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user174558
2:00 PM
Thank you for QED.
 
@MattE.Эллен do you really think so? Is that by definition?
 
@skillpatrol yes. I don't know
 
First and foremost, racism is about pastime.
 
ok
it's complex
but simple minded
 
user174558
Well, maybe racism exists, but the word is overused, like sexism.
 
2:02 PM
@skillpatrol if racism and other bigotry, like homophobia, didn't cause people to be treated badly, then would they be an issue?
 
Non sequitur. Is there anything at all that doesn't cause people to be treated badly?
 
lots of things... I borrow a book from a library. no one got treated badly
 
The author gets treated badly. You've deprived them of income.
I get treated badly, because I come to the library to rent the book but it's not there because of you.
 
@RegDwigнt Why you don't thank me?
Tank B
 
2:04 PM
George Bush gets treated badly because he hates it when people read books.
Why do you treat George Bush badly? Why?
 
@RegDwigнt fine. you're definition of "treated badly" and mine differ. The author gets what they agreed to and you have to wait a bit.
 
Not to mention that if you get robbed by a band of hools, you'll start kicking them over the head with the book, treating the hools rather badly indeed.
 
@RegDwigнt That definition of "gets treated badly" is so broad as to be useless.
 
@MattE.Эллен well, I never agreed to have to wait a bit.
And it's questionable that every author of every book in every library so much as knows it is in there, let alone agreed to anything.
 
user174558
@Gigili Hello Gigili.
 
2:06 PM
@RegDwigнt you did, because you know how libraries work. sometimes someone else has the book you want.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 thank you. Exactly my point.
 
@Jasper Hi Jasper.
 
Matt brought it up, and I hoped to show how useless it was.
 
Racism consists of ideologies and practices that seek to justify, or cause, the unequal distribution of privileges or rights among different racial groups. Modern variants are often based in social perceptions of biological differences between peoples. These can take the form of social actions, practices or beliefs, or political systems that consider different races to be ranked as inherently superior or inferior to each other, based on presumed shared inheritable traits, abilities, or qualities. It may also hold that members of different races should be treated differently. Among the questions...
 
@RegDwigнt ... so just narrow your definition to a useful one?
 
user174558
2:06 PM
@Gigili You can be sure that I am not an imposter.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I do not have a definition. I did not use the words. Matt did. Leave me alone.
 
@RegDwigнt No, Matt's using a useful definition.
 
He didn't even say what his definition is. He just used the words.
 
user174558
Everyone's a room owner. I feel so small.
 
Also, who are you to decide what's useful or not?
 
2:08 PM
@Jasper Hmm, What?
 
@RegDwigнt That's what I do around here.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 but I get to decide what's allowed here. And I never allowed any kind of doing around here.
 
user174558
@Gigili Well, some users like to impersonate me by using a blue square.
 
@Matt is being presumptious and insulting in his thinking I know how libraries work. Why the hell is he allowed to do that?
 
user174558
@RegDwigнt Anyway, Oxford Dictionaries Online is an approximation of the Oxford Dictionary of English.
 
2:10 PM
I don't even know what libraries is. As indeed 99% of all people in the educated Western world.
 
user174558
Libraries are those files that begin with lib on your Linux box.
 
@RegDwigнt Ignorance is not a defense.
 
@Jasper After what you said about me I don't really care about such matters.
 
I will make this bold statement: Racism has done more harm than libraries
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Anyway, you haven't even rented the book yet, he only mentioned the possibility, but he's already treated me badly. QED.
@MattE.Эллен obviously, you've never read the Bible.
 
user174558
2:11 PM
@Gigili What did I say about you? I am sorry.
 
I don't borrow books at the library. My wife is afraid they might have bedbugs.
 
Or the Qu'ran. Or Mein Kampf. Or anything by Dan Brown. Or Martha Stewart.
90% of everything is shit. And that includes books, and the 10% of the remaining books.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Wut?
 
Mein Kampf caused racism
 
@Jasper No problem. How goes it?
 
user174558
2:13 PM
@MattE.Эллен To make a bold statement, it must be in bold.
 
Fuck it, Dude, let's go bolding.
 
@MattE.Эллен at best, you can say libraries have done more good than racism. Though even that is questionable. Look at all the autobahns.
 
@RegDwigнt Hey, racism sustained the Southern economy for hundreds of years! Or was that slavery? I disremember.
 
16 mins ago, by Matt E. Эллен
@Jasper except that racism is more about oppression than over generalisation
 
@Robusto @tchrist even went a step further and ended up in Bolder.
@skillpatrol that's racist.
 
user174558
2:15 PM
If you are bold, throw a boulder.
 
Also, oppressive.
 
Yet William Shatner was the boldest.
 
He would baldly go where no man has gone before.
The women's bathroom
 
@Robusto Yet in the end it will be Alec, William, and Stephen who Bold win.
 
user174558
How come only one star for Reg thanking me? More stars are needed.
 
@RegDwigнt one book does not a library make
 
@MattE.Эллен yeah yeah and one racist does not racism define.
 
user174558
I expect there to be two stars by now.
 
if the bible is the cause of harm it is also the cause of good
 
@MattE.Эллен Mari-Lou wants to know why you deleted her answer to her own question about toast.
 
2:19 PM
@Mitch I know. I'm building up to it.
 
user174558
Up to climax.
 
@MattE.Эллен that does not follow. it could be bad through and through
 
> Uno de los más brillantes guitarristas de la historia
Actual YouTube comment. About Mick Abrams. When they could have mentioned, like, fifty others.
 
@MattE.Эллен Nice! pops popcorn
 
That's why people can get away with saying bullshit like "Islam is the religion of love and peace". Or Christianity, for that matter. Because one book that tells you to cut everybody's heads off does not a library make, and one thousand men that actually do that do not a religion define.
 
2:19 PM
There's been a lot of popcorn lately.
 
@Robusto Decades after being eradicated by pesticides we no longer are allowed to use, bedbugs have made their way north from the US to Ontario. They're fiendishly difficult to get rid of in a house, and my wife is bug-phobic. So there was a rumour of a bedbug being found in a library book, and that was that.
 
@RegDwigнt There are some pretty disgusting stories in the bible.
 
There is that Russian saying, "one spoon of tar spoils a barrel of honey".
 
Also, the Bhagavad Gita.
 
user174558
@Mitch Take away opc and popcorn becomes porn.
 
2:20 PM
How about we use that as a maxim.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Silverfish inhabit library books. There's a difference. Anyway, "from the U.S."? Look to thy own knitting—and bedbugs—Canada.
 
@RegDwigнt Russians are dumb. Don't put that spoon in!
 
Your religion has just one book that says in just one place that you should kill people in Paris, your religion is a vile piece of shit. Simple as that. Done.
 
@Robusto well, they came from warmer places. I'm not trying to assign blame.
It just so happens that our entire southern border is you guys.
 
@Jasper Ewww... stops eating ... that stuff
 
2:21 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Yeah, blame America first.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 wall. build a wall.
 
@Mitch Yes, because insects are well-known to be averse to walls.
 
Yes, hence the name, insects. Not outer sects.
 
@Mitch What I mean is, it has given people good ideas as well as harmful ones, so etc.
 
Or crosssects.
 
user174558
2:22 PM
@RegDwigнt Rather, outsects.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I thought that's where they live.
 
@Mitch well, bedbugs live in your bed.
 
parasites live in your body
 
But they will also hitch rides in other things, such as books.
 
@MattE.Эллен so wait, I was chastised for my definitions not being "useful", but this trite and completely meaningless statement of yours gets a pass?
 
2:23 PM
ticks, halfway in.
 
Everything has given some thing or other to someone or not.
There. Thank me later.
 
@RegDwigнt face it, you don't know how to properly troll a librarian
 
user174558
@RegDwigнt Not when you removed the star.
 
step 1 get ten people (I know! I don't know that many either)
 
@Mitch Hah, nice try with your trick question. Everyone knows if you are facing a librarian, you're not properly trolling them by definition.
 
2:25 PM
step 2 have every body check out 10... no 20 books at random times of the day
step 3 return them all at the same time.
step 4 go to step 1
 
Wait. Isn't that what librarians do?
 
@RegDwigнt no butt jokes in france
 
Like, for a living?
 
user174558
I am going to nap, good night.
 
All life long?
 
2:26 PM
@RegDwigнt what? no. they read the books for you.
 
No, that's Amazon Kindle.
 
where have you been? Obviously that's why you don't understand this library thing.
 
I really don't.
 
Wait, you download to a kindle and ... done?
I'd prefer a pill.
 
user174558
@RegDwigнt Kindle doesn't display math correctly, warning all users here.
 
2:27 PM
I thought the whole point of being a librarian is that 10, no 20, people come in, at random times of the day, to rent books, and then return them again.
 
@Jasper The idea is nice, the execution went badly
 
user174558
@Mitch Many heads came off.
 
if you miss the neck, the screaming just goes on and on. and you don't want to lose a toe slipping on the mess
 
@RegDwigнt I thought libraries in Russia were where people go to drink and pass out someplace where they won't freeze to death.
 
Books don't make very good insulation unless you rip out the pages and loosely ball them up.
 
2:30 PM
@Robusto that's not how I used them when I was a child, but yours is clearly better.
 
I mean, if you're desperate they'll burn but wood is better
 
I mean, I used them to learn a third of A Midsummer Night's Dream by heart. In just one evening before the deadline. Yours is much better.
 
@RegDwigнt You're welcome. Feel free to use it.
Kindle => linKed
 
I might need to pay royalties to Metro 2013 first. That's not very free.
 
@RegDwigнt That was you? Gah, that's not how you use a library. Go get a room by yourself!
 
2:33 PM
A private room? Do librarians give lap readings there?
 
I see the star wall suffers from the same kind of bikeshedding as the main site.
What's next, fifty people starring "donuts are tasty"?
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Always.
 
@RegDwigнt Don't bother. They won't acknowledge your money for that performance.
 
HEY
the mayor quote went away
 
HEY WHAT"S UP?
 
2:34 PM
Have you said your prayers tonight, Desdemona7?
 
who deleted the Fucking mayor
 
Nobody deleted any fucking mayors.
Nov 14 '12 at 16:02, by RegDwighт
May 4 at 9:46, by RegDwight ΒВBẞ8
@MattЭллен You know, it's only 34km from Petting to Fucking, but a whopping 656km from Fucking to Wedding.
 
@RegDwigнt the starred thing is gone
 
Yes, the star wall is sorted by the number of Fuckings given.
 
♪ I shot the sheriff / but I did not delete no mayor ♫
 
2:36 PM
And nobody gives a Fucking about Fucking anymore.
 
We are playing way past Fucking, Austria these days.
 
Though I must admit I keep forgetting just how full the Internet is of ten-year olds who'd never heard of Fucking and will star it left and right.
 
Fucking, Austria was like, so 2012. Just because it was news to you doesn't mean it was starworthy.
 
@RegDwigнt I'm not tn
 
Before they even learn to spell its, mind you.
 
2:37 PM
and I starred it
 
Or before they even learn to spell ten, mind you.
 
@0celo7 Hey, sometimes you eat the b'ar . . . and sometimes, why, the b'ar . . . well, he eats you.
 
i'm a cripple
can't typ
 
@RegDwigнt You don't spell ten, you count to it. Obviously you've been doing it wrong all these years.
 
You must be at least this mayor to be starred in this chat:
 
2:40 PM
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@RegDwigнt O Canada!
 
@Robusto fuck you onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightninefold.
That better?
 
@RegDwigнt You may not even fuck me once.
 
Still learning english grammor.
@Robusto that was not a request, that was an order.
And no amount of me was involved.
Read up on imperatives. And peratives, while you're at it.
 
@RegDwigнt It was pretty malorderous.
 
What's Lorde to do with anything of this?
It's such a travesty with you, man.
 
2:43 PM
Count to ten before you spell your next word.
 
Where's Hitler anyway?
 
Tag. You're it.
 
Feel the earth move and then
Hear my heart burst again.
At the skyfall, when it crumboles.
@Robusto Tag auch!
Wie geht's, wie steht's?
 
Gah. That's the worst word I can't stand on its own.
 
2:46 PM
The tag is implied.
 
Because people in recent years have come to use it as an abbreviation for "Guten Appetit".
 
Here it is like a rebus.
 
Which is like writing "tx" for "thank you".
 
No, this is much better and you know it.
 
It does bring the point across, but not the point you intended.
 
2:47 PM
You're just jealous you didn't think of it.
 
@Robusto if it were better, it'd be , but it's a mere , and you know it.
 
would be best.
 
@Robusto I wish. Oh I wish.
Alas.
 
2:49 PM
Gute besserung
 
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MORE COWBELL!
 
Sind wir alle Deutsch hier
 
I gotta have more cowbell.
 
user116848
Wow, we have so many tags now.
 
2:50 PM
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@0celo7 offensichtlich nicht. Die Deutschen kennen den Unterschied zwischen deutsch und Deutsch.
Well okay I take that back. Most actually don't.
Most Germans don't even know who their president is.
 
@RegDwigнt Too late...
 
Sag niemals nie.
 
@RegDwigнt Wären meine Finger nicht dumm, dann würde dass Deutsche sein
 
Jaja, und was wäre das, und würde sein wäre wäre.
Und wenn meine Oma Eier hätte, wäre sie mein Opa.
 
2:53 PM
Ah fuck it, 4 years in American and I can't speak German any more
 
So anyway. Back to monitoring Robusto's efforts, or lacks thereof.
 
Or English
I'm a wreck
 
Or Russian.
 
I can't speak either language
 
@RegDwigнt It takes a lot of effort to be this lazy.
 
2:54 PM
Come to think of it, you're not very fluent in Tamil, either.
@Robusto a noble if thankless endeavour.
 
I don't ask for thanks. I do it for humanity.
 
What about huge après-midis?
Are you racist against times of day?
 
I don't give hugs anytime.
 
Hugs to be you.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇's wife is afraid of bed-hugs from books?
 
2:56 PM
Well. You gotta admit, book-hugs from beds are clearly not anywhere as scary.
 
Libraries: the secret killer.
 
Ladybugs: the ladykillers.
 
@RegDwigнt Worst Coen bros. movie ever.
This article is about the 2004 remake. For the original, see The Ladykillers. The Ladykillers is a 2004 American black comedy thriller film directed by Joel and Ethan Coen. The Coens' screenplay was based on the 1955 British Ealing comedy film of the same name written by William Rose. The remake was produced by the Coens, Tom Jacobson, Barry Sonnenfeld and Barry Josephson. It stars Tom Hanks, Irma P. Hall, Marlon Wayans, J. K. Simmons, Tzi Ma and Ryan Hurst. This was the first film in which Joel and Ethan Coen share both producing and directing credits; previously Joel had always been credited...
> The film received mixed reviews, scoring a 56/100 average on Metacritic. On Rotten Tomatoes, the film scored 55%.
For the Coens, that's FAIL.
 
3:19 PM
@MattE.Эллен My wife is a librarian. I have found the best way to troll her is to bring some dirty dishes from my office down to the kitchen just as the kitchen is clean and she has pushed the button to start the dishwasher. Works every time.
 
@Robusto At least you know how you'll die.
 
it's a dupe.
 
I love when I click on a blue "flag" button to receive the message "There are no flags to display."
 
I wish the SE devs could spend a couple hours just making it so that clicking on flags never makes another action necessary.
Basically, get rid of all error messages.
If I manage to click on the blue number, show me the flagged message. Who cares if it's been processed? Just show it. Then, if my click on "valid", "invalid", etc, is too late, who cares? just make the dialog go away. Don't show me any error. Don't show any popup. Don't even show a toast that fades away. Just make it go away.
 
Perfectionist.
 
It's such a small change required
Just take away the javascript code that currently shows a notification bar when an error occurs during processing.
 
3:56 PM
Yeah, well SE has clearly demonstrated that they don't run off and do any old thing just because it happens to be a good idea.
 
yeah
well, like any dev team, I guess.
 
I'm glad I'm out of that mess.
 
But considering their attention to UI details in other places, this particular interface is clunky.
And the solution is obvious.
 
Their execution is usually brilliant. It's the design that is often flawed, and if not the design, the logic thinking behind it.
 
Well, nobody's perfect.
 
3:58 PM
Some software is damn near perfect.
 
Name one
 
My all-time favorite software is Mark of the Unicorn's Digital Performer. Brilliant, elegant, intuitive, powerful—a dream come to life.
Digital Performer is a full-featured Digital Audio Workstation/Sequencer software package published by Mark of the Unicorn (MOTU) of Cambridge, Massachusetts for the Apple Macintosh and Microsoft Windows platforms. == Ancestry == In 1984, Mark of the Unicorn released Professional Composer, one of the first application programs for the Apple Macintosh. The program used the Macintosh's high-resolution graphics and printing to allow the user to print professional quality music scores. In 1985, the company released a music sequencer named Performer, also based on the Macintosh platform, for arranging...
It accommodates so many ways of working, and you can do almost anything from almost anywhere. Features you thought it didn't do are not only there, but the reason you didn't see them were that your imagining of how they could be turns out to be less than their vision for what they should be.
And I don't say that lightly about any software.
That's version 9. I'm still using v. 5 and it still seems more advanced than stuff you see today.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 On the other hand, event publishing and subscribing are not as easy in the distributed web environment as they are in dedicated software. The "flag_deleted" event can't get sent to your browser until your browser polls the server again, and the periodicity has to be set low enough that it doesn't hinder performance.
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Q: using prepisition "with"

Jooseok LeeI don't know why the differwnce of these sentences are especially the present participle and past participle. One is "with my back leaning against the wall, the other is "with arms crossed.

Belongs on ELL.
 
4:15 PM
@Robusto Well, it can, now, with websockets. But even if they don't do that, the UI can just fake it. If there is a number that shows a flag, and I click it, it should show me a flag, even if the flag is already processed. If that's not possible, make the number just disappear and show a toast that says "too late" or something.
And once the flag is showing, there's def a message ID and/or a flag ID that is known, and my actions to validate or invalidate the flag are meaningful. But in either case, I don't care and cannot affect the result... either click should just dismiss the dialog.
There is no reason to show a message after I click on the action buttons.
There is no further action I can take, nothing I can possibly care to do. Everything that happens after that click is punishing me for clicking it.
"You can only counterflag messages that have been flagged"... yes, that's interesting, I guess, except that the message WAS flagged, and so why are you showing me this? Is this trying to tell me that the message was already processed? Is it trying to tell me that I'm too late? Is it trying to punish me for calling an API at the wrong time? I only did what they asked me to do.
Not only that, but the flag UI is at the bottom left of the screen, and the error message is at the top right.
it's like they want me to exercise my arm or something.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I think most devs don't realize they are now able to use those. And, of course, legacy non-support in IE means they have to eliminate part of the market to use them. And it's a pain to have to support both methodologies. And blah blah blah.
 
@Robusto nah, SE already strongly ignores older IE.
Also there are libraries that handle fallback to polling.
But polling vs events isn't the issue.
 
I have already ignored older IE for years.
 
as we all should.
 
But I'm still getting notifications for chats I visited once and never again, and this was more than a month ago, and @Shog9 tartly insisted that this is not a problem when I raised it on Meta.SE
So whatever the way things fail, their point seems to be .
It's a feature, not a bug.
Your irritation at getting the message "There are no flags to display" is clearly your failure to understand the beauty of the design.
 
4:35 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 All of this.
They should show porn instead.
 
Then nobody would click on the flags, because they'd want to be too late, so that they'd get porn as a reward
 
@Robusto didn't he also tartly say to shut up and wait, no just a little longer, stop bothering me kid, go play in the traffic.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I'm busy not clicking now
 
@Mitch Something like that.
 
4:55 PM
> Microsoft recalls in an article about the project posted on his blog that the current traps used batteries must be replaced several times a year and some experiments require chemicals to be transported by boat because the regulations do not allow airlines to fly in airplanes.
I wholeheartedly approve of the regulation that does not allow airlines to fly in airplanes.
 
What about small airlines, in big planes?
 
Of course, that is not the failure of the article, but of Duobot's auto-translation, which seems identical to Google Translate's.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I would have to see it working. And there would be tests, and certifications, etc.
Microsoft recuerda en un artículo sobre el proyecto publicado en su blog que las trampas actuales utilizan baterías que hay que reemplazar varias veces al año y algunos experimentos requieren químicos que hay que transportar por barco porque las regulaciones aéreas no permiten que viajen en aviones.
That's the original.
 
It did seem like a weird sentence.... "Microsoft ... on his blog"...
 
That's machine translation for you. Just as bad as ignoramus translation.
Should have been "its" blog, obviously.
Also, every other thing about the translation sucks ass as well.
> Microsoft points out, in an article published in its blog about the project, that the current traps use batteries that must be replaced several times a year, and some experiments require chemicals that have to be transported by boat because airline regulations do not permit them to be sent on airplanes.
That's my translation of it.
 
5:12 PM
yeah
That's my translation too.
I just didn't type it.
also I'd write "their blog"
or "a blog"
 
I had "their" originally and went with "its" because: flip-flop.
 
5:33 PM
@Robusto I don't know any Spanish, but this makes more sense than the fake translation.
For examples, utilizan looks like a plural verb, which fits the sentence, as opposed to used.
 
user174558
5:56 PM
These days, they star silly things instead of the funny things I say, LOL.
 
6:21 PM
@Jasper Note: using "LOL" at the end of a statement doesn't make it funny. It makes it sad.
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Q: Euphemism for Poor Performance

SueTI am looking for a euphemism to be used on a student evaluation form that relates to poor/unsatisfactory/unacceptable performance. I do not want to erode the self-esteem of a special needs audience. I would appreciate any suggestions. Thank you!

"As well as can be expected"?
 
Now, that^ is sad.
 
user174558
They make me pay more and more for a stupid internet connection that gets worse and worse.
 
They got you "hooked"
 
user174558
Alfredo Kraus is a truly great tenor.
 
6:39 PM
Have you thought about taking up singing again?
 
7:28 PM
@Jasper isn't silly and funny the same thing? Unless funny is weird. Also, why haven't you starred that yet? It's comedy gold and should be starred by everybody.
 
7:40 PM
Dec 14 '14 at 23:46, by Johan Larsson
I don't know English.
That was silly
 
Anyone here?
 
no
:-)
 
user174558
8:09 PM
I ordered some books from bookdepository.com, they have good prices like amazon.com, in fact they were acquired by the latter recently, lol.
 
Lower case "lol" looks much better imho.
 
@skillpatrol So you prefer Mediocrity Lite®?
 
😎
 
user116848
@JasperLoy Same here. I have a bad internet connection too.
 
user116848
But sometimes it works quite well, like now for instance.
 
8:59 PM
Sometimes there is a preposition following the verb which seems superfluous to me, for instance:
> Anyway, after the can has been opened with or without the use of brute strength, the sweetened, condensed milk (I’m getting a bit tired of typing that out…) is poured into a shallow baking dish (or a pie plate) and the dish is tightly covered with aluminum foil.
Or,
goes off to the kitchen instead of goes to the kitchen
What is this grammar
I mean, what is this called if I get to learn more about it
Adios!
 
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