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Project MKUltra—sometimes referred to as the CIA's mind control program—was the code name given to an illegal program of experiments on human subjects, designed and undertaken by the United States Central Intelligence Agency (CIA). Experiments on humans were intended to identify and develop drugs and procedures to be used in interrogations and torture, in order to weaken the individual to force confessions through mind control. Organized through the Scientific Intelligence Division of the CIA, the project coordinated with the Special Operations Division of the U.S. Army's Chemical Corps. The program...

Mitch

so hungry

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What dubious CIA operation are you?

Mitch

4:12 PM

@DeltaEscher they just went about it wrong

Delta Escher

That's what they said about Communism

Mitch

@DeltaEscher The third one will amaze you!!

@DeltaEscher Sweden seems to be doing OK.

Delta Escher

@Mitch Holy crap, I'm operation MKDELTA!

Mitch

@DeltaEscher :o

Delta Escher

@Mitch Yeah, and Bernie Sanders is doing good so far

Anyone remember that really old creepypasta about the Godzillla NES game?

Apparently someone's actually making an entire game out of it

Mitch

4:16 PM

That's the movie I want to write, where the suburban family is driving in their mini-van and they see another minivan up ahead that looks just like theirs and happen to be going pretty much where you're going but then they veer off the road and explode in a big fireball. Then the next day someone comes to the door and asks you if you're the Jones's and you say no, and the barges in and looks around and says 'Hey where is everything? where is all the equipment and monitors and grande launchers?"

Delta Escher

alternate universes ftw

Mitch

and then runs outside and also explodes in a fireball. and that's when you realize that you and your entire family are the CIA plant. That's how deep undercover you are.

@DeltaEscher He's not even socialist. He's to the right of Eisenhower (on many things. not all)

Delta Escher

pls giv free colleg

Mitch

They do in Europe (sort of, their college fees (not tuition) are being escalated constantly).

MετάEd

They've never exposed Project MKDonalds

Mitch

4:20 PM

Wow...Europe is sounding pretty good. Their problems are too many bureaucratic restrictions on small businesses, stifling innovation and entrepreneurship.

Thanks Dad. Does this mean I can unplug your respirator once I get off your lawn?

@MετάEd Do you remember/ever heard of those demonstrations against McD's in the 80's in France? 2010's they all love the McDo's.

Also, they're having obesity-related diabetes increases too.

Shafizadeh

@Mitch :-) then you're exactly the opposite of me ..

Mitch

Thanks public health epidemiologist. Can I unplug your respirator too?

Delta Escher

:^)

Shafizadeh

@Mitch :-) then you're exactly the opposite of me ..

Mitch

@Shafizadeh I heard you the first time!

MετάEd

4:24 PM

@Mitch That was all about the Hamburglar. He wore French stripes.

Delta Escher

Recursion

skill patrol

here it is :-)

Mitch

But yes. google translate is ... mercurial in its abilities to translate well. do not trust! I thought I'd try it. Was 'no problem' -> 'Mashkawyee bist'?

They don't have pronunciation yet for Persian

@skillpatrol The Hamburglar was so good at stealth we barely see him mentioned there.

Delta Escher

@Mitch he could still be burgling to this day...

skill patrol

Wow is he still alive?

Delta Escher

4:29 PM

who knows

skill patrol

or cares

Delta Escher