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@snailboat But what is an official name?
 
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@Cerberus Fungophagous nematodus. All is fair.
01:56
@tchrist Sir, you don't know how much time I'm spending on that table. It's a gem for me. Thanks you.
 
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@Mitch Whaddaya know - there actually is a FAQ for chat! <http://chat.stackexchange.com/faq>
 
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Q: What source explains the different pronunciations of "hol" in "alcohol" and "hollow"?

sumelicAccording to Merriam-Webster, the pronunciation of alcohol is "ˈal-kə-ˌhȯl" while the pronunciation of hollow is "ˈhä-(ˌ)lō." Why are they pronounced with different vowels? I think I've figured out the reason (my explanation is further below) but I haven't been able to find any source to confirm ...

What do people think? Would this qualify for reopening? I tried to make it more clear, and I don't really think the question is primarily opinion-based or off-topic.
08:50
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: Words Starting with Double Consonants by Cailen on english.stackexchange.com
09:02
@sumelic How do you get the fancy white box to appear in the message?
 
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10:44
"Rather than" is the same with "Instead of" ?
11:01
@Lawrence Just post a link to the question. The system converts it to an extract. Same with links to Wikipedia articles and a couple of other things (I forget exactly what).
@Shafizadeh @Shafizadeh You will need to be a bit more forthcoming. "Rather than" probably implies a preference, whereas "instead of" is probably only giving a neutral alternative.
Hmm. I think I need a new mouse: the button bounces. Sorry about the double-ping.
@AndrewLeach ah ok tnx :)
11:29
@AndrewLeach Thanks!
@AndrewLeach Do I need to format the link in any particular way, square brackets, perhaps? The link in my message just before sumelic's was rendered as text.
Test: chat.stackexchange.com/faq
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: "Will have" vs. "Would have" by bhosdika on english.stackexchange.com
11:51
@Lawrence No, just a link, with nothing else.
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Q: Is there a more specific term than hyperbole for this kind of outlandish exaggeration?

John CliffordI quite often make outlandish exaggerated statements to emphasise a point; for example, if I'm particularly frustrated with a programming problem I'm working on, I'll say something like If it doesn't work this time, I'm going to set fire to everything forever. I know that as defined, this i...

That was just this:
http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/313572/is-there-a-more-specific-term‌​-than-hyperbole-for-this-kind-of-outlandish-exagger
12:26
@RegDwigнt Yes, I saw this a few days ago, it's really great.
13:25
Happy Pi Day.
Happy Pi Day to you! Though as a non-American, I write the date as 2016-03-14 So I'll only have Pi day in the year 3141
then every day will be pi day
whoops it's not 20016 yet.
Happy Pi day @Kit
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Only in Gregorian calendar.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Um. It's the day that's important, not the year.
Oh! I just got notice that we're getting bonuses in the next paycheck!
Bonus?! What's one of them?
It's where they give you money for free.
13:39
Oh.
That's never happened to me.
Not even a cost-of-living pay rise with my current (American) employer.
But, good for you!
Wow. That sucks. Although, this is the first place I've worked where I get regular raises and merit pay.
Sorry: we're coming to the end of the contract and it's all being handled rather badly. I'll try not to let any more leak through.
A question that I believe may be too short/minor to post, in the following paragraph from an interview, is the use of the word "indeed" incorrect? Or can it actually be used to mean "even"?
> Mike Wallace: Ayn, I'm sure that you have stimulated a good many people, more people than [you] already have, to read your book Atlas Shrugged, and The Fountainhead, and I'm equally sure they will be stimulated for the reading, indeed, if they do not agree.
It seems to me that the phrasing might be "they will be stimulated indeed" with an "even" missing from "if they do not agree".
Of course, let me know if this should be posted as a question.
It doesn't sound wrong to me.
It's sort of like an emphatic 'even'.
Kind of implying contrast.
It sounds educated to me.
It doesn't work in British English. That needs an even (indeed, even if the indeed remains).
13:47
Indeed, if they do not agree, they will be equally stimulated for the reading.
It works that way round, but not the other way round.
Ah, so the "equally" doesn't compare the interview and the reading, but rather "equally stimulated if they do not agree"
Maybe it is because I can hear Mike Wallace saying it.
@Lilienthal It reads to me like "they will be simulated regardless of whether they agree".
Here's the video at the sentence.
13:52
yes. That's how I was interpreting it.
they will be stimulated for the reading ... indeed, if they do not agree.
@KitZ.Fox Yeah, I think my confusion comes from the "indeed" being added as a sort of emphatic interjection and being placed right where the "even" would be, while that "even if" was shortened to just "if".
Yes, I can understand that. Like I said, it feels like an emphasis but also a kind of contrast -- the expectation might be that people who disagree would not want to read it, but this statement counters that.
Yeah makes sense. Thanks for the input.
 
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@sumelic Was it closed as off-topic? Anyway, it seems to be open now. But rereading it, it looks like you added quite a bit to your question, well beyond the point where my answer seems misguided. I don't know what to do now, edit, or answer separately (I'd answer differently to your current question.)
@KitZ.Fox Pfft...tau day is antimisunderrepresented
@Lilienthal I disagree about the content.
I think Mike Wallace is just trying to be diplomatic.
Rand wrote (in my opinion) better than average alternate-history science fiction. And that's not everyone's cup of tea.
Some people are stimulated by baseball. Others are not. Some are stimulated by pseudo-logical narcissism in a sci-fi plot. Others maybe not as much.
Most science fiction is really just nerd Mary Sue.
Also, Pol Pot was really misunderstood; some of his lesser known policies...
Dude.
Not cool.
16:00
@KitZ.Fox You and your π hegemony... I get symbol-nausea when I hear it.
@Mitch It was closed mainly as "primarily opinion-based," but some people had other reasons. Sorry for changing the question on you! I appreciate your answer as it is; but if you'd like to edit, that's fine also.
@sumelic When I wrote it before, the examples seemed all the same to me. Now that I read your extended question, it's obvious that there is the cot/caught distinction for some (or LOT/CLOTH). I think I'll emend. or is it 'amend'?
 
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17:26
TIL that I can put notices on posts for needing citations.
Is that a mod thing? It must be.
it is a mod thing!
Hi @JohnB.
Hi Kit!
Anyone can also go here to see posts that have notices
Well, look at that.
Hard to believe I've been a mod this long and had no idea about that.
17:42
Didn't they teach you that in mod school?
Maybe. I'm pretty sure I was carousing that day.
you're such a carouser.
better than being a carousel
Speaking of carousing, I am about to eat pie.
Because it is Pi Day.
17:57
I had pie yesterday, because π is irrational
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18:07
@JohnB ??? What is a 'notice'? I couldn't figure out any tags or anything that would mark those as such.
bounties and locked posts also count as having "notices"
huh. how about that.
@JohnB so bounties fall off that list pretty quickly, and locked items are forever on that list (until unlocked. But 'citation needed'? How is that 'notice' removed (if in fact a citation is added to the content)?
@Mitch it must be manually removed, there's no way to set a "timed" notice like you can with locked posts
hence the need to have that page, I guess
18:23
@MattE.Эллен Hey, I did too! It was chocolate-pear pie
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 we had chicken and mushroom pies :D
I have been up and down so much today I think I am going to lose my mind.
@JohnB but that's the question, how do you manually remove it? I see no UI artifact to manually either put it on that list or remove it.
@KitZ.Fox would pie help? Of course it would!!
18:39
the option to add one turns in to an option to remove one once it has one
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 chocolate-pear? That's a thing? It sounds like two random things were put together like salt and caramel or velvet and cake or Pol Pot and pot pie.
Already by association he's not looking so bad
@Mitch yeah it was a chocolate pie with pears in it.
And it was good?
The pear part with the chocolate
Obviously one or the other is great
@JohnB must be a mod superpower
yep
it was alright. I think it would've been better if it'd been a little lighter on the chocolate side. fluffier, less chocolatey.
18:46
Now I'm wondering why some of these are locked rather than closed.
Sometimes if you lock the door before you close it, you can't close it.
That's deep.
But practical
Are all the locked questions on that list? I suspect so. Many questions were locked intentionally to prevent them from being closed (eg the content was historically off topic but we want to keep it for posterity and we like it)
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Q: Why is second the duration of exactly 9192631770 periods of radiations?

A. VatsWhy is a second equal to the duration of 9192631770 periods of radiation corresponding to the transition between two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium-133 atom? Why is the number of periods so complicated? It could be any simple number, why is it exactly 9192631770?

Because you're a troll.
Is that a troll question to ask?
19:00
@IͶΔ What was that StackApp link again?
I'm on a different computer and I forget it
@JohnB yes, that is a troll question to ask.
@RegDwigнt Mind if I ask how (though I have a sneaking suspicion)
okay
The only way you know that number is by looking it up somewhere. That somewhere, no matter what it is, will have the explanation how the number came about.
@RegDwigнt Not necessarily
It might not, and then that question would be perfectly fine
We're just begging the question if he did or not when we could just either answer the question and get free rating, or ignore it and have nothing change
19:04
Yeah, we either benefit from feeding the troll or we do not.
And you can't flag it, because it's a perfectly legitimate question and you'd just look like you're beating down on an innocent person if you do flag it.
It's a big assumption that there's an explanation accompanying the text, I'd give the benefit of the doubt that there wasn't and that's why they asked. Otherwise, meh
Can I ask someone a favor?
I need a sound uploaded to any stock sounds website I can access so I can use it as a sound for something.
That depends, do I have the right to say no (especially if you want money from me)?
You do have the right to say no
19:08
@JohnB It's not a big assumption at all, since that is not the definition of a second. Any definition of a second will be quick to point just that out.
@DeltaEscher now that is a big assumtion. Of course I can flag it. Watch me do.
I could definitely imagine scenarios where the fact is removed from all context without explanation. Maybe on the bottom of a Snapple cap :)
We should just make caesium-133 transition its ground state levels at a more convenient frequency.
Tell me if you get it up so I can use it
@DeltaEscher what sites can you access?
19:11
@JohnB in which case you must go on to imagine that that person meticulously typed off the numbers off a Snapple cap.
@MattE.Эллен Any as long as I can get a link of the file that plays the sound for my SE Chat sound applet
Oh hey I haven't changed my avatar recently
Boop
@MattE.Эллен A direct link to the sound would be awesome
@RegDwigнt I am more inclined to assume that some people just find it easier to ask others than to find out for themselves. We see it all the time all over the network, questions that are so easily googled they make you wonder what bubble they're living in :P
The Drive link doesn't work
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@DeltaEscher doesn't it work from that google drive link?
@MattE.Эллен No
It's not a direct link to the sound itself, and Google Drive won't let me do that
@JohnB yes, absolutely correct. But that is the point at which it logically follows that there is no way on Earth they could have possibly found Physics.SE.
So I need a direct link to the sound from the internet because the applet is complete garbage and doesn't let me upload sound files
@DeltaEscher I see. I don't think I know a site that will do that
@MattE.Эллен Just the first sound uploading site you find would work
I just need any link to the direct sound
19:15
@RegDwigнt heh, if only we had access to more powerful analytics. I actually did ask a new user once how they found our site, they just took it the wrong way and got offended :S So I stopped doing that
My school is super strict on site access
@JohnB self-censoring, eh. To cater to ignorance, no less :-P
As some German philosopher (or was it a chancellor?) once said, "Der Klügere gibt nach; das ergibt die Herrschaft der Dummen".
On Graphic Design we have a font identifcation tag, it has been a mystery to me how people possibly come to our site as a new user to ask for a font to be identified. There are so many other hits on Google before us, I would really love to know what people are searching for that leads them to us first.
The smarter person will give in first. Which results in the reign of stupid.
@JohnB not to mention that your site's name is nowhere as cool as "What The Font".
@DeltaEscher picosong.com/Aj9G
does that work?
19:19
Seriously, who clicks on "Graphic Design" if they can click on "WTF"?
:D
GD = God damn? Maybe? Eh? Nope, still not as cool :(
Gosh darn, please. This is a family channel.
Sorry families :(
Anyone knows what this is? My windows provides random Login Screen backgrounds, All of them natural till this one.
19:24
It is a picture on the Internet.
Right. I didn't think of that.
I am here to help.
Other than that, it reminds me of a really bad movie with Johnny Depp.
Could it possibly be actual lighting?
It is a long exposure photo taken in what looks to be a lilac field
Really Old Fonts, Layouts, Colours, Overlays, Printing, Typesetting Educational Resource
19:26
@JohnB I have to look up exposure field now.
@Fard Yeah it could. The two bright lights in the centre make me suspicious, but those could either have been a) actually quite dim, and b) photoshopped.
@Fard d'oh
None of them were photoshoped before.
I suspect someone had a blinking light at the end of the rope, spun it around as they ran down the field, then pointed it directly towards the camera at the end
or in reverse
My wife does this sort of photography. It used to be quite a trend about eight years ago.
19:28
@JohnB That makes sense.
But where is that someone hiding himself?
It's long exposure. Remember that the shutter was open the entire time.
This appears to be the original source and author's profile 500px.com/photo/73479425/…
The person was running all over the place.
@MattE.Эллен No. For some reason it just resets all sounds to the default one.
At least in the menu
Ping me regularly
@JohnB Thanks.
19:32
@DeltaEscher How is this for
@MattE.Эллен Default
Let me see if I can mess with the code a little.
@Fard explanation video here, you can see someone swinging a flashlight around in the beginning just as I described youtube.com/watch?v=CFlgMdiZHhc
How and where did you search for the original picture?
19:33
Tineye or similar.
a few iterations of Google's reverse image search
That's a good tool.
Well how about that
The actual post about the App says its broken
19:36
nice
Mosaic looks the best.
Ooh like mom when you're five years old. How does she know when you're lying?
Just like back in the 1990s.
@Mitch she's a WITCH.
Part her hair in the back, she really does have eyes in the back of her head
@Mitch From radiation though
19:40
Either she's the alien or you have a birth defect for not having the extra pair
Seriously, nobody who's not a witch can possibly tell when a five years old is lying. Easy proof: have the five year old say, "my mom is a witch".
The witch will burn.
Not in my experience. I'll send you my data journal
Like HP-MoR. You can do experiments
Mitch is a witch.
Sez you
And to conceal that he had nothing better to do than flip a letter upside down. Which means he's apparently also a satanist.
19:44
Screw this. I'm getting a donut
rage donut quits
ʇnuop ɐ ƃuıʇʇǝƃ ɯ,ı ˙sıɥʇ ʍǝɹɔs
See how he's uttering some magic rubbish?
Beware!
rage comes back
It's Rage Strikes Back, you heathen.
Better heathen and a pagan than gristle in a castle
19:48
@Fard yes. And that's how easy it is to find out my full legal name.
Was that such a secret? I'm sorry then. :P
@RegDwigнt oh Elton... sigh
@Fard au contraire, quite obviously it wasn't.
Otherwise I'd have used something else.
I know. Anyway, makes no difference to me. I can't read your name.
@RegDwigнt oh Bubo Scandiacus... sigh
19:50
Nobody can. That is the actual punchline.
Which is why I'm not hiding it. You can't do anything with it. Not even begin to read it.
Not that your screen name makes any more sense to me.
I like hiding things in the open like that. To mess with everybody's brains.
@Fard well maybe you should google for it, then :-P
Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer, songwriter, and composer. He has worked with lyricist Bernie Taupin as his songwriting partner since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date. In his five-decade career Elton John has sold more than 300 million records, making him one of the best-selling music artists in the world. He has more than fifty Top 40 hits, including seven consecutive No. 1 US albums, 58 Billboard Top 40 singles, 27 Top 10, four No. 2 and nine No. 1. For 31 consecutive years (1970–2000) he had at least one...
You misspelt Heracles
LMGT... Oh you just did
@MattE.Эллен You misspelled Hisacles. You oppressive mysoginist shitlord.
19:53
@RegDwigнt Hey man, it's free speech
It's not free if I charge you for it.
@MattE.Эллен best Disney ever. Meg (short for Megara). "Call IXII" for help. Ha ha ha.
stop oppressing my rights
Haven't thought about that now, have you?
@MattE.Эллен fine with me. starts oppressing Matt's lefts
@RegDwigнt You can't be a communist!
19:55
I can't, and yet I am. I suppose that makes me some kind of god.
@Mitch I haven't seen it, but I see a lot of stills on tumblr. People really like Hades
@RegDwigнt what kind? a communist god?
Oh, so you read tumblr. No wonder you're such an oppressive misogynist.
Matt explains all things.
Just like Sabrina
Hey people come here, gather around, Matt does all the explaining.
Once upon a time, in a far away land, a fairy lived.
It was a tall fairy, like about 15cm
The fairy had the power to grant wishes
Yes, especially "make my dishes clean".
But there was noöne to grant wishes to, so it granted wishes to itself
It created a bus full of people
If wishes were dishes, we'd all swim in richesses.
and that's how everything started
19:58
But then history became legend, and legend became mythoginist.
That concludes my offerings for today. vanishes
that mute commie
 
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^ something similar was discussed here a year ago or so
21:56
@DeltaEscher remind me to remind you to remind me to dig it up tomorrow. My shovel's asleep.

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