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7:32 AM
Hey guys. Not US resident but wonder the difference between national holiday and observance: http://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/us/

There's also local observance and state holiday but aren't they same? Local = state

There's also "season" which is what? Holiday too?

I see a lot of what is mentioned there is not "mainstream" too...
 
7:58 AM
Hello guys
I have a question
Can you tell me how can I improve my questions:
What is your ultimate SEO frustration? and how did you cope from it emotionally?
 
8:32 AM
@rahstame "How did you cope with it emotionally?"
the other question is fine.
 
ADG
8:58 AM
anyone williing help me improve some of my english sentences?
@MattE.Эллен you here?
 
 
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10:23 AM
@EllieKesselman papaya rhymes with Isaiah. Coincidence? I think not.
 
 
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12:10 PM
@RegDwigнt No it doesn't either. Not in English, anyway.
 
12:31 PM
@Boris_yo 'observance' probably means (in the sense that I don't know I'm guessing from looking at the entries that are called 'observance' to the ones called stat or national holiday) that business don't close for them, that the government doesn't officially close offices. E.g. St Patrick's day, some people 'celebrate' it by drinking a lot and some people have a parade that day, but most everybody still goes to work that day.
If you look at the four items that say 'season', they are astronomical events that say when a season changes, spring, summer, fall , winter.
 
1:11 PM
@Robusto interestingly, Robusto doesn't rhyme with joke in any language.
I'm noticing a sudden influx of chat help requests above.
Must be the International Matt Ellen Help Day.
 
at ADG noooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
@MattE.Эллен you forgot to prefix that with an "at ADG".
 
:D
I've unforgotten
 
See, much more helpful now.
I'll be here all day to help you help me help you help others.
 
thanks
I always need help helping other
 
1:16 PM
Notice how here, I am using "all day" in the Middle-English meaning "will suddenly commute with no prior notice, then play World of Tanks for the rest of the night".
 
oh. that's a good note to have
 
Yes, so good that in Middle Ages, they had them attached to their fridges.
 
in the Middle Ages fridges were called Scotland.
 
Interestingly, "scot" is Russian for "livestock".
That explains the tradition of freezing meat, I guess.
 
yup. tradiotion: explained.
if only all traditions could be explained so easily
 
Interestingly, scot is the English word for tax, so that makes Scotland the land of taxes
 
The land of livestock and taxes. Who wouldn't want to go.
 
@RegDwigнt Lies!
 
that's why they can afford to allow the locals to go to uni for free
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 And scot was the Old English word for pig, btw.
 
1:31 PM
> The evolution of western pop music, spanning from 1960 to 2010, has been analysed by scientists.
deemphasis mine
 
Oooh, pinch me!
 
@Robusto it gets better and better!
 
I can't wait for the results of the scientific analysis of pop music so I can find out whether I enjoyed my teen years or not.
 
@MattE.Эллен I like how the BBC article puts the whole "the Beatles changed US music" spin on it, and stick to it like a child to a lolly. While in reality what the paper says is that the developments had already been in place, and the Beatles just surfed along with everyone else.
 
@RegDwigнt Yeah, this. They were simply on the crest of the wave.
But they were synthesists, and borrowed freely from the then current idiom.
 
1:34 PM
@Robusto you enjoyed your teen years OVER 9000, said some scientists.
 
I'm going to wait for the definitive results.
 
Definitive results can only be provided during office hours on Judgment Days, but you keep not partaking in raptchas, so screw you we're not telling you anything.
 
I mean, what if I thought I had enjoyed them only to be told I hadn't really enjoyed them at all? That could be disastrous.
I wonder if Oasis enjoyed themselves or not?
 
@Robusto Yeah. They should make an Emmerich movie about it.
@Robusto they certainly did not enjoy one another, I can tell you.
 
Maybe that's because everyone was always comparing them to the Beatles. They thought they had to live up to the angst.
 
1:39 PM
Everyone is always comparing everything to the Beatles. As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving the Beatles approaches one.
Even Hitler compared everything to the Beatles.
 
2:02 PM
@Rob, next victim was a springer spaniel yesterday. Loke pulled and gf braked, we still had to wait a couple of minutes for the spaniel to catch up after 15 km.
 
@RegDwigнt that's similar to what the Beatles would have said, but not quite the same.
 
Hello, hello.
 
Why do I say goodbye?
 
I say I don't know.
 
@MattE.Эллен most likely because sometimes you go away from other people or they go away from you and this is customary
 
2:14 PM
That's unsimilar to what the Beatles would have said.
 
grr. I just got wrecked by a sudden downpour immediately when I got off the bus, and it stopped immediately as I entered my house.
 
Could have something to do with houses having rooves.
 
@GeorgePompidou all my troubles seemed so far away. now it seems as though they're here to stay
 
mopes around and drips rainwater from clothes and hair all over my luxury goods
@MattE.Эллен surely there is an omitted clause in which the troubles go from far away to here.
 
Just don't drip it onto your credit card, lest you can't afford new luxury goods anymore.
 
2:18 PM
otherwise that makes no sense.
oh, but see, unlike Bargeld, if my credit card is ruined I will just receive a new one at no cost.
 
Same with bargeld.
 
so if your Bargeld is stolen or burned, who will give you new ones?
 
Also, lol @ "no cost".
 
yes, literally, at no cost
 
@GeorgePompidou see, that's the root of your problems. Me, I just don't lose or burn money.
 
2:20 PM
you are fortunate enough to live in a place where robbery is infrequent.
 
Precisely. A place where nobody carries credit cards, and so robbers are not interested in robbing.
 
that's illogical.
 
That's perfectly logical.
 
robbers are interested in cash. they cannot do anything with a stolen credit card.
they don't know the pin.
and it will be cancelled.
 
Their choice is to steal ten bucks from me, or 3000 using your credit card. Guess which they'll pick. You have three tries.
 
2:21 PM
you just have no idea how credit cards work, and yet you continue to rag on them.
if they choose the credit cards, they'd be dumb and get away with nothing.
 
You just have no idea how conversations work, and yet you continue to participate in them.
 
do some research man. stolen credit cards are a thing of the past. they are useless.
I welcome you to come over and take my credit card and try to use it for something if you really don't believe me or some basic internet research.
 
Do some research man. More money gets stolen using stolen cards than using stolen money.
 
in which universe? you have still not explained to me how anyone could steal money from me by stealing my credit card.
 
I welcome you to come over and take my 10 bucks and try to use it to get 3000 bucks from my account if you really don't believe me or some basic internet research.
 
2:23 PM
you have not explained how they will know the pin, you have not explained how I will in any way be liable for the fraudulent charge if they somehow telepathically obtain my pin.
 
@GeorgePompidou in which universe? you have still not explained to me how anyone could steal 3000 bucks from me by stealing 10 bucks.
 
@GeorgePompidou They don't steal money from you. They steal it from the credit card companies and vendors.
*usually they don't steal it from you.
 
they do not know the pin, and therefore cannot use my credit card. which part of this do you people not understand. I've said it multiple times.
 
Since your card company usually covers you for that.
 
they do know the pin, and therefore use your credit card. which part of this do you george not understand.
 
2:25 PM
@GeorgePompidou Calm the fuck down. I'm a Canadian, I've had a credit card with a pin longer than you have.
 
I could do this all day long.
 
but they don't.
that's just false. they do not know my pin.
 
No, you do not know your pin.
 
So does that mean they can't make purchases online?
 
and if they do know my pin, then good for them. I still lose nothing, whereas you lost 10 euro. 10 euro > 0 euro.
by my calculations, you lose.
 
2:25 PM
Does that mean you can't use tap-and-pay?
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 yes, you need an address. and tap and pay is not a feature on my card.
 
Does that mean there are no places anywhere that use mag stripe?
@GeorgePompidou If you think that stops them, then you are naive.
 
look, the bottom line is that Reg lost 10 dollars and I lost nothing!
 
you can still use mag strip in the UK, in Tesco
 
from being robbed!
 
2:26 PM
@GeorgePompidou no, I have not lost 10 dollars. Which part of "I have never lost any cash" do you not understand. I've said it multiple times.
 
in the event of both of us being robbed, I will lose less than you.
 
Nope.
 
I will lose the amount which you lost less than you.
 
@GeorgePompidou You lost nothing, assuming the best outcome for you, except several hours of your time calling your bank, getting your card cancelled, disputing the charges since it was stolen, and then calling anyone who uses that card for recurring bill payments and updating them to a new number.
 
I will lose whatever cash I carry. You will lose whatever your daily limit is.
 
2:27 PM
actually, that's also wrong.
 
I will lose less than either of you if either of you is robbed
 
it takes me 10 minutes to dispute a charge and order a new card, and I do it on americanexpress.com
which is something called a website.
which exists now.
 
it takes me 10 minutes to drop out of this discussion, and do it on stackexchange.com.
which is something called a website.
which exists now.
 
It has happened to me several times, that I have had to replace card numbers, either because some website got hacked or some vendor's pinpad got hacked, and the card company called me to report suspicious activity on my card. It always results in at least a few hours of work.
 
and really, Reg, you keep saying that it actually costs me something when I say it's free of charge. but you seem to not understand that in general prices are already set and are the same for either of us, whether or not we use a credit card. so yes, it's "free" by any reasonable definition of "free".
 
2:29 PM
And I still won't have lost 10 bucks, mind you.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 then you have the wrong credit card company. I've never spent more than 5 minutes on the phone with Amex, or 10 minutes online.
I'm sorry to say that you're getting bad service.
 
@GeorgePompidou No, you are misunderstanding.
 
@GeorgePompidou and really, George, you keep saying that I seem to not understand things, but you have no idea what things I do or do not understand.
 
It's not the card company that's the problem.
It's the fact that I pay my bills with my card
When I lose a card I have to then call all those places and give them new payment info
 
in any case, I've had no problems with my credit card company. they treat me the better than any company I've ever dealt with.
they bend over backwards to make sure I'm satisfied.
 
2:30 PM
Sucks to deal with such awful companies, then.
 
Although sometimes the phone call with the card company takes a while. Usually it's fast.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 American Express does this for me.
like I said before, I'm sorry to say that your credit card company has bad service.
 
See, that's one thing I can afford that you can't: dealing with companies that treat me better than a credit card company.
I win again.
I can afford more things than you.
 
@GeorgePompidou Wow. now if only most places took amex, it might be worth getting.
 
Exactly all places everywhere take cash.
 
2:32 PM
most places where you have to pay bills do.
it's just small businesses where you go in person who don't, and for them Citibank provides me with a Visa card.
@RegDwigнt cash is from the middle ages, Reg. join us in the 21st century.
 
Of course they do. Citibank are the worst scammers in history. Do some basic internet research.
 
@RegDwigнt In Canada every place takes credit cards. It's much more convenient even for small purchases, especially with tap-and-pay. And as George says, the prices are the same for me as for you, since basically nobody cash-discounts, and I get 1-4% back on every purchase with my credit card.
 
I don't need to. I've only had good experiences with them.
 
@GeorgePompidou credit cards are from 1960 America. Join me in 21st century Europe.
 
they treat me almost as well as Amex.
 
2:33 PM
If you're having trouble with cash or credit, just give it to me, I'll take care of it for you.
 
@GeorgePompidou famous last words.
Good thing we have them written down now.
 
Send in bitcoin, my PGP key is '1'
 
@Mitch but will it blend?
 
if I have a bad experience with them, I will just go to another bank. I don't see the problem. but I don't think I will because both of my parents have had Citibank for decades and have had no issues.
 
Oh right, good for smoothies too.
@GeorgePompidou banks? pfft. invest in yourself.
 
2:35 PM
If I have a bad experience with the NSDAP, I will just go to another party. I don't see the problem. But I don't think I will, because both of my parents have had NSDAP for decades and have had no issues.
 
I eat a lot as part of fiducial responsibility
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 If I lose my bank card, I still get to keep my account number, so I never have to change payment information anywhere.
 
It's tough on CFO's but it's a job.
 
Reg keeps telling me things about other people and other eventualities. what I have works great for me, though, so I don't really understand anything.
now he's bringing up Nazis.
great.
 
Reg is trolling you, silly.
 
2:36 PM
I'm out because that's offensive.
 
Oh Reg? that's his thing, to tell people stuff.
 
Has been for a quite a while.
 
@Cerberus see, they don't have these. They are not "cool". You don't get "free" flights to Australia after spending 100000000 dollars.
 
He didn't mean it.
 
Also Cerb.
 
2:36 PM
oh, well, great.
I'm still satisfied with my situation.
>.>
 
@RegDwigнt What? Somebody gives away free flights? Excellent!
 
George is a funny guy. He really doesn't understand a word.
 
@RegDwigнt Why not? I spent 100000000 dollars on a flight to Australia once, and then I got the flight for free!
 
@Cerberus Exactly. Comes with free air
 
2:37 PM
I mostly just spend my points on upgrades to first class.
 
@GeorgePompidou I do not tell you anything about anyone. I do not tell anyone anything. I repeat after you. Have been for a full 20 minutes now.
 
I think that's the best use.
 
@Mitch No, the air was $5/can.
 
@Cerberus that's the funnest thing about trolls. You can troll them back and they won't notice. In fact they'll be more upset than their original victim.
 
Luckily, I managed to do with 2 cans over the entire flight. I merely passed out just before landing.
 
2:38 PM
@Cerberus Ahhh.. Canadian air... fresh and piney. like Christmas all year.
 
@RegDwigнt True...
 
@Cerberus I sleep so no need for any cans at all.
 
But quite honestly I haven't seen George troll for a while now.
 
Because you only just entered this room, you dog.
 
He has been rather fine, don't you think?
That is possible.
 
2:39 PM
Sniff around in the corners of the transcript.
 
You owl.
I feel better now that you have reowlified.
 
@RegDwigнt Are you talking about the plush toy trolls, or the industrial waste trolls? It's important, I have a bet riding on it.
 
@Cerberus the last two or three times I came across him, he kept telling everyone that he was better than them. Literally, in these words.
 
@Mitch Oh, the piney air was triple that.
 
@RegDwigнt Wait, he's raising his leg on it.
 
2:40 PM
@Mitch Oh, sleep, as in put to sleep?
 
@RegDwigнt I don't think this is fair. you keep bringing up credit cards, you're the troll. had you not brought them up a second and a third time, these conversations would not have happened.
 
@GeorgePompidou I don't bring up anything.
 
@RegDwigнt Oh, too bad I missed all the fun, then.
 
Cerberus is right in that I'm rather fine.
 
You jump onto subjects of your choosing.
 
2:41 PM
I was in isolation in the woods.
 
@Cerberus that's how it works, right?
 
I brought up 5000 subjects today. You were the one to jump onto this one particular one.
 
@RegDwigнt yes you do.
 
@Mitch You seem suspiciously awake.
Not to mention alive.
 
@RegDwigнt Yeah, you tend to hold it's head underwater til it stops thrashing.
 
2:42 PM
@Cerberus Yeah I wish the credit card companies would make it easier to get more numbers so that I could compartmentalize the damage in situations like that. But here the problem is that banks still support cheques, and cheques require your account's actual account number, and paying by bank account means your account number is out in the wild, and it's rife with abuse, so I don't use that method.
 
@GeorgePompidou no I don't.
 
@Cerberus looks around well yeah, I'm not dead now.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 What could thieves do with your account number?
Here we all give out account numbers to any and all companies.
 
@Cerberus number crimes
 
@Cerberus They could withdraw money.
That's how cheques work.
The banks, overall as an industry, are not very good at protecting the account holder in those situations.
 
2:43 PM
walk up to old ladies and say ".9999999... = 1 is a lie".
 
When I talk with Rob, or Cerberus, or Matt, or Mitch, or Shiny, we will discuss fifty different things in one minute. When I talk to George, he will only ever talk about credit cards. Every damn time. All day long.
Nice try, Amex CEO.
 
It's worse in the US, they are way more into cheques than we are.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 what is the etymology of 'kiting checks' ? Kite like the bird or kite like the toy?
 
@Mitch I don't know
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 How? With cheques? I think cheques were abolished decades ago here?
 
2:45 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 yeah and then they'll tell me I should move to the 21st century.
Writing numbers on sheets of paper, and they call that salary.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 it's messed up. It's the 21st century and people here are scanning checks then faxed to a person who reads it over a phone.
 
Hilarious.
 
> "write a fictitious check," 1839, American English, from 1805 phrase fly a kite "raise money by issuing commercial paper on nonexistent funds;"
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I think some one specific person used it as a funny metaphor and it stuck. like mud
 
@Cerberus Yes, like I said. It's really dumb. The account-to-account banking system is based on cheques, even electronically. You have no idea just how fucked up it is.
 
2:46 PM
I didn't know checks were that old.
I thought everything was invented immediately before I heard about it the first time.
Like donuts.
or nutella.
 
Or Mitch.
 
But on the bright side, in Canada we have another way of paying with your bank account, called "Interac", and it eliminates some of the problems of cheques for retail transactions, but has not had as much uptake for web-based or other kinds of payments.
 
I heard of Mitch a couple years back for the first time.
 
@RegDwigнt No I had heard about that before.
@RegDwigнt I wasn't born yesterday.
 
@Mitch But I have not. And since you had not been invented back then, neither could have you.
 
2:47 PM
The worst think you could do with my bank account number is fill it in someplace where they accept "authorizations" and order some stuff. Then I would simply tell my bank to cancel the payment and it wouldn't be my problem.
 
@RegDwigнt oh shit disappears in a puff of illogic
 
Credit cards are the most convenient way, and until the marketplace is repaired so that credit card fees are more transparent, for an individual consumer the credit card is the most economical way (assuming you don't pay an annual fee or carry a balance)
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Ah, this thing where you can't simply wire someone money?
 
@Cerberus Yeah we don't do that much.
"wiring" money
 
But you can do it?
 
2:49 PM
In the last 10 years there have been various solutions, none of which are cheap, easy, secure, and ubiquitous.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 unlike cash, cards require a damn lot of infrastructure in place. Like gas, say. Going by car is the most convenient way for as long as you know gas stations are a thing.
 
I think we have always been able to wire money to private persons here, at least for many decades. It used to be done through some cheque-like paper, I think, but that was long ago, at least I never used those as an adult.
 
Failing that, going by foot is actually better.
 
@RegDwigнt No.
Going by dog is much better.
 
@Cerberus Yes. That's why you have four of them. That's how better it is.
If you didn't want to go by foot, you'd have four cars instead.
 
2:50 PM
Or you'd fly.
Or travel on someone's back.
 
No, you'd.
I never'd.
 
@RegDwigнt Well, yeah, that infrastructure is really useful though. Like the internet.
 
@RegDwigнt Wrong. We are all travelling on someone's back.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 sure. Gas stations are useful, too. Even for people with no car like myself. I'm just saying they have to be created first. And there's no such thing as a free gas station.
 
On the backs of several animals, actually.
Recursively.
 
2:52 PM
It's dogs all the way down.
 
No, it's elephants down, and, eventually, a turtle.
 
The problem with the modern credit-card infrastructure is that there are too many layers of fees and the retailers have difficulty passing certain fees onto customers. Hell, some cards have higher transaction fees just because, and to the retailer there is zero advantage to accepting that card over another, because you just pay more for the same transaction. But the retailers are forced to accept all cards by the issuing banks...
 
@Cerberus I will have none of this Islamistic world view.
 
@RegDwigнt literally likewise
 
@GeorgePompidou nope.
 
2:54 PM
So (hopefully) eventually regulation will force the card companies to be more transparent and to allow retailers greater freedom in pricing, and then the market will be fairer, and some credit card species will go extinct and prices will drop slightly.
 
Look how I'm having with everyone the discussions they want to have. You want to talk about metathesis, I will talk about metathesis. But you do not want to. Or perhaps you can't afford metathesis, because you spent it all on free flights.
 
@RegDwigнt Can you point me to a specific sura?
 
When you wanted to discuss Romanian, we discussed Romanian. But apparently you never want to discuss Romanian again, and who am I to force you.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I can wire money directly to anyone in the EU right now.
 
@Cerberus Yes. For 3000 dollars. In cash.
 
2:56 PM
How about in cache?
 
@Cerberus I would have to investigate how to do that here. Honestly it's not something I do often.
 
Or cachet?
 
@Cerberus I will accept cache for 3000 dollars. In cash.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I rarely do it either. But when booking tickets for a vacation or something?
 
I'd say the most common ways to send money here are cash, cheque, paypal, ... ? dunno.
@Cerberus credit card
 
2:57 PM
But within Holland, I do it all the time.
 
@RegDwigнt My lifehackr advice... eat the thesis crumbs in the cushions that come from eating metathesis in front of the TV.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 A private person renting out a house in France is unlikely to accept credit cards.
 
@Cerberus Oh. Holland. I'd expect that much from you.
 
I only pay cash or cheque for very few things. Like, a contractor came over to do some work on my house. I don't know if he takes credit cards, not all do. So it's cash or cheque.
 
@Cerberus What would they expect... cash?
 
2:58 PM
@Cerberus cheque. Rent is always cheques
 
But I susppose large companies around Europe will accept credit cards online, most of the time. But only large multinationals, I'd expect.
@Mitch Thank you?
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I do that all the time. But usually it's hidden under layers of abstraction. (Like, a press of a button because you already gave your banking details to PayPal once.)
 
bank transfer?
 
except large rental corporations may accept other forms of payment such as Interac.
 
@Mitch No, I just wire the money to them directly.
 
2:59 PM
@Cerberus ha ha. no. It was intended as an insult. I guess it didn't work. Dangit.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 a private person in France won't even know what a cheque is, despite your vain attempts to spell it in Frenchese.
 
@RegDwigнt Yeah, so, for me my layer of abstraction is my credit card. Every website accepts them. Every retail store accepts them, even coffee shops. Many service providers accept them.
 
@Mitch Yes. I log into my banking site (using a special device: not a mere password, of course), I fill in their account number and the amount, and press "transfer".
 
@Cerberus or to the gites service
 
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