One would have thought that the cheeky little tinker would be grateful that his fetid fly-blown little country had been visited by emissaries of her gracious majesty, Victoria , empress of the greatest empire the world has ever seen and that she had condescended to rule over such a swarthy mass of loin-cloths and dung-gatherers and teach them the techniques of a forward defensive stroke and the LBW rules.
Many of them still do not know how to pass the Port !!! Damn his britches !
Poncingham Talbot-Pratt