
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Old software is not stable software but unusable software.

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